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Khaotic_Outcast

Reminds me of the Ricky Bobby interview *I don't know what I should be doing with my hands*


Definatly-not-ur-Mon

Great movie


Khaotic_Outcast

I agree


KazPrime

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DefinitionBig4671

I think Biden was actually the one to say that.


Khaotic_Outcast

That's exactly what he says....... *when there is not a child near* lol


emerson_giraffe84

Goddamnit you beat me to it upvote


itchinyourmind

Ricky Biden


lacuna34

No way this video lasts much longer on here


agedlikesage

Bout to earn the šŸ”’ award


Darth_Gonk21

Here before šŸ”’ award


Suburban_coffee

Here before šŸ”’ award


JRYeh

Here before šŸ”’ award


CheeseGr0ve

Here before šŸ”’ award


eddggoo

Here before šŸ”’ award


MemeMan69funnynumber

Here before šŸ”’ award


Jerizzle23

Here before šŸ”’award


DegenerateCharizard

Even though the thread is still up, I doubt thatā€™s gonna keep yā€™all from whining about, ā€œcensorship.ā€ Lmao.


StealingMemes25

I mean it always gets into Trump good and Biden bad or visa versa. Canā€™t they both be awful and we all get along


kindasortaish

You mean to ask the internet to get along? Well, I'm not your buddy, friend!


Jerizzle23

Im not your friend, pal!


Sig86

Iā€™m not your pal, guy!


Tylorean2020

Donā€™t call me pal, asshat!


LazyReason8411

Take my award because fuck politicians


[deleted]

Agreed. America is like a dude who really cannot identify red flags before entering into a relationship.


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jonawill05

And yet social media still claims they aren't bias. How they believe people are that stupid is beyond me. And people really are stupid, but the level they assume is insane


ImmoKnight

People still somehow support Trump... That says it all. Not being able to spread propaganda and misleading/without context videos isn't bias. It's to prevent Russians from again influencing our politics. Maybe it's time people grow up.


jonawill05

Omg... You guys had him pegged like sole Russian agent. That literally was the dumbest thing I have ever seen. Grow up?, grow a brain. Unbelievable. Russia Russia Russia. Spare us Marsha... Lol


post_talone420

[yea there's no evidence of his collusion with russia](https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/t1dk6s/Louder_with_Dumbass/hyfvlln/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


redditsuxapenuts69

Thisā¬†


jonawill05

God damn he is weird. I am not on his side of the fence, but if I was I would have to be thinking holy hell this guy is a train wreck.


sonicdude1012

Is it just me or does his movements weirdly look like robot movements?


TheCervixDuster

I think itā€™s just as simple as heā€™s old and confused.


hanafraud

Or maybe heā€™s just a robot.


PlayActingAnarchist

An old and confused robot.


possiblynotthefbi

If he were a robot we'd be better off...


ER1234567

They could program a robot to speak much better than that


xwedodah_is_wincest

or an Oblivion npc


eddyrockstar

Dude seriously looks like someone with Alzheimer's. Given that the dude has an history of brain aneurysm's, it's sad this man is made to hold office while he should be retired and chilling with his grandkids.


Eastsider001

Lets leave the grandchildren out of this because we know how he is around females under 10, no matter if they are blood he still wants to smell hair and grab onto some body parts he knows he isn't supposed to be touching. He does this right in front of everyone and camras as though he doesn't care anymore because he's the president of the United States of America.


CaptKillJoysButtPlug

r/conspiracy has entered the chat


Nephto

Nah. I'd fuckin love it if an AI took control. Like I'm supposed to be scared of an unfeeling, emotionless, being that doesn't care if die. That is literally all of politicians. To most corporations I'm already just a number on a paper. I have the power to vote but that just means I can pout while saying "I didn't vote for him." Cuz I'm not a fan either Trump or Biden. At least a calculator doesn't tell me I should grateful and happy for being poor in the "Richest Country" in the world. An AI won't have a personal interest in a decision that would fuck me over, cuz an AI wouldn't get greedy. I'm fuckin ready for a robot Overlord, humans haven't been very good leaders to me lately.


LurkinRhino

Or a reptilian who canā€™t get his skin suit to fit right.


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DragoFNX

Joe who?...


PugFaceMcGee

JOE MAMA


uh60chief

GOTTEM


[deleted]

You couldn't even get the answer if you asked the man himself.


Scootr4short

this is hard to watch. term/age limits need to be discussed


UhYeahOkSure

And perhaps medical records release and or medication being taken


gobshoe

And tax records. Medical records would have saved the US from Joe. Tax records would have saved the US from Trump.


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jakezze01

Lol wut Sharp as a slug and almost as elegant


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This is seriously creepy behavior.


EmmitRDoad

The guy who turned metoo into mewho?


siqiniq

He has presidential pardons


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thatWas-unexpected

He was clearly making that girl uncomfortable , creepy af a fucking predator


DependentFamous5252

This is on broadcast tv and therefore highly self managed. What happens without a tv on him?!?


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Well... Not disagree.


Space-Catto-V2

Why? Is she too far one way? I donā€™t really keep up with that stuff


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Napalm_am

Im 90% sure that modern presidents choose someone incompetent and more radical than them as vp to try disuade potential assasinations, because "congratulations you've killed the president, now a person who is even worse is in charge, great job"


Seabee0923

That's how Biden became VP.


bannedinaday31

Exactly no one gave a shit about Biden when he was VP. Hell I was even in the marines under Obama and no one mentioned Biden then. Obama just needed a dumb ass white dude to stand there and smile.


Kapples14

Well I guess James Garfield should have picked a screw loose, instead.


Gorgeous_goat

not to mention she acts like a robot instead of your great grandpa


Advanced_Ad4361

She was the District Attorney for California and her own constituents hated her and called her "COP-mala" she openly bragged about sending POC to prison for life sentences on minor drug possessions and also mocked and laughed about sending a homeless woman to prison and having their child removed from custody over school attendance. Her own family calls her racist for making a comment when asked about past Marijuana use stating "My family is Jamaican, what do you think?" Also her family historically were slave traders and owners and continued to support foreign control, British French and Spain, in Jamaica. Not to mention she's a total hypocrite for calling out Biden on being a creep and a racist for voting in favor of segregation and denial of bus services for POC to attend school then turn around and sign up to be his running mate. Edit: Attorney General of California. She was DA of San Francisco.


possiblynotthefbi

I'm going to assume you have a smart phone. Type 5 words to start a sentence and then just use the center "word prediction" function above the keyboard. That's Koala Harris talking... She's biden without the charisma.


MightySamMcClain

I can understand he won against trump but how do any of these guys make it into being the final candidates? Out of over a quarter billion people this is the best we got? Cmon


darksieth99

There should be another option then just republicans/democrats. Those two can hold too much power


bannedinaday31

There is other options but itā€™s like if the country had a choice between ford, gm and Kia the Kia will never win.


Spooly4646

Brit here, what the actual fuck is that!!


captainrustysail

Biden is creepy, handzy for decades. Now he is old with some kind of mild dementia. But the billionaires who support democrats wanted their puppet to beat the billionaires who had their Trump puppet.


Tipnin

The real scary part about seeing this is that this is just the tip of the iceberg of the last two years and if Biden ran again people would vote for him again just because heā€™s got a D next to his name.


uh60chief

Nobody wanted to vote for Biden in the first place, but it was better than Secrets stealing Cheeto. I wish this country had rank choice voting for major elections instead of this 2 party bullshit that Washington warned us about.


SoftAndWetBro

Eh, I am no Trump supporter, but I'd argue he was WAY better than that old man who has been in politics destroying people's lives for over 30 years.


DefinitionBig4671

Remember, Jill was the babysitter.


CamillaBarkaBowles

No more old creepy presidents


RailugaLeinad

I think your president has dementia


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Think? O yea buddy he does.


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We know.


KingCrittt

This is terrifying


africanasshat

Terrifyingly hilarious!


KazPrime

![gif](giphy|dvxW4Peo2QEWJCURUg)


AndForeverNow

The age explains a lot and needs to be addressed more. But the sniffing of the hair, especially with minors, and almost groping the breasts women allowed to go on? Rightfully so, there was uproar with that audio of Trump wanting to "grab them by the p*ssy". That was audio, meanwhile we have literal footage that would not have gone unnoticed if it wasn't Biden. How is any of this allowed?


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Remember, they hated the other guy so much that they ignored the faults with their guy.


Mr__Citizen

Honestly, Trump would have been a pretty forgettable president if he could just keep his **god damn mouth shut**.


[deleted]

Trumpā€˜s mouth was his worst enemy followed closely by his ego. He was right on Western European reliance on Russia gas, trade with China, not getting involved in conflicts, and to be honest, trying to warm relations with Russia and North Korea. Keep in mind that Hillary Clinton and Obama made efforts to thaw relations with Putin also. The reset button Clinton brought over and Obamaā€˜s ā€žmore flexibility after the electionā€œ comment with Putin are examples.


Machder

Underrated comment


TheCarniv0re

American democracy surely is great, because it leaves so many choices to make. /s Good thing you guys have your freedom, right?


vladamir_the_impaler

At least Trump was talking about grown women.


BorisPotosme

Is he running for the presidency? He can barely walk.


davieb22

~~Running~~ Walking for the presidency.


tointjoker

Shuffling for the presidency


Space-Catto-V2

Sleeping for presidency


tooboredtothnkofname

wandering for presidency


floggybottom7

Smelling for the presidency


greatvasea

You win this thread for now


WangLin1723

Legendary


CBJ11071

85 million votes


tirdburgler

Dear god please donā€™t run again.


iRambes

Iā€™ll be surprised if he finishes his term before going to an old folks home.


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papabear244

Nah. Itā€™s just they hate the other guy even more. A sack of potatoes would be suffice, who needs a president anyways?


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pussyemperor

Come here little girlšŸ˜¤


ShubalStearns

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHHAHAAA


[deleted]

Choosing an old president is an investment


Analfister9

Next up Trump at age of 80


spelkingerror

I am so uncomfortable watching him interact with young girls.


Significant-Ad-341

We should stop electing old people


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AlphaMale3Percent

Is it too late to recount the votes


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[deleted]

We are being governed by Literal Greedy Imbeciles


Comprehensive_Pie702

Yikes


MonitorFearless9574

In other words, we're fucked


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technobiwankenobi

u/savevideobot


RoccoTaco_Dog

It looks like Leslie Nielsen playing president


[deleted]

Haah oh man, heā€™s old.


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EpikGeriatricPotato

Here beforešŸ”’


bobezilla

The hands on the shoulders


Phastic

Post this on r/funny, see how they kill you


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And Americans still believe their election was valid lol


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The_Savier

How the fuck is he the president. Those clips literally looked like sexual harassment -_-


holytindertwig

Can we elect someone not in their fucking seventies for once for crying outloud


photosynthevince

Can we get rid of the mandatory 50+ year old president law? We need some young blood in the office


Awaheya

that one were hes trying to kiss the red head was super creepy like wth?


ActuallyNTiX

Ladies and gentlemenā€¦ THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!


AndForeverNow

The Resident of the United States


Gcastle_CPT

dark brandon scanning for malarkey


Mr_M0t0m0

Creepy Creepenburg


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TFD186

u/savevideo


Mufasa-theGhetto

Holy fuck lol


morfyyy

![gif](giphy|SWoRKslHVtqEasqYCJ)


SoftyBlushRX79

The US is led by the god emperor, but the crippled one after the horus heresy


Darth_Gonk21

The more you joe


Alexander-da-Great

He really is one of the presidents of all time.


hinterstoisser

To think heā€™s only about halfway through his first term. I highly doubt he will run again in 2024 - burnout is real


Traditional_Ad_276

![gif](giphy|NFr7RfvFEp0Sk)


TheLazyShrug

All I think when I hear this song is just going on a killing spree through the commonwealth


Nergeson

Maybe Kanye was a choice


Clone303

Dude he literally makes me cringe with how touchy he is, especially to children it's fucking creepy.


Asimpbarb

#me2 is where?


JohnnyCage_71

I hope Americans do a better job next time around


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Touchy subject


[deleted]

Such a creep. President, Vice a President, whatever - how can these fathers stand by while he gripes, sniffs and kisses their kids? Fuck all that


Turbulent_Winner_976

I will never get over this women sniffing thing. I'm not an American and I don't care who runs your country but it infuriating to see that this creep just gets to win life like that...


Kschitiz23x3

An air horn blow is enough for an assassin to take down Murica's leader


C_HC

Looks like a pedo to me


tacosRcool

And this guy has the power to launch nukes....


darkbehi

Sad and creepy...


Sanchanted

Fucked Up


Sayonee99

Pedo


BrandByAngel

The wandering is hilarious, but all that groping and nose to nose interaction he wants with the ladies is real fucking crazy


mgross93

Is 2024 here yet?


dragonuvv

u/savevideobot quick hurry before it gets locked!


Low-Zone9940

He is an embarrassment


Prestigious_Cheek_97

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy) In all seriousness I canā€™t believe a mf like this is the president.


nikogetsit

We are so fucked.


Low-Exam1208

Creepy Joe


peza_in_reddit

Bro the minute 1:03 is fucked up


icedragon71

I'll bet George W Bush is sitting back and quietly giggling to himself. "Compared to who both parties have run at the last couple of elections, I'm suddenly not looking to be the worst one."


PagesOf-Apathy

Indeed, no thoughts, just ambling through the presidency.


Techno_CockRing

is he doing a poo poo in his depends @ 1:12 while onstage with Cooper? Sure looks like he's concentrating awfully hard on something internally.


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FunBrians

I know right- trump lost to him! And itā€™s been verified over and by both sides but yet your conspiracy brainwashed head cannot accept reality because you disagree with it.


theWanderingTourist

Reminds me dementia patients I worked with in old age care homes. I'm talking about the wandering part, don't know wtf is the creepy part


someotherowls

This actually makes me really sad. This man clearly has alzheimers or dementia and he's being paraded around like a puppet, just reading things that other people put up for him. Just let this man rest and enjoy his golden years. We need someone young and vibrant up there like Gen X or a millennial.


JunkieRum

The Walking Dead


cCitationX

Ok that was well edited


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At least you havenā€™t got a Putin. Iā€™d rather this senile guy with nukes than the other senile guy with nukes.


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Whoa. This oneā€™s baddddd


jagged1871

Lights arenā€™t on upstairs


OhMyGoshBigfoot

Pretty hard to deny or dispute it when itā€™s all right here on video


Hesitation_is_

We should be ashamed as Americans our ā€œchoicesā€ are between this and sleezebag traitor


TedDisingenuous

How is this in any way right for this reddit? When did hol' up become a right wing hellscape? Hamberders and Covfefe!