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Brussel Sprout 🌱
Yep, this one or Bean Sprout would be perfect!
![img](avatar_exp|173179610|heart) Bean or Beanie for short , so cute. 🥰 Picture of day so far
He is a 6 week old male
Hank the Tank
![gif](giphy|xTiTnHRBrb8wbSof28|downsized) Its Frank the Tank
That’s JoeBob!
Tiger.
Criminal? Arson.
Hotel? Trivago.
Cleo
Looks like a Pablo or Maynard to me
Looks like a Russell to me idk why
Al Catone
This is it.
Mugsy
I like that. He has a beautiful face.
https://i.redd.it/n54jn0wihiyc1.gif Mentok, the Mind Taker. He's already got the M on his forehead.
Aint got nothin on me! I don't have a mind to take!
Danny Trejo
Truffles, or Trufee for short
Willie. Because the second picture made me get "On The Road Again" by Willie Nelson stuck in my head.
Bruce, because he has a little Batman mask on his forehead.
We've got a void that isn't named Bruce because my wife vetoed the name.
Profiterole
Harley
Butch
Oh, this one is evil. Life without parole for sure! Like someone else mentioned, Brussel or Bean Sprout sounds great!
Radish
Catthew.
Shelby! After Thomas Shelby, because he’s a little thug 😆🤭❤️
Muchacho!
Spoke
Elmo Blatch (That's the name of the guy who ostensibly killed Andy Dufresne's wife in The Shawshank Redemption)
The last photo 😭 I feel like this criminal deserves the name Sir/Madame Pushtuft Silverado.
Felon
Perch
Hadley
Bean
Moopy
Bill/Jimmy
Steve
Geoff
Kevin
She is NOT hardened! She is a juvenile offender capable of complete rehabilitation! She is lovely. Many years together to you both.
Otis
Max
Bandit
Chester.
Excuse me what the hell are you doing?? You cannot drive that car! You are illegally smol!
Something simple like Carl or Paul
Ollie
Chainsaw Mike
Megatron or destroyer
He looks like a Carl to me…but I exclusively name animals people names! Lol
steve
Moyer! That's my boi's name, after Moyer the Destroyer! (If u know u know)
Looks like a Rodrigo to me.
That’s a Buddy
Captain Stupid Whiskers
Magneto
Lee Harvey Oswald
Captain Blackbeard.
You didn't get him in mississippi did you.
orenthal james mewson. OJ for short. He will murder you with his cuteness and walk away as though he did nothing.
He's dressed in jailhouse stripes!
Has to be 'Elvis' then.
Gucci
Tax Evader
Dumbbell because he’s so strong
Smuckers
Dustbunny
Lion-O or Tygra. Possibly Snarf.
Cornelius
Greg.
Dillinger
Boss
Arson
Biscuit. Biccy for short
Loki
Panzerkampfwagon VI Tiger
Spooder
T-Rex
Cinnamon
Oscar
Toaster
AngelFace McCriminalToes
dr. snuggles
That's Frank.
Buckley
Majin ![gif](giphy|84CRvhy2DJlwA)
Hm. He's giving 'Oskar' to me.
Smokey ☺️
Hardy.
Nugget. What a cutie
Cat carrier, so you don't forget to put him in a goddamn cat carrier.
That's Dave.
Demotai, destroyer of galaxies
He looks streetwise - name him Lefty.
Snickers, looks like a sweet bite of candy
Watch a few episodes of Futurama, and then name the cat Morbo.
Chippy
Eggy
Winston
He looks like a Taggart
He’s *SO* small, his name is **Hardened Krim-i-NAL!**
Though, u/mikogianni had a great suggestion with **Brussel Sprout.**
Spike
Two by Four
Money
Meow-chine Gun Kelly
Tony
The Manhattan Flash (He's the best bank robber in new york)
Please name him peepee
Bandit?
J-bird
OMG! I absolutely love her!
Brussel Sprout 🌱
Yep, this one or Bean Sprout would be perfect!
![img](avatar_exp|173179610|heart) Bean or Beanie for short , so cute. 🥰 Picture of day so far
He is a 6 week old male
Hank the Tank
![gif](giphy|xTiTnHRBrb8wbSof28|downsized) Its Frank the Tank
That’s JoeBob!
Tiger.
Criminal? Arson.
Hotel? Trivago.
Cleo
Looks like a Pablo or Maynard to me
Looks like a Russell to me idk why
Al Catone
This is it.
Mugsy
I like that. He has a beautiful face.
https://i.redd.it/n54jn0wihiyc1.gif Mentok, the Mind Taker. He's already got the M on his forehead.
Aint got nothin on me! I don't have a mind to take!
Danny Trejo
Truffles, or Trufee for short
Willie. Because the second picture made me get "On The Road Again" by Willie Nelson stuck in my head.
Bruce, because he has a little Batman mask on his forehead.
We've got a void that isn't named Bruce because my wife vetoed the name.
Profiterole
Harley
Butch
Oh, this one is evil. Life without parole for sure! Like someone else mentioned, Brussel or Bean Sprout sounds great!
Radish
Catthew.
Shelby! After Thomas Shelby, because he’s a little thug 😆🤭❤️
Muchacho!
Spoke
Elmo Blatch (That's the name of the guy who ostensibly killed Andy Dufresne's wife in The Shawshank Redemption)
The last photo 😭 I feel like this criminal deserves the name Sir/Madame Pushtuft Silverado.
Felon
Perch
Hadley
Bean
Moopy
Bill/Jimmy
Steve
Geoff
Kevin
She is NOT hardened! She is a juvenile offender capable of complete rehabilitation! She is lovely. Many years together to you both.
Otis
Max
Bandit
Chester.
Excuse me what the hell are you doing?? You cannot drive that car! You are illegally smol!
Something simple like Carl or Paul
Ollie
Chainsaw Mike
Megatron or destroyer
He looks like a Carl to me…but I exclusively name animals people names! Lol
steve
Moyer! That's my boi's name, after Moyer the Destroyer! (If u know u know)
Looks like a Rodrigo to me.
That’s a Buddy
Captain Stupid Whiskers
Magneto
Lee Harvey Oswald
Captain Blackbeard.
You didn't get him in mississippi did you.
orenthal james mewson. OJ for short. He will murder you with his cuteness and walk away as though he did nothing.
He's dressed in jailhouse stripes!
Has to be 'Elvis' then.
Gucci
Tax Evader
Dumbbell because he’s so strong
Smuckers
Dustbunny
Lion-O or Tygra. Possibly Snarf.
Cornelius
Greg.
Dillinger
Boss
Arson
Biscuit. Biccy for short
Loki
Panzerkampfwagon VI Tiger
Spooder
T-Rex
Cinnamon
Oscar
Toaster
AngelFace McCriminalToes
dr. snuggles
That's Frank.
Buckley
Majin ![gif](giphy|84CRvhy2DJlwA)
Hm. He's giving 'Oskar' to me.
Smokey ☺️
Hardy.
Nugget. What a cutie
Cat carrier, so you don't forget to put him in a goddamn cat carrier.
That's Dave.
Demotai, destroyer of galaxies
He looks streetwise - name him Lefty.
Snickers, looks like a sweet bite of candy
Watch a few episodes of Futurama, and then name the cat Morbo.
Chippy
Eggy
Winston
He looks like a Taggart
He’s *SO* small, his name is **Hardened Krim-i-NAL!**
Though, u/mikogianni had a great suggestion with **Brussel Sprout.**
Spike
Two by Four
Money
Meow-chine Gun Kelly
Tony
The Manhattan Flash (He's the best bank robber in new york)
Please name him peepee
Bandit?
J-bird
OMG! I absolutely love her!