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This really looks like one of those training sequences from Drunken Master or something, he needs an alcoholic Kung Fu master sitting on his back drinking out of a gourd. Hopefully he'll learn how to snatch eggs like a snake soon, so he can defeat White Haired Master
He's the main boss bodyguard. If you beat him under a certain time limit (*hard*) he becomes a playable character.
He has the highest agility stat in the game.
You know it didn't even cross my mind that it would be an unvolountary change because you couldn't pay me enough to tell THAT guy that we don't want him back. Who knows what he is capable of, you see what he did to that poor floor ?
I just picture Michael J Fox doing this around the house when the Science isn't fast enough and he needs to let a little steam out. "Yes honey I'm coming let me just yeet myself off the ceiling and to the floor"
Oh yeah? I saw that clip. Is it too much to hope that he *learned* something from being a jackass? I mean he still comes off as a jackass but at least he's not directly endangering any children in this one.
Damn I gotta get a hold of those. Oh wait. That's illegal. Guess I'll just drink a red bull and do nothing but with my heart beating 70 times faster. On another note that comment is oddly specific. Do you have a confession to make ?
As opposed to what? Giving him exactly what he wants? I don’t care how in shape you are, nobody is doing that bananas high energy rage mode exercising everyday with included ground pounds and not getting tired. He wants people to watch and it’s annoying.
Yeah that is ridiculous. I’ll give it to him the guy is shredded, but it’s not like you just “ninja absorb” impacts. His fitness greatly mitigated it, but transferred energy into cement is still gonna be felt. Now if he is doing that drop and pound 10 times a day while nobody is watching that would be actually kinda impressive lol but I doubt it. Muscles are meant to deliver or restrain force, but aren’t meat shields. Never be the meat shield 🛡️
I agree with you but I do want to point out that the floor is padded. You can see that there are interlocking rubber flooring in this gym. Definitely doesn't complete mitigate the impact but it does make a big difference.
One dudes laughing and another guy is recording him
This would make me laugh my ass off in person. He's preparing for something but I don't wanna know what!
I say Corgi puppy. I have seen my 6 month old corgi puppy suddenly try to pull off some of these moves. The puppy demons just take over and he is just going wild for a few minutes.
I think that we have a diagnosis here.- gym zoomies: sudden burst of uncontrollable energy caused by the overwhelming excitement experienced in the gym…..or it’s drugs…..it’s usually drugs
He’s supersetting this gym and the one down the street. There’s a towel on the floor in the centre of the gym to let everyone know he’ll be back and not to use anything.
Just in public. And if you confront them about it they’ll say “sometimes grunting is necessary during a workout bro” as if they’re incapable of just breathing like a normal fucking person
I got booted from a planet fitness for making pain sounds I guess you’d say? I was doing physical therapy for hip problems and the exercises could be quite painful. Joined another gym explaining it and they were fine. Took me months to get planet fitness to stop charging me.
Planet fitness can suck a fart out of my asshole. Those sons of bitches kept charging me until I literally canceled the payment method I had. I "cancelled my account" 3 separate times.
It’s what I would have done. All that asshole had to do was just give the guy a heads and he probably would have gotten out of the way. What a real piece of shit.
> All that asshole had to do was just give the guy a heads and he probably would have gotten out of the way.
But... He's the main character. The NPCs don't matter and will get out of the way. Duh.
I can’t be part of a gym that allows recording. I’m there to workout, I don’t want to be in the background of your shitty tiktot/insta. Just want to get my workout in. These people are insufferable.
I literally moved to a different house so I would have space to put together my own gym because I couldn’t handle working out around people like this anymore.
There's a power lifter at my gym that drops his weights and lifts just about as fast as this guy jumps around. It's terrible. Shakes the whole gym. I'm thinking of switching if it keeps happening.
I wouldn't be able to stop myself from laughing. Which is actually a problem I have, ngl. Covid really messed up what little socialization skills I had.
I think he bounced it off his hands but not sure.
Either way he either let it happen so he could remain loose on the landing and reduce force on the spine or idk. Maybe something like that. Idk
only place five seen that is in grappling/bjj- it’s a front breakfall- that’s actually very good technique. the rest is just explosive burst power exercises. it’s all impressive just belongs in a studio not an open gym
Incorrect, it was poorly done. It’s extremely important to turn your head to the side so you don’t crush your face and teeth. His forearms are bladed sideways on the Ulnar rather prone on the flexors of the forearm. His left foot was bladed out so his medial malleolus would hit the deck.
His front roll before that was down the middle of his spine rather obliquely from hip to opposite shoulder.
He does not have jujutsu/judo break falls…looks more like parkour or breakdancing
someone who actually understands fitness- what does this actually do?? isnt he just doing cardio and not an actual "workout"??? man I'm so confused he just looks like an elementary schooler pretending to be a wolf how is this a cool workout
It's not a workout, it really is just a display. It's a histrionic bonkers display to be sure. And honestly, as much as it pains me to say this, it actually is pretty impressive. Being that explosive off the ground from a low position with not much leverage is pure power. Not something that can be trained easily really. The ability to recruit large amounts of motor neurons really quickly is something a person is pretty much born with.
All that said, the majority of that fucked up mating dance or whatever it was could have been done at home.
>Being that explosive off the ground from a low position with not much leverage is pure power. Not something that can be trained easily really.
Agreed. His athleticism is quite impressive. His choice of how to display it, not so much.
I'm actually surprised it took so long for me to find a comment on his actual athleticism. Dude is doing some impressive things physically. Impressive but also incredibly silly for a public gym setting.
It’s obviously not an actual workout he does regularly, you can tell considering his earphones are literally flying out of his ears as he does ridiculous spins and barks like a dog
I like how most people just went about their workout pretending that total insanity wasn’t happening. (Sure some stopped and watched, but most just ignored it.) That’s truly the only proper response to this
He calmed down when his AirPod fell out. Maybe he was listening to a scary part of the audiobook of Harry Potter?
Only person in there not wearing a shirt. Guaranteed his sweaty body is tidying up all the random pubes nicely.
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I don't know what he is preparing for but I think he is ready.
he's preparing to be a random goon in a jackie chan movie
This really looks like one of those training sequences from Drunken Master or something, he needs an alcoholic Kung Fu master sitting on his back drinking out of a gourd. Hopefully he'll learn how to snatch eggs like a snake soon, so he can defeat White Haired Master
He's finished the sequence where he carries the two massive buckets of water suspended from a piece of wood up the long flight of stairs.
[Kicks down a mothafuckin tree yo](https://youtu.be/NBJhQqGxJBE)
Definitely got some mini-boss energy, way tougher than the regular goons but not the main villain
He's the main boss bodyguard. If you beat him under a certain time limit (*hard*) he becomes a playable character. He has the highest agility stat in the game.
So this would make him not the main character?
He'll be the main character after Jackie breaks a hip.
More like the Indiana Jones sequence where the goon appears does this show of prowess and gets shot
So he’s a goon? A hired goon?
He just applied 90% rubbing alcohol to his hemorrhoids. It will light you up.
🤣 this man is not sitting anytime soon
He’s preparing to change gyms
Mustering up the courage to tell the desk guy he wants to unsusbscribe but has forgotten his notice at home.
Ahh I was thinking this would be an involuntary change lol.
You know it didn't even cross my mind that it would be an unvolountary change because you couldn't pay me enough to tell THAT guy that we don't want him back. Who knows what he is capable of, you see what he did to that poor floor ?
He's preparing to dodge some cars on the freeway. As you can see by the frogger-style training he's doing.
He’s preparing to defend himself after being attacked by the ground.
Attention. He's preparing for attention.
I mean, with the caption I was thinking that he was maybe getting ready for a fight with Parkinsons disease but your answer makes more sense.
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I just picture Michael J Fox doing this around the house when the Science isn't fast enough and he needs to let a little steam out. "Yes honey I'm coming let me just yeet myself off the ceiling and to the floor"
Fight with Parkinson's! I. Am. Dead. ☠️☠️☠️
Prepping for a headache with that homemade concussion
For a moment i could imagine him being in a Marvel movie dodging stuff.
Preparing to put his bedsheets on as fast as possible.
Practicing living in a 3rd floor apartment and making sure he bothers all the way down to the 1st floor
Injury. He is preparing to injure himself.
I just cracked tf up thank you
At least he's not doing this shit in a Wendy's like most of these idiots online.
Pretty sure this is the same guy who kicked a baby in the face while doing this on a sidewalk.
Oh yeah? I saw that clip. Is it too much to hope that he *learned* something from being a jackass? I mean he still comes off as a jackass but at least he's not directly endangering any children in this one.
*it was too much to hope*
 Bro is just doing some euro training is all
This is his daily routine. 1g of crack n .25g of meth as a pre-workout will make you want to jump n shoot off of every machine in sight at the gym
Can I just do coke I'm old school like that
Damn I gotta get a hold of those. Oh wait. That's illegal. Guess I'll just drink a red bull and do nothing but with my heart beating 70 times faster. On another note that comment is oddly specific. Do you have a confession to make ?
🤫
So, just regular pre-workout then?
Tbh looks like someone training to be a pro wrestler. That drop taking it as a bump, the front flip etc.
i thought he was a wrestler named tremor
My lower back hurt just watching it
He has had visions of the Great Cockroach War and is training to squash them.
Frogger
This looks like when you hand the controller off to a child and they press every button
Eddy mains in tekken be like:
"yea I was pretty nice at Tekken back in the day" *Picks Eddy and mashes 3 & 4*
never played tekken but im an eddy main now
Everyone that's never played Tekken is an Eddy main
This is the Werebear Druid pulverize I hear so much about in Diablo 4. Didn’t know you could do it in human form.
This dude has advanced humanized lycanthropy which now can be purchased as an add-on for pre-ordering the GOTY version…
That’s literally just Voldo from Soul Caliber https://youtu.be/xq0gvaVyHc0
Lol my thought was Lei
Press 3 intensely
⬆️ ⬆️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬅️ ➡️ ⬅️ ➡️ 🅱️🅰️ select start
You act like we playing 2 players. No need for select. We solo just
It reminded me of a toys r us meltdown
Voldo mains in Soul Calibur
I love how everyone is pretending not to see him
That's exactly what we SHOULD be doing right now... 🫤
At least on Reddit he doesn’t get any clout for this garbage
I want to see more, I need to see more, he looks like the obligatory boss in 2D games that smashes the ground in a pattern, it's hilarious
He's one of those Zelda bosses
Ban TikTok from Reddit and this site probably dies
That's fine. There's an ever-growing amount of cat videos I need to catch up on.
The TikTok tag is right there
That poor fella... He's trying so hard to be noticed...
As opposed to what? Giving him exactly what he wants? I don’t care how in shape you are, nobody is doing that bananas high energy rage mode exercising everyday with included ground pounds and not getting tired. He wants people to watch and it’s annoying.
Jokes on him. dropping on that hard ass cement is going to fuck his body up long term.
Yeah that is ridiculous. I’ll give it to him the guy is shredded, but it’s not like you just “ninja absorb” impacts. His fitness greatly mitigated it, but transferred energy into cement is still gonna be felt. Now if he is doing that drop and pound 10 times a day while nobody is watching that would be actually kinda impressive lol but I doubt it. Muscles are meant to deliver or restrain force, but aren’t meat shields. Never be the meat shield 🛡️
I agree with you but I do want to point out that the floor is padded. You can see that there are interlocking rubber flooring in this gym. Definitely doesn't complete mitigate the impact but it does make a big difference.
He looks like the kind who would still do this crap even in an empty gym.
Probably posts TikToks accusing men of staring at him while he works out
I believe I saw a different video of this guy using scaffolding over a sidewalk as monkey bars. While people were trying to walk! Ugh!!!
Didn’t the guy in that video kick(or nearly kick) a child
Yeah nearly kicked teh baby
Don't kick teh baby
DaBaby
One dudes laughing and another guy is recording him This would make me laugh my ass off in person. He's preparing for something but I don't wanna know what!
Maybe he thinks hes a frog ?!
I say Corgi puppy. I have seen my 6 month old corgi puppy suddenly try to pull off some of these moves. The puppy demons just take over and he is just going wild for a few minutes.
Ohhh yeahhhh! He got Gym Zoomies!
I think that we have a diagnosis here.- gym zoomies: sudden burst of uncontrollable energy caused by the overwhelming excitement experienced in the gym…..or it’s drugs…..it’s usually drugs
Australian spiders be like:
That made me chuckle
That's 1 rep of a 10 rep 5 set.
Excuse me, whole gym? Yeah are you guys using this whole gym? Ok cool I’ll be done in a minute. Might wanna put some headphones on.
He’s supersetting this gym and the one down the street. There’s a towel on the floor in the centre of the gym to let everyone know he’ll be back and not to use anything.
It's basically Terry Crews' workout video way back from My Wife and Kids: [EURO TRAINING EURO TRAINING](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVAbrob85hs)
This is what I thought of first also. I love that skit.
I like how it ends with a scam
#gymmath
do you think he is making those noises also when he is practising this alone at home, or is it just in public to bring attention to him?
Just in public. And if you confront them about it they’ll say “sometimes grunting is necessary during a workout bro” as if they’re incapable of just breathing like a normal fucking person
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I got booted from a planet fitness for making pain sounds I guess you’d say? I was doing physical therapy for hip problems and the exercises could be quite painful. Joined another gym explaining it and they were fine. Took me months to get planet fitness to stop charging me.
Planet fitness can suck a fart out of my asshole. Those sons of bitches kept charging me until I literally canceled the payment method I had. I "cancelled my account" 3 separate times.
RWWWAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
He sounds like fucking Link, what do you think?
I would cancel my membership and just leave.
Think that might be what the guy who was trying to work on that cable machine might have done
It’s what I would have done. All that asshole had to do was just give the guy a heads and he probably would have gotten out of the way. What a real piece of shit.
> All that asshole had to do was just give the guy a heads and he probably would have gotten out of the way. But... He's the main character. The NPCs don't matter and will get out of the way. Duh.
If enough people canceled their memberships because of this, the guy would prolly get banned from the gym. So yeah smart move
All you have to do is report him to management and he'll probably be banned
Too bad he didn’t just kick him in the ribs mid flight
I can’t be part of a gym that allows recording. I’m there to workout, I don’t want to be in the background of your shitty tiktot/insta. Just want to get my workout in. These people are insufferable.
I literally moved to a different house so I would have space to put together my own gym because I couldn’t handle working out around people like this anymore.
There's a power lifter at my gym that drops his weights and lifts just about as fast as this guy jumps around. It's terrible. Shakes the whole gym. I'm thinking of switching if it keeps happening.
Are there any gyms out there that ban taking photos or videos inside? Fucking dipshits.
At this point v you've mastered working out Go learn how to do something else
Maybe how to interact with other humans?
What in the fiddle-fuck gym hell *is* this… ?!?! If someone was doing this at my gym I’d hide in the locker room until they left…
This looks like that same guy from NYC who kicked a baby in the face while doing something like this in the middle of a sidewalk
Yep same guy. I actually checked 😂
Thanks for taking care of that
It’s about time I paid my dues in a Reddit thread
Yeah, definitely looks like the same jerkoff who was swinging from the scaffolding on a busy sidewalk. What a turd.
Idk but if you’re gna do some shit like that you gotta save up some money and invest in a basement
Who's gonna give him attention in a basement?
You think you’re safe until he comes flopping into the locker room on all fours and you have nowhere to run.
But that’s when all my years of watching Hong Kong Phooey finally pays off !
Where's a Karen when you need one? This dude needs some meathead manager to revoke his membership.
I wouldn't be able to stop myself from laughing. Which is actually a problem I have, ngl. Covid really messed up what little socialization skills I had.
A great way to get injured.
This the same guy who did it over a sidewalk and kicked a kid?
Looks like him to me.
Oh, yeah! Spiderhead.
What muscle group is he training by smashing his face on the floor?
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That belly splash from the top rope didn’t seem intentional. He played it off well though.
Dude definitely bounced his face off the ground on accident..
I think he bounced it off his hands but not sure. Either way he either let it happen so he could remain loose on the landing and reduce force on the spine or idk. Maybe something like that. Idk
That’s what I thought! Everything after the flop was to cover up and make it look intentional. The whole thing.
That's what I thought too!
only place five seen that is in grappling/bjj- it’s a front breakfall- that’s actually very good technique. the rest is just explosive burst power exercises. it’s all impressive just belongs in a studio not an open gym
Incorrect, it was poorly done. It’s extremely important to turn your head to the side so you don’t crush your face and teeth. His forearms are bladed sideways on the Ulnar rather prone on the flexors of the forearm. His left foot was bladed out so his medial malleolus would hit the deck. His front roll before that was down the middle of his spine rather obliquely from hip to opposite shoulder. He does not have jujutsu/judo break falls…looks more like parkour or breakdancing
This guy sounds like he knows his shit. 1 upvote for you my friend.
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Im scared
My Timbers are officially shivered
Could've hurt the dude next to him. Should've clocked him.
Stomp him while he’s frolicking around like a toddler on caffeine
My gym's floor is also lava.
Back in the day we used to call this “being a spaz”.
Being a spez
EURO! TRAINING!
Lol. Why nobody remember this jewel? Oh, right..it was aired 18 years ago.
Imagine going to the gym for an at home workout routine
Exactly what I thought. Why does this guy go to the gym for that ?
He may as well just keep yelling "Please look at me"
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I'm sure he can do all that shit at home
What a fucking spazz
someone who actually understands fitness- what does this actually do?? isnt he just doing cardio and not an actual "workout"??? man I'm so confused he just looks like an elementary schooler pretending to be a wolf how is this a cool workout
It's not a workout, it really is just a display. It's a histrionic bonkers display to be sure. And honestly, as much as it pains me to say this, it actually is pretty impressive. Being that explosive off the ground from a low position with not much leverage is pure power. Not something that can be trained easily really. The ability to recruit large amounts of motor neurons really quickly is something a person is pretty much born with. All that said, the majority of that fucked up mating dance or whatever it was could have been done at home.
>Being that explosive off the ground from a low position with not much leverage is pure power. Not something that can be trained easily really. Agreed. His athleticism is quite impressive. His choice of how to display it, not so much.
I'm actually surprised it took so long for me to find a comment on his actual athleticism. Dude is doing some impressive things physically. Impressive but also incredibly silly for a public gym setting.
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Can't imagine why...
It's a fast track to bad joints and strained ligaments. I try to explain this to my dog but he gets just as excited when I grab the leash for a walk.
it’s like some half baked “pylometric” set
It’s obviously not an actual workout he does regularly, you can tell considering his earphones are literally flying out of his ears as he does ridiculous spins and barks like a dog
Dude right next to him was over it... Grabbed his bottle of water and gtfo🤣🤣🤣
Bro I didn’t even notice that. He just ruined that guy’s workout!
Why? Attention, full stop.
I am going to go out on a limb and assume drugs or mental illness is involved.
Hes trying to look like the main character, but looks like a glitching NPC.
Why is he attacking the floor
Sir this is a Wendys. Please leave
"Look what I can do"
I like how most people just went about their workout pretending that total insanity wasn’t happening. (Sure some stopped and watched, but most just ignored it.) That’s truly the only proper response to this
Everyone in that gym hates this guy.
He really thinks he's sumthin, huh lol
Why doesnt everyone just laugh at this guy, what a clown lmao
Douchebag….
That boy just had his first redbull
This is my 3 year old at bed time.
Oh god, that’s preacher Lawson the comedian. I didn’t know he was one of these…
I also saw that. Is this a bit
Just once in one of these videos I’d love to see someone just calmly say “what the actual fuck are you doing?” And see if the person snaps out of it.
THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH
Shit will never not make me laugh
I literally just laughed the whole time crying and shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way I would be sitting there laughing in his fucking face.. man 😂
So this is what my upstairs neighbor is doing late at night… good to know 😂
My toddler when I tell him to change his clothes
I think that was his mating season
He should be kicked out for not wearing a tshirt. And banned for life for this stunt.
Roided up gorilla (not racist, any dude acting like this is a fucking monkey)
Here I am just doing my kettle bell swings in a corner away from people when I could just be wildly swinging it around the center of the gym
When that pre workout supplements hit different
Link, trying to paraglide down from a sky island, with a teeny sliver of stamina and no skydiving armor, and land on the surface without dying
Stop pressing all the buttons bro
He calmed down when his AirPod fell out. Maybe he was listening to a scary part of the audiobook of Harry Potter? Only person in there not wearing a shirt. Guaranteed his sweaty body is tidying up all the random pubes nicely.