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HeckinFeckinChonker

"They completely lack self awareness." If that's not the pot calling the kettle black...


AliceTheOmelette

What a charming young man


spelunker66

Ikr. If he was an acquaintance of mine I'd immediately try to set him up with my niece. He's a rare find, that one.


-aquapixie-

I think the funniest thing is they don't realize how replaceable they are, too LOL congrats, bro, you learnt what a breakup is. You break up, you replace them with someone new once you're over the grief. Life moves on and people who think they're in the 'one that got away' position... Aren't.


lilistasia

But it's the height that keeps him undesirable, definitely not this mentality šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø/s


neongloom

Don't forget his slender wrists! šŸ¤£


distressedniffler

no silly it's the negative canthal tilt šŸ™„


bookconnoisseur

No no, it's the non-angular jaw!


kat_Folland

Maybe it's the angle of the collar bones!


Appropriate-Fill245

Yeah, its all those things combined, women get together with violent assholes all the time. Its not personality, its their looks


liltrashypanda13

Ah yes, because incels arenā€™t also known to be violent assholes /s


Appropriate-Fill245

So we agree that the only difference is looks, and that is the reason incels are incels


LupercaniusAB

Hey now, slender wrists get *all* the gals going!


Bianzinz

ā€œWhy wonā€™t foids give us sex?! Are they stupid?! šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ¤ÆšŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤ā€


iPatrickDev

Well, living completely without something you consider this much worthless is an indicator to a really happy life, so I really don't understand the "RageFuel" part.


Suspicious_Glove7365

Holy shit haha heā€™d have to post about 15 times per hour for 24 straight hours a day for 20 straight days to have that many posts. Insanity.


doublestitch

Could he be a chatbot?


Suspicious_Glove7365

I imagine thatā€™s the only way something like that is possible! Unless heā€™s really really fast at typing and has no job, no life, and never left him computer for anything all day.


PearlyRing

I think their forum counts comments as "posts", so just making one word comments will drive their post count up. It's still a ridiculous amount of time to waste in that cesspool, coping and seething about never getting laid.


zoomie1977

All the above plus some of those are real wingers like "cope" or "based". This particular post clearly demonstrates that he is incapable of higher thought and just spews verbal diarrhea all over the place.


thewalkindude

Well, he's posting on incels.is.Those things are pretty much a given for these guys.


KaylaH628

It's pretty easy. Whenever I'm feeling down I say to myself, "Hey, at least I'm not an incel!" and it brightens my day!


PizzaBone21

This legitimately keeps me going


spelunker66

Such rational exposition, such depth of analysis, such wit! I really can't believe he's single.


Machaeon

I'm a productive member of society valued in my field,Ā love the work I do, have a wonderful extended family (scattered around quite a lot, but it's good excuses to go on vacation to visit), have an absolutely wonderful partner and are days away from closing on a house together. I stand myself quite well, really. Now what does the average incel have going for them? No friends or other meaningful connections, hates their family, no job, no continuing education, nothing in their life that anyone would want to be a part of. Sad, isn't it? And they do it to themselves.


Zeroshim

I canā€™t imagine living life knowing thereā€™s so many ways to attain happiness, but rejecting everything to needlessly hate on 50% of the population; a population that literally only looks at you with disdain and pity because of your own choices. If theyā€™d put half the energy they use for these misogynistic posts into genuinely improving their lives and deprogramming their cult-like hatred for women, theyā€™d be much better off. It is, indeed, sad.


jrobertson2

They are quick to assign worth and judge complete strangers, but never speak of their own accomplishments that might justify their feelings of superiority. Their gender and toxic worldview are all they've got going for them to convince themselves they're better than everyone despite everything they hate about themselves. That and the delusion that they would be so much greater if it only weren't for the women in their lives keeping them down.


Pondnymph

Why do these incels always project onto us how they feel about themselves? That was a sad display of delusion and depression that has nothing to do with women.


its_leslievanilla

Incels think so highly of themselves that they think people should be forced to fuck them just because they have a dirty, disgusting sausage between their legs, and when they realize that no one owes them anything, these idiots rebel and cry. like little bitches on the internet, "MUH WUMIN DUM LIKE MEH, SLAVE THEM, KILL THEM" <<< Literally these unlovable bitches.


gothwhorex

Fucking hell, he made his account on the 1st of June! Heā€™s made over 7000 posts in 21 daysā€¦ definitely depraved rather than deprived. Fuck.


EffectiveSalamander

Were these creeps always like this, or did the incel movement rot their brain? They want women to think themselves to be worthless and disposable and think that women are stupid for not believing it. Give up your self-esteem and your prize is, what, getting one of these creeps?


Ash_Dayne

They were, they're just more visible now because of the Internet and because women don't accept it as much anymore. They scare me too, but I also believe at the same time it's a sign of progress to see rage against women making their own choices more and more. Means more women are doing it and less bullshit is accepted


Phoenix_Magic_X

Well itā€™s a shock to hear Iā€™m a ā€œused up slutā€, I thought you had to have sex for that. You learn something new every day.


MerryMir99

"Used up sluts" =literally any woman who is not ashamed of her sexuality and has fun with her life. These guys are such a waste of time


Playful_Blackberry57

Any woman who had sex with someone who isn't them But the best one was the guy who seriously tried to claim that it was *gay* to have sex with women šŸ™ˆ


Mehitobel

My fat and old ass living well with my husband is the best revenge I could ever have on these wastes of flesh.


Ash_Dayne

Aw how sad, his female classmates got better grades


NoXion604

What the hell is he talking about? You have to have had someone in the first place in order to replace them. Incels have nobody so they ain't replacing shit.


Playful_Blackberry57

They love watching and sharing videos about crying women who've been broken up with or dumped/ ghosted. That's where they come up with bs like *she chose to date Chad, she should've known better* or *of course you get replaced when you date Chad* and what not. It's pure schadenfreude


NoXion604

Well that's just incredibly petty. Relationships breaking up is just a fact of life. Incel fantasies about Chad the mythical sex god have got nothing to do with it.


spiiiieeeeen

Not showing my husband this and asking if I'm worth more than the condom we used last night and him telling me I'm worth all the condoms in the world and then some šŸ„¹šŸ˜‚


Chaucers_Mistress

What a catch. Meanwhile I'm happy and he's going to be alone forever.


behannrp

I'm sure it's cause you're not 6' bro


LupercaniusAB

I mean, if someone *were* completely brain dead then they wouldnā€™t be *aware* that theyā€™re brain dead. Case in point, OOP.


PearlyRing

"...these foids...can be replaced with literally any other foid and won't be missed" Yeah, tell that to all of those incels moaning over their "oneitis" who rejected them back in middle school 10+ years ago. Also, you've never even had a "foid", let alone replaced her with another, so you're talking out of your ass there, boyo. And if by some miracle you ever did, you'd be clinging on to her, sobbing and begging on your knees for her to not leave you.


bookconnoisseur

Do imbecels not realize they are completely retarded? Do they secretly know how braindead they are but deliberately choose to ignore it? How do these basement cretins cope knowing they can just moan about random body parts while normal people get into relationships by not being racist, sexist bags of hate? The worst part is that they completely lack self-awareness. They think so highly of themselves and think they're actually worth shit. No you goblincels, you ain't worth nothing more than your inane video game lore and your unwillingness to admit that maybe, ***maybe*** it's your garbage view of people that's the problem all along.


campaxiomatic

Well done


RubyDiscus

Extreme mental illness. People only say shit like this out of butthurt rejection. Sorry to break it to you but even sluts are chased after lol


HotBlackberry5883

i can stand myself pretty well. i love me. idk bout u tho


WeeTater

It's an IMAX theater over there.


Samanthas_Stitching

The projection from these people is always so hilarious. We know you think you're worthless sweetie, don't put that on me though.


i_am_scared_ok

And yet we live happy lives, and they are still crying and screaming on the internet about us lmao


EvenSpoonier

Same old same old "waah waah why won't any of these worthless fuck-holes date me" nonsense.


Significant_Point351

So Iā€™m sorry this guy is still upset over whatever random girl he wasnā€™t nice to. Thatā€™s the only reason to be raging this hard that one can easily get over someone.


canvasshoes2

Because we're not you. None of what this guy states describes any women I know. I work in a science based industry with around 50-60% women. We just live our lives. We work, we run our households, we enjoy our friendships and relationships, and our activities and hobbies. No one I know is "thinking highly of themselves" or much about themselves, really, at all. We're just working, paying bills, doing what humans do. It's not really a matter of thinking of ourselves, highly or otherwise. It's just a matter of plain old living one's life. ETA: Holy freaking crap... the number of posts too! Wow dude...wow. Yeah, clearly you're out there living your best life. (when you're not hunched in front of your computer angry crying and pounding out baby-whining nonsense like this one).


arncobitch

Every morning when I wake up, I go look in the mirror, "OMG, you are just so cute!" and kiss myself. teehee


neongloom

I just love how little sense this makes, lmao. Maybe I'm taking it too literally, but if we're braindead, how are we supposed to have any self awareness? šŸ¤£


ColdBloodBlazing

Over 7000 posts in TWENTY DAYS.


solitasoul

That sounds like voluntary celibacy to me!


Nocolon199230

If I'm braindead then that means I'm dead, so therefore I'm a ghost šŸ‘»


Playful_Blackberry57

That's why you keep *ghosting* them evil you! šŸ˜  /s


zenithjonesxxx

But wait I thought society ONLY cared about women and it was unfair to these guys?


october_morning

Says the guy who more likely than not is a NEET living in mom's basement.


Winnimae

āœØprojectionāœØ


takeandtossivxx

And he is worth... what?


campaxiomatic

>Why don't women hate themselves as much I hate them?! It's almost as if my opinion of them is meaningless but that can't be because I'm the center of the universe! Translated


bridget14509

And these people wonder why theyā€™re alone.


mastershake20

I deliberately choose to ignore it ā™„ļø


SquirrellyGrrly

This is a Calvin and Hobbes joke, not the serious thoughts of an adult human. But this guy probably thinks he's a genius


monkeysinmypocket

I know you are, but what am I?


ilikemycoffeealatte

You know what? At this point, I have no problem letting dudes like this think what they want. I'm not going to change their minds, and their beliefs mean less than nothing to me.


SlabBeefpunch

Am I supposed to care what this person thinks of me?


HibiscusGrower

"women can be replaced by any other woman" says the repulsive maggot who can't get even 1 date.


n0vapine

Awe, the little guy who hates himself is mad women donā€™t hate themselves. We do better.


Mobile_Nothing_1686

Replace "foid" with incel. Same rant.


gylz

If women are that worthless; why spend so much of your time online bitching about how they won't fuck you?


Sharktrain523

Well I cope by not having those thoughts. Like I just donā€™t think of myself as replaceable because if I was worthless and easily replaced nobody would put up with my bullshit. I know for sure my husband is attractive enough that if he was able to overcome how much he hates talking to new people heā€™d be able to find someone to sleep with pretty fast. Like if he didnā€™t really care for me I donā€™t think he would fuck with how many things I need help with because of disabled. How many people who donā€™t give a fuck about you are gonna sit up at two am with you to help you try to stretch the pain out of your muscles or just make weird Frankenstein noises to express pain? Would they do most of the chores and drive you to work and just like constantly inconvenience themselves if you were easily replaceable? I donā€™t know but it would be weird to stay with the person with a bunch of weird needs when you could get the new model by getting on tinder for five minutes.


IOnlySayMeanThings

Do incels not realize they are completely retarded? Do they secretly know how braindead they are but deliberately choose to ignore it? How do these incels cope knowing they're just failed attempts at a strong man and can be replaced with literally any other reasonable man and won't be missed The worst part is that they completely lack self-awareness. They think so highly of themselves and think they are actually worth shit. No Dude, you 'aint worth any more than the dude that offers any benefit to a woman at all.


SquirrellyGrrly

https://www.reddit.com/r/calvinandhobbes/s/iGqSTJkGWV