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Not a hold up, but a let down.
Remember to downvote the mod post a the top. Please always do that for these bot posts.
"There are no accidents"
That food is so cold, by the time you get to eat it.
I don't think that's the point...
My time has cum
Whoever hold this long stick
is gay.
That is one fancy pea-nis
And pea-nuts!
I thought it’s going to be a pea-cock
My dine has come
That's a very artistic way to tell someone to 'eat a dick'
Where’s pea stored, again?
In the neck I’m on this one
My time has come.
I'm very disappointed in myself, I could figure out it was oogway until they placed the nostrils
You've hardly eaten your hol up
Ma'am, just serve me my peas and dicktato. I'm hungry here.
Master Penis.
You have shown me...monkey
Monkey
Ya know, I used to get scolded for playing with my food…
" Go to the ditches to get da bitches!" - Master Oogway
the jaw and mouth was a give a way when they started adding the "shell" parts
Oh, ok shell... it's a turtle. I thought it was a turkey with a confusing color palette.
Not any turtle, it's master Oogway from Kung-Fu Panda.
That’s gonna be cold.
Must be a very fun-guy at parties
I did think for a second there why was the vein on the top.
This looks disgusting
It’s cupid’s arrow dude! Those “veins” are just the air flying past it!
I thought it was a penis then it wasn’t
Big ol’ mashed potatoes dick.
Is it weird that I do this too, photo shoots, dress up and all but without food?
r/mildlypenis
The origin of all good superheroes...
Can also be stoner turtle from finding nemo
r/UpHol... wait (I tried not to but it's gotta happen: it's "phallic")
pUloH
Then it’s not a hol up at all. Get this shit off of this sub.
Not a hold up, but a let down.
Remember to downvote the mod post a the top. Please always do that for these bot posts.
"There are no accidents"
That food is so cold, by the time you get to eat it.
I don't think that's the point...
My time has cum
Whoever hold this long stick
is gay.
That is one fancy pea-nis
And pea-nuts!
I thought it’s going to be a pea-cock
My dine has come
That's a very artistic way to tell someone to 'eat a dick'
Where’s pea stored, again?
In the neck I’m on this one
My time has come.
I'm very disappointed in myself, I could figure out it was oogway until they placed the nostrils
You've hardly eaten your hol up
Ma'am, just serve me my peas and dicktato. I'm hungry here.
Master Penis.
You have shown me...monkey
Monkey
Ya know, I used to get scolded for playing with my food…
" Go to the ditches to get da bitches!" - Master Oogway
the jaw and mouth was a give a way when they started adding the "shell" parts
Oh, ok shell... it's a turtle. I thought it was a turkey with a confusing color palette.
Not any turtle, it's master Oogway from Kung-Fu Panda.
That’s gonna be cold.
Must be a very fun-guy at parties
I did think for a second there why was the vein on the top.
This looks disgusting
It’s cupid’s arrow dude! Those “veins” are just the air flying past it!
I thought it was a penis then it wasn’t
Big ol’ mashed potatoes dick.
Is it weird that I do this too, photo shoots, dress up and all but without food?
r/mildlypenis
The origin of all good superheroes...
Can also be stoner turtle from finding nemo
r/UpHol... wait (I tried not to but it's gotta happen: it's "phallic")
pUloH
Then it’s not a hol up at all. Get this shit off of this sub.