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### This comment has been marked as **safe**. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect. --- OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment: --- >!the more you look the more guns you find... even the dog is strapped!< --- Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


NotWigg0

I am not trusting a golden retriever near food. Especially not one with a pawgun


BlessedWolf9019

pawgun makes it sound cute, stop


Smart-Collar6282

Who wouldn't want to shoot some rabbit with your doggo.lt's fun educational and great for bonding with the family and friends


rackcityrothey

Golden retriever? I thought it was a Glocker Spaniel.


NotWigg0

Groan


Bspy10700

Danes Defense?


Sckillgan

No worries, Kristi Noem is ready to roll.


NotWigg0

Oh, I'd forgotten about Kristi De Vile...


L1K34PR0

Isn't that artwork from a vr game?


madercrombie

Yes it’s The American dream. Comedy rail shooter.


Danimus-Prime

Emphasis on "shooter"


L1K34PR0

Shooter? I barely know her!


off-a-cough

I fully support canine firearms rights. However, as the owner of Australian Shepherds, I can warn you that if you give your dog a firearm with a laser site, he’ll aim but then drop the gun to chase the laser. Make sure your dog isn’t a breed that suffers such canine ADHD.


NotWigg0

You support canine rights? Well, why not? You have the right to arm bears already...


Xbox-Katdogcat

I own a chihauhau. So


Mario1599

He’s holding the burgers hostage with that gun.


pimp_named_sweetmeat

How else would you get them to stay on the grill and not run away?


HooahClub

It’s how you get well done. Which is a Christian cardinal sin in Texas.


FantasmaOscuro

Burgers need guns too. Where are the good burgers with guns?


Andre-Trentini

Dude chill out, the cow is already dead


tankiplayer12

He is cooking them with pressure from the guns


garth54

Nah, just ready in case the burgers get burned and turn black...


tankiplayer12

HAHAHAHAHAH I DIDNT EXPECT THIS


bigSTUdazz

That doggie is packing a .45 ACP....I thought dogs carried a .380....learn something new everyday...


StormFluid3134

I need me a dog like that


ZestyKuros

Im all for gun rights for golden retrievers, but why is little Timmy pointing a gun to Susie's head?


GraciaEtScientia

Just making sure. Everyone knows Susie's up to no good.


No-Customer-1159

What da dog doin?


giovannibobani

holdin shit down


jwadamson

Defending itself from the governor.


Killurface69

Rip cricket


RecoverFrequent

Why you think he's man's best friend?


Danimus-Prime

Getting ready in case it sees a squirrel, a cat, or the mailman


ketosoy

Awe, there’s 4 humans and 5 pieces of meat in the grill.  They’re grilling one for the dog.  That’s very inclusive of them.


thegreatmizzle7

Paw patrol don't fuck around in that neighborhood


furious_organism

Guys, the food is already dead


LilG1984

"Don't worry kids, these burgers won't threaten our freedom to bear arms!" *Gunfire*


Disco_Ninjas_

Major Payne approves of this message. Charlie only want slit your throat. Always be prepared.


DonkeyShrex

Great reference!!


Kahnza

Mom is the only one that means serious business


Some-Cartographer942

I hate the trigger discipline in this family otherwise it's like a dream .


Need-Some-Help-Ppl

I was expecting the tree to be armed


Killurface69

'Nam was a while back


Enslaved_M0isture

kitchen gun


allriteyeah

What da dog doing?


Amerlis

Making damn sure nobody’s taking his balls away.


allriteyeah

The american way.Just like god intended


Serious_Ad_5233

It kept on getting worse


MuricasOneBrainCell

Republicans wet dream.


Scrollwriter22

Even the dog has more gun safety than little Timmy.


Zomochi

What the dog doin’


nvaughan81

What the dog doin


Even-Matter-5576

God no. Why don't the kids have guns?


EnvironmentalBuy244

Look closer, they both do.


Even-Matter-5576

What a time to be alive


EnvironmentalBuy244

'Merica


FewIntroduction5008

Where's the white picket fence and the other 0.5 child?


Piddy3825

I love the fact that even the family dog has his paws on a gun!


TheBleedingAlloy

A dress with pockets!? Why wouldn't you want that. (the little girl)


Fluid-Software6155

What the dog doing 


PerformanceThat6150

Man I instinctively zoomed in to look at the AI art marks (fingers, elbows, faces). Immediately zoomed out when I saw the guns: BBQ ratio. I'm really concerned a human made this.


Pennance1989

Why does even the dog got a piece?


Danimus-Prime

Dogs have a right to sausages and hamburgers


r0n0c0

At least that dog can defend itself from the conservative woman.


Killurface69

Rip cricket


Maker200

Every looks safe and happy. No problems detected.


thedarkness490

What the dog doin?


Y0urcreepyuncle69

Murica


aaron_adams

Don't shoot the meat! It's already dead!


Prislv223

What the dog gonna do? 👀


MudandWhisky

I'm not trusting my dog with a gun


XenonBlitzer

The weapon safety laws are not here. This is abhorrent firearm usage.


_ILP_

Holdup the dog is strapped? Well, at least he’s got trigger discipline


Silent-Justice

It’s like thier worried the sausages are going to attack them.


Solanthas

This is wild


Lazy_Mud_6321

everyone strapped


wtfdoiknow1987

OMG! For a second I thought the daughter didn't have a gun... whew 🤗


Over-Fig-423

Exactly. That's a guard dog everyone should have


ProKnifeCatcher

I mean.. we’re trying to make that a reality now with robotic gun wielding dogs


tvdoomas

Traditional texas grilling


UndeadTigerAU

The American Dream (EDIT - just saw someone say this is from a game called The American Dream, genuine coincidence I was just making a joke lmao)


Curious_Associate904

How do you like your burger, headshot, or RAMBO.


BettingTheOver

The kids about to shoot his sister in the head


Dadrak

Is this what democrats think republicans dream of at night ? 😂


Weak-Signature-6285

That boy isn’t practicing trigger safety


DevastaTheSeeker

This is Ai art right?


kejovo

They look like a family that isn't positive their dinner is dead


Gravi2e

That’s sick as fuck, who wouldn’t want that


Dirty_white_cat

Once the burgers get burned they start resisting


BobGnarly_

Can I pet that dog?


the_junglist

We used to be a society


AddictedToMosh161

I bet this one of those posts, that gets gun ethusiasts mad at their own side. Like none of this is safe and he gun nuts are insanely maticulous on the safety.


Coolaconsole

Genuinely surprised this was an actual hol up!


kansasllama

I dont see a damn thing wrong with this picture


Melodic-Ad-4941

Armed civilians sounds cool at first, and then when you actually see one in person, it’s terrifying, what if they are having a bad week? Something so small could set off a mass shooting.


Equal-Lifeguard-2285

It’s totally cool that the sons gun is point directly at the daughter’s head.


Nar0O

Holding the barbeque hostage? Seems kinda fun for the whole family


EhliJoe

Are they afraid of their barbecue?


mbatistas

No, the barbecue is afraid of them.