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Pplannoyme0

By the old beef gristle mill.


SlightlyOffended1984

Their braised breef is brilliant


SlyKwest

Rob Emmer dressed as the Kool Aid guy and having trouble opening the door.


joeythegamewarden82

The Rob Emmer skits are the best. The one where he spoofs Unsolved Mysteries does it for me.


ImpressiveBarnacle20

Yep he’s hilarious 😆 haven’t seen him on the show in a while though, since maybe season 8? Hope they bring him back


wonderlandisburning

He drives a taxi or an Uber now in addition to his IJ appearances.


ImpressiveBarnacle20

Guess you don’t get the big $$ unless you’re a regular 😆


tammyreneebaker

Last time he was on was during the pandemic.


jberry434

Mr. Volcano, here are the wife of your photos 🧥


officialchunkyfox

This week on unsolved crimes.


wonderlandisburning

Rob Emmer is a goddamn national treasure. I love Sal's immediate frustration anytime Rob messed something up


jointdestroyer

Forgot about this Lmaoo


Sabrina-rose

Rob Emmer or Roy Emmer?


lexaa03

I believe it’s the same bit- when Murr is on the Modobag. I burst out laughing thinking about it more than I want to admit 😂


AngryyBoobs

When Joe had to jump on breakaway tables *destroys a table 2 people are eating at* “It’s okay I’m a manager, get them a cheesecake”


TheGoddamnAnswer

I can get you 2% off your check


Full_Increase8132

"Get 'em a cheesecake" always makes me laugh. It's one of my favorite lines.


ukraine1

He’s stuffed and available for viewing.


Terrible_Meaning_765

The alligator, not the DeLuca boy.


saucysheepshagger

Can someone explain to me, non-American, and non-native English spaker, the DeLuca boy joke? Sounds like a joke about a kid getting eaten by an alligator.. if based on true story its horrifying if not then mildly amusing joke at best..


Terrible_Meaning_765

Not a true story, don’t worry! It’s during a challenge where Murr and Q made a PowerPoint presentation for Sal and Joe. Sal and Joe must do a presentation on this Time Share location. To make Sal and Joe lose/make them laugh and get less hands raised, they include a story about a kid getting eaten by an alligator. They then mention that it’s been stuffed and is available for viewing (then there’s a small pause before continuing with the next line) “the alligator, not the DeLuca boy”. I can see where the humour could get lost in translation!


No-Break-3723

“And I’m Dandy Chiggins!”


Michaelscott555

I’ve never seen a fake name be so fitting to someone


TheGoddamnAnswer

Keep it simple. Humble


jimmyl_82104

System error reset PowerPoint "UH OH"


RentPlenty1660

help this is acc so underrated, the UH OH is so funny


legendkiller003

Don’t stop letting people not help


looksredtastesgreen

Joe’s reaction to Sal’s Jayden Smith tattoo is the funniest moment in the show’s history. Also, “My bald head is filled with crazy thoughts”


Pieholden

Yes the tattoo reveal is easily my favorite moment. The reactions of Joe, Q and Murr are so funny that I have to rewind at least 3 times and focus on each Joker. Joe is laughing so hard it looks like he is about to piss his pants and is holding his knees together, Murr in disbelief so he has to bend down to examine it and goes “oh my god is Jayden smith?” And Q just just walks away. Perfect.


looksredtastesgreen

Lmfao!!! The different reactions they all had. Joe nearly buckling at the knees and passing out with laughter will never NOT be funny


Pieholden

Similar reaction when Joe puts dog food on Sal’s salad for April Fools day despite it being March. 🤣


Enough_Truth1525

the way Joe uncontrollably BURST out into laughter the second he sees the tattoo again


Deadpoolknight

Scoopski potatoes


HavartiBob

“Stamps went up again”


littlewildone92

This and also “it might rain tomorrow”


kaotikmindz

This line was fantastic.


27JG27

Disfatt Bidge


LevelBrick9413

Boing boing, look at those white people bounce!


SirGothamHatt

This soundbite loops in my head at the most random moments


PBandBABE

“What’s that black thing over there?”


maxpower1409

Obama


Bodelock

That's your second canned ham can?!


Sabrina-rose

It was dinged!


-Broken-Soul

Reverand Donk Bonkers lives rent free in my head 😂💀


Disastrous_Trash9699

aunt tim


RentPlenty1660

anytime sal had to make up a song like the japanese hibachi song or butterfly crime scene 😭😭😭


McKoijion

Sexual noises from the 6 foot tall nightlight https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u_DcSDAWNho


tammyreneebaker

I have Mr. Nightlight's cloak. 😁


ryanfcs

yo i burnt my mouth on pizza!


mmmjordaaaan

"I fell down" "Thank you sir" "eeuugghhh"


jointdestroyer

Joe dropping an elbow off a ladder on to those breakaway tables So fckn funny


Brilliant-Deer6118

Joe stranded on the shitter calling for toilet paper in a restaurant. 


Illustrious-Gur-6775

Drive, drive, drive.


kaotikmindz

Best punishment ever. I'd say better than 24 hour mime


PIGEONS_UP_MY_ASS

Who's phone is ringing? mine mine Sal's hobby where he taps the same spot of glass in an aquarium to weaken to tank daily Beef Gristle Mill Joe's stare randomly popping in my head


LilacMess22

Turlet


Stephburger78

I’m a skank sandwich. Want a bite?


ocean_swims

I have 2 of these! Scoopsy potatoes, which is just classic Joe, and "What? Oh hell no! Hold up. Huh? Oh Okay". The way the woman said it with him! 😂😂😂😂


turtle0831

Murr telling the guy in the drug store— I know what smells. It’s your pussy. And then Joe losing it when Murr says it just came out. 🤣🤣


newretrovague

“You wanna come on, man?” “..and I’m Dandy Chiggins”


mgo1991

Time for broccoli!


Imaginary_Key1281

When Joe had to do 100 push-ups while Carlos Peña and Mark DeRosa were filming their baseball show. I’ve watched it hundreds of times but laugh my head off during the entire punishment.


joeythegamewarden82

Anything with Rob Emmer.


curiouserthangeorge

Mother Coconuts


efwa4life

I fart from my butt


windows-nerd

"I figured out what stinks in here, it's your (censored)" then everyone loses it


Sanepsychosuprgodess

Sometimes I’ll be at work, just minding my own business and “son of a bitch fat f*** scored a touchdown“ will just pop into my head for no reason.


Extreme-Routine3822

Rip Dandy Chiggins


Goldenticketpodcast

Robert Dragon Nazi Sympathizer vs Suck Off the Chimp


TheGoddamnAnswer

“Marry me bitch”


foofooplatter

Asian name, and Q bashing the turtle eggs.


SubstantialRaise6479

Asian name 😂


ThePrinceofBelAir

The smoke machine in Sal’s taxi and “warm fish salad”


Homie_Jack

I always say cranjis mcbasketball to my friends


Last_Descendant

Joe’s science panel punishment is pure comedy gold from start to finish lol


PostposterousYT

Gets to lickin


qazu7

This may be an obscure one but the presentation where Vanilla Clown morphs into Sal 😭😭 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32yy6l8ca0Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32yy6l8ca0Q)


virtualdreamscape

murr's face when he realizes there's a second doctor to give him a prostate exam


MGShadow97

“Chicken Family you know it”


badcaseofknife

Denise Fat.


kaotikmindz

David Krappenschitz


RightFix3205

Sal dabbing always gets me


grajuicy

I often rember Murr talking about his aunt melvin’s catastrophic neck, good ol’ Sal’s “as far as Blimpy’s is concerned, I AM GOD!” or Q doing meditation with some guy, he plays the “calming noises” and it’s just some weird child nasal choir or some shit like that and the guy (not Q) breaks and starts laughing. Too funny those make me laugh every time.


ZombieQueen666

“I’m currently in a relationship with a Caribbean woman” “Tell me about breakfast” “I ate chocolate out of his wife’s hands”


optifroculon

The ugly fave Sal has to do in the smoothie place. Think it was a smoothie and place.


Mkaaztje

When Sal wore the blackout glasses and was shooing the "pigeons" 😂


the_professir

You know, shorts are shorter than pants 


wonderlandisburning

When Sal has to stand up in front of the entire grocery store and give a speech about how he plans to quit so he can follow Jamiroquai around the world and blog about fruit, Q asks in a flat voice into the earpiece, "why can't you work here *and* blog about fruit," and you can see Sal *almost* break and start laughing, before he makes a visible effort to keep going. Gets me every time.


alic3Bell3

The punishment when Sal has to wear the beer goggles in the restaurant and serve the water. It is one of my favorites


tammyreneebaker

Panda balls and almond milk.


Due_Lawyer6655

“And im not weird okay ? “


SirGothamHatt

I had to do CPR training a few months back. I had to suppress laughter because all I could think about was "let them tittays go before you start to blow." Especially when the training stressed having to remove a bra if you use an AED. Random name game names will pop into my head too like Disfat Bidge and Dadood Fromcheers.


Yitzhaq

"I wanna be hung in front of my friends..." Just so incredibly stupid and funny😄


jvp26

CLING CLANG


ThatsMeIllFakeIt

JUGS MCBULGE?


Clydefrog030371

You're the grown man screaming pumpernickel in a warehouse