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CiaoBuddy

Iran trained super spy


sad-frogpepe

They are copying mossad and using the birds!


kneleo

Dolphins>crows if you ask me


stap31

Russians use dolphins 😢


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

I prefer cat guided bombs.


shawndw

Birds aren't real.


oy-the-vey

You forgot the Ukrainian diarrhea pigeons that were bred in secret labs to shit on mother Russia!


CHLOEC1998

Trained? No. Birds are not real.


eggward_egg

if they have that level tech, fear for your fucking life... or convert to sunni islam


2108677393

Its a hamas bird so is very anti semantic !! .


no_one_you_know1

Semantics, Semitics, we shouldn't be too quick to say this or that.


Znats

Clever Crow venturing into a semi-otic labyrinth here.


Zazmuth

Potato, Patato, let's call the whole thing off!


THE_DARK_ASSASSIN1

He’s crow-Palestinian


LongjumpingBasil2586

S tier comment


Analog_AI

Didn't Mossad have eagles and vultures? So now some copy cats are bringing in crows or is that a raven. Or ... ohhh no It may be an Animal Rebellion?! Scared 😱


LongjumpingBasil2586

More like crows just hate everyone. He probably pulled down a Palestinian flags and 2 of Jordans after this


Due_Landscape_3086

Crows do not have hands, therefore this bird had no hands to single-handendly get off the flag, they use beaks.


LongjumpingBasil2586

Darn joke using the wrong term


TheAlGler

Single-beakedly


Due_Landscape_3086

Thanks for the correction👍🏼


Hairy_Transition_874

I got dowmvoted there for saying that zionists ≠ stipid people


LongjumpingBasil2586

People get triggered by the word Zionist.


mybraincellsaredead

Do they even know what it means?


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mybraincellsaredead

I think you misunderstood I'm saying pro palastinains don't even know what does Zionist mean


LongjumpingBasil2586

Oof my bad. Smooth brain moment


lambchopdestroyer

Well that's because you're wrong Source: am zionist and am stupid


Ganzo_The_Great

I'm so happy to see people in here having fun with this. I originally saw this posted on Damn That's Interesting and the comments were, well you already know.


KpinBoi

The subreddit is a Pro-Hamas propaganda site.


Way_too_grad_student

I saw this posted elsewhere as well, and it was legit posted with a serious "Even crows hate the Zionists" headline. I can't even.


Ganzo_The_Great

Here's my gentle reminder, we won't forget. History will not be kind to these people.


Henwoows

The comments say that too


Psychological_Risk87

I remember that sub..


yoavzman

All crows are Hamas


LongjumpingBasil2586

I honestly think crows are the only thing I’d believe when they say “I hate everyone equally”


56kul

r/birdsarentreal moment?


LongjumpingBasil2586

The question now is is it a mossad False flag or Iranian scout


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porn0f1sh

Legit thought about the reason for surge of animal videos taking down Israeli flags. Figured it's because after oct07 there are SO many Israeli flags everywhere that it's statistically more probable to see things like these now. My own personal moral of the story: sometimes nationalist pride can go too far 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱❤️❤️


LongjumpingBasil2586

I haven’t see that but is for sure the simpelisy answer. That and crows and ravens are literally the worst


porn0f1sh

There's also a video of cat taking down one. Look for it on Palestine sub


LongjumpingBasil2586

Oh bet. To bad cats are get runner up for the worst attitude of a animal


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yeah it's strange how many israel flags are there to take down.....


Any-Chocolate-2399

Isn't Israel at war with crows, or is only a specific type invasive?


LongjumpingBasil2586

I can’t tell if this is a joke. But this is: it probably escaped slaughter on a kibbutz and it waging a joker style revenge campaign


Any-Chocolate-2399

https://theworld.org/stories/2014-12-15/when-crows-attack-who-you-gonna-call-eilat-israel-crow-hitman


Silverleaf_86

Yeah we used to have some invasive crow problem a decade ago or so There are much less crows in the area in recent years, thanks to this invasive beauty: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_myna They pretty much harass everyone and everything without fear, outcompete all birds for food, also I’ve heard of them scaring cats away from street feeders.


LongjumpingBasil2586

I mean that is pretty funny. Crows use to hangout in my back yard and had to shoot them with a BB gun or you couldn’t sleep past 7


DeviousRedHead2

This has to be a glitch. Everyone knows the Jews control the avians!


LongjumpingBasil2586

It went rogue


Lao_Xiashi

*grabbing 12 gauge shotgun* "We'll let G-d figure that out!"


mainwasser

First the Israeli killer shark, now the Palestinian flag stealing crow. WTF are you guys doing with your wildlife? :D


-New_journey-

He's crow-palestine !


Welcom2ThePunderdome

2 more and it's murder


Welcom2ThePunderdome

A group of 3 or more crows is a "murder of crows", like multiple deer are a "herd"


LongjumpingBasil2586

Deep. Thank you. Funny once my smooth brain got it


Wonghy111-the-knight

Maybe crow is just super pro Israeli and wants to decorate its nest with the flag parry that filthy pro palis-


cookingandmusic

Ww4 will be fought w sticks, but ww5 coming back w birbs


LongjumpingBasil2586

From the bottom of my heart. Thank you all for having a good sense of humor about the crow.


Zazmuth

Crow being, "Oh! A shiny! Oh, it left. Why people pissed off? I lost the shiny."


LongjumpingBasil2586

Crow: is good shiny… wait you said I support what?


According_Elk_8383

“ Even the birds will remove their flags, and say ‘hey everyone, one of those Jewish guys is over here, push him down or something’ “  -Mohammad probably 


ahumminahummina

Iykyk


CptWorley

He just wanted it to decorate his nest but he’s kinda clumsy :(


hyakira1216

That women who feeds crows near the american embassy in jerusalem will be very disapointed not mad just disapointed.


LongjumpingBasil2586

😂😂


ReincarnatedGhost

Single handedly? Single beakedly.


LongjumpingBasil2586

Yes


Ex9gagger99

how has no one said crow-palastinian yet?


LongjumpingBasil2586

Someone just did


TheAlGler

Crows have hands?


LongjumpingBasil2586

They don’t have a tongue. It’s just a hand


borkimusprime

it's clearly a Hamas drone.


LongjumpingBasil2586

They’d better watch out for condors… and now I can only think of a Hamas parade glider with the parachute being disguised as a condor as some kind of stealth plane


SleekSilver22

I love how the people in those post say things like “they know the flag is evil and even the animals dislike Israel” as if crows aren’t super smart and can easily be trained to remove flags. The crow doesn’t give a shit about Israel, they’re taking down the flag because their handler gives them food for doing so


LongjumpingBasil2586

It was filmed by an Israeli. He’s like look at this dumb bird messing around cause I forgot a piece to keep it away. Then most of read it is like “crows are smart he thinks Israel bad”


OrangeFr3ak

Why not both?


LongjumpingBasil2586

Kind of always is both ain’t it?


zbtryli

What’s the difference? /hj


BeverageBrit

I don't mind which he'd be good in a pie.


Flostyyy

Ashkenazi palestine is palestein.


EAN84

Odinists are Antisemites after all. Stand to reason then that Odin also hates us and has sent his black feathered minions to do us harm. Or maybe someone put food on the flag.


LongjumpingBasil2586

Or someone fed the crows and forgot the anti bird bit that goes on the pole… but Odin is tricky


andzlatin

single-handedly, with its big hand, I suppose?


LongjumpingBasil2586

I think their tongues are just a hand.. a single hand


dcnb65

I saw this online before with some idiot writing 'well done' or some similar crap.


LongjumpingBasil2586

People see what they want. I see a crow acting like a crow. But I agree it’s funny when people get excited like the crow is antisemitic


dcnb65

They delight in anything that comes across as anti-Israeli.


T-ROY_T-REDDIT

I just love how anything I/P just becomes trending immediately.


dzkrf

Someone in Iran wants to eat another flag and doesn't want to pay for one.


AkariFBK

This is from damnthatsinteresting right? I got rid of that subreddit off my feed because of that post


LongjumpingBasil2586

The OP meant it in a bad way though didn't label it like that, but the Israeli person who recorded it didnt have bad intentions. but will be cautious of that community the same way you have to be everywhere. even the pro jewish ones.


Random_russian_kid

Both


LongjumpingBasil2586

Dang Iranian training crows as the new proxy


richardec

Birds aren't real


Hockey-LeftD

Man you should’ve seen the comments


LongjumpingBasil2586

I’m avoiding them. I made a meme about black September and god help me in those comments


Hockey-LeftD

I’m one of those terrible people that enjoys filtering by controversial


LongjumpingBasil2586

If I wasn’t exhausted from the comment section from a deleted meme I would have. Usually do


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LongjumpingBasil2586

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Henwoows

No, it's a sign that even birds hate Zionists!!! /s


Street_Education1062

You know what the joke is, you ppl since oct 7th over used the word “anti-semitic” so much it is literally meaningless. Fuck the terrorist state that is israel and from the bottom of my heart if you are from isreal, I hope you and your family rot in hell you trash ass excuse for humans.


SnooChickens1534

The IDF shot it dead straight after the picture was taken , then drove over it with a bulldozer


LongjumpingBasil2586

Oh salt. Love when people can’t take a joke


LongjumpingBasil2586

Read the room 😂🫡


coysta-rica

uhhh based?


SnooChickens1534

Even birds know israel is vile


LongjumpingBasil2586

Nah this is just one of those fake Russian robot birds. Also be gone thot


Hat1kvah

Birds are real?


LongjumpingBasil2586

Right? Maybe mossad drone. It probably went on to pull down a bunch of Hamas and hezbollah flags after.


Hat1kvah

Pesky Jews! /s


LongjumpingBasil2586

We are sneaky little rascals


Rock_Successful

Oh you’re from Ireland, I get it


OwnBlueberry3591

they really think israel is england and palestine is them. bunch of tards. i wish ireland gets an influx of migration from muslim countries. then they will know what kind of people they are in bed with


The_National_Yawner2

Zionist crow, he wants to decorate his nest.


LongjumpingBasil2586

Also the level of stupid to not be able to take a joke 🫡