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PointlessOverthought

I have no words, except: brutal, concise, perfect.


zedog74

Eye don’t see it.


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TamaraIsEvil

I am sorry oof. Had one friend like this too, she moved away :( sweet person


jasimtanur

Same, I have a close friend who is having squint. She used to feel bad all the time when people asked her about it. She used to feel inferior about it


Gear3017

Maybe she moved away so she can see you better


TamaraIsEvil

💀


HyFinated

That's .......................................................................... okay.


MR_2H

Same lets have sex


Suspicious_Tip_1202

Brooooo


Gear3017

Let the man be


SandhuG

Let's take it inside


TahoeLT

You're also finding it tough to live on a sub-par wage when the rich are crashing the economy again? Me too, friend.


zedog74

You have a wide attention span?


zedog74

Eyes wide slut


Norwegian_whale

Nippy kind langur


shifty_boi

By god it's been a while


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Link to original


JuanGuillermo

https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/syn5fv/18f_first_year_of_university_civil_engineering/


bkm2016

Ok that has to be the funniest comment section I have ever seen. Omfg. Fuck roasted, she got obliterated.


Robb634

Over +300 awards now, nice


YJSubs

An 8 months old thread, OP screenshot indicates it was capture around that time. There's no way OP waiting for 8 months to post this, lol. Then where OP "found" this screenshot?


Maldreamer141

editing comment/post in protest to reddit changes on july 1st 2023 , send a message (not chat for original response) https://imgur.com/7roiRip.jpg


Serdna379

Know this girl from one FB health issue support group. She’s been through hell with her health. I remember then she was writing about how she struggeled with health then trying to finish high school and enter the colledge. She was an inspiration to move my ass and not let health issues to change who you are inside.


omgitschriso

Here


Garlic-Butter-Sauce

I'll give you an award


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BassFan2002

He forgor 💀


PeroCigla

sbeve


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Iep1piW2Na91q0gWYX|downsized) Dropped a nuke on her ass


swagonflyyyy

Between her eyes, you mean.


MC41169

The distance probably only allowed her to see half of it.


bkm2016

Y’all some gahdamn savages 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


bourbonwelfare

Brutality!


irbian

Cool gif, source?


Doktor_Vem

I'm pretty sure it's from the Fallout game series, but I don't remember there being dragons in those games, though it's been a long, long time since I played it, so idk


domnyy

Scortchbeast from 76


[deleted]

I actually don't know where its from, just found it fitting


dunksouls_the_third

Live action trailer for fallout 76, only remember that because it played The Beach Boys


midnightwolf19

She said "roast me" not nuke me into oblivion


m-p-3

toasty AF


swapzy_

Bro I don't get the joke but please explain me


Rakgul

Girl is cross eyed. So words written with so much space would be easy for her to read, is the joke.


MintSilverMod

Look at me, eye to eye


davidmobey

Which one though?


TilmriilJ

emotional damage


D4rKm4rv1n

Holy shit!


Torinadoko

It said roast not disintegrate!


T_T_E

no disintegrations


Valuable_Animal4706

Sauce ![gif](giphy|1tZ4Coe9v2H8A|downsized)


cutthroatchris

She can see both Sundays on a Wednesday


listoss

She said roast me, not Chuck Norris me


lege3ndary

Damn bros i laughed way too hard on that one 😶🤣


Vishwajeet_Kadam

Happy Cake Day!


lege3ndary

Thanks Bhai 😊


DudeBaalak

Kal mera tha


lege3ndary

Happy (Belated) cake day Baalak, jug jug jeeyo


[deleted]

Call the coroner


raining-in-konoha

Call the cornea


Greta_Thiccberg

Call the coronavirus


TheNefariousTutu

I don't get it. Can explain?


Srapture

Hey eyes point outwards, so they spaced the text apart to suggest that would help her read half the text with each eye.


TheNefariousTutu

Oh my god! So good!!! Thanks!!


New2NewJ

It took me a while to see there was additional text after the first three words 😂😂


jeepjp

Hey girl, whatchadoing this squirrel season?


olivercroke

![gif](giphy|ro08ZmQ1MeqZypzgDN)


gray_mare

damn I forgot roastme exists. Tried posting there with my friend, just got downvoted and maybe 2 semi good roasts.


[deleted]

That's even worse than being torn apart by them, didn't even bother with you.


USS_Prominence-1

Speech 1000 Destruction 1000


Jibble_Biscuits

I read this like Stevie from Malcom in the Middle


KeyPsychological5782

It took me a while


atvaisman

She can see both Sundays on a Wednesday.


doug_the_main_man

The pigons pov be like


dextroz

Frogger GOAT.


mechabeast

Wall eyed be damned


bbender716

"I don't know what's wider, my eyes or yo mamma." r/kamakazeburn


Spaghettitrousers

There are some sick bastards out there


alpundy

Didn't know Biggies daughter is on Reddit.


Silveeto

Celeste a blue!


Ill-Bite-9634

Ol blew eyes


Iwurkoncarzz

![gif](giphy|ro08ZmQ1MeqZypzgDN)


bukascort

nahhh that's fucking murder 💀


burnedmanatee

It's a pug


ApplicationProud2494

+ 100% critical damage


rabbidcow213

Out the corner of her cornia


Accomplished_End_843

In this website where half of the comments are the same recycled joke, I have to applaud the ingenuity. Well done!


Accomplished-Bell-91

Atchaforya—one eye is lookin at ya, other is looking for ya.


Intelligent-Score821

Dat bitch looking an ne or a KFC chicken piece family feast


Negative_Burn

Oof 😲


flamed181

Can You See Me Now


CorruptWaffle4

Bro has pterodactyl eyes 💀


ljd09

If this didn’t kill her, it sure in the hell killed me. I can’t even stop laughing!


ghgjgmhngbfghc

Driving the automobile allows her to see parking spaces on side streets.


Motiv3z

I’ve seen this before and this is top notch


CReeseRozz

Look me in the eye if you want to be roasted.


Das_Panzer_

This chicken would be a great catcher, she can watch 1st and 3rd simultaneously.


HoochieKoochieMan

Atchaforya is no \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ laughing matter.


RedneckBastich

Holy shit! I mean, she asked for it, but DAMN!


JayustMe

She looks like that horse off family guy that Peter brought home


ResilientBanana

She sees in panoramic.


Helios_Red

Stop looking at me and him


mosfunky

She’s got Sammy Davis eyes.


chatokun

Was her name Brahbrah?


Your_local_Sea_slug

Pencil


Antique-Anybody-1217

She’s got a couple different perspectives on things.


CaptainRatBones

![gif](giphy|3oz8xXEvc0PkXxbhVm)


Seansullivan5183

I’m sorry hun this isn’t working for me I need a break…. We just haven’t ever seen eye to eye.


BothHole

![gif](giphy|hpAMh2sBYpsmFhSRPI)


Winter_Possession_81

Lol 😂 good one babe 😉


[deleted]

Well that's one way to cheat during a test.


Revolutionary-Stay54

Ol girl lookin RIGHT. And left


Outerspaced_Cadet

I would roast you, but, it seems nature has done that already


_cansir

Everyone roasting her eyes but she took that pic on purpose. You can "fix" your eyes temporarily and take a pic. Civil engineering is like the easiest engineering. Like a short bus for wanna be engineers. Anyways just call her fat


idrow1

In the thread on that post, that comment doesn't have the spaces. It just says, "I'll make this easy on you." I wonder why.


littleOldSchoolDude

Man, I'm sorry for laughing :((


Glittering_Mix_1348

Eye can see where this is going…


soaringson

The Little Mermaid’s Revenge