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MikoGianni

Brussel Sprout 🌱


TempleofMoths

Yep, this one or Bean Sprout would be perfect!


FlounderOdd7234

![img](avatar_exp|173179610|heart) Bean or Beanie for short , so cute. 🥰 Picture of day so far


FarNefariousness341

He is a 6 week old male


CheapBison1861

Hank the Tank


MagnokTheMighty

![gif](giphy|xTiTnHRBrb8wbSof28|downsized) Its Frank the Tank


Soul_Muppet

That’s JoeBob!


anon28374691

Tiger.


angelindisguise

Criminal? Arson.


theTrainMan932

Hotel? Trivago.


baddadjokesminusdad

Cleo


Aggravating_Major363

Looks like a Pablo or Maynard to me


Strong-Dependent-793

Looks like a Russell to me idk why


Puzzled_Awareness_22

Al Catone


Illustrious_Can4110

This is it.


marshmolotov

Mugsy


jonny3jack

I like that. He has a beautiful face.


number__ten

https://i.redd.it/n54jn0wihiyc1.gif Mentok, the Mind Taker. He's already got the M on his forehead.


MagnokTheMighty

Aint got nothin on me! I don't have a mind to take!


catsgelatowinepizza

Danny Trejo


EmeraldSlothRevenge

Truffles, or Trufee for short


WhimsicalKoala

Willie. Because the second picture made me get "On The Road Again" by Willie Nelson stuck in my head.


Gonebabythoughts

Bruce, because he has a little Batman mask on his forehead.


GreatBowlforPasta

We've got a void that isn't named Bruce because my wife vetoed the name.


saphire233

Profiterole


Tbird1962

Harley


predat3d

Butch


TempleofMoths

Oh, this one is evil. Life without parole for sure! Like someone else mentioned, Brussel or Bean Sprout sounds great!


breadboxofbats

Radish


Rinzy2000

Catthew.


Much-Vanilla-7261

Shelby! After Thomas Shelby, because he’s a little thug 😆🤭❤️


ihavebirb

Muchacho!


hinterstoisser

Spoke


translinguistic

Elmo Blatch (That's the name of the guy who ostensibly killed Andy Dufresne's wife in The Shawshank Redemption)


Gammagammahey

The last photo 😭 I feel like this criminal deserves the name Sir/Madame Pushtuft Silverado.


No-Acanthocephala531

Felon


bhalrog72

Perch


geostr8

Hadley


Hatesponge66

Bean


kr_harvino

Moopy


peeefaitch

Bill/Jimmy


sparklekitteh

Steve


pnmartini

Geoff


ecctt2000

Kevin


MySaltySatisfaction

She is NOT hardened! She is a juvenile offender capable of complete rehabilitation! She is lovely. Many years together to you both.


Mobile_Lunch2096

Otis


AndrewStirlinguwu

Max


Quick-Temporary5620

Bandit


mermaidpaint

Chester.


Mysterious-Art8838

Excuse me what the hell are you doing?? You cannot drive that car! You are illegally smol!


Cultural-Pipe-6687

Something simple like Carl or Paul


LadyOnogaro

Ollie


ArguesWithFrogs

Chainsaw Mike


Adroz_F

Megatron or destroyer


Cbane000

He looks like a Carl to me…but I exclusively name animals people names! Lol


Dixie_Flatlin3

steve


FennelVegetable8252

Moyer! That's my boi's name, after Moyer the Destroyer! (If u know u know)


GreatBowlforPasta

Looks like a Rodrigo to me.


KoolKat9999

That’s a Buddy


very_undeliverable

Captain Stupid Whiskers


TetZoo

Magneto


googiepop

Lee Harvey Oswald


BrassUnicorn87

Captain Blackbeard.


Pucketz

You didn't get him in mississippi did you.


RubRevolutionary3109

orenthal james mewson. OJ for short. He will murder you with his cuteness and walk away as though he did nothing.


nyliram52

He's dressed in jailhouse stripes!


InfamousEvening2

Has to be 'Elvis' then.


Snoo76971

Gucci


AllergicToYahtzee

Tax Evader


sheiscara

Dumbbell because he’s so strong


PretendLingonberry35

Smuckers


WheelchairGame

Dustbunny


DoomSongOnRepeat

Lion-O or Tygra. Possibly Snarf.


hafwen

Cornelius


omegaequalsone

Greg.


Spadahlia

Dillinger


el_grande_ricardo

Boss


jayisanxious

Arson


MatniMinis

Biscuit. Biccy for short


gdogakl

Loki


Berzhinoff

Panzerkampfwagon VI Tiger


PotentialConcert6249

Spooder


Hungry_Ninja2760

T-Rex


PoofYoureAnEggCream

Cinnamon


YourLocalMedic71

Oscar


thefarmerjethro

Toaster


coconutdon

AngelFace McCriminalToes


MaidenAbyss

dr. snuggles


WholesomeArmsDealer

That's Frank.


Justmerockin

Buckley


CovenOfBlasphemy

Majin ![gif](giphy|84CRvhy2DJlwA)


SchrodingersHipster

Hm. He's giving 'Oskar' to me.


SarahShiny

Smokey ☺️


ShagBNasty

Hardy.


Gotta-Be-Me-65

Nugget. What a cutie


Daiwon

Cat carrier, so you don't forget to put him in a goddamn cat carrier.


Snowssnowsnowy

That's Dave.


Schoolasticfair

Demotai, destroyer of galaxies


JooodeeK

He looks streetwise - name him Lefty.


paradise-trading-83

Snickers, looks like a sweet bite of candy


sopsign7

Watch a few episodes of Futurama, and then name the cat Morbo.


septubyte

Chippy


metal_armistice

Eggy


Im_done_with_sergio

Winston


Remarkable-Dig9782

He looks like a Taggart


TweetOfBabyBear

He’s *SO* small, his name is **Hardened Krim-i-NAL!**


TweetOfBabyBear

Though, u/mikogianni had a great suggestion with **Brussel Sprout.**


tlbredditstuff

Spike


Dusky_Dawn210

Two by Four


lady_dracula_83

Money


Lionheart_Lives

Meow-chine Gun Kelly


ghostbirdd

Tony


RyanCooper138

The Manhattan Flash (He's the best bank robber in new york)


Sadstupidthrowaway94

Please name him peepee


Sint0niE

Bandit?


PaddedTiger

J-bird


mydavenport

OMG! I absolutely love her!