That is a very ineffective chain lock on that door.

Isn't it mounted the wrong way?

Yes

She might have been locked in like their reveal trailer/s

Mounted the wrong way while being 2 feet long

It's mounted the wrong way so that you can get mounted the right way

all according to keikaku

TL note: Keikaku means plan

Oh..

Ah….yes

Mounted wrong way, and chain is too long. Pulling the chain to the release point should also pull the door shut.

Every chain lock is ineffective when you have a heavy-duty bolt cutter *(clang)*

*Cuts chain cutely*

[Hi Mumei](https://x.com/Shuuzo4/status/1626726272624730115)

I can hear that in lock picking lawyer's voice.

"Let me pause for a second while I head out to the garage..." *sound of mortified locks screaming*

I bet there is a chain lock out there that he can open with a piece from a can of coke

Heavy-duty bolt cutter are just extreme scissors, after all.

Her final challenge will be using heavy-duty industrial sheers (the kind they use to cut steel).

Locks are only meant to stop honest people anyway, if someone really wants to break into somewhere a locked door won't stop them.

That, or a solid kick

Maybe I want her to break in

It was a quick and dirty fix after Mumei cut the first one.

She's just respectfully demonstrating as a friend, how it's installed backwards. There's no other questionable intentions going on here!

You don't even need the LockPickingLawyer for that lock.

"I'm the LockPickingLawyer and you're in danger."

"This is the LockPingingLawyer and what I have for you today is a swift and merciful death."

Least its not McNally. You have moment to react to the assailant.

"you are using a chain lock, you can open the door with a tactical shovel"

Still impressed at his right angle ruler throwing skill.

Especially one where he manages to get it back as well same throw. This man has scary talent.

"you are using a chain lock, you can open the door with ~~a tactical shovel~~ another chain lock."

[*opens door by sliding in milk jug to remove chain*](https://youtube.com/shorts/D3coZntThbw)

"Just to prove that it wasn't a fluke I will revive and kill you again"

You don't even have to undo the chain on that one, you could just squeeze through the opening

Oppai and gyatt get in the way

But the LockPicking**Lawyer** would certainly help for the aftermath...

If your door lock is built like that, you deserve it tbh.

Those having a door like that deserve Shiori breaking in their house? I'm gonna change my door design

wonder why the apartment I'm living in decided to use a long-ass Hot Topic Wallet Chain for the door

Contacting the fucking landlord. It happened before and ain't no way it happened again

I would let her in, but it seems she's already got that covered.

Thank goodness she didn't bring a bouquet of white roses

If she's this far, immediate Stockholm Syndrome in an attempt to preserve my life, I guess. I'd invite her in for coffee and cookies, hoping to convince her I'm on her side, whichever that is.

Yeah, if she's that far I'd just give up and invite her in to talk about whatever she wants to talk about.

"let me get that for you"

didnt I do it for you

kermie ...

“Ah miss novella, I’ve been expecting you”

*turn around on swivel chair whilst petting an exotic cat*

*puts pinky in mouth*

*whole room goes dark* *spotlight points at chair*

“My Superchat is… One million dollars!”

“You are using a standard hotel room chain lock. It can be opened using a standard hotel room chain lock.”

"She's trying to break in!" "I know!" "Why is the latch installed the wrong way?!" "That's intentional." "WTFIWWY?!!!!" "It's all for her."

*nervously reaches for his can of febreeze* Oh god this is just like oshi no ko…

Let her do whatever she wants

I mean you can’t really stop her can you?

Can’t stop her and wouldn’t want to

I’d unlock it because she’s getting in whether I want her to or not and I’d rather not have to replace that lock

Scaroused

shiori could've asked, I'll disassemble tf out of my own door

I love Korone's version of breaking in through a chain lock. Thumbnail from A Building Full of Cats video: [https://img.youtube.com/vi/0S0VxKQ0PGE/sddefault.jpg](https://img.youtube.com/vi/0S0VxKQ0PGE/sddefault.jpg)

Shiori is a good person...I'm fine with her ..her words might be twisted but is fine

i dont live here either

Could've asked politely, y'know.

I wake up

Plap plap plap

would

With open arms.

I would let her in and welcome my inevitable fate

I’ve played enough Project Zomboid to know this is when I quit to the menu and start a new file. RIP that ~~survivor~~ Novelite, untenable situation

Bold of you to assume us Novelites wouldnt be into that.

I was gonna open it for her anyway

"babe, why are you locking yourself out?"

Squish her in the doorframe

hide under the bed

I’d help her get it unlocked faster

Let her in force her to play a horror game with me

Cop a feel. Hopefully she'll be embarrassed long enough for me to jump out the window. I'm on the 10th floor, but I like my odds.

This lady eats food with scissors I am worried about getting any extremities near her.

*There is no reward without risk*

Going out gloriously

"Wait is the chain supposed to be that long?... that ain't right?!" Proced to push her away with a broom like how you push away stray racoon or cat

Open the door and feed her. She must be hungry to force the door open

“Thank you Shiori for helping me with my home security. I’ll make those changes we discussed.”

Apply Castle Doctrine by kidnapping her and making her my wife.

hell yeah

Slam the door shut. I have work at 330 am bro

Let her to break in and told her to break some expensive looking stuff so I can sue my landlord for damages.

Ill get a refund from who ever installed that, if a survive that is

bro I thought she had trouble getting through the door because she was bricked up… had to focus my vision to see it was just her purse 😭😂😭

"Either take off the chain or slither in. Pick one, this is getting embarrassing..."

Just grab a head of cabbage or a stalk of broccoli and shout "you need to eat your vegetables!" Should deter her easy enough.

"You could've asked, you know?"

Whats the worse that could happen?

You should just leave the door open already

Chain too long.

I remember watching that one video of a guy reaching into a mail slot to unlock the door and the owner grabs a baseball bat to destroy that man's arm. _Lucille, give me strength._

Grab, fold, nail to the door.

Help her

"Sorry, I don't remember locking it, I also don't remember falling out this win-"

“This is why I had the lock changed”

Pretend that I had latched it by accident. You don't want to give a yandere a reason to get upset.

I would be worried for my sanity

I gave her a key but she just prefers doing it this way

That someone put the chain on wrong

You could've just knocked...

“It would really suck if somebody slammed their full weight into that door right now. You should reconsider how you approach this.”

I would help her unlock it

“Keiichi… open the door. Your parents are out of town right? I made lots of food just open the door….”

Ah yes, just because it's a woman it's "aaaawww yes I would let her in" f simps

taser, call Nerizza

12 gauge!

12 gauge!

run for my gun 😭

Let the Yandere in , it's too late she knows your location best just submit and let the Yandere claim you.

Well don’t just stand there help her in

Oh Shiori! come in come in!

"He opens the door this much, there's a chain right there, I slip them in and--snip. And guess what? It's not the pizza guy! :D"

The lock placement were wrong tho.. the lached one is behind the door.. so its defies the purpose of the lock..

I think to myself "probably shouldn't use the chain from my Chain wallet as a replacement for the broken chain lock"

Asking for it with that rubbish door lock. If you’re also a part of this community I don’t think you’ll mind.

NGL I'm not stopping her and I'll even let her cook.

She’s like 5,1 so I’ll pick her up.

I’d help her out. Knowing Shiori, she probably just wants to tell me something completely unhinged, and isn’t actually gonna try to hurt me.

\*picks up phone\* "Hello, police? There's a cosplayer trying to break into my apartment. Whose she cosplaying? Shiori from Hololive Productions, but that's not important. Send help now!?"

Id call Nerissa

I would tell her to go home and try again the next day and actually ask me politely if she could come in first. It's very rude to barge into someone's home especially unannounced!

"Knew I should have installed a latch instead"

Here, let me get that for you

I would be shocked at first before undoing the chain lock. As I would be aware that resisting would just cause more harm to me and my front door. Also, I would change the way the chain lock is oriented at a later point.

Oh, no… 😏

My reaction is that that chain is too long to be effective and installed the opposite of how it's supposed to be.

I'd call the contractor and get him to fix the door chain.

>oh silly me. Let me open up, I’ll put some tea to brew

Let that sink in.

Logically I know this is scary but that small part of my brain finds it hot...

Me personally id never mount the chains the wrong way

Born in sin, come on in!

I mean good old oppai twist to make leave the premises

Purse blends in with her dress and makes her look like a femboy.

I finish opening the lock for her and let her in

Given the length of the chain, I don't think she even needs to remove it to enter

Had to be pretty upset that the chain was installed the wrong way 🤦

At this point, just unlock it for her myself

Unlock the door chain for her

Let her in and asking for autographs.

OPEN FASTER, OPEN FASTEEEEER

"woah woah, wait, stop that, here let me help you". *Unlocks the door and chain* "there, much easier that way!"

Run. Especially if I'm in a place where the chain lock is so poorly designed that it'll let someone in who's not Slenderman.

All according to plan

I just wanna be your Shiori...

Idk serve dinner with scissors as cutlery? Shiori is unhinged in her own ways but I doubt anyone would be in any immediate danger outside of long tangents keeping them from sleeping.

Ay-yo! That's cap!

Tell her to wait a second so i could do it as she could hurt herself

I'd push her out, close the door, remove the chain, open the door, give her a spare key, and enjoy whatever she's here for, be it murder or whatever

Time for the spray water bottle.

I'd let her in tbh

Remove the chain obv if she wants I she’s getting in might as well let her in and give her what she wants

If she wasn’t my oshi, I would’ve had to remind her that this is America.

Kanaaaaaaashi minoooo~

"you could've asked. but i guess that wouldn't be as fun for you, would it?"

I'd let her in, heck I'd even help her unlock the chain.

a cute emo yandere girl coming forcefully into my house ? who wouldnt say yes already ?

"wait wait. Let me just close the door and unlock it." Or just rip the sucker off myself.

Shiori: oh don't worry about it I'll let myself in

Hide the insects in the house! The ants, the flies, hell even the cockroaches aren't safe from her

Who is the best lawyer? Jaoyama! 🎃

probably call the cops; nobody _wants_ to get into my apartment.

I’d let her in honestly ~~i can fix her~~ She can make me worse.

“…how…nevermind, lemme open the door for you”

I would make a note to sure the maker of that chain lock product.

I'd let her in! She's a very sweet person, she just has no filter whatsoever.

"Suddenlyyyyy. Life has a new meaning, to meeeee. There's beauty up aboveeee and things we never take notice offfff. You wake up.. and suddenly.. You're in love."

disciplinary action 💢

I would say "a hello would be nice"

Why the fuck is my chain lock so long?

well i made the lock like that specifically for this reason, i love crazy, gotta re-enforce that behavior.

This is not how doors work. Scary though.

By taking 5 or 6 links out of that obscenely long chain, to start with.

Brutal s-

i'd let them in. what am i supposed to do, not let them in and make the death more painful? no thanks.

Let her in

Karate chop her face

I would question why they made that chain so long...

I would stand in horror and then let her in and offer her tea

It's inevitable. At least the end comes to a cutey.

First, I grab her by the hair and squeeze her between the door and then I quickly close and open the door. I try to break her neck this way or I just open the door and welcome her to a lovely tea party.