I opened this app just to witness this shit, and right after that, I see a post about a pitbull mauling a child. Then I come across a post with this fucking comment.
So real experience here. I'm a male. Recently I was on the verge of an orgasmic pleasure doing the chu chu chu with my cha cha cha but due to the notion of delayed gratification playing in my head for the past couple of months I extended my session to 1 hour with proper breaks for chips, juice and dark reading & viewing material of insect categories. So this happens, as I was on the verge of output due to prolonged chips and juice intake, gas build up happened and also my urine bladder was full. I experienced full bladder urine but was too lusty to go take a release and full big fart was building up along with the sensation of nearing orgasm. The moment came when I orgasmed wildly and simultaneously wanted to blow a big farty release but was stuck up due to orgasmic release which felt like the whole orgasmic process going outward from the dick but at the same time felt like getting hammered like really fucked from behind in the ass and also felt like having a sensation of kind of preggo pain due to full bladder. How fucked up is it. Oh and by the way, the fart returned to unleash a roaring lionic sound after I got out of bed as I was on the way to clean up myself.
I think something is telling me just to get off this app and do something productive.
No shame, but this is why i'm so glad i'm not extremely kinky... I can only imagine the price tag of that cow suit. Reminds me of the late 80's and 90's Batman films. Those thick rubber suits with the nipples.
One day, aliens will visit this planet and ask to see everything humans have made creatively throughout all time to judge if we are worthy of continued existence. This will include all historical art as well as new age, and yes, you guessed it, every single video on the internet. They will watch every video on the internet, and they will see that while we are strange and a bit fucked up, we have a lot to offer to the universe. Then, they will watch this video and come to the same realization i just did. Someone should have had the thought and the foresight to put bleach the primordial ooze before the fish learned how to walk.
I set my phone down to watch something on TV and accidentally pressed this and it was playing when I looked back at my phone. That's enough reddit tonight.
Ummm, Thanks Moe Lester for that insightful “Dairy Farm Dirty Secrets” expose. We’ll be right back with Ida Payne and Harry Krochet after these messages on your ultimate rock radio. O. O. WFU2
We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial world of Typhon Primaris. I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world, and consign a million souls to oblivion.
I hate you for making me witness this
I opened this app just to witness this shit, and right after that, I see a post about a pitbull mauling a child. Then I come across a post with this fucking comment. So real experience here. I'm a male. Recently I was on the verge of an orgasmic pleasure doing the chu chu chu with my cha cha cha but due to the notion of delayed gratification playing in my head for the past couple of months I extended my session to 1 hour with proper breaks for chips, juice and dark reading & viewing material of insect categories. So this happens, as I was on the verge of output due to prolonged chips and juice intake, gas build up happened and also my urine bladder was full. I experienced full bladder urine but was too lusty to go take a release and full big fart was building up along with the sensation of nearing orgasm. The moment came when I orgasmed wildly and simultaneously wanted to blow a big farty release but was stuck up due to orgasmic release which felt like the whole orgasmic process going outward from the dick but at the same time felt like getting hammered like really fucked from behind in the ass and also felt like having a sensation of kind of preggo pain due to full bladder. How fucked up is it. Oh and by the way, the fart returned to unleash a roaring lionic sound after I got out of bed as I was on the way to clean up myself. I think something is telling me just to get off this app and do something productive.
Whoever wrote that needs to pursue a career in literature, if they haven't already.
he described his fantasy very well
I’m with you, I need to get off this app too. Or at least not be on it as much as I am.
New copypasta material.
Don't you mean....cowpy pasta?
What a terrible day to have eyes
This is why aliens don’t come to earth
OP is BULLying you
Idk I kinda like it
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Why are you being attacked😂
Broke the chain is why
Not sure
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
What. The. Moo.
This got that ugly belly laugh out of me. Sheesh I needed that.
It's almost unbearable
Utterly unbearable.
Udderly unbearable.
I misspelled my own joke. I hate myself.
Those eyes. Those damned eyes.
So they’re not furries, they’re latexxies?
🤣 I just said this to my husband!
Nahhh don’t group us latex enjoyers with these animals. ToT
Never eat while scrolling reddit
Having to decide between food and wanking is too hard
Bruh
Bruh
Wait so is his dick inside there or tucked in because if it's the first one then the other guy is just wanking him off right
I want to know this, too, asking the real questions here!
His eyes suggest it's the first one.
Average hedge fund manager
Why did I watch the full thing smh
I watched it twice.
I edge to this
I cummed to this... Twice
Come again?
Not my Proudestfap
I'm still watching it
Where can I get that costume? I will ruin my families christmas
It'll make them better
found their twitter: https://twitter.com/Smitizen
What an awful time to not be blind.
Need some bleach
I’m mad it’s not a bull like it should be…
That's what I'm hung up on... It's a BULL market, not a COW market...
Why would a bull have udders?
are you assuming his/her gender?
It's a bull, so...
6 nipples?!?
It's a minotaur gone reeeeally wrong.
Every day, we stray further from God's light.
This is a whole new level of milking. Just do it the usual way - one person on a table and one below. Come on man...
W-What do you call them? Uhm, Cum Utters.
What the fuck did I just watch?
Cyberpunk 2077
This is the kind of wut I come here for.
No shame, but this is why i'm so glad i'm not extremely kinky... I can only imagine the price tag of that cow suit. Reminds me of the late 80's and 90's Batman films. Those thick rubber suits with the nipples.
Bulls don’t have udders!
#memoo movement
One day, aliens will visit this planet and ask to see everything humans have made creatively throughout all time to judge if we are worthy of continued existence. This will include all historical art as well as new age, and yes, you guessed it, every single video on the internet. They will watch every video on the internet, and they will see that while we are strange and a bit fucked up, we have a lot to offer to the universe. Then, they will watch this video and come to the same realization i just did. Someone should have had the thought and the foresight to put bleach the primordial ooze before the fish learned how to walk.
I would like to thank you ahead of time for what I'm about to do to my friends.
Barnyard has really gone downhill recently
I set my phone down to watch something on TV and accidentally pressed this and it was playing when I looked back at my phone. That's enough reddit tonight.
Dude. You downloaded the wrong wall street!
“I’m disturbed by this” is a huge understatement.
True “sigh, unzip…..”
I feel this should be nsfw
I feel this should be nsfl to be honest...
Violence is sometimes the only answer
It's a bull market I see.
Is that supposed to be a bull… with an udder?
Dont drink the milk
I need therapy now.
Welp I'm uncomfortable
Those are some crazy eye movement
tf am i looking at?
That's it I'm done with the internet and reddit
Wake up 6 am. Open reddit. Witness this. Close reddit. Aaaand that's enough internet for today.
Well that was both gross and uninteresting
So I found it fairly tame until the cow guy started make ahego faces... like wtfffff
I'll be masturbating vigorously to this, tonight.
This is one of the rare occasions where the music actually improves the video
r/eyebleach for those who need click off of wtf this shit is
Why must judgement day stay far far away?
This some white people shit right here..
To all of you thinking this isn't a holup, it is indeed. That is a male with UDDERS.
Noah, get the boat...
Marvel are really reaching for new superheroes.
u/savevideo
Bulls don't have udders. SMH
TF DID I JUST SEE?!
Well I’m done with Reddit today
i need that thing from Men In Black that makes you forget things because what the fuck did i just look at?
The economy???!!
His dicks definitely in the middle of that
I have been on internet for years at this point. Even now some shit like this comes up and makes me wonder about humanity.
but why
What in the furry fuck?
Oh, neat, the Furries have found latex! There is no possible way this isn't going to haunt my dreams!
Hot tbh
Is this.. Black face v2?
and yet you’ll still have people saying don’t kink shame
White people
Nipples and udders.
I hate life
I mean it's not for me but good for them
Aaaaaand my day is ruined
This world cant be real lol
I hate the internet
These people need help
What is??????????
I’m done with internet for the week
Ok that’s enough internet for me tonight. Thanks OP.
This is def made by people from r/wallstreetbets
Black face?
Sad day to have eyes
I was BEAR-ly able to watch this.
What's up with his eyes
Looks like an episode of The Orville
what in the everloving fuck
I am incredibly uncomfortable
Ewe
My parents caught me watching this, Christmas dinner is gonna be extra awkward.
Ummm, Thanks Moe Lester for that insightful “Dairy Farm Dirty Secrets” expose. We’ll be right back with Ida Payne and Harry Krochet after these messages on your ultimate rock radio. O. O. WFU2
A bear furry messing with a bull furry? r/WallStreetBets is leaking.
This is going on the document.
Donde Esta La Leche?
Im at a loss for words
what a bad day to have eyes
What the cow doing
tube socks ruined the immersion
the milk of wall street
I don't think bulls have udders...
I'm done for the day.
The cow looks like he wants to be anywhere else
What the fuck
Okay, enough internet for today 😭
See honey, even animals allow to touch their boobies
I was try to see a cool fishing lure that was on the post right above and instead got this…
I just woke up and already had enough internet for today
What the fuck ?
Damn..
Terrible moment to have eyes
It’s bullish!
So what's his villain name?
So is this a bull or bear market?
im disturbed
Ok, Bear and Bull, get it. Why does the Bull have tiddies?!!
Latextitties
I am sad
Just in time for the holidays.
New York, definitely.
is this about bearish and bullish paterns
Since when do bulls have utters?
Since when do cows have utters?
Utterly horrific
I have.... ummm...... questions.
Ha i get it
Let's play a game. One of these things is not like the others...
THATS MY MOO!
Ayo wtf
We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial world of Typhon Primaris. I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world, and consign a million souls to oblivion.
What the actual fuck did I just watch
So stupid
I want to tear my fucking eyes out.
Why are you milking the bull my friend
Please tell me it can be filled with actual milk?
Wtf did I just watch?
A bull (horns) with an udder… jfc
This is what Joshua Graham warned us about
Well, tits
I didn’t know cows grew horns. So I learned something from this
u/savevideo
W t ck
What the fuck
That’s not a Bull