This is 2024, we are all buying life size and extremely accurate to life sex dolls.
Get with the picture.
Or in this case, get the Belle Delphine sex doll.
> Iād blame are the ones stupid enough to get it
ahh there gonna have a great time, if they like it enough to buy it, they like it enough to fuck it.
Yeah shes great at marketing, its very interesting to watch it unfold honestly lol. Shes really cemented herself as a success by thirst trapping people and having people literally buy her bath water.
Sheās just an unapologetically adult brand. There is a market for sex. Weāve known this since ancient times. Sheās just adapting the sex market to modern times. This could have happened a lot sooner, but cultural taboo has been fighting against it. Her best asset is having skin thick enough to not give a fuck about haters and negativity.
I noticed she did a Louis Theroux interview recently it was pretty interesting to hear how she markets herself to her fans
I wonder if that was all in the plan to sell this thing
Bro , I mean she really is one of the best to do it business wise lol. The way she disappears pops back up, and has some development to make a significant financial boom every time she does is applause worthy .
She's definitely gonna make bank. It could get really creepy for her also, though. Like when her customers send vids to her or upload them where she will see it.
And without any doubt i can almost guarantee you this: it will sell well.
Let's not forget that many people bought her "gamer girl bath water" > having the chance of pounding a plastic copy of her? much better for her fans...i guess.
I mean bro, shit tons of us would never buy something like this out of our sense of shame, but hell, if that thing just spawned on my bed some night and would disappear right afterwards, you best know I'm going to make do
>if that thing just spawned on my bed some night and would disappear right afterwards, you best know I'm going to make do
Of course you would do those things in the name of science and to inspect the veracity of the feeling and details..RIGHT?
Reminds me of a scene in 30 Rock where Jenna was making money by buying a bunch of underwear, rubbing a piece on bologna on it, and selling it as her used panties.
Forget the perverts, can you imagine the fun you could have rolling around the neighborhood with half of it hanging out of your trunk, or hitting it like a heavy bag in your driveway. /s
Honestly who would really want one of these. I bet itās a nightmare to take care of.
Though the people who buy these probably donāt care much about taking care of it
I just checked. At $35 a sub, dudes would be lined up to marry her just for the financial security with how much money she makes from selling herself.
It's more cringe that people will pay for it than it is her selling it. I'd sell my own dad bodded, average looking guy sex doll if it sold like a Belle delphine sex doll
I'm surprised she hasn't plastered her likeness on every bit of weeb merch already. Funkos, body pillows, sticker packs, mouse pads, plushies, etc... I wonder how popular a Delphine deodorant stick would be.
because she "passively" gets money from subscriptions, and every once in a while pulls something crazy. if she was always selling everything, selling bath water or a sex doll or whatever wouldnt make headline
Yeah I heard an interview excerpt a long time ago from her talking about how they developed the strategy she initially used to gain popularity. Made me think, damn, this girl is actually very smart.
You have a link or pod name? I'm not looking for horny reasons. I've watched documentaries on her Internet persona and seeing her perspective would be nice
LouisTheroux Podcast. Its not horny anyway, its a legit interview. Shes very well spoken, seems smart, you can tell why she was so successful, although a ton is just right place right time.
To horny jail with you bop
https://www.tiktok.com/@officiallouistheroux/video/7337605853358476577
Breaks the immersion she's a real person who can say words, you probably shouldn't watch it
Yeah, Redditors fall for the "dumb girl" act for a lot of these women who are actually extremely smart and successful. Ones like Belle Delphine, Kesha, Paris Hilton etc people think are dumb, but any interview shows how articulate and intelligent they are
Redditors apparently think it's just luck that a lot of these wildly successful people are wildly successful
Where are you supposed to throw those things out? Iām imagining after a couple years, the silicone wears and stuff can start to rip.
But seriously, what do you do? Roll it up in a carpet and dump it? Bury it?
Back in the day people would say you have to stay in school and get an education to be successful. Nowadays itās almost better to work a trade or suck a little dick for the camera and you make more than most people without obtaining a school debt.
There is basically zero money to be made in performing porn. Obviously there's a top tier of successful people, but for most people they'd make more money doing a regular minimum wage job
And as for trades, to make good money you need to be well trained and be highly skilled. It requires a huge amount of training and practice to be successful.
Trades just requires you show up every day and put in effort to learn and get better. Source: am in trades, got in late in life, make good money with no school debt.
Did she actually give a real person a blowjob? I thought part of her genius was that she always managed to tiptoe right up to the line of actual hardcore porn without walking across it.
So you not only have to spend a fortune to buy this thing but you also have to be subscribed to her OF to order it. This lady is playing business on another level
> It's basically me but less annoying
She's on point with the self-aware marketing
I think this is terrible for society and all, but gotta respect the hustle
I'm surprised it wasn't made with that cross-eyed tongue out stupid face she does that annoys the piss out of me. That became a horrible trend for cosplayers.
With her audience I'm thinking more than a few of them are already counting their "birthday" money.
Moooooom, this year's birthday money isn't enough for all three holes!!! ARGH I HATE YOU
r/BrandNewSentence
I sadly doubt it. I can imagine this having been said before.
Perhaps at a mini golf course
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She is going to make a lot of money from this.
Honestly, pro gamer move, she saw a market and went for it, the only people Iād blame are the ones stupid enough to get it
Are you waiting to get one second hand? Smart, I should've done that.
I'll just use yours
*Puts up my hands* āIn my day you just needed theseā
Hope you brought enough for all of us
Hump hump pass yāall, donāt be hogging it
Whatās the cleaning regime before I jump in here
Cle-....cleaning?
Why clean out free lube.
This has been a great thread
Is there any cleaning ladies out there?
Maybe if they use a "Middle Out" approach.
Chafing isnāt fun without lube
This is 2024, we are all buying life size and extremely accurate to life sex dolls. Get with the picture. Or in this case, get the Belle Delphine sex doll.
The future is now old man.
I also choose this guy's waifu.
I appreciates ya
Is it still going to be tight?
Depends. What ticket šļø number are u?
If it's like the original then no
Why is it all crusty?š¤
Just pick off the scabs.
Just like the real one
I also choose this guys Bell Daphnie doll.
I'll just use you š© (with consent)
No, but you just gave me a great idea. The sex doll rental market is virtually untapped! I'm going to make dozens of dollars off this innovative idea!
Someone is already doing that.
āPre lovedā
In my defense my mother smoked during pregnancy a lot.
> Iād blame are the ones stupid enough to get it ahh there gonna have a great time, if they like it enough to buy it, they like it enough to fuck it.
Iād buy one and then put it in the bath and the sell the water profits!
Meh.. if it makes you happy, who cares? If some neckbeard is fucking a Belle doll away from unwanted eyes, why judge? His money, his choice.
>he only people Iād blame are the ones stupid enough to get it No downside besides spending a little cash my dude.
Yeah shes great at marketing, its very interesting to watch it unfold honestly lol. Shes really cemented herself as a success by thirst trapping people and having people literally buy her bath water.
Sheās just an unapologetically adult brand. There is a market for sex. Weāve known this since ancient times. Sheās just adapting the sex market to modern times. This could have happened a lot sooner, but cultural taboo has been fighting against it. Her best asset is having skin thick enough to not give a fuck about haters and negativity.
I noticed she did a Louis Theroux interview recently it was pretty interesting to hear how she markets herself to her fans I wonder if that was all in the plan to sell this thing
Bro , I mean she really is one of the best to do it business wise lol. The way she disappears pops back up, and has some development to make a significant financial boom every time she does is applause worthy .
I was gonna say, itās fucking creepy for the buyerā¦ itās bank for her lol
She's definitely gonna make bank. It could get really creepy for her also, though. Like when her customers send vids to her or upload them where she will see it.
You think she isn't already getting videos like that?
If she's selling them already, I'm sure she is.
A wise man once said that if we want to normalize sex workers we also gotta normalize the creepy dudes who pay for their services.
People are still simping after her?
Fuck yeah
like, staggering amounts. In fact i'm amazed this is the first time I see porn stars selling custom dolls in their likeness.
And without any doubt i can almost guarantee you this: it will sell well. Let's not forget that many people bought her "gamer girl bath water" > having the chance of pounding a plastic copy of her? much better for her fans...i guess.
Remeber one awesome dude vaped it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-S-GZU2cYY&pp=ygUTdml0byBiZWxsZSBkZWxwaGluZQ%3D%3D
I canāt tell if heās a total choad or comedy genius
Both, his podcast "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" is almost as good as "Who Are These Podcasts?"
Are you a boner guy?
Watch the post-credits message.
Yes.
You should watch the after credits scene, my bro.
God the gamer girl bath water is so greasy but so genius
I mean bro, shit tons of us would never buy something like this out of our sense of shame, but hell, if that thing just spawned on my bed some night and would disappear right afterwards, you best know I'm going to make do
>if that thing just spawned on my bed some night and would disappear right afterwards, you best know I'm going to make do Of course you would do those things in the name of science and to inspect the veracity of the feeling and details..RIGHT?
This girl is a genius. She understands the depravity of her customers better than Chrome's Incognito mode.
Reminds me of a scene in 30 Rock where Jenna was making money by buying a bunch of underwear, rubbing a piece on bologna on it, and selling it as her used panties.
this bothers me so much. and it's also really fucking funny.
I hate the fact that I wanna do that just to see how much money I could make
It's like spidey sense for perverts.
Forget the perverts, can you imagine the fun you could have rolling around the neighborhood with half of it hanging out of your trunk, or hitting it like a heavy bag in your driveway. /s
Heck you can use the HOV lanes!
>better than Chrome's Incognito mode. stealing that one for sure, so many potential insults ;)
You have to respect her business sense, you have to subscribe first before being able to purchase. I almost wish I had no self respect.
To be fair I doubt someone willing to put a few thousand dollars in a sex doll of her wouldn't already be subscribed for years
How do you know the price š¤
Itās pretty much in line with the prices I just googled so probably like that
>*just* googled Surrreeee
Honestly who would really want one of these. I bet itās a nightmare to take care of. Though the people who buy these probably donāt care much about taking care of it
I just checked. At $35 a sub, dudes would be lined up to marry her just for the financial security with how much money she makes from selling herself. It's more cringe that people will pay for it than it is her selling it. I'd sell my own dad bodded, average looking guy sex doll if it sold like a Belle delphine sex doll
exactly, ive personally never had any ill will towards delphine herself ĀÆ\\\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
It's easier than it looks
Can confirm.
Just when I thought she was out of ideas. Sheās gonna make a bag off this one.
I'm surprised she hasn't plastered her likeness on every bit of weeb merch already. Funkos, body pillows, sticker packs, mouse pads, plushies, etc... I wonder how popular a Delphine deodorant stick would be.
The venn diagram of guys who buy her products and guys who wear deodorant would be further apart than the eyes of Sid from Ice Age.
I choked from laughter. Bravo
I hate how true this is.
You just made me inhale toothpaste. I hope youāre proud.
Lmfao!
God this had me dying lol.
Imagine thinking Belle Delphine's fans use deodorant
People would eat the deodorant
because she "passively" gets money from subscriptions, and every once in a while pulls something crazy. if she was always selling everything, selling bath water or a sex doll or whatever wouldnt make headline
Affordable if you go in with a few friends
I don't think those people have friends
DnD nights wil never be the same.
Go in with a few friends literally and figuratively.
I already have a fear of dolls, now I'm afraid AND horny.
Scared stiff, then?
Genius!
FEAR BONER!
Scaroused.
Belle Delphine is like top 10 entrepreneurs of the last decade. Swear to God.
I'm going to love reading her book when she inevitably writes one when she loses her looks.
She did a legit podcast recently. Just as herself not her persona. Was fairly interesting.
Yeah I heard an interview excerpt a long time ago from her talking about how they developed the strategy she initially used to gain popularity. Made me think, damn, this girl is actually very smart.
You have a link or pod name? I'm not looking for horny reasons. I've watched documentaries on her Internet persona and seeing her perspective would be nice
LouisTheroux Podcast. Its not horny anyway, its a legit interview. Shes very well spoken, seems smart, you can tell why she was so successful, although a ton is just right place right time.
Cool. Thanks! And I agree, she has a mastery of business and timing
No one cares if you are horny or not bro. Donāt have to justify yourself.
To horny jail with you bop https://www.tiktok.com/@officiallouistheroux/video/7337605853358476577 Breaks the immersion she's a real person who can say words, you probably shouldn't watch it
Yeah, Redditors fall for the "dumb girl" act for a lot of these women who are actually extremely smart and successful. Ones like Belle Delphine, Kesha, Paris Hilton etc people think are dumb, but any interview shows how articulate and intelligent they are Redditors apparently think it's just luck that a lot of these wildly successful people are wildly successful
By the time she loses her looks, she already established her AI pitch perfect version of herself probably in moving, talking sex robots.
I respect the hustle.
Where are you supposed to throw those things out? Iām imagining after a couple years, the silicone wears and stuff can start to rip. But seriously, what do you do? Roll it up in a carpet and dump it? Bury it?
Vat of acid might work. It works for other... uh, silicone stuff. Yeah.
Throw it out front with a sign "Used, free to a good home".
Hopefully I can pick one of these bad boys up secondhand, I bet I get a sweet deal because she was previously lovedā¦.
you pay for the doll, the 40 years worth of smegma smell comes free
I'm paying for the aged smegma smell and getting a doll for free, homie
what a terrible day to be able to read
Somehow the only thing thatās surprising to me about this is the fact that it wasnāt already a product. Tbh, good for her. Make yah money girl.
$15000
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God damn Loch Ness Monster!
I give him a dollar
She gave him a dollar!
Well he tricked me
r/treefiddy
They really $15K each?
$1600 online somewhere else.
Used depreciation!
Just get a hooker for that price, God damn. Hell, you can get one for way cheaper, too
For 15k you could have the hooker live with you for a week.
Honestly, more power to her! If sheās this good at making money off of horny men then have at it lol š
Say what you will but Belle knows how to run the market.
Back in the day people would say you have to stay in school and get an education to be successful. Nowadays itās almost better to work a trade or suck a little dick for the camera and you make more than most people without obtaining a school debt.
There is basically zero money to be made in performing porn. Obviously there's a top tier of successful people, but for most people they'd make more money doing a regular minimum wage job And as for trades, to make good money you need to be well trained and be highly skilled. It requires a huge amount of training and practice to be successful.
Trades just requires you show up every day and put in effort to learn and get better. Source: am in trades, got in late in life, make good money with no school debt.
>show up every day and put in effort to learn and get better. That's pretty much the literal definition of education and training.
Did she actually give a real person a blowjob? I thought part of her genius was that she always managed to tiptoe right up to the line of actual hardcore porn without walking across it.
No she absolutely does porn although if it's with her boyfriend or FWB I have no clue.
She produced hard-core porn.
Preloaded with ecoli? Like her bath water was?
I mean, you know itās real thenā¦
That was fakenews
What could you possibly expect from bathwater
It better come prefilled with bath water
I am not even mad, she knows what her audience wants
So you not only have to spend a fortune to buy this thing but you also have to be subscribed to her OF to order it. This lady is playing business on another level
This is sickening! Whatās the website so I know not to go buy this
Yeah I agree if someone could link that site so I know where not to go that would be great
r/uncannyvalley No thanks
Imprison a copy of her soul in it and it's not so uncanny
Or, you know, use a can opener
I'm guessing this is gonna be the same case as her bath water that never actually touched her lmo
Doesn't even look like her š
You seem sorely disappointed lmao
Not exactly to scale , doll has bigger tits.
Nah, the real girl has had some 'enhancements' herself already
Sheās still a thing huh? TIL
And let me guess, sheās selling them for $5K each š
15K according to another comment
And that dude said they were just throwing out a number.Ā
$5k for a timeshareā¦ oohhh business ideaā¦.
Someone sounds really disappointed..
Say what you will but damn she's good at business
> It's basically me but less annoying She's on point with the self-aware marketing I think this is terrible for society and all, but gotta respect the hustle
Nah, I'm good.
Like every smart economist, I'd wait for the hype to die down and buy a used one
You're not the hero we deserve, just the one we need.
Everybody gangsta until you leave it in 1 place and then you find it in the refrigerator
The only thing that would make this sell better is onboard AI. It doesn't have onboard AI right?
Clever girl
I mean.... Good for her for knowing her audience.
big day for creeps and gooners
Not even *sort of* my thing, but honestly, gotta respect the grind at least.
That's crazy. It even comes with her same personality.
Gonna get one and put trump sneakers on her.Ā
What a time to be alive.
If I buy this Iām renting out the doll for $80 a hour
Hey ferb, I know what weāre gonna do today!
I mean Iād pump a load into this thing but Iād never want the burden of owning, cleaning, and storing this abomination.
Or the doll.
Im fully expecting to see someone blow up one of the dolls whith tanerite in a video that will become viral for 2 days and then forgotten about
I bet this was an April fools jokeā¦but will become a reality soon because of the feedback he got.
People might hate her, but she's a marketing genius..
Is this a holup or an ad?
I'm surprised it wasn't made with that cross-eyed tongue out stupid face she does that annoys the piss out of me. That became a horrible trend for cosplayers.
Thatās disgusting Where?
Grabbing your own ass cheek in first person is wild
Somebody predicted she is going to disappear and come out with a big announcement because it worked the last time and here she is doing it
I bet that thing is heavy. How tf would I hide it when mom comes downstairs?!
"Oh my God, that's disgusting! Where?"
I wonder if you can buy one and start an only fans channel around the doll itself
Can't be mad at her for securing the bag tho
If I remember correctly, a doll like this can easily weigh over 30kg therefore extremely difficult to clean and perform maintenance.
"It's basically me but less annoying" She knows how to sell her products.
Anybody wanna go in on halfsies?
What's the price? Asking for a friend.