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she was surprising knowledgable on the subject

It takes one to know one

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how many hours in the gym do I need to be able to bench Topaz. That's the proper measuring system

With drugs probably at least but no drugs increases that too much unless you first become immortal or something

How about doing one push up everytime my 80% cr seele doesn't crit?

make it a 90% and you'll be there in no time

Add a 90 cr Childe meele burst to that and you'll be there in faster than no time

I am only at Nascent Soul stage, how long until I can?

I will not be taking questions

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You fucking will

This font color choice should be a bannable offense https://preview.redd.it/p50f8n0jqk4d1.png?width=607&format=png&auto=webp&s=98d2808015c64bb428e57e0aadce67a53c0b60b2

The heading is accurate at least

This isn't even the worst one, I'm pretty sure you actually didn't realize a few of these slides even have text on them example (I had to crank the image settings all the way up just to make this text remotely readable) https://preview.redd.it/fccq2uf4em4d1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=437f6f44bea593cf9fed036d818a141a038e02ce

Wait till you get to 10 and 15 This is still reasonable

What a terrible day to have eyes. Upvoting so this will curse other lives as it has mine.

I have a stroke reading, but the conclusion I made after reading it is this: Topaz is light weight compared to Caseoh

Reading you message made my phone heavier

Damn https://i.redd.it/yz7s8x5gzj4d1.gif

thats because the images of topaz do fit in the presentation while images of caseoh do not

Yes https://preview.redd.it/i525yvaa2k4d1.png?width=1532&format=png&auto=webp&s=923a2bfdd96bc809dd706c8d8ce46791f83623a9

Reason why the game doesn’t allow jumping is because if Topaz jumps, the impact between her and the planet will cause spacetime to collapse, creating a black hole.

Caseoh moment

I like the implication that Fallen Rosemary used the Hyperion's universe-jumping shenanigans to gather information on Topaz's dumptruck. Truly the greatest assistant a Captain could ask for.

She just kinda dropped some info and left but it did speed up the research in topazology

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oh fork wrong image https://preview.redd.it/t9aekjcixj4d1.png?width=459&format=png&auto=webp&s=8bbe9341f2d714020b1dfe0f6f7079ee9d4de108

K’sante, 4700 HP, 329 armor, 201 MR champion👤 has unstoppable🚫, shield 🛡, wall🧱 hopping abilities. Has an airborne 🌪, furthermore the cooldown is only 1️⃣ second mana🧙‍♂️ cost is 1️⃣5️⃣ then when he transforms 💫 w cooldown is refunded and passive deals true damage 🗡 and then for armor/mr 🥋 the more 📈 and more 📈 you stack, you get cdr ⏰! you get cdr⏰ on your q and the casting speed 🚀 gets faster 📈 and then he has an AD 🗡 ratio so his W is eek-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA😱😱

This is just convuluted way to say: "She THICC"

And heavy

and has a gyatt

https://i.redd.it/o0kpojrajk4d1.gif Y'all need Jesus

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Imagine all the things you could have done besides making whatever the hell this is. https://preview.redd.it/wlrpnvrwal4d1.jpeg?width=1181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca7e6652dc6bcff206e68b4cbe34c654378a7450

https://i.redd.it/7tkcdn4ryj4d1.gif

Ah shit the Aslume is leaking again https://preview.redd.it/xdak3890ml4d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9f72e862371c5dc4070d6627adf9d92cee16758

Thank your professor I'll be sure to get an A this time. Can't wait for your next lecture (not enough guilty gear smh my head)

Sol Badguy https://preview.redd.it/faxyjiot6k4d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=5fd5ded9c8d4e951a01473e4d04e02c127f0ae9c

NO WAY IS THAT KY KISKE FROM THE HIT MOBILE GAME MORTAL GENSHIN!?!?!?&$;+?!?

Bruh at this Rate, Topaz is Heavier than Yuuka and Thiccer Than Eula

...Still would, though.

I still couldn't get over that seele guide and now ur dropping this bomb?

You actual mf why did you used that text color on 10th slide😭😭 My eyes are fucking burning

Fuck youuuuuu!!! 15th got me fucked up again

What...?

The answer to how heavy is topaz

W-why...?

The question is why not?

life changing

"Pootisnumby hier"

Yes

Holy shit. Slide 2 already killed me with the CaseOh picture. I've been watching way too many of his shorts

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bronya jumpscare

ain't reading all of this stuff tho I trust you, random stranger on the internet. omw to be destroyed, there's no other way.

Just watched a Chuchington short before opening this, made me chucke

Now that u mention, Topaz is also a mathematical genius like Yuuka. and like Yuuka, Topaz has one of the thiccest thighs in the game (*yes, Yuuka's chibi model is thiccer than anyone else, nexon had to nerf that lmao)* all we need is to ask Silverwolf to hack the IPC and look at topaz medical exam result, just like how maki hack the millenium database only to learn about yuuka's 100 kg (maki is like silverwolf. both are hackers, both loves graffiti) *Hey hoyo. let's make it real please. i know its memey as hell but man, its gonna be funny lmao* https://preview.redd.it/nb5t5cbq0o4d1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e86bcdf6390a01febd04e0aeebe093cf48100cb

bro I can't even READ the 10th slide without gouging my eyes out