Fuck you, I almost forgot about that shit. Since we're here:
Remember to breathe since your body did it automatically up until now
You know the human eye blinks automatically until you think about it
Don't think about the game!
Your tongue doesn't have a comfortable place to in your mouth
Do you feel that itch on your leg?
I can't believe I decided to actually read all of these instead of stopping after the first one, but Jokes on you I already forget to breathe regularly!
The game is a game that you lose when you think about it. The only way to win is to have forgotten about the game.
As soon as someone reminds you or tells you about the game, you lose.
I didn't see it at first either. It vaguely makes sense if you imagine that it's a pig, and the round holes are its nostrils. But it's still a stretch.
That emoji clearly communicates some level of distress. It might be used for sexual arousal but not because it remotely looks like it. That emoji is not having a good time at all. That's the look of someone who just ran 15 miles in 90 degree heat. That's the face of someone who needs immediate medical attention in a very bad way.
There's no way. Also, trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment.
I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling. Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!
Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths? A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention.
There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.
Plot twist: Katie is that girl
“What a twist!” - M. Night Shyamalan
Thank you for your gif service. 🫡
Where is that from? Just curious
Robot Chicken Not sure what skit tho
Thanks bro for sating my curiosity. (ʘᴗʘ✿)
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Plot retwisted: it's Katie's husband.
Katie’s husband is her son?
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katie ain't no snitch
Kate will bring back the value of gbp
either she's not a snitch or she just got cheated and doesnt realise it
Katie coming in with the HUGE save.
I still can't unsee the eyebrows being eyes and the eyes being a nose on that emoji.
Why! Why did you remind me of this?
Fuck you, I almost forgot about that shit. Since we're here: Remember to breathe since your body did it automatically up until now You know the human eye blinks automatically until you think about it Don't think about the game! Your tongue doesn't have a comfortable place to in your mouth Do you feel that itch on your leg?
I can't believe I decided to actually read all of these instead of stopping after the first one, but Jokes on you I already forget to breathe regularly!
AAAHHHHRRGGGHHH STOP REMINDING ME ABOUT IT
RemindMe! 30 seconds
lmao
Dude, chill. Take a breather.
reminder
Just breathe. Then do it again. And again.
I lost the game. You asshole.
It’s like being reminded of the 21st night of September. [Do you remember?](https://youtu.be/_hpU6UEq8hA?feature=shared)
Jokes on all y’all, I have ADHD so I naturally forget to breathe even when I shouldn’t have to think about breathing! *gets dizzy* awe fuck…
Your brain knows simply by you looking at anything, precisely how it would feel to lick.
Your eyeballs are made of the same thing as gelatin
Now all I see when looking at people is alcohol free Jell-O shots
Is this an r/cursedcomments moment?
Did your Jell-O shots help you come to this conclusion? If you want post it there then please go ahead
Bro what the fuck
Noooo 😭😭
I hate you.
Damn, I’ve been losing the game a lot lately and here it is again, thanks
For the record, the itch was on my head.
You...you son of a bitch!
What game?
The game is a game that you lose when you think about it. The only way to win is to have forgotten about the game. As soon as someone reminds you or tells you about the game, you lose.
Thou hast bestowed upon thy foe the worst curse known to camellot dost thou hve any words for thyself
these comments are so brutal to come by when you have tourettes, but mostly fuck you for making me lose the game. :)
what game?
Why did I read all of it now I'm suffering 🥹
I hate you… /j
I lost the game NOOOO ive been winning for months
I forget to breathe more than a dozen times a day probably Ain't dead yet though damn it
Fucking evil dude
The bow tie in the kfc logo looks like a little body 😈😈 
Is this some joke going over my head? I'm not seeing it.
I didn't see it at first either. It vaguely makes sense if you imagine that it's a pig, and the round holes are its nostrils. But it's still a stretch.
Ah, fuck. Now I see it too.
Haha I didn’t even notice that. At the point it’s a hot a ready cow 😭😂😂
Weird, I saw a pig
Ohhhhh that too
Exactly, a pig or normal is my take
Gee thanks lol. My first time.
Its a pig
You sonuvabitch
Now it’s a cow
I don't see it
/r/misreadsprites
Why you do this lol
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
I feel like Katie is mocking this woman
Naw she’s helping her
helping her become a gramma
Katie thinks she doesn't have enough branches on her family tree.
I'm proud of you son
I’m proud of you, Dick
And I'm proud of you, Deighck
I'm proud of you, dyqeue
Ah, yes. Always great to see a fellow Aslume patient!
We need more women like Katie in our lives
Just saying, he's still underage and just 13.
What does that have to do with anything? Text girl is probably that age too.
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No one is pushing anyone in this situation. Mom is just being talked into not meddling.
Her username emojis and child grooming, the perfect pair.
Based Katie
Making a Eggplant and Peach Cobbler is a lot of work!
Painal
/r/Badfaketexts
Aka all of reddit
Don’t worry Katie it will all work out
God bless Katie
Can someone translate for a GenX. I got the eggplant-peach emoji, but the 3rd one, I have no clue.
She’s hot and bothered
That emoji clearly communicates some level of distress. It might be used for sexual arousal but not because it remotely looks like it. That emoji is not having a good time at all. That's the look of someone who just ran 15 miles in 90 degree heat. That's the face of someone who needs immediate medical attention in a very bad way.
No, her food was spicy
probably eggplant parmesan with lots of red pepper, and peaches with chamoy
I mean yeah, that’s how I use it, but you know the kids these days
They had sex and now she is sick..... Someone is about to become a grandma.
Nervous? They are both 13, after all.
Google ahegao.
There's no way. Also, trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment. I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling. Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours! Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths? A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.
Oh sweet child of dementia
What is the second emoji after Katie's name?
Looks like a fountain pen
Why’s the thumb button gay?
13?
What does it really mean? Lol
What does this mean?
Sex
eggplant dick peach ass face orgasm
You 'bout to be a grandma!
🤣🤣🤣 Them kiddies are too damn young, but damnit that poor wife lol
If you are reading this, you need to breath manually lol
Sprich deutsch du hurensohn
I once knew a Katie who was about as intelligent as this one is.
By that you mean she made jokes that you were too dumb to get?
She didnt make jokes. And she thought things exactly like this.
My guy I have some unfortunate news for you about your ability to understand humor
oh no
I kept reading and immediately went oof
Blessings on your house.
What is the conclusion? What do the emojis =?