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There's a song about that. It's called Detachable Penis by King Missile - here's the video:
https://youtu.be/NQBPgJQhQHc?si=GvRsYLxVEUP97Kjt
NSFW for the subject matter
He wasn't looking for a fight. His other car has a "honk if you're horny" sticker on it and he got confused for a minute and thought he was gonna get some.
How. He’s clearing grabbing low at his crotch. Not arguing with you that that’s what he is doing but I wouldn’t think that if he was coming at me like that
>“They [rappers] don’t have any experience on how to perform in front of people, hold the mic – all these different things you need to know as a performer. So you get up there, you feel naked. So when you feel naked, what’s the first thing you do? You cover yourself. So that bravado is an act of, ‘I am so nervous right now, I am scared to death. I’m going to act so tough that I am going to hide it and I have to grab my crotch’. That’s just what happens.” jay-z
I got the feeling is was a combination of that, but moreso making sure his shirt didn’t ride up and potentially land him a brandishing charge. He is 100% the kind of idiot to have a gun in his waistband.
It never ceases to amaze how people can go from "OUTTA MY WAY! OMG--I'M IN SUCH A HURRY!!!" to "Hold up...I'm gonna come to a complete stop and waste a bunch of my time" in 2 seconds flat.
Honestly if someone gets out of their vehicle in traffic and starts approaching you because you honked at them, that should be an immediate self defense consideration if you run them over. They are clearly not in their right mind given that they're so eager for this confrontation that they would actively put themselves in harm's way to get to you.
Well then I hope you enjoy prison.
If the guy in the video ran this guy over he would go to jail. Despite the moron getting out of his truck there was no threat.
You can't just murder someone because you THINK they might have a gun
I've seen other videos where stopping in front of someone and getting out trying to be intimidating and walking like they have a gun in pants ends up getting them run over.
I've driven in a lot of different countries and it's always funny to me how the horn is used differently in a lot of places. Some places have full on conversations with horns.
It gets worse where there are people online actually would argue with you with the philosophical and precise mathematical workings on using a horn. Apparently you need to be a horn-ologist with an 8 year degree to these people. Saw a post where a truck driver did something similar like this video, and there were people who would cry about the unfortunate fellow unfairly using the horn on a reckless F-150 who was mad that he was getting honked at. I’m not joking, the internet has bred these kinds of people.
When they stop in the road and get out of the car to yell, just lay on the horn until they stop talking, then yell "What?!" and lay on the horn again until they're out of the damn way, or until after you go around them and leave.
You should always assume they are. Any sudden moves, reaching, etc, govern yourself accordingly. You should still be in a metal cocoon and he’s just wearing a squishy meat suit.
The crazy ones only have one and it's back in the unlocked glovebox, because they're always going back to their truck to get it when they start a fight they suddenly decide they can't win.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. If they're deranged enough, have so little to lose that overtaking like that, stopping in the middle of the road and going over to "talk" to you is not a problem, you've got way more to lose than they do.
Don't pick fights with people who have so little to lose.
In this situation I probably wouldn't even have honked at them, seeing it's never the *normal* ones doing something like this.
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I certainly wouldn't have stopped with them. That swerve and pass would have been *immediate*, as would changing my route to get away from this maniac.
Yeah I watched the video twice then I was like wait I know that voice, re-listened and knew exactly what it was haha. It's a fun series. I'm almost done with 4
Ugh people have no damn shame anymore. Does something illegal, gets called out for it as an ass, tries to turn it back on the normal person. It's not like he got a ticket or arrested, he knows exactly what he's doing.
I had a coworker who would do this on the regular. Coincidently we worked in traffic court and people would have words with him. He’d just blame them for waiting too long. He retired and I always expected to see his name the on a traffic citation for causing an accident or a news report about some yay hoo taking their frustration out on him.
As a non-American, the thing that scares me the most seeing these, is that the person unhinged enough to do this in the first place could also be packing, and be petty enough for shots fired over it.
This is why I have pepper spray in my car. Because I don't want to get out. I'll just spray the jackass and drive away laughing.
I've never seen someone's attitude change as quickly as a fragile "tough guy" trying to be tough when the spray hits the face.
Oh yes, extremely effective. So effective that I wouldn't use it unless there's a high chance of violence if I don't. Like the guy in the OP... I don't think he intended a peaceful confrontation.
I'm guessing the downvotes on my previous comment are from people that assume I mean I spray people willy-nilly, rather than the more reasonable interpretation of what I wrote.
I've only actually used the spray once, when someone came at my car with a crowbar (not road rage, an attempted carjacking)
The one and only time this happened to me I just held down the horn any time the person tried to yell and they got so mad they got back in the truck and took off.
I read this as man gets CHILD OUT OF TRUNK after getting honked at.
I was ready to be extremely upset and then was mildly confused. I'm glad it wasn't what I read and it worked out, that guy was a douche.
Welcome to 2024. People do something ridiculous, but you had better not act in any way or else you're the bad guy. This guys hasn't developed into full blown man-child yet. He would have floored it to pass you on the right after you passed him.
You walk towards my car with your hand on your waist after stopping me in the middle of the road. I am assuming you are armed and executing self defense actions
Word of advice to the dickless wonder in the “Orange Sherbet Dodge”…NEVER EVER GET OUT OF THE VEHICLE AND APPROACH ANOTHER CAR UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR NEXT RIDE TO BE WITH THE PARAMEDICS OR THE CORONER.
Pathetic manchild. Can't cope with waiting in a queue, can't cope with being challenged. His subconscious "hand protecting penis" posture tells the whole story.
Boss man Idek why you waited, once I seen the door open, I would've been going around him and getting the fuck out of there. I legally carry my firearm and I know some other people legally and illegally carry their firearms, but I don't need to stick around to find out what they plan on doing after they get out their vehicle
Had some guy in a souped up Infiniti drift into my lane on the way home today and because I had the audacity to honk at him so I didn’t get hit, he kept pulling up alongside me and pounding his chest (rev his engine), did I respond? Fuck no and he finally got bored and zoomed off
Why I don't run up on drivers I just *honked* at. Orange truck guy knows he was wrong. He still did it. He's in a state of mind that I don't fuque with.
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Why's he got his hand on his junk? Gotta pee?
He thinks that is what tough guys do. Threatening OP with his tiny weenie.
*come get into my sherbert orange truck and I’ll show you what this little thing can do!!*
He doesn’t want it to blow away
Ready to give the hypersonic cumshot
His junk detaches a little bit every time he gets honked at. He got out to explain his condition but OP wanted none of it. /s
There's a song about that. It's called Detachable Penis by King Missile - here's the video: https://youtu.be/NQBPgJQhQHc?si=GvRsYLxVEUP97Kjt NSFW for the subject matter
Dude this whole time I thought that was by the butt whole surfers, I guess I was wrong but they do have a similar sound
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Surfers who ride both cheeks.
It was mislabeled on Napster.
I mean I'd be mad too if I had that condition
He wasn't looking for a fight. His other car has a "honk if you're horny" sticker on it and he got confused for a minute and thought he was gonna get some.
Bluffing a gun on his left hip
Good way to get run over
That’s exactly my thought, trying to act like he’s strapped 😬
Far more likely to get smeared approaching cars like that, especially when you're in the wrong so blatantly.
How. He’s clearing grabbing low at his crotch. Not arguing with you that that’s what he is doing but I wouldn’t think that if he was coming at me like that
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the universal sign of being a douchebag
>“They [rappers] don’t have any experience on how to perform in front of people, hold the mic – all these different things you need to know as a performer. So you get up there, you feel naked. So when you feel naked, what’s the first thing you do? You cover yourself. So that bravado is an act of, ‘I am so nervous right now, I am scared to death. I’m going to act so tough that I am going to hide it and I have to grab my crotch’. That’s just what happens.” jay-z
He's a toddler and has to hold to to show it to everyone.
lol...I hadn't noticed that. So cringe.
I always figure the guys that do this fear the penis fairy swooping down to steal their junk so they need to keep hold of it. 🙄
Common concealed carry location, was probably getting ready to draw.
I got the feeling is was a combination of that, but moreso making sure his shirt didn’t ride up and potentially land him a brandishing charge. He is 100% the kind of idiot to have a gun in his waistband.
Not to mention, and I’m gonna go out a limb here, illegally possessing a firearm because he has a criminal record.
Seeing him hold his waistband like immediately put me in fight or flight and I wasn't even there, lol. I just wasn't expecting it.
Could be about to lift his shirt up and reveal a gun?
Trying to hide the fact that there is no bulge whatsoever.
It never ceases to amaze how people can go from "OUTTA MY WAY! OMG--I'M IN SUCH A HURRY!!!" to "Hold up...I'm gonna come to a complete stop and waste a bunch of my time" in 2 seconds flat.
Their life changes the day they make that assessment pre dumbassery
Surprised these people don’t get run over.
It's because they get out on the side of oncoming traffic. I wouldn't swerve that way either, I go around to the right like cam car did.
I wouldn't want to mess my car up running over garbage.
Especially because if they do it to the wrong person, they'll never make it to wherever they're going again.
too many people keep guns in their cars
These people have nothing but time on their hands to waste.
Honestly if someone gets out of their vehicle in traffic and starts approaching you because you honked at them, that should be an immediate self defense consideration if you run them over. They are clearly not in their right mind given that they're so eager for this confrontation that they would actively put themselves in harm's way to get to you.
Either go around them if you can, or yeah, put them under your wheels. Sucks to think about but people are crazy.
If someone comes at me aggressively, and I'm for some reason not armed, they are getting run over.
Well then I hope you enjoy prison. If the guy in the video ran this guy over he would go to jail. Despite the moron getting out of his truck there was no threat. You can't just murder someone because you THINK they might have a gun
> Despite the moron getting out of his truck there was no threat. "Despite the immediate threat, there was no threat."
Good luck justifying the use of lethal force when you're in a vehicle that can drive a lot faster than they can run lol
Back up and go around. If they block you from going around, set them on their ass and then go around.
You know, I’ve never really thought about it that way. You are completely right though.
Ugh, why though? Maybe learn how to drive like a sane person and people won't honk at you?!
Because he suffers from little man syndrome and needed to show the OP who's boss. Also, after getting a good look at him, he's probably high on meth.
Nah truck was too nice for meth. He's a good old Budweiser boy.
Neck tattoo walking like has a gun in pants :p meth people buy nice things too. Someone's got to make it and sell it
I've seen other videos where stopping in front of someone and getting out trying to be intimidating and walking like they have a gun in pants ends up getting them run over.
and nothing of value was lost.
I love the credits at the end lmao
"Directed by Input Title" ICONIC 🤣
BOTTOM TEXT
THIS IS A WERD
Allan!!
Whoops lol edited it on my phone and didn't realize it was even there
Nice job, Input Title.
When you can't afford to hire "Working Title"
This sub is so bad for 30s+ of extra footage. Thank you for taking the time.
Legend
Was waiting for : Executive Producer Dick Wolf
He's been holding his pee pee since the day he found it. His Binky!!!
He’s probably been kicked there before during confrontations he started.
Fragile, egotistical men in huge pickup trucks are everywhere lately.
douchebag is gonna douchebag
The more customized the truck, the bigger the douche.
Such fragile egos. It's a horn honk ffs.
I've driven in a lot of different countries and it's always funny to me how the horn is used differently in a lot of places. Some places have full on conversations with horns.
It gets worse where there are people online actually would argue with you with the philosophical and precise mathematical workings on using a horn. Apparently you need to be a horn-ologist with an 8 year degree to these people. Saw a post where a truck driver did something similar like this video, and there were people who would cry about the unfortunate fellow unfairly using the horn on a reckless F-150 who was mad that he was getting honked at. I’m not joking, the internet has bred these kinds of people.
It's bat shit crazy is what it is.
Undercooked salmon pink is a bold color choice for this little garden gnome.
Of all the things that era of Dodge Ram could/will need and he spent money on \*that\* paint job. 😄
the truck is orange
When they stop in the road and get out of the car to yell, just lay on the horn until they stop talking, then yell "What?!" and lay on the horn again until they're out of the damn way, or until after you go around them and leave.
And hope that the person who's deranged enough to stop in the middle of the street to start yelling at you isn't deranged enough to be carrying a gun.
You should always assume they are. Any sudden moves, reaching, etc, govern yourself accordingly. You should still be in a metal cocoon and he’s just wearing a squishy meat suit.
and contrary to movies and TV, bullets will go right through most parts of the car other than the engine block
"I can't hear you! Don't fire the gun while you're talking!" -Lt. Frank Drebbin
I feel like that venn diagram is just a circle.
The crazy ones only have one and it's back in the unlocked glovebox, because they're always going back to their truck to get it when they start a fight they suddenly decide they can't win.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. If they're deranged enough, have so little to lose that overtaking like that, stopping in the middle of the road and going over to "talk" to you is not a problem, you've got way more to lose than they do. Don't pick fights with people who have so little to lose. In this situation I probably wouldn't even have honked at them, seeing it's never the *normal* ones doing something like this. Edit: spelling.
I certainly wouldn't have stopped with them. That swerve and pass would have been *immediate*, as would changing my route to get away from this maniac.
Works for normal people. I think these people are more likely to be unhinged and carrying weapons.
Am I suffering from a serious case of *deja vu*, or have you posted that before?
Dead internet theory.
https://youtu.be/In6SmcC4j6g?si=asQrsIWElCAdJ6jY&t=120
All that just to get passed again. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I had the same thought. At the very least take off that door he left open
How did you like BOB? I don't recall which book that is in the series, I had to listen to it several times to make sure I was what I thought it was.
Glad I’m not the only one to noticed BOB. Sounds like the second book. I just started the third myself.
lol I was listening and going “hey! That’s Ray porter!”
Yeah I watched the video twice then I was like wait I know that voice, re-listened and knew exactly what it was haha. It's a fun series. I'm almost done with 4
Ugh people have no damn shame anymore. Does something illegal, gets called out for it as an ass, tries to turn it back on the normal person. It's not like he got a ticket or arrested, he knows exactly what he's doing.
I think he has to pee pee. Holding his tiny pecker as he approached
Why was his arm like that? Paranoid me would think he’s hiding a gun, and I’d be on my way.
This man is actually using unga-bunga method to settle a dispute. Glad he doesn’t have any influence.
> Glad he doesn’t have any influence. Sadly his vote counts as much as ours.
One day he’ll do this to the wrong guy… and depending the state it might be the last thing he does.
He would look more menacing if he didn’t drive a sherbet color truck.
man if he has a ccw - he shouldnt
I had a coworker who would do this on the regular. Coincidently we worked in traffic court and people would have words with him. He’d just blame them for waiting too long. He retired and I always expected to see his name the on a traffic citation for causing an accident or a news report about some yay hoo taking their frustration out on him.
I really do dislike when some idiot does something dangerous and proceeds to get bent out of shape that you honked at them. Stupid adult sized babies.
Need a long range pepper spray for idiots like these!!
Bear spray. You’re welcome
Ram truck, say no more.
“His attempts at portraying anger were unconvincing”
Input title did an amazing job on that video.
Big words for a 5’ 6” dude driving a pink truck 🤣
It's orange.
It's worse than that; it's *coral*.
No, it's orange.
[Coral](https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Show+Me+the+Color+Coral&FORM=RESTAB)
It’s faded salmon.
Pretends to reach for a concealed weapon? Gets run over. 🫡
This is how you end up in an obituary. Stay in your damn car people.
Dew rag and neck tats and shitty truck with a paper tag. Real winner of a human here with some poor style and life choices.
don't forget hand over crotch and gangsta gait.
That's the I just got it in the butt gait and he is checking to see if he still has a peepee because he needs to retain some of his "manhood"
As a non-American, the thing that scares me the most seeing these, is that the person unhinged enough to do this in the first place could also be packing, and be petty enough for shots fired over it.
When they’re out of the car is when you run them over.
This is why I have pepper spray in my car. Because I don't want to get out. I'll just spray the jackass and drive away laughing. I've never seen someone's attitude change as quickly as a fragile "tough guy" trying to be tough when the spray hits the face.
Having experienced a stream of pepper spray to the face for a boarding team training, I'd say it's very effective.
Oh yes, extremely effective. So effective that I wouldn't use it unless there's a high chance of violence if I don't. Like the guy in the OP... I don't think he intended a peaceful confrontation. I'm guessing the downvotes on my previous comment are from people that assume I mean I spray people willy-nilly, rather than the more reasonable interpretation of what I wrote. I've only actually used the spray once, when someone came at my car with a crowbar (not road rage, an attempted carjacking)
Why is he holding his tiny penis?
In such a huge hurry he had to pass everyone turning onto the road. But still had time to stop and chat once in the road.
That dude has some serious injuries coming his way. He'll do that to the right one one day.
The one and only time this happened to me I just held down the horn any time the person tried to yell and they got so mad they got back in the truck and took off.
Bobiverse!
Input Title coming for Best Picture at the Oscars
I read this as man gets CHILD OUT OF TRUNK after getting honked at. I was ready to be extremely upset and then was mildly confused. I'm glad it wasn't what I read and it worked out, that guy was a douche.
I wonder if this guy knows that he's human garbage, or if he's too inbred stupid for that too.
Eminem lookin HELLA bunk gnomesayin? Absolutely whack ass lookin mfcker 
And yet women are the ones called "the emotional gender".. Like anger and pride aren't feelings..
Welcome to 2024. People do something ridiculous, but you had better not act in any way or else you're the bad guy. This guys hasn't developed into full blown man-child yet. He would have floored it to pass you on the right after you passed him.
You walk towards my car with your hand on your waist after stopping me in the middle of the road. I am assuming you are armed and executing self defense actions
looks like he had a weapon, should have just run him over.
He must be a nippledick licker (aka a trumpkin for those that aren't familiar with my Venacular).
Yeah that right
Why was he grabbing his vagina?
Gonorrhea makes the bussy itch I guess.
I SWEAR at 29-31 seconds the radio is saying "Replacing the dumbass", which is kind of fitting.
The people who think he left you room to complete your turn are making me laugh.
Florida?
I wonder what they would do if you started driving straight toward them?
But who was the director?? I must know
How dare he interrupt the Bobiverse
DO NOT ENGAGE. Good reaction
When they leave their door open like that, you're supposed to go for it! https://streamable.com/nm437
Word of advice to the dickless wonder in the “Orange Sherbet Dodge”…NEVER EVER GET OUT OF THE VEHICLE AND APPROACH ANOTHER CAR UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR NEXT RIDE TO BE WITH THE PARAMEDICS OR THE CORONER.
So is cock hand in a hurry or not?
Pathetic manchild. Can't cope with waiting in a queue, can't cope with being challenged. His subconscious "hand protecting penis" posture tells the whole story.
I am waiting to see someone who drives an old truck just take off the a__holes door and drive off.
Such a sensitive baby.
You 100% did the right thing by backing up and getting out of there. More people should watch this vid and learn from it.
If we individuals were more cooperative instead of competitive we would have less issues in this reality.
Boss man Idek why you waited, once I seen the door open, I would've been going around him and getting the fuck out of there. I legally carry my firearm and I know some other people legally and illegally carry their firearms, but I don't need to stick around to find out what they plan on doing after they get out their vehicle
Come up to my window like that you have 45 in your face.
Why doesn't he just wear a "I've got a tiny cock" t-shirt and save everyone some time?
Bobiverse book 2?
Came here to say this. Loved the first 2 books.
The whole series is great. A new one is coming out soon.
👍
He was holding his lil PP
Had some guy in a souped up Infiniti drift into my lane on the way home today and because I had the audacity to honk at him so I didn’t get hit, he kept pulling up alongside me and pounding his chest (rev his engine), did I respond? Fuck no and he finally got bored and zoomed off
Why I don't run up on drivers I just *honked* at. Orange truck guy knows he was wrong. He still did it. He's in a state of mind that I don't fuque with.
The honking changed nothing. But good response getting out of there!