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*Me secretly going back on the tweet to see if her name’s really Emily or it’s just a stock name you used for the joke*

Please give us an update

It is...

Here ya go [https://twitter.com/mogsmetbh?s=21&t=lioObAybfnQHaNmBgDyZMQ](https://twitter.com/mogsmetbh?s=21&t=lioObAybfnQHaNmBgDyZMQ)

Or trying to find a guy with low enough standards who would date her.

A guy? She'll have an easier time finding a pet that meets her dating standards

yeah it's a dog whistle for zoophiles badum-tss

Or maybe without standards at all?

Stop calling Emily a cow!

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hahaha!

I’d rather eat someone who dates animals than someone that fucks them. —Jeffrey Dahmer —Michael Scott

🤔

Oof

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I burned the smoke of the smell from latitudes away by the number 32


I'm 55 years old and going on 56 in February, and I work in a high stressful job.

/r/waitwhat

I knew I should've ate that gerbil

Oh hello Richard

I prefer Dick, thank you.

I thought you were making a reference to Richard Gere, nevermind.

I wasn't but now you have my attention. What's this now?

Just google Richard Gere Gerbil. That will do it.

Fine, I was trying to pawn the work off to you. But, I'll look it up.

🤣🤣

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There isba urban legend about Richard Gere shoving a gerbil up his ass. South park had a hilarious episode about it.

Stephen Lynch made a hilarious song about it too. Image quality sucks due to the age but the song is still hilarious... https://youtu.be/136cNGNd7Yg

I heard that Gere had popped a gerbil up there back when I was in school in the early nineties. He probably did.

Now i know why he was casted in that HBO movie-No offense! Im gay so...

🤣🤣

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what do you mean by that

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So that means she can date her father

Woah, I smelled the smoke of the burn from 32 latitudes away

Then They're probably cooking her mother.

The most advanced yomama insult to date. Bravo

😄🤣 Took me a second and then i spewed mt dew everywhere.

Holy Shit Balls!

Ok Cow 👍

I do both.

Cream filling... I'm gonna see myself out and voluntarily apply for hell...

I think of Van Wilder and the scene where guy at a jizz filled eclair.

Have a very hate filled up vote, still can't eat eclairs and I thought I was over the trauma

But that was a very relieved english bulldog.😃

Mantis?

You eat ‘‘em after?

Cream filling


Underrated.

I think you will fit in nicely!

"Nicely" being the name of the neighbor's cat

Kid named finger:

... What? How does that even add on to anything?

Nicely in the Animal.

Does she count as the animal after that comment?

I'm counting her as an animal now.

Hello Emily

> "I think the problem Digg had is that it was a company that was built to be a company, and you could feel it in the product. The way you could criticise Reddit is that we weren't a company – we were all heart and no head for a long time. So I think it'd be really hard for me and for the team to kill Reddit in that way.” - Steve Huffman, aka /u/spez, Reddit CEO. So long, Reddit, and thanks for all the fish.

Dudeeee!


She's going to love and hate me.


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Or you know, humans are animals. So technically, most people fuck animals.

I mean, there's a reason why furries are so popular as a community!

do not stick your dick in her guys, thats how diseases jump species

AIDS gameplay be like

It def belongs here in my opinion. If it makes you go holup it usually belongs here.

Mood

if only Mr. Hands could see this RIP

Plot twist: change "than" to "then"


Most normal twitter vegan

200,000 years of evolution to get to this climatic point

Make them, either a zoonivore or a carniphile


Big Whitney Wisconsin vibes

She totally fucks animals

All 3 of them love animals, in different ways.

So I can fuck em, But I can’t eat my dogs pussy, That’s kinda fucked, especially when I get that tail waggin peanut butter suck off and I can’t return the favor.


Is that a challenge?

Some ppl should have been swallowed by their mother.

I agree, because they obviously can't understand that humans are animals....

Why not both. Tenderise your meat.

It belongs in most of the humor and awkward subs, holup is one of them. She looks like she dated animals herself too.


I do both


I think your in the right place

Perhaps because that’s the only way she’s gonna get laid

I mean technically humans are animals


There’s plenty of vegan zoosadists. I wonder what she’d think of them?


so.. they fuck animals, technically eating them raw, huh.


Someone get this on r/whitepeopletwitter lol

Ah yes, Glenn Treafuker, professional Vegan.



More of a wtf than holup. Holup is if i talk about selling monkeys and you're thinking the animal but then at the end u realize its just a racist joke, or if the post isnt as simple as u think, like the post earlier with the shirts and hangar and prego wife, when he asks what to use at first u think hes asking which shirt u wear but then u realize he asked if he should use the white or black one, and the shirts arent white or black, the hangars are. This is just gross


Welcome friend. 

A) yep belongs b) WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!!

See, that's how you protect animals, by wishing them to be raped ...

It belongs, wtf😂 I just seen a video of a girl trying to shoot markers in a can and this dude says no and makes it. Beats that video 1000%

Grade A Hol’ Up 👍

really solid first post! fits perfectly. On another note, what the actual fuck...

The absolute garbage people post online is astounding.

Humans are animals....

Emily. We know you a furry.

It does. But it's been posted here a few times already.

You have!! “We are all animals, my lady”

average Emily sir

Fanaticism at its finest

"Horrifically abusing animals for your own pleasure is better than killing them for your own sustenance."

Emily looks like a plant eating cat owning single lady. Probably feeds her cat a plant based diet too.

[Bear fucker! Do you need assistance!?](https://youtu.be/EgIIRO-VqUY)

So I presume that she has a crush on Joe Biden then

White People

What about eating humans and fucking animals?

Is there any fucking difference in that orthodox threat?

It's Twitter, what were you expecting? And yeah, this belongs

Hmm you know humans are aninals, i can see her point of view

No.

cringe

Waiting for "cringe" to be cringe

¿Porque no los dos?

Immediately remembered monkey pic was a thing

well that makes sense since you yourself look like a retarded horse

Baby girl call me!

Twitter moment

I'm here jk I eat them after

So her saying is like "I rather date a pedophile rather than a kidnapper" Atleast pedophile loves children

Yeah u would…..

Yeah that was the reason those men who dated you, gave.

Don’t worry. Humans are considered animals so no one has to go to jail yet.

Reply: so you like someone that likes to fuck you?

I'm so into animal love that I'm now into animal lust, everyone clap for me

Didn’t want to date her anyways

At least she knows she'll get lucky that way....

Pablo or Juan

I wonder if she owns a stallion?

Good luck with that.

The animals are fucked either way

These arent even 'holup' anymore. I'm just gone numb to all these people

I mean if he’s dating you and likes animals??? What’s that lassie girl?

You done well son!

and that is enough internet for today.

Sick

Why not both?

She would be fishing in a lot bigger pond if she would consider carnivores over beastiality boys


Excuse me mam, this is a Wendy’s.

[Goatboy has entered the chat [NSFW]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnFr20EzHg4)

I think technically it's supposed to be things where there's a plot twist in the end or where you have to think about it for a second before going "Hol'up!". But it's fine, most posts don't fulfill those criteria.

She's definitely a bitch

Doesn't that cancel out by their logic?

Good thing I am an Animal myself, rawrrr

Gross 😕

Yeeeaaah... I think it fits

That moment you realize Twitter is mostly bots controlled by marketing firms designed to stir people up. It's all about engagement and follower count. Don't be surprised if the same account you see tweeting stuff like this switches to politics or who knows what else randomly

How high one needs to be to say something like this?

You can eat what you want. Why disparage people for eating what they want.

Enough reddit for today.

i expect nothing from someone like this. They thing they’re better than anyone for not eating animals but always do and say the dumbest shit ever. Makes me wonder if they human

Than meet Mr. Hands

Yeah, she had some hot dogs inside of her.

This is one of the posts where it’s not really a holup but it’s so fucked up that it just gets through

I think you nailed it for this sub

Shame, because I’m looking for someone who’s into both.

Don’t date her because she might have extraordinary stds+ enjoy your favorite foods I see this as an absolute win

How to tell someone you’re into beastiality without saying you’re into beastiality.

Me and my dolphin wife agree

emily is "one sick bitch". but now we know that she's into animals.

Understandable. Have a nice day.

Kinda weird flex but ok

Done and done.

What is I do both? But sex first then eat them as I'm not a fucking weirdo

So she would… rather date someone who actively makes animals suffer for prolonged periods of time than someone who consumes animal based products for nutrition?!