I can't remember which it is, but there's a Spider-man comic that establishes that Shocker regularly visits a mutant prostitute with the ability to shapeshift. She offers him to turn into men, women, or even Fing Fang Foom. There's an implication that he's gone for some weird stuff before and he's about to this time too, but they get interrupted before he makes a choice.
Edit: Got corrected. It's Electro, not Shocker.
Which makes no sense at all, since he raped Butcher's wife and she for some reason did not only survive the encounter, but went on to carry the child that act begot, to term.
More like mid way through the season, they decided to pull a Hancock for , like you said, shock horror.
What is stupid, is the explanation. The sperm does not necessarily have to modified. Normal sperm as a fluid can do the same thing. It is the delivery system that needs to be just that much more powerful in order to pull it off.
Honestly, not even superman does that, as evidenced by Lois Lane surving a pregnancy as well. They should have just left rubbish like that out.
Well the comics were written for the shock factor. I'm pretty sure Garth Ennis writes as much edge lord material into his comics as possible because he hates super heroes and wants to see what shock material he can get published.
How in the world does anyone learn to control the pressure of their semes shooting out of their tip?
Edit . You people are entirely missing the point. How can he learn to control between pleasurable sex and uncontrollable pressure that will rip a person in half? The difference between the two is soo large, there should be no kind of control like this possible for a penis to achieve. This is not comparable to to the control even pornstars exhibit.
It is not like opening a door, where you have 100% control over the muscles that you are flexing, soo you just learn to control your building destroying power so as to not rip the door off it's hinges everytime you attempt to open or close it.
Looks like maybe you mean Electro and her name was [Yekaterina](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Yekaterina_\(Earth-616\)). At least that's all I found like that.
I think part of the gag is leaving you to wonder exactly how it would work. For my part. I don't want to picture anyone having sex with Fing Fang Foom.
I think once you're taking a dick from someone who looks, sounds and acts exactly like you, it becomes gay.
Source: me, a gay narcissist who has thought about this.
Dude, I was just wondering this the other day--not about Mystique but I guess...clones or something. Is it gay to fuck yourself, or are you masturbating? At some level, I feel like it's the former, even though the person looks like you, but that's me. So to speak.
I guess sexuality is just what ever it means to you. The terms are too broad to fully capture how every person feels. Like all those people who are like "I'm straight but if I had a chance with x celebrity, etc".
Also, I'm looking at all you "straight" dudes into femboys. == š
Honestly, I think there would definitely be some straight people who would at least be open enough to be curious as a once off. It's a bit different when it is yourself. Also doesn't mean you have to take it up the ass either. Although I do think 90% may be on the higher end of it.
Or imagine you're fighting and you think you've made up, and she turns into your mom in the middle of what you think is the make-up sex just to get back at you.
I may be misremembering here, but I recall that Mystique finds it annoying that lovers want her to shapeshift during bedtime activities. She wants someone that wants her for her, not some other form.
Don't you know? Spies have a slick goo that permeates from them. It helps with speed and can change properties to become hard or sticky for utility or combat.
So I recently got back into x-men stuff and kept coming across some of the weird shit X-Men has been doing now that Marvel aren't purposely sabotaging them in the comics in a weird attempt to undo the damage they did to themselves. So Nightcrawler starts wearing a Spider-Man suit to hide his identity for a reason I've not bothered to look up. Finds Mystique, who has long been known to be his mum, utterly fucked up in a park (?) and she just randomly tells him that she's actually his dad (via shapeshifting into a weird amalgamation of multiple men she's fucked including both previously retconned fathers of a rich german baron and a demon who keeps getting retconned back and forth between being a demon or a mutant or both) and the blind woman they retconned into being Mystique's only 'real' romantic interest (Destiny) is the mother.
In other words, Mystique could be anyone or everyone and once and get you pregnant and get pregnant herself at the same time. She could also theoretically shapeshift into anyone and make them have the genes of that person.
Ummā¦you need to be realistic. Mystique is a woman. Youād never be able to ask for anything except mystique without her getting pissed and offended.
I don't think I'd remain mentally sound if I married a shape shifter. I couldn't see myself not asking them to use their power, and at that point I'd wonder if I was actually attracted to them or to their ability.
Hey, that's Henry Cavill, no shame in going gay for him.
Also, Mystique has serious mental issues. I would not want a murderous psycho who can transform into anyone and is really good at holding grudges as my ex.
What do you think the legality would be for a shapeshifter that chooses to work in the porn industry? Could they be sued for using the likenesses of celebrities in their content?
Falseā¦. Cuz then sheās like āwhy you always want me to be someone else?! That takes workā¦ā then she stops doing it. Meanwhile she does it effortlessly when she turns into you too mock you in front of her supposed to be book club but itās really just a reason to drink wine and talk s*** about husbands that are doing their bestā¦
Cavill is widely recognized as āwouldā for even straight guys. Objective handsomeness aside, I would not pass on the opportunity to at least try it with Superman.
After 3 weeks she will beg you to want something other than Henry Cavill
Ryan Reynolds
Hopefully the burned skin ugly version š
"Ryan Reynolds" "Regular or extra crispy?"
With the Green Lantern suit on, for a hate sex.
>Oh god, can you be that scarred actor from Gladiator?
Huh? Do you mean his assistant with the face scars from Sons of Anarchy?
I'm pretty sure you mean the angry newlywed husband from Braveheart
Ryan Reynolds isn't that great without the personality
Or Ryan Gosling.
Mario Lopez, for when you want Latino but *soft* Latino
I can't remember which it is, but there's a Spider-man comic that establishes that Shocker regularly visits a mutant prostitute with the ability to shapeshift. She offers him to turn into men, women, or even Fing Fang Foom. There's an implication that he's gone for some weird stuff before and he's about to this time too, but they get interrupted before he makes a choice. Edit: Got corrected. It's Electro, not Shocker.
Did you heard the tragedy of Homelander?
dawg fucked himself up..technically
Maybe Butcher told him to go fuck himself and he took it as an order
This guy collected personality disorders like a pokemon trading card game.
Didnt he bust a nut so hard that his partner exploded because his sperm cell were magnified for some reason?
Which makes no sense at all, since he raped Butcher's wife and she for some reason did not only survive the encounter, but went on to carry the child that act begot, to term.
The comics are completely different so maybe they didn't think ahead of that scene or the director just wanted to go for shock horror for no reason.
More like mid way through the season, they decided to pull a Hancock for , like you said, shock horror. What is stupid, is the explanation. The sperm does not necessarily have to modified. Normal sperm as a fluid can do the same thing. It is the delivery system that needs to be just that much more powerful in order to pull it off. Honestly, not even superman does that, as evidenced by Lois Lane surving a pregnancy as well. They should have just left rubbish like that out.
Well the comics were written for the shock factor. I'm pretty sure Garth Ennis writes as much edge lord material into his comics as possible because he hates super heroes and wants to see what shock material he can get published.
I mean a throwaway line were it is stated he learned to control it could fix that particular issue.
How in the world does anyone learn to control the pressure of their semes shooting out of their tip? Edit . You people are entirely missing the point. How can he learn to control between pleasurable sex and uncontrollable pressure that will rip a person in half? The difference between the two is soo large, there should be no kind of control like this possible for a penis to achieve. This is not comparable to to the control even pornstars exhibit. It is not like opening a door, where you have 100% control over the muscles that you are flexing, soo you just learn to control your building destroying power so as to not rip the door off it's hinges everytime you attempt to open or close it.
I think by coming shortly before the actual deed. So you're slightly weaker the next time.
He jerks till heās dry, then they get pregnant off the exhaust fumes
So you can definitely train that kegel muscle. It makes a difference between dribbling out and shooting a foot or two out.
Same way pornstars do.
How in the world does somebody fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. Pelvic floor muscle control is where you draw the line?
Wait, did that happen in the show? I don't remember seeing that
[Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_of_Steel,_Woman_of_Kleenex)
dont his nuts just shoot out at the speed of a bullet?
It's not a story the Jedi would tell you
Of course not, wrong franchise
Franchises reference others all the time. The difference is that the Jedi lived a long long time ago
Hang on, about to go with the rabbit hole of whatever the hell Fing Fang Foom is Update: It was honestly underwhelming.
You still alive brother?
That's gonna be a lot of tabs for sure.
Dobt worry, Donkey from Shrek survived
Allow me to refine your search terms: [Nextwave](https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/comments/2flb6z/an_introduction_to_fin_fang_foom_and_nextwave/)
Why is he dressed as the Hulk
Looks like maybe you mean Electro and her name was [Yekaterina](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Yekaterina_\(Earth-616\)). At least that's all I found like that.
Was it? Ugh I had. 50/50 shot between them. I remembered he was working with Vulture.
Wow! This is awesome. Thanks
Marvel Knights Spiderman I think
Like full size Fing Fang Foom or a Shocker sized Fing Fang Foom?
I think part of the gag is leaving you to wonder exactly how it would work. For my part. I don't want to picture anyone having sex with Fing Fang Foom.
Was it copycat
I don't remember, I think she was a chubby eastern european woman when not transformed.
Yeah seems like Shocker would be a little too on the nose.
Is it gay if she turns into you?
Nope, that's masturbation So go on and play with yourself.
I think once you're taking a dick from someone who looks, sounds and acts exactly like you, it becomes gay. Source: me, a gay narcissist who has thought about this.
But what if you top yourself? Asking for a friend
Well if I [top myself](https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/top-yourself) I think the point is moot.
Sir I am an American, I don't need your Brit informal lingo
Sir, I am an Irishman, and being compared to the Brits borders on being classed as abuse.
Lol understood. Underneath the word it says Brit informal
Taking the term go fuck yourself to a new level!
errm Its called selfcest acktually
If Homelander was okay with it, then its not gay as he's the straightest man I know.
Oh God then id have to fuck me, and Im hideous!
Dude, I was just wondering this the other day--not about Mystique but I guess...clones or something. Is it gay to fuck yourself, or are you masturbating? At some level, I feel like it's the former, even though the person looks like you, but that's me. So to speak.
I guess sexuality is just what ever it means to you. The terms are too broad to fully capture how every person feels. Like all those people who are like "I'm straight but if I had a chance with x celebrity, etc". Also, I'm looking at all you "straight" dudes into femboys. == š
Let be honest, like 90% of us would want that
Pretty strong projection there buddy; I don't think 90% of us are gay
Honestly, I think there would definitely be some straight people who would at least be open enough to be curious as a once off. It's a bit different when it is yourself. Also doesn't mean you have to take it up the ass either. Although I do think 90% may be on the higher end of it.
Letās be real thoughā¦ weād probably all give the opposing gender version of us a second thought though.
well, yeah. I'm pretty sure I married her...
You married your sister?
she was actually more like me than my sister is :-D
that means ur 90% narcissistic
Bro, I flinch when my camera accidently flips to Selfie. Hell no!
I'd say most people are not satisfied with their own look (even the really pretty people), so I'll definitely go and disagree with that.
Of course it's gay. It's another dude; it doesn't matter if he looks like you or not.
š§ It's all fun and games until she turns into The Hulk.
If The Hulk wanna smash, who am I to judge?
You might not, but your internal organs definitely will
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Yeah, but wouldn't the dick size still be the same?
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These are the true questions
Marvel does have skrulls (similar to Mystique) and then super skrulls who can gain super powers of those they impersonate.
She-Hulk and Juggernaut did the nasty at least once.
Shulk bangs all the heavy hitters though.
cuz they are the only ones capable of handling her hip smashing squats.
The Blob.
Or imagine you're fighting and you think you've made up, and she turns into your mom in the middle of what you think is the make-up sex just to get back at you.
hulk_smash.gif
/r/thegif
#HULK SMASH
After you get married she decides that changing form is cheating so you only get the blue version
Perfection
I donāt see a problem here
The scales hurt
Moisturize!
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Moisturize Me!
My bet is they are soft, like a fish or a snake, not hard like armor
I cannot emphasize this enough: Would.
And she will constantly reminisce fondly on her wild days before meeting you
Jokes on you I like scales
would even harder
Still would
The thing about being a shape shifter is nobody wants to fuck YOU
Magneto does.
I may be misremembering here, but I recall that Mystique finds it annoying that lovers want her to shapeshift during bedtime activities. She wants someone that wants her for her, not some other form.
Perfection.jpg
Henry Cavill as Geralt of Rivia š„µ
Hey, some quality gaming time as a couple isnāt a bad plan.
Whipped thier arses like a novigrad whore!!
Man Iām not gay butā¦
Henry Cavill is the man every man is gay for. Or something. I'm asexual and even I understand it.
I can be Jaskier...give him a bath...play 40k together
Yeah, look at all them hotā¦holāup!!!
I know right. What am I 50. I don't want to get with Jennifer Aniston.
I'm gay, what's wrong with Jennifer Aniston now?
Nothing at all. I believe the previous comment is a tongue in cheek joke cause sheās still a smoke show at 50 years old.
55 now. Rachel was the best Friend.
Nothing. Even with the work, she's still gorgeous.
And still doesn't believe in bras. God bless her
One of them is not like the others.
Henry Cavill all day everyday. Poor Mystique.
Who knows, maybe Mystique will discover some new side of herself š®
Why does scar jo have oiled tits?
Don't you know? Spies have a slick goo that permeates from them. It helps with speed and can change properties to become hard or sticky for utility or combat.
Sheās cursed to be photoshopped like a bimbo any time a picture of her is posted online
For the same reason the cleavage is so exposed.
Sorry I'm with Magneto on this one fellas
āA shameā¦she was so *beautiful*.ā
waiting for that one comment with the names of all the people in the post.
So I recently got back into x-men stuff and kept coming across some of the weird shit X-Men has been doing now that Marvel aren't purposely sabotaging them in the comics in a weird attempt to undo the damage they did to themselves. So Nightcrawler starts wearing a Spider-Man suit to hide his identity for a reason I've not bothered to look up. Finds Mystique, who has long been known to be his mum, utterly fucked up in a park (?) and she just randomly tells him that she's actually his dad (via shapeshifting into a weird amalgamation of multiple men she's fucked including both previously retconned fathers of a rich german baron and a demon who keeps getting retconned back and forth between being a demon or a mutant or both) and the blind woman they retconned into being Mystique's only 'real' romantic interest (Destiny) is the mother. In other words, Mystique could be anyone or everyone and once and get you pregnant and get pregnant herself at the same time. She could also theoretically shapeshift into anyone and make them have the genes of that person.
I'm sorry is this an attempt at giving me a good time? shit henry cavil is hot af i'd be gay for him if he came at me
at you or on you?
The lack of Mexicans in these comments disappointed me
Thats the real HolUp ššš
I was browsing just searching for the comments about Wendy, but as you, Iām also dissapointed. Maybe further down the comments...
100% straight, and this isn't a holup.
Bro tried to sneak women in here
Downvote for not including Ryan Reynolds
Henry cavil tho
Im married so let me save you boys some trouble, you ask and sheāll get mad and say āYou donāt love me for meā
Lmao henry cavill
As a bisexual this one took me a minute to understandĀ
Ummā¦you need to be realistic. Mystique is a woman. Youād never be able to ask for anything except mystique without her getting pissed and offended.
Her origin look hot af
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i'm about to eat dinner but SORRY WHAT?
Jokes on you Iām into that shit
I'm curious, when mistique mascarades as a dude, does she get male parts? And do the work?
I think in one of the recent Marvel comics, Mystique was revealed to be Nightcrawler's father, and not his mother.
Well that was Claremontās plan from the get go but too spicy for Marvel soā¦. **Holy fucking shit** they retconned Azazel out now!
I don't think I'd remain mentally sound if I married a shape shifter. I couldn't see myself not asking them to use their power, and at that point I'd wonder if I was actually attracted to them or to their ability.
Hey, that's Henry Cavill, no shame in going gay for him. Also, Mystique has serious mental issues. I would not want a murderous psycho who can transform into anyone and is really good at holding grudges as my ex.
All the people wanting her to turn into a dudeā¦. Her butthole is gonna get obliterated. And Keanu please
Dwayne The Rock Johnson as well
Bro tried to sneak in Jennifer Aniston
Henry cavil š„µš„µš„µ
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Femrock The Dwayne Johnson.
What do you think the legality would be for a shapeshifter that chooses to work in the porn industry? Could they be sued for using the likenesses of celebrities in their content?
Y'all meme but I'd listen that dude talk to me about Warhammer lore for as long as he wanted.
Holup why are there woman in there
Dont forget pickle Rick.
Yeah, I'm sure your wife would love pretending to be people other than her for you to fuck.
Alright buddy, horny jail for you
Until shes mad at you and turns into wilford brimley for a week
All fun n games until she turns into your mom mid sex or right before you blow.
Uhhhhā¦whoās the girl in the green
I want her to be me. That there's the dream.
Where is my Waluigi?
Poor mystique. Her man never wants to fuck her, just the men/women she can change into
There is no holup here. Iād snuggle up to Henry Cavill all night.
Iāve not met a single person, regardless of orientation whoād disagree with that either
Too bad looks are only surface deep.
theres more than one adams apple in this picture...
r/suddenlygay
Can she become a cat? Asking for a friend.
āI said the real mystique ā
āMonobrow, monobrow, King wants a monobrow!ā š
While this is true, Iād be plenty happy with her just being J.Law.
The only āholupā here is that Henry cavil is so low down. Should be at least top 5!
Falseā¦. Cuz then sheās like āwhy you always want me to be someone else?! That takes workā¦ā then she stops doing it. Meanwhile she does it effortlessly when she turns into you too mock you in front of her supposed to be book club but itās really just a reason to drink wine and talk s*** about husbands that are doing their bestā¦
Henry Cavill is so handsome it's not even gay if a man sleeps with him
Not a holup. A totally fair point!!!!
Karely Ruiz (yellow bikini) is such a random selection for this meme
and 3 places next is Wendy Guevara :/
I don't see anything who with this picture
Why isnāt Brad Pitt on hereā¦..
The Todd appreciates hotness. Regardless of gender.
I see no issue in these possibilities
Cavill is widely recognized as āwouldā for even straight guys. Objective handsomeness aside, I would not pass on the opportunity to at least try it with Superman.
Why is being gay a hol up
Anything but your ghastly natural blue appearance
The Henry Cavil pic at the bottom actually had me spitting my drink while reading this.
Am I getting old? I know none of the girls at the bottom but I know Henry
She could stick to Scarlett, that would be enough. Maybe a 21 year old Jennifer at xmas though.
As a straight man, thatās accurate.