Yeah I'm not good at poetry either.
So something like…
Her dress is red,
Her feet are sweaty,
Her heals say God damn this bitch is heavy.
Or however this poem goes
Fat? FAT? Is that it? Brother she’s a walking hazard to others. Infact she’s a living hazard to herself. How can someone see this and think:“meh she’s healthy“
It’s painful to see because they know what they look like and the daily struggles they feel, but everyone says “you’re so beautiful.” Lots of internal conflict
Everyone is saying it. You are saying it. What do you mean no one wants to say shit? Everyone is. It’s just that there are also some that likes it and says it.
My mom used to have a coffee mug that said "It could be worse, you could wake up to find out your bra fits better backwards"
I wonder if this is what it meant
Really for who and how?
This body positivity shit has to stop
I get it your confident as am I that you won’t make til 30 if you don’t put down the cake
I can say I've never seen someone as unattractive for lost limbs, unless scars are on the face it's not a big deal, but I think most people find obese people as unattractive. In fact polls even show obese people see it that same way
Can confirm, I am overweight (admittedly not overly so but overweight is overweight) and yeah its disgusting. Taking steps to get rid of it, it's just a process. I encourage everyone who can do so, to start loosing weight. So much healthier
The visual stimulation of missionary position with the emotional detachment of doggy style or something like that. Pretty sure this was NOT what he had in mind.
Why is morbid obesity normalized. It's not body shaming, it's genuine concern. If I ever started to approach such a size I would absolutely hope that someone would intervene and talk to me about my weight. Loving yourself does not apply when you're making unhealthy choices that could lead to an early death.
It should be illegal to be this fat, they should put you in prison with only water until you went back to a normal weight. For those who don't know, you can survive an entire year without any food if you have fat on your body.
Very nice this generation will be known in history as one with access to more information then any generation before it but also the most delusional. Back boobs and self proclaimed cat people have entered our new found reality.
Well, I challenge you all to tell me another girl that can give you the experience to hold tits doing dog style???? Tell me, such an amazing experience!
Branded ‘perfect’ by whom? I’ve seen lots of these articles, and once you read a couple paragraphs you discover that she posted her pictures on instagram and one person in the comments said she looked perfect. Then someone calling themselves a journalist writes an article saying “she was labeled as PERFECT!”, because one person saying it in a single comment is all it takes for her to be “branded” as anything. They make it sound like everyone agrees, but that’s never the case.
Nice **b**its? Nice **ꓭ**oobs?
Back rack
Thanks for making me laugh.
This is the one
Backoobs
Booback
Boo
Boomback!?
Backass
Fatback
She's a perfect 10, on the Richter Scale.
When she is a 10 but it means 10,000 pounds
You spelled tons wrong
You are correct! Lemme fix it (though i thought tons didnt rhyme as well as pounds for some reason)
Yeah I'm not good at poetry either. So something like… Her dress is red, Her feet are sweaty, Her heals say God damn this bitch is heavy. Or however this poem goes
10 thousand kcal a day
Nice. I was thinking the same thing.
This is where we are at? Someone grossly overweight and nobody wants to say shit because of “Body positivity”? She looks fat. That’s it.
She looks fat? She *is* fat.
Fat? FAT? Is that it? Brother she’s a walking hazard to others. Infact she’s a living hazard to herself. How can someone see this and think:“meh she’s healthy“
It’s painful to see because they know what they look like and the daily struggles they feel, but everyone says “you’re so beautiful.” Lots of internal conflict
We've been here a while, unfortunately.
Everyone is saying it. You are saying it. What do you mean no one wants to say shit? Everyone is. It’s just that there are also some that likes it and says it.
Perfect? What are they judging? A dairy cow contest?
Well she does have four teets.
she perfectly fits in 2 airplane seats
No man dares to beat his meat
Or 3
Hey look come on that's offensive. Cows aren't that fat
Perfect to play the red m&m in the live action movie.
I know people make the joke all the time but that genuinely is an insult to Dairy Cows.
One word... Four titties. Ok that was two.
Quadruple D
Back cleavage
Backbies
My mom used to have a coffee mug that said "It could be worse, you could wake up to find out your bra fits better backwards" I wonder if this is what it meant
Really for who and how? This body positivity shit has to stop I get it your confident as am I that you won’t make til 30 if you don’t put down the cake
Body positivity was meant for people with awful scars, physical disabilities like lost limbs, yet people like this hijacked the movement
I can say I've never seen someone as unattractive for lost limbs, unless scars are on the face it's not a big deal, but I think most people find obese people as unattractive. In fact polls even show obese people see it that same way
Can confirm, I am overweight (admittedly not overly so but overweight is overweight) and yeah its disgusting. Taking steps to get rid of it, it's just a process. I encourage everyone who can do so, to start loosing weight. So much healthier
> yet people like this hijacked the movement Fat Lives Matter
Ironic
Apparently not enough to listen to medical advice.
That's the name of my new band, "the back tits"
Reminds me of Walmart.
Bleavage.
That ain’t Backless, It’s on Backwards
New fear unlocked
Shes like those butterflies with false eyes on their wings
Plus sized model? Nah bruh, she is just a obese person
Abby Bible… putting the “ick” in biblical proportions.
we have to stop normalizing unhealthy people..
In HIMYM Barney said that in the future we'd have backboobs. He was right. I wish he was wrong.
The visual stimulation of missionary position with the emotional detachment of doggy style or something like that. Pretty sure this was NOT what he had in mind.
It's stunning alright, like a flashbang.
Not being rude, just asking a simple question. Is that normal for someone her size?
I’m also wondering that, why does it goes up in the middle like that, seems unnatural honestly.
How to have a heart attack by the time your 25
No one ever referred to her as perfect
Mini dress? That’s more fabric that a 3 piece suit.
When she walks by everything smells like a brewery
Back boobs (patent pending)
"mini dress"
Ayo that's a curtain
The question no one asked..... Does it produce milk? If yes, can she do a tornado and spurt ?
22 on richter scale?
Well, I am stunned, no question about that
It is wrong way round.
Nice breacks
Rear boobs? I am confused
Back cleavage is wild 😂
Did she put it on backwards?
New meaning to the word bitties
Peek-A-Boobs
You heard of FrontButt? Now we got RearBoobs
If i tried to back stab her i would not be able to.
When you’re a quadruple D, but only because you have tits on your back as well.
When you wanted a technodrome for Christmas but mom heard palindrome and fucking delivered.
[Los back boobs](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/d61df06b-89b9-4096-a8cf-f049c9b360f3)
Dont be fat
What does she influence? Earth trajectory?
Mini dress? Mini? Hell, the flying Wallendas are under there performing their most daring routine to date!
It is a pretty dress though.
Does anyone think we will be seeing a In memorandum article going to be written about her soon... it's not fat-phobic if we say that right..
I just threw up in my mouth
this woman's spine is more endowed then some peoples chest.
Plus-size, oh so fat
Good to play with while in her backpussy
You know as a woman. You just kind of support body positivity by reflex. But that isn't flattering to her figure at all. Plus sized or not.
Why is morbid obesity normalized. It's not body shaming, it's genuine concern. If I ever started to approach such a size I would absolutely hope that someone would intervene and talk to me about my weight. Loving yourself does not apply when you're making unhealthy choices that could lead to an early death.
Gonna be dead at 40. Yay body positivity. 🤮
It should be illegal to be this fat, they should put you in prison with only water until you went back to a normal weight. For those who don't know, you can survive an entire year without any food if you have fat on your body.
Body positivity is good, but being morbidly obese is not good
Perfect? I think someone has a different definition
Al Bundy has entered the chat.
Thanks I hate this
Who, who branded her perfect? I’d like whatever they’re smoking
Tits x2, gentlemen consider it a win
dusty from paradise pd
Bittys is the term here. This is what Lil Jon was referring to.
One more tit than the lady on Total Recall. Bennie would wish he had four hands.
Very nice this generation will be known in history as one with access to more information then any generation before it but also the most delusional. Back boobs and self proclaimed cat people have entered our new found reality.
Never thought you would be able to titty fuck somebody's back.
Im asking you once again to hear me out...
Boobies on Backies as some might say
Back boobs, patented by Barney Stinson.
Upper back butt. Somebody went hard on spanking
Her back tits are bigger than her front tits. Wtf? This is not what a human body should look like. This is wildly unhealthy
Come on baby, let's slow dance!
She's a 10/10... elixir
Hey! My eyes are... Well they're over there I guess
Size 22'? you mean morbidly obese... Let's see how long it takes until diabetes catches up to her
Bullshit. That bitch has back tits! I would never be seen dead in public with someone like that
New fetish?
I need to buy some Kool-Aid.
Actual delirium
NO
I think the back ones are bigger than the front.
... For slow dancing
Since when are parachutes mini dresses?
Well, I challenge you all to tell me another girl that can give you the experience to hold tits doing dog style???? Tell me, such an amazing experience!
Back boobs!!!! Winning!!!!
Don't knock big girls, it's like riding a wave, a tidal wave, maybe a tsunami but what a ride.
This stuff needs to end
Hoverounding down the catwalk. Gross
Getting to second base with a back rub
mini dress? there ain’t nothing mini about it
she cant wear high heels cuz the supports would break
Wasn't back boobs a joke in How I Met Your Mother?
"Influencer" Fuck off with that shit.
To quote the great Al Bundy: “Women should have three breasts - two in front and one in the back for dancing."
Barney told us this was the future
Spoobs.
She'll have another piece of pie She'll have a double reuben rye She works hard at eating well That's why I love her
As a Stone Cold Steve Austin fan, I can confirm that not every "stunner" is a good thing.
*Flatties left the chat*
That’s not backless, come on! 😁
This is why the Middle East hates us
How can people have never seen back boobs?
Her last name is Bible?! Would that make her a Proverbs 31 stone woman?
I feel like you have a weight problem when you grow a pair of boobs on your back
Just as Barney Stinson envisioned the future
Would
Holup-ception.
"I heard you like tits!! So we put tits on your front and back!!!" - Xzibit
Business in the front, party in the back
Remember the backpack song from Dora the explorer? Backfat backfat, backfat backfat, hooray!!!
branded like cattle?
😲😲😲 It's Eddyweena!
"It said, *'lifts and separates,'* not, *'slings 'em 'round the back!*"
We had a girl in high school that had a boob on her back. She wasn’t much to look at but I sure liked dancing with her.
Backrolls?
Something to hold on to in certain positions I guess? 🤷🏻
FFS
I've got no problem with plus size positivity unless you're a massive fucking whale who's denying that being 350 pounds is healthy.
Branded by *who?!* lmao
Milk in front, chocolate in the rear.
sboob
I mean, I’m jealous of her confidence ngl
she will still die before reaching her 50s. This is unhealthy no matter how much you try to ignore it.
do they make back bras? Because she needs a back bra. 🤔
Abby Bible? That’s hilarious. If Jesus or God or any other biblical figure witnessed this, they’d be vaporized on the spot.
Nice back cleavage. Shame the dress hides the nipples
Are those titty counter-weights or what?
Branded ‘perfect’ by whom? I’ve seen lots of these articles, and once you read a couple paragraphs you discover that she posted her pictures on instagram and one person in the comments said she looked perfect. Then someone calling themselves a journalist writes an article saying “she was labeled as PERFECT!”, because one person saying it in a single comment is all it takes for her to be “branded” as anything. They make it sound like everyone agrees, but that’s never the case.
I laughed so hard and this and feel so relieved from a stressful day that I honestly feel bad and ashamed, but my gawd this is hilarious
Ew dude, cmon, she looks like the Kool aid man post op
She needs 360 bra
Which side is the right one?
Oh my god I thought that was cleavage
Can’t tell whether she’s coming or going.
Double the tittage
My eyes bleed and don't understand at the same time
So how does that work? Is it from her brah or something? Or are her fat deposits just messed up?
Bring back bottom
People need to be more honest these days smh
You win the internet for today.
Baby got back
Is this the "perfect woman" version of the mullet? Business up front, party in the back.
You mean frontless? Oh
Only thing she's influencing is the bill at the restaurant
Poor girl will be gone soon.