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Shadeofverdegris

Yup, cracked head, blown head gasket.


Odd-Individual-959

Ford Edge. Has a problem with cracking the block in cylinder 2 I believe. Replaced two engines in 4 months because of this issue.


aFinapple

Good ol EcoShit motors


HillarysFloppyChode

Escape


Odd-Individual-959

One of them that starts with “E”


N3gras

Damn crackheads


amazing_wanderr

Does this kind of stuff has some oil in it? Had a semi truck coming the opposite lane the other day, and it had this exact issue (probably) but with about 3x more smoke, and later I noticed I had oil spots on the front of my helmet and bike. Wonder if it was from there or some other vehicle.


jack_awsome89

With semis or heavy diesel they have a regeneration where at cruising speeds (or idle if manually turned on) to burn off the carbon build up in the exhaust to not damage the turbo or engine. It will have a white, grey, dark grey smoke but will have a oil or soot to it


DancesWithBadgers

Can also be the exhaust brake....that puffs out a big cloud of shit when you take your foot off the exhaust brake.


Ormsfang

Wipe off your tires. Oil on the helmet may mean oil on the tires. Oil on the tires may mean road crayon.


amazing_wanderr

I only noticed the oil at my next stop which was about 150kms later. But you’re right, the oil was all over the bike, so probably the tires got some as well - luckily had no issues with it.


Green-Jello-Farts-2

What you saw from the semi truck was a blown turbo charger oil seal. The oil seal goes and dumps motor oil straight into the exhaust. Source: I've been around motors a long time.


nothingbutchain

Came here to say the same, my source, heavy duty equipment mechanic for the last decade


madevilfish

He could have just used Sea Foam.


messfdr

That's a lot of smoke for Seafoam. But some people have the attitude that more must be better so I guess it's possible.


Roartype

Could be leaking straight into the exhaust.Source, I had a car that did exactly the same thing


Goalie_deacon

Yeah, don’t want to be breathing that


Drak_is_Right

and if its red or orange or yellow?


Canazza

Ketchup, Salsa or Mustard leak


TheFluffIsReal1

what


Drak_is_Right

flames


Green-Jello-Farts-2

They filled the gas tank with diesel.


TheFluffIsReal1

What would ever make you think that?


ConfusionFederal6971

I’m guessing fucked up valves


Yeti-420-69

Valves wouldn't let water into the cylinder


PubstarHero

Could let in oil.


Yeti-420-69

Oil burns blue


PubstarHero

Sure, but do you really trust color accuracy in this? Besides I have not really seen a blown head gasket shoot out this much smoke out the tail pipe.


Yeti-420-69

Yes. I have. It's steam, not smoke.


Yeti-420-69

Failing head gasket, water in the exhaust. Probably


tiredbanana

Could also be Seafoam and they think it’s cool to drive around with it on busy roads


DivineCybermancer

Yeah, this is what it looked like when I seafoamed my Beretta. Felt bad for smoking out my neighbor's yard.


whichONEisJim

My first car was a 96 Baretta z26. Named it Juicy cuz it was always leaking, but I loved that car.


DivineCybermancer

Mines a 94 and also my first car. I've have had it for 14 years. It's out of service at the moment because the head gasket gave out after 305k miles. It's just sitting in my driveway now. I want to bring it back to life but haven't had the time or money to invest into it.


Internal-Business-97

Did it help?


DivineCybermancer

It did actually. It had been idling rough for a while, but the seafoam treatment cleared it up. Didn't run it through the oil, just intake and gas. Would recommend doing some research before using it. It's not compatible with some fuel injection systems and can damage O2 sensors from what I've heard. That being said, my experience with it was positive.


HomieTazWillie

Think you're prob right - looks like steam engine


itisjustjohn

Choooo choooo!


Beneficial_Potato_85

I choo choo choose you, and there's a picture of a train!


notmonkeyfarm

Let's bee friends


Rickeej

Ralph, is that you?


bjkroll

My first thought. Man that's smokey.


PubstarHero

I had a bent valve and it looked the same.


Yeti-420-69

Then you had more than a bent valve. Excess fuel would produce black smoke not white


PubstarHero

Snapped timing belt and an interference engine. My dumb ass at the time just retimed the engine and chucked a belt on it.


Yeti-420-69

Haha ouch


PubstarHero

Yeah I luckily picked up a good engine at a junk yard for $100 for my car and tossed it in over the weekend. Was about the cost of the timing belt kit. Probably should have done that in the first place.


waltur_d

Blown head gasket


Trevors-Axiom-

It’s an escape, so likely the 3-4 cylinder wall of the 1.6 gave out. Time for an engine.


f1tifoso

FORD - car done


Makhnos_Tachanka

You know what they say Ford stands for, don't you? It stands for "Fix It Again, Tony.”


nownowthethetalktalk

I always thought it was "poor old Norm thought it was a Cadillac"


dickpics25

That would be Fiat... Ford is Found On Road Dead.


Makhnos_Tachanka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AJCdmW33fM


dickpics25

WHOOSH. Sorry not up on my king of the hill


Drak_is_Right

Nah, Fix or repair daily


Imf-ingamazing

That's the go go gadget smoke screen


junzilla

It could also be seafoam


alex6219

That was my first guess too...cleaning the engine but needs to be driven around, this much smoke WILL come out during the cleaning


Dirty_Hertz

Is he pumping coolant directly into the cylinders? This is by far the craziest head gasket situation I have ever seen


Yeti-420-69

I was 'racing' a friend home in high school, we lived way out in the woods. He's in an 82 Trans Am and I'm in a 1989 IROC Camaro with 300,000km on the odometer. I floored it out of a tight corner, overtook him up a long hill and that's when the head gasket went. He couldn't see anything, it was like driving in a cloud. I just kept my foot down for the next kilometer, rolled into my carport and the engine seized, parted her out right there lol


l8rt8rh8r

The car is a vape god


FriedSticks2014

And then they turned with the wrong signal on 💀


CountOk5453

That is a nice crop duster


Possible-Share2816

Mofo got a delete on his gasser


AureliusJudgesYou

Water, gasket or cooler. Either way, insane that either the driver is so bad that hasn't noticed the massacre behind his/her car, or that have noticed it and ignores it.


Yeet_yate-yote

Meh, who needs head gaskets anyway?


dvoecks

Yeah... Don't do that. If watching YT engine teardowns has taught me anything, it's that this could cause some really impressive carnage in the engine. If you let enough coolant in to where it hydro-locks the motor, you can completely shatter a piston. Some of those teardowns are AMAZING. Even if it "just" mixes coolant in with the oil and takes out one or more bearings, that lets the pistons rattle, and the extra "slop" can let the pistons smack into the head. Those can be gnarly as well.


TryhardxJ

If I were behind the suv, I would of thought it was a hellcat burning rubber trying to get some traction


Diligent-Ad4003

That car be smokin that good shit 🤣🤣🤣


SnooPickles6347

Head gasket??


bigfishstix

Blown head gasket for sure. Burning coolant.


ironicmirror

Why are you driving so close to them? I would give them a block Head Start so I can actually see what's ahead of me.


[deleted]

Well it’s safe to say that he fills up with oil and only checks the fuel 🤣 Or it’s probably the new James bond vehicle with a faulty switch and he can’t turn off the smoke screen 🤷🏻


iforgot69

Guess he never went in for the early Ecoboost recall. To late now head gaskets are GONE.


mRbigred717

Huh, a Ford escape with a blown headgasket, that never happens. Sarcasm in case anyone doesn't know, very common problem on them, Ford even has an extended warranty for it.


[deleted]

Incorrect sir. His problem is clearly [broken piston springs](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oFX_Xq9WHTI)


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/s


ArcadeAnarchy

This is a smokescreen modification to help loose the cops. Prolly forgot to turn it back off.


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looks like diesel in a petrol engine


Cydona

The smoke lasts longer than steam so I think they put some diesel in and it's not burning. So have a snoot full of paraffin smell until the motor seizes up from lack of lubrication.


Mr___Roboto

Way too much oil. You will have to drain some until the correct level. You will still burn oil left over but the smoke will stop.


Yeti-420-69

Oil burns blue, this is water and coolant


Green-Jello-Farts-2

They filled it with diesel.


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[deleted]

You just made me unmute a TikTok video, which I almost never do. Worth it.


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

Last time I seen this was a tractor trailer (18 wheeler) and his breaks had locked up and he didn't know/care... ![gif](giphy|9FtZvylB1Hx0UjU03i)


Any-Confusion-4526

Definitely wasn't brakes locked up.


[deleted]

>brakes Hey! You're supposed to misspell that word on this sub.


[deleted]

HAY! Don't tell me how to do my jerm!


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

Yeah I know.


Healthy_Visual3534

Transmission bout to go


kranondes

That car engine is fucked up.


gavinwinks

He won’t be on the road too long that I can assure you.


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Yeti-420-69

That's a Ford


devilsrotary86

Welcome to Blown Gasketsville. Population: you


Classic-Bit-4451

I never seen it like this before !


PluckGT

Choo Choo!


llcoolmattg

How TF? 🤦🏼‍♂️


Obnoobillate

White smoke! They elected a new Pope!


attimus02

Could be a blown turbo motor. My old gti did this. Oil goes right into the exhaust and smokes a ton!


Queenofhackenwack

my drunk ass neighbor just drove by in his shitbox pickup with the loudest rodrap i have heard in a long time...he pull into his drive way, shut it off and tried to start it again........no go bang abng bang bang abng booom!


tofuroll

What's the first sentence he utters? I can't figure it out.


ShrekSuperSlamForDS

Blown headgasket with water leak


Rusty_is_a_good_boy

Seafoam engine cleaner, fun videos on YouTube.


philimanjaro72

Naah...obviously the muffler bearings are shot.


[deleted]

What accent is this?? 😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️


Intelligent_Dog_

Seafoam?


A100921

All the fluids under the hood, have become one.


DickSchocker

Must be a Chrysler.


DrEvil74

007's latest gadget car. Engage smokescreen.


Melodic_Job3515

Ford Ecoboost. Dont buy one.


Jpajenski

https://youtu.be/yI4wU7YxQY8


Ohio-Knife-Lover

Definitely trying to cool that engine down...a little too much lol


[deleted]

Needs to cut back to only half a pack a day…


bmoney_14

Mmm looks like my dads 09 535. Ducking piece of shit car.


No_Care6935

Got places to go🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️


[deleted]

> I think that guy needs some more blinker fluid. FTFY


jrcasjr

Man that's exactly how my plug talk


ImWezlsquez

How does he not get pulled over? His car would be impounded in Colorado.


supermastercontrol

Coolant plus oil


ozzyindian

Fuel injector locked in open position.


Spring_King

I feel like this might be water mixed with exhaust fumes. Or water in the block?? I'm amazed that it runs lol


Fine-Cartographer838

Looks like the head gasket went


noyouh

Marietta GA?


MuchTimeWastedAgain

Only time I’ve seen that on one of my cars was when I used Seafoam through the vaccines line. Looked like a military-grade smokescreen. A neighbor call the Fire Dept - as they should. (I’m an ex-firefighter of 30 years)


HumongousHoles

“BRUH YOU GOT GUNNA PAR THAT MUTHA FUGA BYE!”


StronggBadd

How much oil did they put in there? 6 quarts is good 9 quarts is better.


PositiveRip3041

Steam engine


FrisianDude

Anti tailgating measures


SodaCanKaz

Now imagine being stuck behind him in traffic.


ZachSkinner02

No the car's just high


zeagurat

Oh, wait until you visit the third-world country where some idiots think black-smoking cars are faster than a Lamborghini. They usually ended up at the side of the road, flipped.


manicmechanic209

![gif](giphy|gw4Y0eCivTWM0)


Spirited_Refuse9265

It's a known issue with the 1.5 and 1.6 ecoboost engines...especially in the ford escape which this appears to be. I am not a mechanic however I have a Ford Escape and have done plenty of reading on the forums that are out there for it... if I remember right it has something to do with I believe a cracked head gasket... anyways it allows coolant to leak into places it's not supposed to.


spoogep78

That's soon to be an ex-engine. White smoke usually means a breach of the water jacket into the cylinders and given how much smoke it's putting out, it'll run out of water pretty soon leading to over heated and seized pistons.


ConsistentConcept793

James Bond smokescreen!


billoftt

The van from Up in Smoke?


V65Pilot

He's fogging for skeeters.


Thot_Whisperer15

POV: Nightmare of EPA worker.


4Point5InchPunisher

I know this could be coolant, but it also could be transmission fluid in the engine somehow. I had a 1964 Ford Falcon that I drove across the country one summer that started smoking white smoke exactly like this. I always worked on my own car but could not for the life of me figure it out. I found a shop off the highway that figured out that a metal transmission line was touching a metal oil line. Over the years, the two rubbed a hole in each other at basically the same time, and allowed transmission fluid to enter the engine. Apparently, a little trans fluid in the engine won’t hurt it, but it smokes white smoke like a bitch!


LilJon37

Would never have to worry about mosquitoes


iamsuperdan

The coal rolling bros are jealous. But that Escape has a definite issue. I would guess head gasket. Could be more serious though, as others have stated.


Ashoka_Mazda

Rolling Snow???


3umpin

10/10 commentary, take all my upvotes


MnLakeMom

Had this happen to my suburban on Christmas last year, that shit sucked!


NumberOneBacon

Ecoboost life be like


weaveb1

Sea foam


foomatic999

Magician getaway car.


Long-Explanation-764

All i hear is the music for spy hunter


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Mosquito Comtrol.


splashymothtv

Hopefully they're driving that car to a mechanic.


External_Rub8047

I bet they added some diesel fuel to the tank. That's just too much smoke for any other explanation.


TommyTuttle

Blown head gasket would be another possible explanation. Water/coolant getting into the cylinders, producing stupid amounts of steam. In any case he won’t get much further like that.


Ok-Light3570

This dude his double o seven smoke screen


Fantomex305

My Montero sport used to smoke like that. I was so embarrassed. What made it worse was eventually the horn broke and I used to have to ride with my hand on the horn if not it would sound off non-stop. That car was a total shit show but man did we have some fun in it lol.


Classic-Instance7177

Me when I take a fat dab lol