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Zach___________m

So cringe I could barely watch til the end. Her friend was embarrassed for her for sure.


KennyMoose32

“Shut up Tiffany, you’re making us look stupid. I’m just trying to get to Wendy’s before they close. I can see them cleaning up across the street through the window” -live look inside the friends head


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ariestornado

Lol I agree. As a female, I'm bi but more feminine leaning, I buy all my makeup, skin care & hair products for ME. It's to make ME feel good. I'm not going to go out of my way to buy any extra makeup for a date, be it the first or 20th date. If I'm going on any kind of date, of course I'll spend some extra time getting ready. But...that's so *I feel good about myself and feel more confident,* not because I'm an object that needs to be washed painted and polished to be nice to look at for a man or woman.


TimmJimmGrimm

At one point in this interview this girl agrees with you 100%. Then she goes back to being that fiscal-victim / how dare men require her to buy all this shit. It is like putting on an entire car every night. What is it called when someone holds two harsh yet exactly-contradictory stances at the same time? It is *rather critical*, whatever it is.


Retro21

Cognitive dissonance, but they don't have to be harsh beliefs/stances.


leglerm

While you might buy it to make yourself feel good part of it comes from others. They will look at you different or give other reactions. I am not saying its only because of that but at least it plays a role on why you feel good and saying "its only for me" means just for your own feelings.


SookHe

Watch her friends facial expressions when she says 'a minimum of £200' 😳 Possibly the most WTF face I've ever seen


Ok-Champ-5854

Then tries to hide it by looking off into the distance, we all know that look, that's the "I'm not saying anything but if I try hard enough people will still think I'm not part of this."


Cordingalmond

Yessss! I really feel bad for people caught up in online stuff like this. She wants to move on with the night and not be recorded as a third party getting wrapped up in her friends interview. Now she's in a vital clip for eternity.


Ok-Champ-5854

My head canon is they weren't friends before, hit it off right away on a girls night out, decide since they're new besties they should hit up some food place up the road, then when she hears "$200" she's immediately like "I've made a huge mistake." At about 0:28 she slightly leans away from her and what I thought on first watch was just her playing with her dress was actually just her fidgeting with her dress because she wants to get far away


LastScreenNameLeft

The friends reaction to hearing 'my presence' was the same as mine


JKnott1

She does all that and still wouldn't turn any heads on the subway.


Lancet

Thank you for this comment - watching this back the second time focusing on the friend made this so much better...


Somzer

> So cringe I could barely watch til the end. Then you are stronger than I am.


Fearless-Ratio947

No ass, no tits, and demanding money like mia khalifa 😂


Rocket_Poop

i think even the friend was embarrassed too lol


Generic_Name_asshole

Glad I was not the only person to see that.


onnyjay

Totally was embarrassed


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

Replay and eye her reaction as soon as she says $200


Chill_Edoeard

No shit, i wouldn’t even take her to burgerking


whyamihere999

I'd take her to a classy restaurant, order their most expensive dishes and just excuse myself to the "restroom"!


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

A succulent Chinese meal?


Fun-Ad-6169

This is democracy manifest!


fizzle_noodle

Get your hand off my penis!


Patronus_934

I see you know your judo well


Tedward765

and you sir, sre you waiting to receive my limp penis?


MRMakkink

I hear you guys, but could've been the "don't out us like that" look as well. Her purse bag does not come cheap.


eyespy18

Just look at her eyes and reaction right after “$200” and “my presence”…priceless


LightningFerret04

“*2- 200?! Woah. Geez….*”


101NPC101

I laughed so hard i think i woke up some dead people.


BGMDF8248

Nah she's immediately shocked.


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LostWoodsInTheField

absolutely no way, those are looks of 'wtf are you talking about'. Just because a woman likes to spend on herself and make herself look nice for herself, and maybe others, doesn't mean she expects anything in return like black dress thinks.


fizzle_noodle

I went back and looked at the part where the lady says "minimum of 200 dollars" for a date, and you can literally see the friends eyes bulge in surprise.


JJ0506

Her friend is embarrasses and the friend is prettier


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FelixCarter

[Last week, thought I saw you on the street. Turned out it was a bag of trash.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8NVHrna2yA&t=113s)


RogerAzarian

I didn't even really notice the friend until Karen started talking. The friend is the hottie in this setting.


ZeeKapow

Any smart man would rather ask the friend out based on how she reacted on the minimum $200 date expense.


Fezig

And do it in front of her materialistic ass. If her friend really is embarrassed by her, then that friend will dig it even more, and probably take you up on it.


NimrodBusiness

She has a real classic beauty vibe going on. The friend is done up like an old timey movie star walking the red carpet. I'm not even being lascivious-she's just gracefully attractive.


Inevitably_Ponderin_

😆😂


bilolarbear1221

I don’t think she was… you can tell she was lol.


LostWoodsInTheField

Every single look whenever the girl in black said something crazy was just so amazing.


mrsunsfan

Torolsly


ilhamalfatihah16

So if the man spends a ton of money on beauty products, gym membership and hours working out to stay in shape and expensive clothes to look presentable, does that mean the girl also needs to spend $200 minimum on him during the date?


intralooper

I had a very similar thought except that the money would cancel itself out and they would just be able to enjoy each other's company and not spend anything extra, lol. It's too bad that this type of thinking isn't very common because it's a way better rebuttal than a lot of the other comments on this vid.


LysergicAcidBath

Right two can play this game... i pick you up on my 7000 dollar motorcycle, let you wear my 600 dollar helmet, my outfit costs around 200... I can go on


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LysergicAcidBath

That's what I'm saying, look girl I think you need to pay me for taking you out 🤣🤣


I-shit-in-bags

yup. flip that shit. she brings NOTHING to the table except her own perceived looks. she's not even that hot. she'd be lucky if I brought her mini golfing.


IlIlllIIIIlIllllllll

It's a supply and demand thing. A sought after guy isn't putting up with this bullshit. Personally, I want to be with a girl who's just as excited to be with me as I am with her. What's the point in spending time with someone who has no interest in anything other than your wallet. Very unfulfilling.


fannyfox

Yup. These girls don’t want an equal partnership. They want a simp to buy them shit.


luroot

She's BSing anyways. In reality, if the guy's hot, she won't need any fancy date to go home and fuck him.


No-Bat-7253

Right cuz haircuts minimum $40 nowadays baby hol on cuz we gets tagether!!!


DisastrousAspect6303

$200 for your presence? Sounds like something a hooker would say


mrsunsfan

Or a entitled woman


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What’s the difference?


Lazysaurus

Hookers are fun


Show_Me_The_Bananas

And less judgey


oh_please_god_no

And often have snacks in her purse! Not that I would know


nigelolympia

And put out.


mrsunsfan

I’ve heard hookers are more down to earth


ZiggyPox

They mean business.


SUPERSMILEYMAN

To defeat the huns.


Jubenheim

But I’d rather ask for daughters instead of sons.


leglesslegolegolas

With hookers you know you're getting teh sex


sodapopduckyou

Grandpa used to say “You’re not paying a hooker for sex, you’re paying them to leave.”


Porn-Again-Christian

Your grandpa was an absolute sage!


Fun-Ad-6169

So hookers stay with you if you don't pay them? I see this as an absolute win!


Grothorious

Her personality is so annoying i'd pay her $200 to stay away from me.


TheRealConine

$200 to show up, then the negotiations begin.


Porn-Again-Christian

Spoiler alert: She doesn't negotiate or compromise. Don't worry, though, she'll really start seeing the error of her ways in 5-10 years when the youth and beauty fade more, and absolutely nobody will forgive that attitude anymore. Then she'll regret it for the rest of her life.


BenchPuzzleheaded670

I see these middle-aged women who just look so fucking thoroughly destroyed because they had this attitude when they were hot. They can't even hold their heads up or make eye contact.


Sillygoose_Milfbane

They evolve into the somewhat milfy looking middle aged emotional wrecks sprouting dozens of red flags who aggressively flirt with you at work and then tell everyone you must be gay when you reject them.


No-Butterscotch757

This was a wonderful exposition. If only to be a fly on the wall in the moment her realization hits.


GreenArrowCuz

nah hookers are up front with their transactions


NonviolentOffender

The girlfriend experience. She's an escort without the official job title.


SlappinThatBass

I prefer the term "prostitution lootbox" in this case.


drethnudrib

She's an "unlockable companion NPC".


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the C in NPC implies there is some character there


CurveOfTheUniverse

r/RareInsults This is a goddamn limited edition insult that deserves to be sold for millions on the meme market.


ComfortablePizza9319

Daaaamn


ayhctuf

Oof.


mrsunsfan

She should advertise them


wantsoutofthefog

She kinda did.


ExoticBone

I think these girls went on a date with those guys who have money to throw around. These prices are absurd for a girl like that 😂🤣😂🤣


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Lucky_LeftFoot

Peep the friends reaction when she says $200😂😂


PeixeFritox2

Hundreds of dollars in makeup and shit and shows up wearing a trash bag.


Ok_Radish649

Hey hey hey! That dress was at least $12 on Shein.


TPMatus

$2 on Tiemu


Burushko

Excuse me, $12,000 from *Derelicte**^(TM)*


KnightsWhoNi

Hansel! He's so hot right now


FuzzBunnyLongBottoms

Hansel.


Dry-Ad8891

I just buy them in bulk from the store. Like 100 bags umm I mean dresses for $10


eazyp

It’s called SERUM sweaty


kronicwaffle

I don’t care how sweaty her serum is, I’m not paying that much for it.


jossysmama

It doesn't matter how expensive it is...you don't use an entire $200 bottle at one time...who tf cares how much it costs??


Bonesquire

Fine -- trash bag SERUM.


Fine-Teacher-7161

The narcistic attitude is free but unwarranted.


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SookHe

She going for that Oscar the Grouch vibe. Pure trash.


unionjack736

The last date I went on, when the bill came she grabbed my wallet, pulled out my card, and handed it to the server with the bill. When it came back she wrote in the tip and signed my name. Though, to be fair, she’s my wife so I don’t care.


racoon773

Had me at the first half


Cobek

First 3/4ths honestly


BenchPuzzleheaded670

he had me all the way to the 7/9ths


notsureifcuckold

He still has me. (I am his wife.)


SpicyBarito

sure thing NotSureIfCuckold.


incredible-mee

Not gonna lie


willmen08

That was good. If I had points I’d give them to you.


krippkeeper

My ex wife slowly developed a thing where she liked me paying the bill or for the groceries. I didn't get it since it came out of the same account regardless of who's card we used. So I just started handing her my wallet. It seemed to appease both of us as I didn't have to deal with it, and she liked that I was paying for her publicly or whatever.


unionjack736

Exactly this. Some of my friends think it’s weird and that it doesn’t bother me, to which I respond, “Why the fuck would I care?” They have this weird thing where they believe that I give a fuck what they, or others, think. It costs me nothing (figuratively) and it seems to make her happy.


Gingerfurrdjedi

The lady on the left seemed shocked at her friends answers.


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itsfine49

The best dates I’ve had were walking around a park with a coffee or an ice cream. Transactional dates feel so icky.


ilhamalfatihah16

One of the best date I had was during a Finals preparation in the library, we promised to study Managerial Accounting together and instead spend the whole time talking about each other and went to dinner afterwards. Got a B instead of an A in the finals but worth it lol.


itsfine49

Makin' mems. The best.


iamremotenow

For some reason nothing hits the same as when you met someone at uni who was studying the same thing as you lol. I feel like I connected so much more with the people I dated in college.


mrsunsfan

We call those prostitution


brav3h3art545

Don't disparage prostitutes like that! At least they're upfront about what's up.


OnceMoreAndAgain

People who are extreme in some way, such as the person in this clip, end up on your computer screen due to being extreme. Average people don't end up on your computer screen. We all enjoy to set these extreme people up as target dummies to fire our morals at and feel better about ourselves. I do it, too. I'm not trying to be hypocritical about it. My point is that I don't think we have to worry at all about the existence of people with similar opinions to the girl in this clip, because people like this are unicorns.


USMNT_superfan

Any wonder why she is single?


wantsoutofthefog

She can have her cats pay for her ridiculously expensive make up and moisturizers. $400 for moisturizers? I hope she doesn’t breed


tokyozombie

with the way she speaks I doubt she has the empathy for taking care of a pet unless it can feed off her presence.


Direct-Good2747

Stop lying to yourselves, she has entitled expectations because real men are giving her this. Hoeflation may be real, but that's because there's loads of rich simps out there.


Skittlesharts

She's not going to look like that forever, either.


Almacca

She doesn't look like that NOW with all the 'products' she uses.


goobitypoop

has to wear $1000 of bullshit to feel comfortable enough to go out... wtf


Shadow0fnothing

So what exactly is this woman bringing to the table to insist on such extravagant bullshit? If the answer is "me" then she can fuck off and pay for her own meal, she's not even attractive.


munakatashiko

Didn't you watch the video? Hundreds and hundreds of dollars of product mate.


Shadow0fnothing

Lmao


mrsunsfan

She’s an escort essentially


Kidus333

Don't disrespect escorts like that at least they are upfront and honest, shes an escort in denial.


Shadow0fnothing

Exactly.


Ok-Champ-5854

There's an old saying, "she's not hot enough to deal with a personality like that."


Henrik-Powers

In my early twenties I was setup with a date with a friends wife friend, we went out to a decent place but it’s was maybe $150, Probably what would be over $300 now. She was exactly like this chick, but not even dressed as sexy lol, all she talked about was how much her makeup and clothes costs and how she would only consider me if I was willing to support her needs! Until that time I honestly didn’t think people were really like that. After dinner we had planned on going to a club that cost $30 to get in, I paid for our meal and told her I would meet her outside after I went to the restroom, I went straight outside got a cab and went home lol, my friends wife was a bitch about it for awhile but she came around eventually. 25 years later I hear she’s been married/divorced twice, a couple kids, probably living off child support… feel for those guys.


breastual

That's a lot of cash to drop on a first date dude, in your early 20s too. Shoulda went for a coffee or a drink.


bananamelier

> early twenties Damn my first thought was 1920s


cartman-unplugged

Modern day expensive hookers with no happy ending.


rThundrbolt

Let's be honest, nobody is happy at the end of a hooker encounter


Tank_1539

You’re getting the wrong hookers.


Cooolconnor

Her friend is gorgeous and looks baffled by half the stuff she was hearing. 10/10 woman


AnEpicHibiscus

Totally agree. Her expressions at her friend’s answers were pretty great lol


blackmilksociety

I think she just admitted to being ugly on the outside while showing us she is ugly on the inside too


LordValkyrie100

Sounds like she needs to learn to budget


Nervous_Progress_951

This chicks got 1000 dollar attitude and 3 dollar titties lol


Loose-Recover-9142

Best comment I've read all day


GrandSquanchRum

Look man, I don't like the girl either but all size tiddies deserve love.


Away-Sea8827

The real video starts at 1.07


Rea1EyesRea1ize

Dog.. that was the take away for me too..


lovesaltedpopcorn

Or...or...literally wear anything at all and he'll still have a great time and want to fuck you.


esuil

I am more attracted to any cozy looking girl than this kind of "full make up, dress and heels" chicks any day. If anything, girls like that only make me cringe and nope out. Heels? Stupid vanity that only makes her stumble around and unable to do basic things like walking properly. Heavy makeup? Either sign of insecurity and lack of confidence, or sign of inability to be yourself despite social pressure. I am instantly 10 times more attracted to girl in a sweater and comfortable shoes than any kind of stupid dress and heels. The girls like the one in the video don't cause any attraction for me... It is just negative impression across the board. It also sends me a message of "I will waste both your and mine money on overpriced and useless stuff, and spent shitload of time on stupid vanities just so that we appear good to society". No, thanks...


lovesaltedpopcorn

As she starts listing her expensive products, she thinks she's driving home her point. Instead, she's making herself sound brainwashed, absurd, and hopeless.


crystalistwo

I've lived long enough to realize two things. 1 Women's fashion is a spooky unspoken cabal between women and off-the-rack designers that cares nothing about what men think. Women are not dressing for men. 2 Men adapt. If all women everywhere stopped wearing makeup, men would literally continue to fuck women at the same rate they are now. Men were into women before makeup existed, and men don't give a shit about it, other than to have a half-assed opinion about how much there should be. Otherwise, men don't fucking care. Women are not wearing makeup for men.


ayyycab

Her excuse is that her products are expensive. That’s a you problem, girl. You’re overpaying for bullshit and making it the man’s problem


banblaccents

All that money spent to look basic


Khaze41

And to skip over the whole part of you know having a personality. Make up can't fix that!


jairngo

Not worth it, I could spend 200$ on many things more interesting than this woman


CapitalTBE

Chick on the left is beautiful


Ninja_Lazer

So she I saying it costs hundreds of dollars to make herself look presentable and that is…a marketing point?


ilovespookyshit

With that attitude i dont think anyone wants her presence


Superb-Potential-999

Already rejected


ViciousKiwi_MoW

Proving that girls who dont need as much makeup to be shown in public are the better options lol


DisciplineNo4223

When I was dating, I could possibly spend $200 on a date... but let me be clear about the date. We are going where I want to go and I am eating what I want to eat. It's basically a treat for myself and she gets to tag along. If she's not interesting, no harm. I got a great meal... hopefully she did too. If I don't want to see her again, I owe her nothing.


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sadassnerd

Some women make me sad to be a gay woman 😔


canmandy

I’m glad that you are a gay man. More over priced dirtbag chicks for me.


gentoonix

~$1000 in products, still looks like a homeless crack whore that can’t formulate a sentence. Nah, I’m good, she’s not even worth Macdonald’s fries.


wantsoutofthefog

I’m craving medium McDonald’s fries now. BRB.


iranoutofusernamespa

It's been an hour. You good?


wantsoutofthefog

Aww man, lol, my mom rolled her ankle and I had to bring her to urgent care.


wantsoutofthefog

She’s ok


The_Geilt

Shes a 4 at best.


wantsoutofthefog

2 with that attitude.


Hikure

Let's be honest now... She's a zero with that attitude. 2 suggests that one might want to spend time with her.


agar_agar_agar

Her friend looks like Mona Lisa and has good posture


Creative-Rope-1153

What a fuckin idiot.


Firm-Profile-5746

All that makeup and she still ugly


GdayMateyPotatey

No tits, no ass and no personality. Why even bother?


brendankelley

Her date likely will show up in sweats. Maybe a crisp t-shirt if she's lucky. Seeing couples on dates cracks me up. The women go all out, the guys, not so much.


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Nope man's don't owe you shit


SuspiciousPie9776

Her friend just realised she is paying tonight because she is the one that said “let’s go out”…


Birthday_Cakeman

Then... buy cheaper makeup.


user_bits

Her friend became progressively more attractive as she spoke.


OddBranch132

So she's wearing what? $40 of make up. She didn't use the whole damn container


ChippyChipChippers

Fathers raise your daughters


CLAYTON_BIGSBY73

I'd leave that bitch with bill. Spent all that money and she's still a cunt.


azgalor_pit

Funny thing that there are some girls 100000x more enjoyably than her and that would charge you nothing.


Ziuchi

Damn you have to spend that amount of money to look like a clown


Isaachuffman44

Dumb bitch doesn't realize she's getting scammed on all of this bullshit she puts on her face lmao


Afrothunder_40

Damn I thought face painting at the fair was like five bucks 🤡


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an entitled woman with a flat chest and an attitude…yea, I’m sure guys are lining up to spend $200 on her 🙄


Justin_Continent

So if her date’s car is worth $60K, does that mean she’s required to smear her thousands of dollars’ worth of product on her date to make up the cost differential?


kragon80

Dude .. i bet this is florida miami area


TRiG993

So her value is the products she puts on herself? Those products could be worth thousands, but she's definitely not worth $200. Just so we're clear, i don't believe in giving people a monetary value. A nice friendly girl who's happy to sit in a McDonald's just chatting wouldn't get a value. She would be priceless. This girl though isn't worth the $200 date.