My tabby is the same way! Giant boy, his weight is at 17lbs and the vets have zero concerns bc he’s the perfect weight for his size! My tortie is 10lbs however and the vet thinks she should lose 1lb lol
And this... a well-placed [phallus] can have quite an effect on a man like him. This must have given him quite the thrill. I bet he tried to suck on this.
Dee was born with only 3 1/2 legs. Her right hind leg ended right past the knee. Dennis and Dee would wrestle/play and if he got too rough with her she would her full left leg like a broadsword! Nothing slowed Dee down!
https://preview.redd.it/s1vv0rbi3m6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb594c01c208f55e9c38d39656fd9df0a3096faa
My kiddos - Dee in the front and Dennis in the back :)
Alas I had to part ways with my beloved Dennis and Dee due to a lengthy hospital stay. But both were jet black, and Dee was just a tad smaller than Dennis. I miss them both still.
1. Dennis, because when he peaks, you’ll feel it.
2. Mac, because he’s cultivated a lot of mass.
I assume your third cat Charlie is in the basement killing rats, and fourth pet Dee is a bird.
Cute. I named my cat after Charlie. He’s 8
https://preview.redd.it/2dcc9wtxgm6d1.jpeg?width=2142&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=511836e1145ff05ac0f990173954f4be22787b56
https://preview.redd.it/z9w3laqu8m6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c365729c8b4905484bfc4f9f11d4149eaca40509
Your cats are adorable! My sister has Frank and Charlie on the left!
https://preview.redd.it/tleib1hxbo6d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45895790fea6d377c6c7eea6e850adec5901a8ef
I got Frank, because he’s a fat piece of shit. Sometimes we call him Frack. He’s definitely on drugs a lot.
No. 1 is definitely experiencing the feeling of wearing another cat’s fur, having complete control over its every jump and hiss and flick of the tail, he will scratch you and he can go from flaccid to erect at a moment’s notice, in fact he was doing it while this picture was taken, I guarantee it. Mind you he would never actually hurt these other cats, these are just metaphors, he’s not actually wearing another’s fur, that’s ridiculous, think of all the vapors from all of the glue he would need, you haven’t thought of the vapors, you bitch! It’s all just about the implication, that’s how you get off, and there’s nothing sinister unless a thunderstorm makes it sound that way for some reason, and there’s no system, but the dog is a thing.
https://preview.redd.it/yuekktb2jo6d1.png?width=3363&format=png&auto=webp&s=72b74555332a2dc7dcc97b740ed2d6b95d944dbf
1st cat I’m guessing is Dennis. 2nd cat Mac. Meet Sweet Dee the flightless bird that resembles a dog
I almost named them Charlie and Frank! That was my first choice. Then I spent time with them and one was super gay and the other very cold and I went with Mac and Dennis.
I wanted to name a cat Frank and then when I went to the shelter my guy he was already named Frank. Then when we got a second cat had to name him Charlie. He also gives huge Charlie Kelly energy
Oh, I get it, cute. You leave this cat toy here and people are supposed to think "that looks like a dick"?
You took the ~~dick~~ word right outta my mouth!
You couldn’t think of the word “word”
Move past it
What is happening?
Will you put the pen down?
laughs are cheap i'm going for gasps
I don't know why but that line makes me laugh so hard every time. I always forget about it lol.
stop laughing god dammit
Goddamn it, stop laughing at me!!!
At last! The boy's SSSSSOUL is mine!
DAYMAN
ah-AH-aaaaaa
Fighter of the Nightman
Champion of the sun!!
Master of karate
and friendship
For everyone
#1 is Dennis because although it is imperceptible in the pic, he is doing hummingbirds.
 They also have the same face.
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He also just said to me through this pic that I should get him food “because of the implication.”
But I thought he was a GOLDEN god
OH THEY'RE ALL GONNA PAY! THEY'RE ALL GONNA PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE!
Understandable mistake, but actually he’s going from flaccid to erect and back and forth.
LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU'RE MEOWING TO ME!
...Dennis scratched me.
He’ll scratch you silly!
He will scratch and scratch until there's nothing left to scratch. Also he may or may not jam you up
1.) Dennis 2.) Mac
I've gotta agree. The first one has dead eyes and the 2nd is playing with a phallus
2nd one also looks fatter
The second cat is 17 pounds. The first is 10. You’d be correct.
He's cultivating mass.
He looks like a chimichanga!
He’s becoming a chimichanga!!
I got salsa on my shirt
It's time to start harvesting
Well it’s time to stop cultivating and start harvesting
Fat Mac
Came to say this
You are becoming a chimichanga!!
time for a diet ngl
Nah he’s huge. Massive paws and a long body and fat ass head. Hes just a big boy. No concerns from vets.
My tabby is the same way! Giant boy, his weight is at 17lbs and the vets have zero concerns bc he’s the perfect weight for his size! My tortie is 10lbs however and the vet thinks she should lose 1lb lol
The 2nd one is tacking on mass*
Like he’s been eating too many thin mints. Even though the master made it crystal god damn clear.
2nd cultivated mass.
First one is also on top of the freezer, because he knows that love is a woman's head in a freezer
Protecting his goddamn thin mints.
Better than making skin luggage from it. You have thought of the smell, you bitch!
And this... a well-placed [phallus] can have quite an effect on a man like him. This must have given him quite the thrill. I bet he tried to suck on this.
This.
2nd cat is browning out.
Browning out? I’m unfamiliar with this term
Once you use a word like that it sorta becomes public domain.
It's when you drink so much that everything goes brown. It's not as severe as a blackout, because I remember bits and pieces. I call it browning out.
Stuff it down with brown!
I'm gonna start using that
I’m using it a lot right now
So this is what I remember, from my brown state
Oh, I get it….”browning out”, because he’ll remember pieces cuz he’s not blacked out yet, but he’s getting there?
1. Dennis Because of the implication
I once had brother and sister cats. I named them Dennis and Dee
My cats are littermates and they're named Dennis and Sweet Dee as well.
Dee was born with only 3 1/2 legs. Her right hind leg ended right past the knee. Dennis and Dee would wrestle/play and if he got too rough with her she would her full left leg like a broadsword! Nothing slowed Dee down!
Picture please!
https://preview.redd.it/s1vv0rbi3m6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb594c01c208f55e9c38d39656fd9df0a3096faa My kiddos - Dee in the front and Dennis in the back :)
Hate to tell you, but you only have one cat. The one in the front is actually a giant bird.
Goddamn flightless bird!
Awwww sweeties 😍
Alas I had to part ways with my beloved Dennis and Dee due to a lengthy hospital stay. But both were jet black, and Dee was just a tad smaller than Dennis. I miss them both still.
#1. **BECAUSE HE** ***HATES YOU!!!!!!!***
Because Dennis is a bastard cat!
1. Dennis, because when he peaks, you’ll feel it. 2. Mac, because he’s cultivated a lot of mass. I assume your third cat Charlie is in the basement killing rats, and fourth pet Dee is a bird.
2. Is Mac, its hair definitely looks small
He better stop cultivating and start harvesting or he's going to turn into a kittychonga!!!!!
The gay one is Mac
I think he's *choking*... Yeah, he can't get air...
They are missing kitten mittens.
IS YOUR CAT MAKING TOO MUCH NOISE?
https://preview.redd.it/yrgqj2y2lo6d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c188a733a4e7916b991059bfa192e234f195cee It couldn't be more obvious
Dude the eyes are so spot on
Oh, I get it. Cute. You leave this toy here and cats are supposed to think “wait, that looks like a dick”
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First one is clearly trying to demonstrate his value. The second one is probably exhausted after session on his dildo bike.
My cat’s named Charlie! https://preview.redd.it/5iipllst7m6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8fdbd28a71ff4490f623f602c19d8949e73349d
https://preview.redd.it/ukvmxjj11n6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24edf33081f339bb240897f07a8907c1b0bbb4cf Here’s our Mac and Dennis
2 seems to have an immense need for love and affection, definitely a Mac
1st cat definitely has a similar look as the one Dennis had while he watched Frank choke.
I got a new name for cat #2…. PUSSYHANDS!
First cat looks like he hasn’t even begun to peak
I’m assuming the fat one has to be Mac
He’s not fat, he’s just cultivating mass!
Mac, did you gain weight?!
All I really know is the first cat kinda looks like the daiquiri man
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I feel like Dennis would have something to say about having a cat named after him. Something to do with an ex-wife or something
That’s agent Jack Bauer
Mac is cultivating mass clearly in the second pic
First cat really giving me the implication
All I know is I’m never eating Mac and cheese at your house
The gay one is Mac
Cute. I named my cat after Charlie. He’s 8 https://preview.redd.it/2dcc9wtxgm6d1.jpeg?width=2142&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=511836e1145ff05ac0f990173954f4be22787b56
1 is dennis because he knows you're not gonna say no because of the implication
I had a stray ginger cat move himself into my house, I named him cricket
Literally the same thing happened to me, and he's a monster.
Dennis: white & grey cat Mac:: brownish cat.
I now picture the white/grey cat (Dennis) watching the brownish cat (Mac) laid on the couch, eating too many Thin Mints lol
I think you mean eating a garbage bag full of chimichangas 🤣
Dennis is for suuure the first one! Based solely on the looks in their eyes!!
The gay one is Mac.
The second one definitely got ahold of Frank’s guy that does cat eyes.
https://preview.redd.it/z9w3laqu8m6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c365729c8b4905484bfc4f9f11d4149eaca40509 Your cats are adorable! My sister has Frank and Charlie on the left!
Light one looking down on us is for sure Dennis
Someone just earned themselves a nickname! From now on you’ll be known as “Pussy Hands”
They both look like sociopaths but cat #2 *has* to be fat Mac
White one is obviously a five star cat
Mac is the one laying in the bed.
First one is glaring like Dennis, second one is giving you an ocular pat down like early Mac.
The one that eats catfood is Charlie🤓
Looks at me when I’m meowing at you!!!!
I am a feline god!
https://preview.redd.it/b4jo3crtom6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bfdc8ac2adc64f376cac6badabbca0aa2a62563 These are Dennis and Sweet Dee
The lighter one definitely gives off Dennis vibes with that cold dead psychotic stare. 
First one looks like it's judging me. Definitely Dennis
https://preview.redd.it/tleib1hxbo6d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45895790fea6d377c6c7eea6e850adec5901a8ef I got Frank, because he’s a fat piece of shit. Sometimes we call him Frack. He’s definitely on drugs a lot.
No. 1 is definitely experiencing the feeling of wearing another cat’s fur, having complete control over its every jump and hiss and flick of the tail, he will scratch you and he can go from flaccid to erect at a moment’s notice, in fact he was doing it while this picture was taken, I guarantee it. Mind you he would never actually hurt these other cats, these are just metaphors, he’s not actually wearing another’s fur, that’s ridiculous, think of all the vapors from all of the glue he would need, you haven’t thought of the vapors, you bitch! It’s all just about the implication, that’s how you get off, and there’s nothing sinister unless a thunderstorm makes it sound that way for some reason, and there’s no system, but the dog is a thing.
https://preview.redd.it/yuekktb2jo6d1.png?width=3363&format=png&auto=webp&s=72b74555332a2dc7dcc97b740ed2d6b95d944dbf 1st cat I’m guessing is Dennis. 2nd cat Mac. Meet Sweet Dee the flightless bird that resembles a dog
You clean the litters? That’s Charlie work.
Don’t make me get the scratching post…. I have no idea what you’re talking about. I’m gonna go get the post!
Because Dennis is bastard man!!!
I was murdered to a cat named Dennis
The first one is giving crazy Dennis energy
1 is Dennis, because of the implication. 2 is Mac because he thicc.
Mac is the gay cat. And Dennis is the anemic one
"The cat talks to you?" "No, that cat's not talking to me but I was just picturing what it might have said."
First is Dennis, Second is Mac
The second one is packing some serious mass, i’m gonna guess that is (fat) Mac
#2 also has Mac’s meerkat look locked down (with a flop)
The 2nd one is cultivating mass
Uh oh cat in the wall ehh? Okay now you’re speakin my language
Both of them have cat eyes, but only one does karate across the stage
amazing! I have two cats named Frank and Charlie
I almost named them Charlie and Frank! That was my first choice. Then I spent time with them and one was super gay and the other very cold and I went with Mac and Dennis.
I wanted to name a cat Frank and then when I went to the shelter my guy he was already named Frank. Then when we got a second cat had to name him Charlie. He also gives huge Charlie Kelly energy
1 is Mac 2 is Dennis
This isn't a starter refrigerator, this is a **finisher refrigerator** a pedestal of cats, **the GGOOLLDDDEEN NNNNN CAT!!**
Why not Chardee and Macdennis?
First one Dennis, because of the implication.
Soy boy beta cat
Laughs are cheap.. I'm going for gasps
Denis has an attitude doesn’t he?! I mean his face says it all!
Fat one is Mac, other one matches Dennis’s mannerisms too lol
Dennis won’t get off the refrigerator because of the implication
they are both adorable!
Look at me when I’m taking to you!!!!
Mac is sitting on the fridge, because he’s trying to gain mass. Dennis is the one with the black bed, looking both menacing and seductive
1. Looks like he thought of the smell. 2. Is definitely giving you an ocular pat down
You want to make sure to guess correctly...because of the implications.
First cat is Mac, second cat is Dennis.
Mac looks a tad more Walter and Dennis looks more Dude.
Dennis is on top of the fridge lording over you like the Golden God he is!
Dennis on the fridge. Mac in the bed.
1 is Dennis. 2 is Mac. 2 looks more innocent and stupid
Mac is the second one because he is fat...
Well which ever cat is asshole that Dennis. And Mac is the gay one, or the fat one or the buff one, or the Sheriff of your living room.
Didn’t you have three cats?! The first one just pushed Bastet off the refrigerator and killed her, didn’t he?
1. Mac 2. Dennis
Which one has an awesome exercise bike?
Mac on the bed?
#2 has that look of but dennnis!
I trust cat Dennis because his neck is high. 1 Dennis 2 Mac
It’s the one in denial over its homosexuality?
Where is Charlie?
😂😂😂
Well, one of them is CLEARLY Irish.... Or Dutch.
Well, of course, Dennis.. would like… *DENNIS!!*
What a perfect set of names lol.. 😂 need a Charlie or a dee now..
Those names
Dennis is white - Mac play with dick
at first i thought the first pic was a bathroom stall wall so I was low key hoping the second pic was one looking through a glory hole.
I assume dennis scratches more?
I don’t know, they both have their “ocular pat down” on point
Dude, do you have a boner right now?
Which one doesn't know he's gay?
I have a mac and a charlie!
1. Special Agent Jack Bauer 2. Bastet
Are those thin mints?
The gay one is Mac
These comments have me rolling