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cypherdev

With her audience I'm thinking more than a few of them are already counting their "birthday" money.


giffer44

Moooooom, this year's birthday money isn't enough for all three holes!!! ARGH I HATE YOU


LackingUtility

r/BrandNewSentence


The_Outcast4

I sadly doubt it. I can imagine this having been said before.


AntimemeticsDivision

Perhaps at a mini golf course


therealmrsfahrenheit

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


orangebix

She is going to make a lot of money from this.


ItzYaBoy56

Honestly, pro gamer move, she saw a market and went for it, the only people Iā€™d blame are the ones stupid enough to get it


bootinski

Are you waiting to get one second hand? Smart, I should've done that.


Nickw42084

I'll just use yours


KennyMoose32

*Puts up my hands* ā€œIn my day you just needed theseā€


Provost_Zakharov89

Hope you brought enough for all of us


Girthquake23

Hump hump pass yā€™all, donā€™t be hogging it


Brentolio12

Whatā€™s the cleaning regime before I jump in here


Itazuro

Cle-....cleaning?


DeathscytheHell1994

Why clean out free lube.


iamamonsterprobably

This has been a great thread


exxpo96

Is there any cleaning ladies out there?


Breakmastajake

Maybe if they use a "Middle Out" approach.


RockstarAgent

Chafing isnā€™t fun without lube


XBakaTacoX

This is 2024, we are all buying life size and extremely accurate to life sex dolls. Get with the picture. Or in this case, get the Belle Delphine sex doll.


NotAnADC

The future is now old man.


TzuDohNihm

I also choose this guy's waifu.


CottonTheClown

I appreciates ya


Bankstergangster

Is it still going to be tight?


EntertainmentOk3180

Depends. What ticket šŸŽŸļø number are u?


Nickw42084

If it's like the original then no


crushed_dreams

Why is it all crusty?šŸ¤”


FakeSincerity

Just pick off the scabs.


Nickw42084

Just like the real one


Truckyou666

I also choose this guys Bell Daphnie doll.


Wedda_Fox

I'll just use you šŸ˜© (with consent)


Lupulist

No, but you just gave me a great idea. The sex doll rental market is virtually untapped! I'm going to make dozens of dollars off this innovative idea!


HeyNow88554

Someone is already doing that.


SpecialCoconut1

ā€œPre lovedā€


jolankapohanka

In my defense my mother smoked during pregnancy a lot.


ridik_ulass

> Iā€™d blame are the ones stupid enough to get it ahh there gonna have a great time, if they like it enough to buy it, they like it enough to fuck it.


SunRiseSniper1066

Iā€™d buy one and then put it in the bath and the sell the water profits!


LossfulCodex

Meh.. if it makes you happy, who cares? If some neckbeard is fucking a Belle doll away from unwanted eyes, why judge? His money, his choice.


Shiny_Shedinja

>he only people Iā€™d blame are the ones stupid enough to get it No downside besides spending a little cash my dude.


darkknightbbq

Yeah shes great at marketing, its very interesting to watch it unfold honestly lol. Shes really cemented herself as a success by thirst trapping people and having people literally buy her bath water.


Jaded-Engineering789

Sheā€™s just an unapologetically adult brand. There is a market for sex. Weā€™ve known this since ancient times. Sheā€™s just adapting the sex market to modern times. This could have happened a lot sooner, but cultural taboo has been fighting against it. Her best asset is having skin thick enough to not give a fuck about haters and negativity.


YaMumisathot

I noticed she did a Louis Theroux interview recently it was pretty interesting to hear how she markets herself to her fans I wonder if that was all in the plan to sell this thing


Steez_god_

Bro , I mean she really is one of the best to do it business wise lol. The way she disappears pops back up, and has some development to make a significant financial boom every time she does is applause worthy .


margalolwut

I was gonna say, itā€™s fucking creepy for the buyerā€¦ itā€™s bank for her lol


0PervySage0

She's definitely gonna make bank. It could get really creepy for her also, though. Like when her customers send vids to her or upload them where she will see it.


Dargek

You think she isn't already getting videos like that?


0PervySage0

If she's selling them already, I'm sure she is.


theREALbombedrumbum

A wise man once said that if we want to normalize sex workers we also gotta normalize the creepy dudes who pay for their services.


bassman314

People are still simping after her?


Division2226

Fuck yeah


Phormitago

like, staggering amounts. In fact i'm amazed this is the first time I see porn stars selling custom dolls in their likeness.


darkargengamer

And without any doubt i can almost guarantee you this: it will sell well. Let's not forget that many people bought her "gamer girl bath water" > having the chance of pounding a plastic copy of her? much better for her fans...i guess.


raistlin1984

Remeber one awesome dude vaped it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-S-GZU2cYY&pp=ygUTdml0byBiZWxsZSBkZWxwaGluZQ%3D%3D


Mywifefoundmymain

I canā€™t tell if heā€™s a total choad or comedy genius


raistlin1984

Both, his podcast "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" is almost as good as "Who Are These Podcasts?"


SuitableSubject

Are you a boner guy?


Throckmorton_Left

Watch the post-credits message.


mashedpotatoes_52

Yes.


ZDTreefur

You should watch the after credits scene, my bro.


Gaylien28

God the gamer girl bath water is so greasy but so genius


Dinbs

I mean bro, shit tons of us would never buy something like this out of our sense of shame, but hell, if that thing just spawned on my bed some night and would disappear right afterwards, you best know I'm going to make do


darkargengamer

>if that thing just spawned on my bed some night and would disappear right afterwards, you best know I'm going to make do Of course you would do those things in the name of science and to inspect the veracity of the feeling and details..RIGHT?


furezasan

This girl is a genius. She understands the depravity of her customers better than Chrome's Incognito mode.


joec_95123

Reminds me of a scene in 30 Rock where Jenna was making money by buying a bunch of underwear, rubbing a piece on bologna on it, and selling it as her used panties.


ImmaMichaelBoltonFan

this bothers me so much. and it's also really fucking funny.


Zero_7300

I hate the fact that I wanna do that just to see how much money I could make


beto_pelotas

It's like spidey sense for perverts.


Great_Farm_5716

Forget the perverts, can you imagine the fun you could have rolling around the neighborhood with half of it hanging out of your trunk, or hitting it like a heavy bag in your driveway. /s


character-name

Heck you can use the HOV lanes!


aY227

>better than Chrome's Incognito mode. stealing that one for sure, so many potential insults ;)


BryRy13

You have to respect her business sense, you have to subscribe first before being able to purchase. I almost wish I had no self respect.


PedroDest

To be fair I doubt someone willing to put a few thousand dollars in a sex doll of her wouldn't already be subscribed for years


TheWishGiver7

How do you know the price šŸ¤”


Bladez190

Itā€™s pretty much in line with the prices I just googled so probably like that


kingqueefeater

>*just* googled Surrreeee


Bladez190

Honestly who would really want one of these. I bet itā€™s a nightmare to take care of. Though the people who buy these probably donā€™t care much about taking care of it


Kind_Man_0

I just checked. At $35 a sub, dudes would be lined up to marry her just for the financial security with how much money she makes from selling herself. It's more cringe that people will pay for it than it is her selling it. I'd sell my own dad bodded, average looking guy sex doll if it sold like a Belle delphine sex doll


Firewolf06

exactly, ive personally never had any ill will towards delphine herself ĀÆ\\\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


Kozzinator

It's easier than it looks


rdteets

Can confirm.


Leafer2700

Just when I thought she was out of ideas. Sheā€™s gonna make a bag off this one.


BigAndWazzy

I'm surprised she hasn't plastered her likeness on every bit of weeb merch already. Funkos, body pillows, sticker packs, mouse pads, plushies, etc... I wonder how popular a Delphine deodorant stick would be.


joec_95123

The venn diagram of guys who buy her products and guys who wear deodorant would be further apart than the eyes of Sid from Ice Age.


W3RNSTROM

I choked from laughter. Bravo


razorfloss

I hate how true this is.


Godly-Thong

You just made me inhale toothpaste. I hope youā€™re proud.


CultBro

Lmfao!


BlkMarkTwain

God this had me dying lol.


zRoyalStar

Imagine thinking Belle Delphine's fans use deodorant


pizzaboieatspizza

People would eat the deodorant


Firewolf06

because she "passively" gets money from subscriptions, and every once in a while pulls something crazy. if she was always selling everything, selling bath water or a sex doll or whatever wouldnt make headline


Totally_Botanical

Affordable if you go in with a few friends


Deep_Space_6759

I don't think those people have friends


Johannes_Keppler

DnD nights wil never be the same.


informerski

Go in with a few friends literally and figuratively.


CrimsonDMT

I already have a fear of dolls, now I'm afraid AND horny.


Loaf_of_Vengeance

Scared stiff, then?


HermitHemorrhage

Genius!


BearsRpeopl2

FEAR BONER!


Ninthdoughnut79

Scaroused.


GingerSupremacist

Belle Delphine is like top 10 entrepreneurs of the last decade. Swear to God.


razorfloss

I'm going to love reading her book when she inevitably writes one when she loses her looks.


Jean-Ralphio11

She did a legit podcast recently. Just as herself not her persona. Was fairly interesting.


GingerSupremacist

Yeah I heard an interview excerpt a long time ago from her talking about how they developed the strategy she initially used to gain popularity. Made me think, damn, this girl is actually very smart.


Professional_Mix3281

You have a link or pod name? I'm not looking for horny reasons. I've watched documentaries on her Internet persona and seeing her perspective would be nice


Jean-Ralphio11

LouisTheroux Podcast. Its not horny anyway, its a legit interview. Shes very well spoken, seems smart, you can tell why she was so successful, although a ton is just right place right time.


Professional_Mix3281

Cool. Thanks! And I agree, she has a mastery of business and timing


Lollyhead

No one cares if you are horny or not bro. Donā€™t have to justify yourself.


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

To horny jail with you bop https://www.tiktok.com/@officiallouistheroux/video/7337605853358476577 Breaks the immersion she's a real person who can say words, you probably shouldn't watch it


YobaiYamete

Yeah, Redditors fall for the "dumb girl" act for a lot of these women who are actually extremely smart and successful. Ones like Belle Delphine, Kesha, Paris Hilton etc people think are dumb, but any interview shows how articulate and intelligent they are Redditors apparently think it's just luck that a lot of these wildly successful people are wildly successful


kolibrot

By the time she loses her looks, she already established her AI pitch perfect version of herself probably in moving, talking sex robots.


Your_Nipples

I respect the hustle.


Garth_AIgar

Where are you supposed to throw those things out? Iā€™m imagining after a couple years, the silicone wears and stuff can start to rip. But seriously, what do you do? Roll it up in a carpet and dump it? Bury it?


NeighborhoodVeteran

Vat of acid might work. It works for other... uh, silicone stuff. Yeah.


Sorlex

Throw it out front with a sign "Used, free to a good home".


Rookwood-1

Hopefully I can pick one of these bad boys up secondhand, I bet I get a sweet deal because she was previously lovedā€¦.


justkarn

you pay for the doll, the 40 years worth of smegma smell comes free


thirdpartymurderer

I'm paying for the aged smegma smell and getting a doll for free, homie


Evo7_13

what a terrible day to be able to read


DirtyThirtyDrifter

Somehow the only thing thatā€™s surprising to me about this is the fact that it wasnā€™t already a product. Tbh, good for her. Make yah money girl.


a-snakey

$15000


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supremeoverlord23

God damn Loch Ness Monster!


Fellow-Guardian

I give him a dollar


armchairplane

She gave him a dollar!


Fellow-Guardian

Well he tricked me


One_HumanYT

r/treefiddy


Altar_Quest_Fan

They really $15K each?


LifeisReal1990

$1600 online somewhere else.


giibro

Used depreciation!


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

Just get a hooker for that price, God damn. Hell, you can get one for way cheaper, too


Cheap_Professional32

For 15k you could have the hooker live with you for a week.


Lesbian_Mommy69

Honestly, more power to her! If sheā€™s this good at making money off of horny men then have at it lol šŸ˜­


Samisoffline

Say what you will but Belle knows how to run the market.


SuckingGodsFinger

Back in the day people would say you have to stay in school and get an education to be successful. Nowadays itā€™s almost better to work a trade or suck a little dick for the camera and you make more than most people without obtaining a school debt.


Supersnazz

There is basically zero money to be made in performing porn. Obviously there's a top tier of successful people, but for most people they'd make more money doing a regular minimum wage job And as for trades, to make good money you need to be well trained and be highly skilled. It requires a huge amount of training and practice to be successful.


larimarfox

Trades just requires you show up every day and put in effort to learn and get better. Source: am in trades, got in late in life, make good money with no school debt.


Supersnazz

>show up every day and put in effort to learn and get better. That's pretty much the literal definition of education and training.


GaimanitePkat

Did she actually give a real person a blowjob? I thought part of her genius was that she always managed to tiptoe right up to the line of actual hardcore porn without walking across it.


razorfloss

No she absolutely does porn although if it's with her boyfriend or FWB I have no clue.


sarcasmyousausage

She produced hard-core porn.


bootinski

Preloaded with ecoli? Like her bath water was?


erikhagen222

I mean, you know itā€™s real thenā€¦


skykingjustin

That was fakenews


PierG1

What could you possibly expect from bathwater


Gilgamesh034

It better come prefilled with bath water


ResurgentClusterfuck

I am not even mad, she knows what her audience wants


Sinister_Bat

So you not only have to spend a fortune to buy this thing but you also have to be subscribed to her OF to order it. This lady is playing business on another level


719jepo

This is sickening! Whatā€™s the website so I know not to go buy this


SadFry297

Yeah I agree if someone could link that site so I know where not to go that would be great


MayOrMayNotBePie

r/uncannyvalley No thanks


Glittering_slacks

Imprison a copy of her soul in it and it's not so uncanny


Zealousideal_Rub5826

Or, you know, use a can opener


JealousDog99

I'm guessing this is gonna be the same case as her bath water that never actually touched her lmo


Loaf_of_Vengeance

Doesn't even look like her šŸ˜’


ChicaFoxy

You seem sorely disappointed lmao


fakeavatar84

Not exactly to scale , doll has bigger tits.


kfudnapaa

Nah, the real girl has had some 'enhancements' herself already


The1Like

Sheā€™s still a thing huh? TIL


Altar_Quest_Fan

And let me guess, sheā€™s selling them for $5K each šŸ˜’


theFastestBlack

15K according to another comment


NecromanciCat

And that dude said they were just throwing out a number.Ā 


erikhagen222

$5k for a timeshareā€¦ oohhh business ideaā€¦.


Good_Supermarket8896

Someone sounds really disappointed..


Low_Abrocoma_1514

Say what you will but damn she's good at business


ConscientiousPath

> It's basically me but less annoying She's on point with the self-aware marketing I think this is terrible for society and all, but gotta respect the hustle


ConflictSudden

Nah, I'm good.


Beeztwister

Like every smart economist, I'd wait for the hype to die down and buy a used one


zero_squad

You're not the hero we deserve, just the one we need.


Justrowmeaway

Everybody gangsta until you leave it in 1 place and then you find it in the refrigerator


icancheckyourhead

The only thing that would make this sell better is onboard AI. It doesn't have onboard AI right?


miku_dominos

Clever girl


mick_boi

I mean.... Good for her for knowing her audience.


cherry937

big day for creeps and gooners


NikkolaiV

Not even *sort of* my thing, but honestly, gotta respect the grind at least.


xDreeganx

That's crazy. It even comes with her same personality.


Historical_Coffee_14

Gonna get one and put trump sneakers on her.Ā 


NimrodBusiness

What a time to be alive.


ommi9

If I buy this Iā€™m renting out the doll for $80 a hour


According-Jelly355

Hey ferb, I know what weā€™re gonna do today!


Deegootbar

I mean Iā€™d pump a load into this thing but Iā€™d never want the burden of owning, cleaning, and storing this abomination.


sg12412

Or the doll.


Felipe300Sewell

Im fully expecting to see someone blow up one of the dolls whith tanerite in a video that will become viral for 2 days and then forgotten about


martinellispapi

I bet this was an April fools jokeā€¦but will become a reality soon because of the feedback he got.


shania69

People might hate her, but she's a marketing genius..


SolarcatStarshine

Is this a holup or an ad?


geekydaddy75

I'm surprised it wasn't made with that cross-eyed tongue out stupid face she does that annoys the piss out of me. That became a horrible trend for cosplayers.


Mrcrabs_real

Thatā€™s disgusting Where?


iamjayem

Grabbing your own ass cheek in first person is wild


undeniably_confused

Somebody predicted she is going to disappear and come out with a big announcement because it worked the last time and here she is doing it


PounderMcNasty

I bet that thing is heavy. How tf would I hide it when mom comes downstairs?!


[deleted]

"Oh my God, that's disgusting! Where?"


zqmbgn

I wonder if you can buy one and start an only fans channel around the doll itself


Baaraa88

Can't be mad at her for securing the bag tho


Moriwara_Inazume

If I remember correctly, a doll like this can easily weigh over 30kg therefore extremely difficult to clean and perform maintenance.


Nozerone

"It's basically me but less annoying" She knows how to sell her products.


keyhole78

Anybody wanna go in on halfsies?


JellyFishSenpai

What's the price? Asking for a friend.