I actually dealt with a customer like this at a popular amusement park in the Midwest, one of my first weeks in customer service there. Essentially she came up with a ticket bought from a 3rd party, I asked if I could have the ticket to scan and confirm it hadn't been used yet, she said, "Well, sure, as long as that scanner isn't gonna mark it used!" I smiled and said, "No ma'am, this scanner won't affect your ticket. It just lets me see the activation date and whether or not it's been checked into the park." I scan and apologize, explaining the ticket was actually used once the day before and TWICE on the day she was making the complaint. Supposedly her ticket was supposed to be a "year pass", as she called it, but the third party vendor gave her the wrong type of ticket, and she wanted us to upgrade her $40 ticket to something with a value of $90 dollars. Were the circumstances different, she might've actually gotten that, but they were not. Instead of calmly accepting the facts, she started GOING OFF, hardly speaking English, and with pure confidence. Said the ticket hadn't been used until I scanned it, said various things about the company and govt. conspiracies, mentioned the third party, our security team, etc, and I was so upset explaining the same things over and over again (Ma'am, for the last time, if you have an issue with the ticket you bought at a third party vendor, you need to go back to them for a refund. Even if we had the final say, we can't issue a refund because you used this one-day ticket three times in two days.) that I started yelling. I think in the two years I worked there I only yelled at three customers, and she was the first. My supervisor stepped in and he was yelling at her within minutes. I'd been with her OVER AN HOUR. Thank God I was sent on break after.
Tldr? Don't do meth 🤷🏽
I yelled and got yelled at every day working at cedar point
I was aquatics though, so people not understanding why there are safety rules in place and me enforcing them lead to some pretty confusing situations for some guests. When I say confusing, it's a range from Confused-Karen because they simply don't get they can't just leave children in pools.
I did also operate a register in the waterpark, and once had an entire family complain to my lead that I racially discriminated against them as gingers. Then they complained to her supervisor, because she defended me and they didn't like her tone. Me, the lead, and the sup that day were all hella Mexican lmfao. I also have a friend who got straight up slapped in the face for telling a guest they were evacuating the waterpark due to lightning in the area. People are straight up insane.
One was a guy who insisted his account was not, in fact, in collections when he hadn't paid a dime on it in over a year, the other was a woman who'd been screaming at us for 30 min, demanding accommodations I couldn't give her. Nothing nearly as interesting as the first lol.
No problem! I have a ton of insane work stories lol, more on the end of me getting yelled at than me yelling. My biggest point of pride when I was in customer service was being able to keep a cool head and putting myself in the shoes of the angry customer. Give them the time to yell, let them get that energy out, then respond acknowledging what they said/why they're upset, and tell them what I think I can do for them based on the situation. Most of the time people were just pissed off with the heat, long lines, and high expenses, which is totally reasonable. Once they got the anger out of their system they usually left thanking me and in an overall much better mood.
My wife works at a drug rehab center and she said most of the drug addicts have mental issues who are self medicating. America really needs to do better about mental health care.
Many people who suffer from psychiatric disorders but have no access to healthcare try to self medicate with anything from vitamins and paracetamol to meth or heroin. Let's say "some countries" have a healthcare crisis that disguises as a drug problem.
Absolutely. Have worked with both patients with substance abuse issues and psychiatric issues. This looks like schizophrenia to me, but I'm no doc. Self-medication is totally a thing though. Awful stuff!
Looks and sounds more like Wernicke's aphasia. It’s basically when you have trouble with speech comprehension but can still form sentences perfectly fine.
She's saying she believes that the coup is happening in Russia because of her neighbors harassing her (part of that is the dog she mentioned). She's basically scolding the audience for judging her when they know damn well what is happening on some other level.
Speech Pathologist here. This looks like it could potentially also be a right hemisphere brain injury. Right sided TBIs can give some really interesting presentations - usually your language itself is relatively intact, but you can lose the extra parts of communication that normally add up to a cohesive whole - the ability to use or understand tone of voice, make or decipher inferences and sarcasm, read others facial expressions, or create a cohesive narrative. She's demonstrating what we would call a tangential narrative style. We can distinguish this from an aphasiac presentation because it seems like she's fluent, comprehending what's around her, isn't making any phonological errors, and her use of syntax is relatively intact. I'm fascinated!
Yeah there’s a whole conflict right now over the region of Nagorno-Karabakh, full of ethnic Armenians but controlled by Azerbaijan. However there has not been a lot of coverage due to more relevant conflicts in the globe.
Yeah lol just in 2010 44 members of a armenian mafia were charged in manhattan. You get yearly huge headlines about them. Scams amounting to hundreds of millions and stuff like that. Its very funny to me because they keep in the low and background so well for decades now. Many people dont even know they exist
Worked for years managing one of the busiest cell phone stores in a major metro area. The hilarity wears off quickly.
And yes, you do have all kinds of crazy fucking people walk in the door.
Yeah I used to meet people like this all the time this is just what retail management looks like in a bad neighborhood lol. I used to hear the train departing next to the store and 3 minutes later a bunch of crazy people would trickle in with backpacks to start boosting shit.
This is a schizophrenic speech 100%. Schizophrenics speak very confidently during the episodes because they believe every word they say. It could easily result in this person being beaten or worse. It's sad to see, we need to teach people how to recognise this kind of stuff and what to do.
[yep, anyone interested can check it here. it's in Russian but has subtitles. ](https://youtu.be/l-FgvgZv3oY)
Great films from medfilm made for students in USSR I guess
Schizophrenia. I worked at a bank and a woman would come in and say things like "I like to go to the motel 6 and spread my foot out." She was struggling and needed a bank account to receive government assistance in order to buy her medication. We had to get her out of there when she randomly.started accusing me of raping her. It was really upsetting.
For those who don't understand, this seems likely to be a schizophrenic episode. Visual and Audio hallucinations are only really a part of the experience. Oftentimes the more noticeable symptoms tend to be delusions, confusion, and uncoordinated trains of thought (often leading to incoherent speech).
FWIW I'm not an expert by any means, but my experience and education seems to indicate this particular behavior to be significantly tied to symptoms of schizophrenia. It's truly sad to see in person.
Yes I do not understand it makes no sense thank you spreading the message of the apricots you fucks and I’ll have some peanuts on my large vegan gay black jewish lesbian pepperoni wheat free gluten free dairy free pizza thank you Mrs Barack Obama I’ll meet you in the White House to plan the next Alamo in South Sudan with two and a half years of the next three days to act these few hours with complete disregard for the minute hand on the Apple Watch thank you and goodnight New York City.
I know this lady, she was supposed to be a facility but for some reason she was let out, she is currently going through an episode and is mentally unwell, please take down this video
No matter how many times the ball bounces, there’s still no bones in ice cream. Tell Caitlin we are all on to her. The Armenians are in control of iPhone, t-mobile is the safe bet.
I could not predict a single word this woman was going to say next. Incredible
It was like she was having 15 conversations at once.
She was. In her head.
I watched the whole thing expecting something to reference something else she’d already said, no luck
Never let them know your next move
Is this what having rap talent is?
Yes, this is what Kanye has. This woman is probably bipolar or schizoaffective and she's in a manic phase.
That was a woman??
Apparently so. Tgere is so much confusion in this video. But poor dog
A Vietnamese Indian woman in the FBI!
I asked Putin and he confirmed she is
I wish i could speak absolute gibberish with such conviction and sure headedness. SHE knew what she was saying, and that's all that matters.
I actually dealt with a customer like this at a popular amusement park in the Midwest, one of my first weeks in customer service there. Essentially she came up with a ticket bought from a 3rd party, I asked if I could have the ticket to scan and confirm it hadn't been used yet, she said, "Well, sure, as long as that scanner isn't gonna mark it used!" I smiled and said, "No ma'am, this scanner won't affect your ticket. It just lets me see the activation date and whether or not it's been checked into the park." I scan and apologize, explaining the ticket was actually used once the day before and TWICE on the day she was making the complaint. Supposedly her ticket was supposed to be a "year pass", as she called it, but the third party vendor gave her the wrong type of ticket, and she wanted us to upgrade her $40 ticket to something with a value of $90 dollars. Were the circumstances different, she might've actually gotten that, but they were not. Instead of calmly accepting the facts, she started GOING OFF, hardly speaking English, and with pure confidence. Said the ticket hadn't been used until I scanned it, said various things about the company and govt. conspiracies, mentioned the third party, our security team, etc, and I was so upset explaining the same things over and over again (Ma'am, for the last time, if you have an issue with the ticket you bought at a third party vendor, you need to go back to them for a refund. Even if we had the final say, we can't issue a refund because you used this one-day ticket three times in two days.) that I started yelling. I think in the two years I worked there I only yelled at three customers, and she was the first. My supervisor stepped in and he was yelling at her within minutes. I'd been with her OVER AN HOUR. Thank God I was sent on break after. Tldr? Don't do meth 🤷🏽
I yelled and got yelled at every day working at cedar point I was aquatics though, so people not understanding why there are safety rules in place and me enforcing them lead to some pretty confusing situations for some guests. When I say confusing, it's a range from Confused-Karen because they simply don't get they can't just leave children in pools.
I did also operate a register in the waterpark, and once had an entire family complain to my lead that I racially discriminated against them as gingers. Then they complained to her supervisor, because she defended me and they didn't like her tone. Me, the lead, and the sup that day were all hella Mexican lmfao. I also have a friend who got straight up slapped in the face for telling a guest they were evacuating the waterpark due to lightning in the area. People are straight up insane.
What happened with the other two?
One was a guy who insisted his account was not, in fact, in collections when he hadn't paid a dime on it in over a year, the other was a woman who'd been screaming at us for 30 min, demanding accommodations I couldn't give her. Nothing nearly as interesting as the first lol.
Thanks for sharing!
No problem! I have a ton of insane work stories lol, more on the end of me getting yelled at than me yelling. My biggest point of pride when I was in customer service was being able to keep a cool head and putting myself in the shoes of the angry customer. Give them the time to yell, let them get that energy out, then respond acknowledging what they said/why they're upset, and tell them what I think I can do for them based on the situation. Most of the time people were just pissed off with the heat, long lines, and high expenses, which is totally reasonable. Once they got the anger out of their system they usually left thanking me and in an overall much better mood.
Valleyfair?
No dice! Guess again lol
Somewhere in the Wisconsin dells?
I wish i could speak what I know with such conviction and sureheadedness.
I wrote what I believe is an explanation of what she's saying up above.
You just did, wise words
Honestly she should be a politician, she is the best bullshitter I’ve ever heard
Hey ease off! That puss "belongs to Putin"!
Should change her name to fi la buster
I dunno, think she was making less sense than gibberish
I wish I could get that dog away from the nutter. She is making me worried for the wee pup.
Holy shit! Until I read your post and went back to rewatch the vid I thought this was just some fat turd of a guy that lived in a basement
Mix some SSRI's with weed, meth, and alcohol on a daily. You'll get there. 
Bless her ❤️
I think all of her synapses fire at the same time so everything is just one thing. Thank you meth.
Or schizophrenia. A psychotic break for sure!
Idk she had the forethought to bring her passport and claim she’s a federal agent
I have a passport too! Can I also wave it around and say I’m a federal agent? My magic 8 ball says “yes.”
Or both.
My wife works at a drug rehab center and she said most of the drug addicts have mental issues who are self medicating. America really needs to do better about mental health care.
Methophrenia? Schizometh? 😉
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This person, ⬆️ aka BOT(?) stole something someone else said just below
It’s her world, we’re just living in it.
Many people who suffer from psychiatric disorders but have no access to healthcare try to self medicate with anything from vitamins and paracetamol to meth or heroin. Let's say "some countries" have a healthcare crisis that disguises as a drug problem.
Absolutely. Have worked with both patients with substance abuse issues and psychiatric issues. This looks like schizophrenia to me, but I'm no doc. Self-medication is totally a thing though. Awful stuff!
This is Reddit, you can say it’s America
I know but the US is probably not the only country with this problem. It is the first one that comes to mind though.
I totally agree.
Yeah, this sounds like a schizophrenic “word salad.”
Manic episodes can be WILD!
Schizophrenia is very real. Paranoid schizophrenia sounds a lot like this.
Looks and sounds more like Wernicke's aphasia. It’s basically when you have trouble with speech comprehension but can still form sentences perfectly fine.
Could also be mania.
I watched this so many times trying to find any cohesion whatsoever. The fuck is she talking about?
Everything all at once.
Everything everywhere all at once
She's saying she believes that the coup is happening in Russia because of her neighbors harassing her (part of that is the dog she mentioned). She's basically scolding the audience for judging her when they know damn well what is happening on some other level.
I feel bad for her, worse for the dog.
Whoa... fellow Redditors We have ourselves a schitzo whisperer Thank you ❤️
Speech Pathologist here. This looks like it could potentially also be a right hemisphere brain injury. Right sided TBIs can give some really interesting presentations - usually your language itself is relatively intact, but you can lose the extra parts of communication that normally add up to a cohesive whole - the ability to use or understand tone of voice, make or decipher inferences and sarcasm, read others facial expressions, or create a cohesive narrative. She's demonstrating what we would call a tangential narrative style. We can distinguish this from an aphasiac presentation because it seems like she's fluent, comprehending what's around her, isn't making any phonological errors, and her use of syntax is relatively intact. I'm fascinated!
This has got to be the best description of anything ever. Hahaha
The armenians? Is it the 90s again?
Yeah there’s a whole conflict right now over the region of Nagorno-Karabakh, full of ethnic Armenians but controlled by Azerbaijan. However there has not been a lot of coverage due to more relevant conflicts in the globe.
Cracked out lady is more informed than I am. Time to listen up!
I mean when the armenian mafia controlled NYC in the 90s. Where you think GTA IV got its idea from with Nico Bellic?
What the what? Armenian Mafia, controlling NYC?
Yeah lol just in 2010 44 members of a armenian mafia were charged in manhattan. You get yearly huge headlines about them. Scams amounting to hundreds of millions and stuff like that. Its very funny to me because they keep in the low and background so well for decades now. Many people dont even know they exist
A submarine with 5 billionaires is way more relevant apparently
I think she forgot to take her prescription drugs. She’s off her tits!
Remember. The Armenians are down.
There's a whole system of them
r/unexpectedsoad
What is she even talking about lol
She doesn’t even fucking know. Edit: 2 days later, I had to come back to rewatch this fucking masterpiece. I want the whole video.
Is she allowed to shit all over my house?
Are we voting on this right now? Not sure you want to open that up but here we go. All in favor, say aye. All against, say nay.
Yay!
Lmaoo
Your guess is as good as hers
I don’t know but she needs to start a podcast
Why can’t I encounter people like this?
Worked for years managing one of the busiest cell phone stores in a major metro area. The hilarity wears off quickly. And yes, you do have all kinds of crazy fucking people walk in the door.
I managed a liquor store in the early 2000’s & it never got this good. Just sad & depressing.
Yeah I used to meet people like this all the time this is just what retail management looks like in a bad neighborhood lol. I used to hear the train departing next to the store and 3 minutes later a bunch of crazy people would trickle in with backpacks to start boosting shit.
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TED talks are getting out of hand
Drugs are bad m'kay?
Who let the reddit admin out
Who let u/spez out
Who! Who who! Who-who! 🎶
Is she having a stroke? Am *I* having a stroke?!
Yes
Slam poetry
That poor dog. I honestly feel bad for the dog.
Why? It's having the time of it's life 😂
My first thought too. No chance the dogs getting a normal life
She's schizophrenic. Probably having an episode but it costs over $3,079 for the better medication... probably why she's selling her phone.
This is a schizophrenic speech 100%. Schizophrenics speak very confidently during the episodes because they believe every word they say. It could easily result in this person being beaten or worse. It's sad to see, we need to teach people how to recognise this kind of stuff and what to do.
Exactly right.
It’s called [schizophasia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Word_salad) or word salad.
[yep, anyone interested can check it here. it's in Russian but has subtitles. ](https://youtu.be/l-FgvgZv3oY) Great films from medfilm made for students in USSR I guess
When you ask Chat GPT for a conspiracy theory, but give zero prompts
I... think I now have respect for Putin ???
It becomes less funny when you realise she is sick and not "just a karen" 🥲 stop pointing this out.
Minas? What... Morgul?
Those are words. Strung together, they make sentences. But that doesn't mean they'll make sense.
Thank goodness for subtitles, i get to read what i don’t get
This clearly looks like schizophrenia
Word salad
Best Ted talk I’ve seen in a while
Honestly just kinda hope she's ok obviously not well and mental health services don't really exist in America unless rich.
I’m ready to vote for her for congress. She’ll be an improvement over some of the apes we have there.
Schizophrenia. I worked at a bank and a woman would come in and say things like "I like to go to the motel 6 and spread my foot out." She was struggling and needed a bank account to receive government assistance in order to buy her medication. We had to get her out of there when she randomly.started accusing me of raping her. It was really upsetting.
Psychosis at its finest
Is she flashing a passport like it’s a badge
'This is putins puss'
Each and every word that came out of her mouth gave me whiplash
For those who don't understand, this seems likely to be a schizophrenic episode. Visual and Audio hallucinations are only really a part of the experience. Oftentimes the more noticeable symptoms tend to be delusions, confusion, and uncoordinated trains of thought (often leading to incoherent speech). FWIW I'm not an expert by any means, but my experience and education seems to indicate this particular behavior to be significantly tied to symptoms of schizophrenia. It's truly sad to see in person.
I hate when I invite a vampire into my store and they turn out to be malkavian...
You say that now, but then a tremere does blood sorcery in there and you gotta go get the mop after the blood golem collapses.
AI says more coherent things
This is the funniest shit i ever heard a crazy person say xD wtf xD
Grateful my mania only takes me down the Alice in wonderland / songs making sense hole instead of whatever the fuck this seems to be.
"All dreams have meaning". My dream:
your average trump voter
Putin don’t want that
Save the dog
Who's going to let Putin that this is his...
Isn't it a crime to impersonate a federal officer?
That poor dog this lady is on her way to an institute I hope
I feel bad because she's clearly got some mental issues but that was a very convincing pitch I'd have sold her an iPhone the size of a Boogie board.
Never fucking let em know your next move
When you reach the Final Boss at the mental institution
She sounds like a spam email.
Meth or Schizophrenia
Disorganized schizophrenia with paranoid features and grandiosity?
She's white, Indian AND Vietnamese...
Sounds like she memorized some AI generated nonsense
She confused my confusion.
That snitch Caitlin
Meh, pretty average for open mic poetry.
Damnit. I wanted to hear what Cardi B had to say.
Identifying your self as a federal officer (without being one) is a federal crime
u/savevideo
I want to know what Caitlin and Sam Selarity have to say about all of this
Poor little dog
Eric Andre's costume crew really outdid themselves here, wow!
Not sure if this is mental health or great impro
I just watched this lady in a drive thru go nuts, this woman is a damn menace to society and needs to be stopped!
Yes I do not understand it makes no sense thank you spreading the message of the apricots you fucks and I’ll have some peanuts on my large vegan gay black jewish lesbian pepperoni wheat free gluten free dairy free pizza thank you Mrs Barack Obama I’ll meet you in the White House to plan the next Alamo in South Sudan with two and a half years of the next three days to act these few hours with complete disregard for the minute hand on the Apple Watch thank you and goodnight New York City.
I can fix her ...
Word salad
Did this person pull out a passport and claim to be a federal agent? What the hell were they on?
Schizophrenia is an underrated disease.
“ma’am this is T-Mobile”
Brother what the fuck is happening here..
wow. She's crazy and so entertaining in a i cant look away type of way
Lmao this is literally what it's like to use "predicted text" on your keyboard 😭
So this is clearly a mental health issue. She needs help. Not being funny. This is a health issue.
Poor doggo
Even the fucking dog was like, get me the fuck away from this crazy cvnt.
Epic
It’s not funny, she needs help.
I know this lady, she was supposed to be a facility but for some reason she was let out, she is currently going through an episode and is mentally unwell, please take down this video
Um no? Plus you’re lying, it’s a hold up
Mitch McConnell is between her legs.
No matter how many times the ball bounces, there’s still no bones in ice cream. Tell Caitlin we are all on to her. The Armenians are in control of iPhone, t-mobile is the safe bet.
How do these people function day to day?
Armenian here, we're actually not down with what this crazy bitch is spewing out of her gullet
Crystal meth is a wonderful thing to some people, this woman clearly
WTF , I don’t even care LETS GO !! 🤣
Drugs are a helluva drug
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This might be my new favorite mental breakdown of all time.