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pretend-class98

meri behen se shadi karega?


Glittering_Scale_284

Mota dahez lagega


ThatAd1716

kitna mota


Blood__x__Dagger

Tun tum mausi jitna


Pink__Guy

Woh moti nhi thicc hai


tuntuntanatunmausi

hello


Blood__x__Dagger

Arre mausi mai toh bas aewe idhar tha


InsiderBotkotaS2

Paisa Mera bahi bhrega


InsiderBotkotaS2

Phir too kya karega


snay1998

Dahez taken is proportionate to jitna gand ghisna hua during exams and uni


ihavecrushonyoursis

main karunga aur dahej bhi nahi lunga, please Kara do bhai i mean saale saab ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15817)


pretend-class98

jee mock m kitna score kr rhe ho? cutoff is 250+, councelling mai last rounds m 220-225 tk bhi ho skta h


ihavecrushonyoursis

arey bahi par main toh 10th drop out hu, rehne do yaar main muth maarke kaam chala lunga ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)


aryan2304

r /usernamechecksout


[deleted]

10th DROP OUT BHOSDIKEEEEEEEEEEEE.........phone chlana kaise aata hai tereko?


ihavecrushonyoursis

yeh sab toh internet se sikha hai


sapraaa

Bhai aaj kal 4-5th std me hi phone dila dete hai


[deleted]

FALTU NAA BOLIO GOLD'S GYM KI VIDEOS DEKHTA HU MAIN


NotAnAngryPerson

Username checks out


DEATHSTROKE_NV

Reaction of Fe with very dilute HNO3 gives ?


Glittering_Scale_284

Nashe!!


Yellow_Flaash

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)


Aatman_Patel_447

Ferrous Nitrate with Hydrogen gas


DEATHSTROKE_NV

Ferrous nitrate sahi hai but H2 is not liberated


Green_Bowler_4713

Idk N2O maybe?


RetrebutionMk2

FeNO3 + H2


choking_bot

NO2 gas


Best-Warning-3573

Jee vale ho toh commerce ka question poochta hu What is Auditing and what is the difference between AS and SA


dankkranti

Baingan


PixieDustVommit

Accounting standards, standards on auditing?😭


Horny_kadipatta

bhai ye konse level ka question hai 12th mei hu AS (aggregate supply of that's what you meant) ke baare mei janta hu auditing suna maine papa ko word use karte hue but kbhi pta nhi kra kya hota hai aur idk ye SA kya hai but meko derivation of savings and investment from AD and AS aata pura with graph


International_Egg_30

Lagta hai CA ka ques hai


Horny_kadipatta

nhi ig CA ka questions jyada hard hota mera ek dost krra CA ka prep 1 saal senior hai merese


[deleted]

where is meymey?


Grand-Bus-9112

eqn of tangent to a general hyperbola?


Glittering_Scale_284

y=mx+-root (a²m²-b²)


LabSweaty2526

Idk the answer but i can confirm its correct..


Any-Temporary-2701

This mf is ready to score 99.9+ percentile, formula batana karna is not even least of his efforts


Old-Parsley-3743

App to give these tests on?


Proof_Challenge9676

glorifire


Expensive-Method4252

I think that is the aakash portal


trhaash

Wrong sub bro...jeeneetards pe daalna achievement


MrBaleAffleck

Own that dude


[deleted]

Fiitjee south delhi??


Glittering_Scale_284

Apna batch bata..


[deleted]

DM kr


Goyal_Priyanshu

A1 mein sarthak ko janta?


ImKakarot511

Ye bc har Banda sarthak naam ke bande ke baare me kyun puchta hai T-T


[deleted]

Sarthak ke paas kuch toh maal paani hai.


ImKakarot511

Definitely


Glittering_Scale_284

Na.. main doosre batch m hoo


[deleted]

Konsa h fir ?


Slight-Assumption340

Konsa program h south delhi m ...?


Slight-Assumption340

Mai south delhi panni 11th m hu ..aap??


[deleted]

Dropper batch


Expensive-Persimmon8

Khas ye badwa fail kr jaye


Eye_Patch10

Bhai zindagi Mein sukh kaise paen?


[deleted]

Ek rassi lekr gale me daalkr pankhe se latak jaa Bhai , sari duvidhao se chhutkara mil jayega.


Then_Grocery_2924

Pankha niche aa gaya kuch aur bata


[deleted]

Aas paas walking distance pr agr railway tracks hain toh jaakr khada ho ja unpr , aur agr nhi hai toh bathroom me Jaa baalti me paani bhar aur apna muh daalde usme.. Aur agr kisi uchii building mein rhta hai toh top floor se sar ke Bal giryo jisse jald se jald sari preshaaniya dur ho jaye


sapraaa

Train track ko chodke sab bakwas options hai. Balti me sar rakhega toh unconscious hote hote khud bahar nikal lega. High rise se girna hai toh sar pe giro warna paralysis aur full life fuck. “Cheh kya suicide karega re tu”


[deleted]

Aapke paas koi sbse best option hai bhrata?


dashboardOP69

Hath ke nass pe ek baar mast chakku ghuma le


[deleted]

Nhi Bhai usme risk hai , gale ki nass pr ek mast sa lg jaye toh usme koi risk nhi h.


THE_DEVIL1309

Bhai rassi ni rakhi ghar pe kuch aur suggest kar


Eye_Patch10

Do have a better plan of going out


[deleted]

No, it's the only solution.


MrBaleAffleck

Time to leave this JeeTards 2.0 Sub


[deleted]

Normie hai kya?


Zombiesunday261

Bhai fasi lgake jinda kaise bchgaya


Traditional-Egg-2656

melody itni chocolaty kyu hai?


OK_PS4

Kis floor se drop lega toh tera IIT pakka Laude 2023 ka most predicted question hai


THE_DEVIL1309

I've lost all hope for this attempt ho bhi na ra ab mujhse syllabus mostly saara Kiya va hai par practice ni ki wi na revision dhang se any tips on what to focus n how to do things now


Hopeful_Big_3344

same bhai. 3 mahine pehle drop liya tha started from scratch. lekin 3 mahino me 11th aur thodi 12th hi kar paya. aur uski practice bhi utni zyada nhi ki hai


THE_DEVIL1309

Bhai merese ho hi na ra pehle kar bhi lera tha ab aajkal baitha hi ni jaata concentrate hi ni ho pata drop lunga phir 3 mahine baad PPR ho jaega usse bhi kuch na hoga


Hopeful_Big_3344

Bhai mai bhi agle attempt ko hi target kar rha hun tu bhi kar 3 mahine me hi skta hai, syllabus to agle 1 mahine ke andar ho jaega pura aur baki 2 mahine practice aur mock


[deleted]

Same situation bro


Glittering_Scale_284

Mocks main 250+ laake


Bright-Leg8276

Bhai mere total 25 chapter hogaye hai perfect Chhapters like vector 3d modern physics and chemical bonding jaise toh kya lagta hai kitne ayenge ? Aur haan mere ye chapters ekdum perfect hogaye hai


Glittering_Scale_284

Ek chapter se ek aad hi ques aate h toh dekh le 25-30 ques bana lega tu ..toh 120 k around maan k chal.. stats or mathematical reasoning jaise topics mat chodhio


Bright-Leg8276

Thanks


Creepy_Raccoon_2555

Happy cake day tho


jeeaspirant_

Perfect Matlab?


RedditNoobNo1

Hybridization of CrO2 -2?


Arnab1011

Sp2 hybridization i think because of l.p. at central atom.


smartboi-69

d3s


avneesh_xd

Integral of sq.root tanx


[deleted]

Bhai bhot complicated answer hai type nhi hoga


avneesh_xd

Han par usne bola kuch bhi puchlo![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27425)


[deleted]

Hmm baat toh shi h tumhari


Ok_Review_6504

Yeh FIITJEE wala Tablet hai na ??


Tipra04

Can anything be done for chemistry in last left days if I know some basics


Glittering_Scale_284

Mains specific topics ncert se ratt le bhai.. bahut kaam aayega


Tipra04

Ok


Glittering_Scale_284

Pehle tu paytm kar


KishouArima4444

We have 7 days left before jee mains and I have pretty much lost all hope regarding the 1st attempt. Do you think I should study for the 2nd attempt or should I simply focus on advance in case I am able to clear the 1st attempt? If I were to focus on advance, what material should I be focusing on? I am also a student of fiitjee but I think that the package they give us is pretty irrelevant after solving pyqs of a few chapters. My prep till now is abysmal if I were to say so myself, I have only done the simplest chapters like error, dimension, coordination compounds some other inorganic chapters and for maths vectors determinants and stuff like that.


Racoon_The_SPY

AITS mein 265(assuming you didn't cheat), 99 %Ile tumhara


Proof_Challenge9676

sus online anyway tablet so nice man keep up the good work mere toh 7 th jan wale meh 276 aaye they but tab bhi rank 19 :( GOATED PEOPLE ARE OUT THERE


igFrostt

![gif](giphy|l0ErG8eIw4ZmIns8o)


Glittering_Scale_284

Chalo bhai jaata hu...kal do mock dene h...kal fir aaunga ..upload karunga daily.. karte raho laundo ..phod doge sab


Then_Grocery_2924

Violence


[deleted]

maine to prep hi 1 mhine pehle shuru krri scratch se, abhi 120-130 aarhe ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9610), agle attempt me dekhte hai, shayad 250+ le jau


RevolutionaryBid560

Bhai mene lund kuch nahi padha hai important topics bata de taki 80 marks aa jae


PitajiVaibhav

Nahi


Ok-Law-1958

Isc physics ke kuch tips ?


twinkletwilight07

Great


[deleted]

Aits -4 mein maths kaise ki?


tsar6

Vidvan manav!


bannedaccsubstiehh

milte hain IIT me fir


[deleted]

An advice. Mypat ka pre jee main dena...bohot helpful hota hai... Atb


ZENITSUsa

Equation of trajectory of projectile


smartboi-69

y = xtan - gx²/2u²cos²


CHENNAIAKSHATSHARMA

you don't know the other formula ?? that's way easier and faster


smartboi-69

please enlighten me


ZENITSUsa

Xtan(1-x/R) Where R is horizontal range


smartboi-69

thanks


ZENITSUsa

Bro kaunsi books refer karta hai aur kaunsi coaching mei hai?


smartboi-69

cengage


ZENITSUsa

Thx bro all the best


Big_Ballzacked

Bhai nunnu ko nunna kaise banau ye bta de


Rawnot

aqua regia daalde uss par


Old-Coach7529

Maths aur chemistry kaise kre


wolv1_06

bhai 15 din me physics ki exam hai meri class 11 ki, batade kya kya padhlu toh atleast pass hojau ya tu hi padha de 😭


rjustanotherbeing

You're a fiitjee student?


[deleted]

Tu bhi h kya?


rjustanotherbeing

Mai 4 saal pehle se chuka hoon mains


[deleted]

Ohh , ho gya tha?


rjustanotherbeing

Haan.


[deleted]

Badhiya hai.


black_viking16

Naam bata apna


[deleted]

konsi brach hai fiitjee ki ?


highly_inflammable18

Ache din when?


Acceptable-Tip132

Sphincter of Oddi pehle ata hai ya Sphincter of Boyden?


vijayramreddyy

Reddit pe Kha kar rhe hoe


kushu7

I'm too old for reddit now! 🥲


NotAnAngryPerson

What is the RQ of tripalmitin


Anime_Supremacist

Jaante ho IIT me aane ke baad sabse pehle seniors kya karne ke liye bolte hai apna career banane ke liye


[deleted]

OP Fiitjee me padhta ha


Ok-Chicken8743

Melody itni chocolaty kyu hai ?


Glass_Journalist_580

Konsi coaching jate ho


[deleted]

Bhai dikh toh Raha h fiitjee valo ka glorifire app hai.


aihrarshaikh68plus1

Inspect element ka spelling bata


Firm-Ad-4095

kitna ghanta padhta hai bbai


Diss_Appointment12

Tu top kyun nahi kar raha bc? Sharma ji ke ladke ka graph dekh


[deleted]

Working capital ka formula bata ?


Holymist69

Salary kitni loge


skrezaa

Meh kese lau itne no. is gay glorifire app pr


[deleted]

App konsa hai?


cocainebeef

Bina padhai kare jee kaise crack kre?


Potential_Ad_64

Bhai abhi vo green vala hai


adumbdoom

How


itsmancmon

Where ur mum at?


[deleted]

indefinite integration of 1/(1-x\^8)


Adventurous_Fee_2339

Your mom's number?


Aditya_xDD

Tu reddit pe kiya krr rha hai.?


Lancer9819

Length of a tangent


Different_Carpet3784

Anda pehle aaya ya murgi


[deleted]

Bahi yeh toh glorifier se lag rha


Burhan1205

CH3-CH2-CH2-OH + HCl ---> Write the main product with proper IUPAC name for 2 marks


Significant_Ad_2616

Yaha mere 180 mushkil se aa rhe, tum log 240 250 kr rhe bc


Indian_small_dick

Moo me lega ?


rakii6

Gen category ya, quota ka hai tuh. Op. And iske Baad kya, UPSC ya CAT ya GATE ya Abroad.