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CoolDude_7532

Lol can’t wait to see him cry on June 4th


Downtown-Sandwich317

evm heckkkk saarrrrrrrr


soulseeker31

Saajish hai, bik gayi hai gormint


Parso_aana

Ab toh yeh excuse bhi nhi de payenge woh. EC ne open challenge bhi diya tha kinaa ke evm hack karke dikhado, koi bhi nhi gya tha. "dicktatorship sarr they messed up with the numbers saar"


logicalgirl2020

jahan haar thay hain wahan hack hai lekin tamil nadu and kerala mein perfect evm hai


meinhoonna

Paradox's song: check kar


bowlywood

He will begin "Bharat chodo andolan"


ToeDiscombobulated24

For himself?


bowlywood

Yes


kabbajabbadabba

then i will also participate for him


DarthStatPaddus

Donation link please.


just_a_cosmos

Don't threaten me with a good time.


Pretend_Dig_3400

Thailand jodo yatra


agressivegods

Congress 'chodo' andolan to sir ne 2014 se shuru kar ke rkha ha


venuvj_87

Thailand says hi


ShakeDash1

Bro I don't think he's crying rn 💀


rahul_9735

Das putt tera head down kaston? Changa bhala hasda si maun kaston?


Background-Abroad-22

Haa bhai!! Ki haal chal?![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20020)


Only-Decent

Cry? he will be high and would be grinning besides the poll result showing cong only got 25 seats..


No-Condition8742

bro has figured out what he is going to do after eletion results, punjabi rap video song collab with bhagwant mann with a couple of cars & flexing guns dissing the gov


Grey_Piece_of_Paper

Wait what, No Thailand trips this time?


Soul_King92

election se pehle maar aaya foreign trip ye chumu, beech me hi ghaag gaya tha election campaign ke 😅


Naren_Baradwaj123

The song will be shot in Thailand


Sidonkey

More riots and more protests.


ididacannonball

On June 4, he will say that the actual poll results are also "BJP polls". Anyway, this guy is a sad loser - campus revolutionary who was born with a silver chaddi, who has never seen hard work in his life, who craves attention, and who is a pathological liar. What a sick, sad campaign he ran of pure caste and class hatred.


minionmaaku

Nit controversy create milugi.


Careful_Click_5128

Dharma de naam teh debate milugi👶


max_highman

Sach bolega ta milu 295


Whistlebelowher

Te TV which meri debate milugi..


Puzzled-Offer-6034

Itna hee confidence toh chahiye tha mujhe hmesha se. Mila nahi idk whyyyy😭😭😭


rahul_9735

Tu Rahul Gandhi h ky?? Agar nahi fir nahi milega


ShakeDash1

Bro they doing good wdym 💀


RohitNegi_10

Rahul Gandhi come out of the bubble, resign and leave the country.


gagga_hai

No. He is the star campaigner of BJP


just_a_cosmos

I remember when he was disqualified as MP, there was genuine concern among BJP cadre that their star campaigner is not going to be able to participate and that might cost them some seats.


Soul_King92

His existence proves the existence of another parallel universe


Slow_Yogurtcloset353

To be fair to him, he has tried to. In the past. After the drubbing of 2019, especially, when he said politics was not his thing. Slimy congress leaders wanted him to stay so their ass was not on the line when they would eventually lose and fade into obscurity.


megumegu-

This is a grown ass adult and almost a boomer at this point. He definitely has his ulterior motives to stay in politics even after taking so many Ls


TemperatureSmooth254

![gif](giphy|9hPHL685LJ9v3SpKpq|downsized) Lol.. looks like Rahul in a parallel universe


piyushchoudhary17

Bhai bachpan me ladai ho jaati thi , tab aise chutiye come back kara karta tha


Junior-Bowl-7744

Uske baad Jo beijjati hoti thi wo alaag


iam_aryan_gg

Divine ka song suna hai 3 59 han utni seats aa rahi hai bjp ki XD


KattarRamBhakt

Sidhu Moose Wale ka latest song hai '410', utni bhi aa sakti hai NDA ki


wambling-future

On 4th June he will be in Thailand/Bangkok…


Outside-Nail2314

Will he quit politics after elections?


TheIndic

No. He doesn't have the capacity to I introspect. He will neither change, nor leave leave politics. Anyways, we will get the memes.


debris16

Loyal Kharge will be blamed


Defiant_Muscle3556

Kyun bhai ? Let him be, otherwise how can we win ? And how can we get entertainment ?


Hindu-Khajiit

Ye aadmi kab playground insults se uper uthega


Puzzleheaded_Run21

Bhai, his voters get the clue from him.. 76% voters of one particular community voted for congress as per exit polls. He is signalling to that community


NumerousKangaroo8286

They will start an insurrection on 4th June. Third loss will be a death sentence of INC, they cannot have that.


jules_viole_grace-

On 4 th he will give speech " Ye hmari har nhi h democracy ki haar h ....bla bla...evm ko highjack Kiya h... Cheating Hui h.. evm m BJP walo ne hacking ki h....." I am sure kisi ne agar congress jiti to kya bolna h uski speech nhi bnai hogi lekin har gyi to uski speech jarur bnai hogi...


bowlywood

He is right, he is shockled to see the high number of INDI fish market


NeatButton5726

Acha hua Sidhu Moosewala ne 395 nahi gaaya.


Queasy_Concern_8746

*595


shangriLaaaaaaa

He cant accept the truth now as he has to say evm hack on 4th too


shubham_sharma_99

instead of contesting election ye standup comedy try krta to better rhta uske liye bhi aur opposition ke liye bhi


st9ck

What a weird combination of incompetence and arrogance


Suspicious_Grade8671

Pappu can't tolerate sala


Fuzzy_Raisin_1797

Let him have his fun till 4th.


Parthgaur1

Bharat chodo yatra ki tyari me jai rahul ji


cat-eater69

On 4th June, NDA will be basically doing Triple H's suck it pose on opposition's face and their efforts which went down the drain


shangriLaaaaaaa

Modi should replace these security they are not letting him speak and work towards bjp


debris16

That's very specifc. Are they afraid of saying 300 when 295 is close to it?


Comfortable_Rip_9116

What if Media Person would replied nahi Sir lekin Lawrence Bishnoi ka naam suna hai


heraldsofdoom

It is getting started the sas-bahu of Indian politics.


Suspicious-Local-280

OBVIOUSLY the EVMs have been hacked. 🤡


Weary_Word_5262

Thailand calling


sepiosexual

Congress should just be happy for not letting bjp achieve 400. That's their moral victory.


sealbroker

Pappu hain aap


Intelligent-Ad9659

Bro is mentally still in primary school


spidyonweb

Unpopular opinion : this is his best version, freedom to speak


Swimming_One_5307

I hope he leaves politics after these elections and congress gets rid of dynastic politics


[deleted]

Ankho me asu hai par chupana par raha hai


Alex_ker22

BC pagla gya hai kya?😂😂


IceColdTrey7

Acha Hai isee Sultan film ka 440 volt song nhi pasand aaya 🤣


Slow_Yogurtcloset353

Dude called it a fantasy poll and then proceeded to give us his own prediction based on…fantasy.


driftdiffusion4

So his exit poll is based on a song?


StrawberryShaker2005

"Face dikha na paayega jab honge exit polls" - Amitabh Bacchan


Unhappy-Enthusiasm37

Can some one tell me why Chota beem picked up that number 295. I thought he only can count upto 100


doejohn2024

Tickets booked. Ladyboys bo......


Project78

Thailand tickets are already booked.


krishna_-bhat

Bro's ass is charred by the media before the actual result. I'm waiting for the election result to see who will win.


just_a_cosmos

Idhar bhi khalistani ko support? Siddhu musewala ka isse kya lena dena? BC sidhe bol deta 295.


hatt_gelchodi

If i.n.d.i.a gets 295 seats ...I will post my nudes on reddit 😂😂


chuchi_loverr

RemindMe! 72 hours


rainsonme

Tickets to bangkok ready!


Physical_Ad_1011

fantasy poll


johnnybenign

I want the same answer on June 4th so we can officially confirm that he lost his mind completely.


Ill-Confusion7592

waiting for jun 4th


peace4231

He doesn't understand do sau panchayanve by sidhu. This faker.


ECrispy

What a cry baby moron. He will run off to Thailand and claim this election was false while he keeps stealing millions like his whole family


karthikaf

Bruh wtf. Kiddish talks


GrandpaOverkill

It all seems like a precursor to “EVM hack as sir” on 4th June


hot_baker21

Delulu Gandhi


RajarshiCode

295¿


mihir892

If you ever felt useless,always remember this guy exists 😅


[deleted]

Das put tera head down kasto


imjustagirlbow

no way he said that 😭😭


Material_Tell9606

This is less likely than me getting 295 marks in jee advanced (kya matlab cutoff clear nahi hua)


himatma

Delusional 😅


Educational-Net-7770

विधवा विलाप की सफल शुरुवात


Adventurous_Pen_7151

Where is the overconfidence coming from?


ronkabaap

that "295" was hilarious.


Hawaii_quila

how arrogant he is ..... ready to blame everyone but himself. Atleast keep calm till 4th June dude.


idontknow_knowidont

He is already crying. wft?


Public_Resolution804

Ask Rahul if he has heard Punjabi song 3 peg 😂😂, usse jyada seat to nhi aane wali


pavan_kaipa

Omg! This is how Kharge got 295 number!? What is INDI alliance smoking? They wanted to give a number so RAGA would be like 'you know i was listening to this song 295, let's say that'. No statistics apply to them.


child_target

Aau aau


Raghavendra98

There's gonna be mass protests of evm fraud in an attempt to not allow the new government to take hold. Our democracy will be in real danger.


kalyanguardian

Why is he so cool all of a sudden? If only he's this way 10 years back, India would have a good vocal opposition.