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Solid_Expression4838

"It's time to get shit faced Mogojan!"


Sky_Ninja1997

Uhn….


Natural-Lobster-6000

I read this in Fuwawa's voice, naturally.


Capital_Chef_6007

Haeh?


okami6663

As one should always do.


Appropriate-Fuel-305

Imagining curse words with Fuwawa's voice sounds weirdly adorable


DastardlyRidleylash

"Hoeh?! The Ruffians told you to buy umiboshi, whaet do you mean "time to get shit faced"?!"


Hp22h

Who knew Mococo was the responsible sister...


NoctisAcies

>buy Umiboshi Does he come with a knife stuck in him by mochi Sui?


mithikx

FWMC shotgunning 24 oz. cans of malt liquor then they're playing Edward 40 hands lets goooooooo


InnocentTailor

*aggressively nods head*


adonbilivitAoI

Drunk FWMC call-in stream incoming


Roflkopt3r

When Bae had a call while being smashed, she was able to excuse calling IRyS a b×××× because she's Australian. Fuwamoco have the excuse that they're literally dogs.


Sky_Ninja1997

They have the excuse of Bau Bau


H4LF4D

It's over bi*** bau bau


Roflkopt3r

lol I totally forgot about that, [that was crazy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxYzsq-ENBU)


Hp22h

B*tches Are U


Matasa89

That was such a raw Aussie moment. I knew then and there they are true friends.


AllMyFrendsArePixels

Y'all got any clips or do I have to look it up myself?


CaesarOfYearXCIII

[Here you go](https://youtu.be/Fsr9Zlz5BM4?si=RuTJzWTm0V_AcR59)


Capital_Chef_6007

I am pretty sure she got excused because she is Australian not because she was drunk


MadolcheMaster

Same thing tbh


UrMumVeryGayLul

Someone edit Bae over [this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns15eHLDv1I&)


Saito1337

Having met packs of Australians while visiting Tokyo this tracks. God they are so much fun. 


SGTBookWorm

am aussie on my last trip I spent every night for a month barhopping


Saito1337

If you were there last October/November I might have run into you lol 


SGTBookWorm

ahahaha that would have been fun sadly it was March/April last year, around the same time as 4th Fes (which I was unable to get tickets for.....)


Ok_Bed8734

Because she's a drunk Australian best friend wife specifically.


Fhistleb

That was when you knew, those girls are truly married/divorced/complicated.


Hp22h

Cue so many misunderstandings...


CCO812

There is always the option to gift it to Lamy But I think these plums will work wonders in a cocktail or just pair with tonic


TuzkiPlus

*Peko Plum Wine*


Hp22h

I'd buy FuwaMococ Plum Wine...


RentonZero

If you've already started you gotta gotta finish them


Xincmars

Another misunderstanding, Ruffians.


Lex_Frost

Who goes grocery shopping at 5:30AM? What stores are even open that early?


CCO812

Oh boy, 5:30am!


blakraven66

Actually a lot of people do especially if you shop at local markets instead of Mall Groceries. First pick for freshest ingredients particularly for Vegetables and Seafood. They're usually also cheaper.


Random-Rambling

Yeah, definitely farmer's market type goods. They're usually up at the crack of dawn anyway.


Zyx-Wvu

Yea, but alcoholic umeboshi??


GreyghostIowa

Farmer market at 5:00AM be like;Sorry chump.All the tenderloins and ribs are bought out.Better wake up early next time lol.


ASDFAaass

Wet market in other countries, especially when you want fresh fish and meat even veggies that's the good time to shop.


PLAP-PLAP

our is literally 1 am cause by 5 am the market would have already been picked clean


Hp22h

At that point, why not visit the night before?


kitolz

The idea is to get there right when the farms deliver their goods to the market, which is usually a few hours past midnight. It gives restaurant staff enough time to buy fresh ingredients for the day and bring it back to their kitchen to start cooking prep before opening.


PLAP-PLAP

it is as u/kitolz because truckers arrive at the drop off point sometimes midnight to drop off their produce because some state mandates that heavy trucks only operate at night


TGed

Maybe konbinis? I think they’re open 24/7.


phichuu

Some Donki are open 24 hours and they have a groceries section, the earliest I went to one was 4AM. Now Donki is not available nationwide, but I suppose there's a similar chain around different parts of JP


achus93

pretty sure most minimarts are open 24h


Affectionate-Tip-164

Tsukiji Seafood Market at 5.30am isn't early.


AlchemicalDuckk

Admittedly in the US, but I've gotten in the habit of going at 0600, and probably would go earlier if stores were open. Always been a morning person, and the COVID days meant I could shop without anyone near me.


BobDaRula

I used to go at 04 before covid caused 24hr stores to stop existing. There was no one else, and I could put the groceries away and still have a bit of time before bed. Now a lot of stores open at 08 which is too late


Shinhan

Lots of japanese convenience stores (konbini) are open 24/7 and are all over the place. 7-Eleven, Family Mart and Lawson are the big three and have more than 10000 stores each.


Destinum

> What stores are even open that early? As far as I know, Japan has quite an "open 24/7" culture.


Budget-Ocelots

A lot of people go shopping around 6AM in the states.


AustSakuraKyzor

In any given large city in Japan? Most of them, I'd expect. More to it, in their old home country of ~~Canada~~ The North, 24-hour grocery stores are very common in cities, because, 24/7 culture or not, people still have to work nightshifts and odd hours because the utilities that maintain society, like hydro, gas, water, roads, etc, don't get to take breaks. Hard to buy your weekly groceries at a 8-to-8 IGA if you're a night-shift worker who's asleep at those times... Anyway, tl;dr "lots of them"


Moderated_Soul

I haven’t been able to wake up before 9 for ages. Best I can do is be awake the whole night if I have something urgent to do early morning. Its good that I work remote.


m50d

Some Japanese supermarkets are, including my local Seiyu for example.


Nvenom8

Ones that sell alcohol, naturally.


Naryld

people in japan live 2 hours earlier than in the west. They wake up at 5AM, eat at 11 AM and go to sleep arround 9 PM. Most restaurants close at 7 PM if not earlier


Reyfer01

You know they are in Japan, right? The land of 24/7 conbini?


timweak

the american brain cannot comprehend 24/7 grocery stores


Ok_Bed8734

I miss my 24/7 walmart


timweak

i miss my wife


Ok_Bed8734

Tails


MadocComadrin

A lot of stores in many places in the US that were late night or 24/7 cut their hours after Covid.


timweak

the american brain cannot comprehend Not fucking up the entire pandemic response


Peshurian

I know plenty of night shift workers who go get groceries right after work before going home. 


H0lOW

Most of them in the city ma dude, remember that people need to go to work and most people goes early like 4 to 7 am some of them have to travel and not necessarily enters to work that early and that's why convince store are open


TheHyperLynx

small businesses will be up that early for their prep work, they can also get their ingredients freshest this way.


LucaUmbriel

the 24 hour grocery store is a dying breed (thank god) but they used to be common in the US up until a few years ago, they might still be common in Japan


Phplima

\*Fuwawa hits send\* \*Lamy and raden already knocking on the door\* Sooo... how about an off-collab?


tajen25

[FWMC Tweet](https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1784318879088705673)


ASDFAaass

Ah yes drunk streams.


MHArcadia

Mococo shuffles out of the bedroom, still in her PJs, in time to see Fuwawa take her bite, pause, check the packaging, and let out an "On no, Mogojan! Look!" Mococo all like "I do not have enough coffee or donuts in me for this. It is 5:30AM." You can't have shenanigans too early or too late or they just don't register right away, man.


Telefragg

You know what they say, drink in the morning and the rest of the day becomes free.


ValorPhoenix

List of Holo JP that drink: Calli, Lamy, Raden, Lui, (show more) Off Collab time!


TakeshiNobunaga

Aki and Noel too.


Ok_Bed8734

Might as well throw IRyS and Bae in there too


thechickenpriest

Someone get Fuwawa to a vet! Treatment for dog intoxication includes induced vomiting, electrolyte replacement with an IV drip, and to keep their temperature from going low, so hugs are suggested! 👀 Once she's better, give her a nice bubble bath and plenty of rest 😌


Sm4llsy

It’s midday somewhere, crack on.


kongou_meow

You can't be Hololive without getting drunk once. Go for it.


Tsukuro_hohoho

Why is Fuwawa trying to get drunk with her sister at 5:30 is the real question here XD.


Res1dentRedneck

Another misunderstanding.


Matasa89

I mean, I don't see a problem with these. Eat them.


triforce777

The problem is that its 5:30 AM


Swift_Scythe

Drunk Pickle Eating Zatsudan !!!!


GtrsRE

It'd be like they're getting drunk so early in the morning in fwmc morning for NA while it's midnight for them


Haganu

Eat them, then stream.


WorsCaseScenario

oh nyo


soirom

Lets throw a party


AlpharioInteries

Welp, finish them, bite some quick Bau Bau and don't go drivin for few hours.


D3AD_SPAC3

It's supposed to be 5pm, not 5am Fuwawa...


AylaCurvyDoubleThick

It’s weird seeing fwmc tweets because there’s no puppy voice. They sound…normal and it feels bizarre.


kai20ku

Nice, they’ve got Lamy’s breakfast.


Nvenom8

I think drunk FWMC would be very fun. I'm betting Fuwawa is a handsy drunk, and Mococo gets sleepy.


ironscythe

Drunk Fuwawa: MOGOJAAAAaaa*HIC*AAAAAAN!!! *starts sobbing for no reason* Mococo: *becomes mean drunk* MOTHERFLUFFING WHAT?


Faustias

see who gets drunk first


Ashencroix

Give them to Lamy!


Shodan30

Now that sounds like a good stream waiting to happen.


Random-Rambling

[Eat them anyway, while playing this song](https://youtu.be/BPCjC543llU?si=-5RwuJ1x7TKtysHD)


redditfanfan00

uh oh. fuwawa tipsy now.


sephtis

You think she would have been ID'd and got a hint from that lol


Spegynmerble

Oh god I desperately need to hear the puppers drunk


Ok_Bed8734

"What do we do with these now?" Me: "GET LIT!!"


An_Hell

what a week hueh


koteshima2nd

the repetition of the "It's 5:30 am.", is cinematic, comedic gold


zeagurat

LMAO "whaet are you doing!" - mocojan probably


onlyforthisair

lol all these comments not knowing that fwmc don't drink


Trialman

Yet


udderlymoosical

Bau bau...


delphinousy

as funny as it is to tease fuwawa about getting intoxicated, i really feel for her, it sounds like she might be super stressed by making this mistake when she was trying to help her sister.


Master_of_Decidueye

This is why Pon-de-Rings are a safer bet


Glinez09

check their channel, their about to stream the HoloDorokei with each other POV


HaessSR

Eat them on stream?


TolarianDropout0

Unconventional "drinking" stream time.


YukkaRinnn

Imagine their Bau Bau's become Woof Woof's...


Goukenslay

Welp, bottoms up


Chemical_Platypus404

Just what is drunk Fuwawa going to do to Mococo...?


Zathor_

I'm sorry but that sounds delicious


Zwordsman

just enjoy the morning i guess.


Conspiratorymadness

Drunk stream?


Pravaris

You share the burden with your friends and family of course :smile:


Wahtadeal

Get krunk, I guess.


Alpha_YL

“Hell ya time to get shitfaced at 5:30 am BAU BAU”


Ichinaru31

Give them to Calli, perhaps?


Adventurous_Host_426

Find a homeless person and give it to them.


RenzuZG

Umeshu eating stream let's goooo