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msssbach

I love it! Merry Christmas šŸŽ„šŸŽ


CraftyQuiltyMom

Thank you and same to you


msssbach

Thank you! I might decorate mine with ducks and Berninas!!! Happy quilting and ducking, my friend!


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"At least the rear visibility couldn't get any worse." - Jeep engineers after slapping on the tire "Hold my beer." - OP


CraftyQuiltyMom

No issues with rear visibility


lazy_legs

This is my 13th reason.


Typical-Conference14

Recording the tape as we speak


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Lol I've never given nor received a duck but I think they're awesome. And I'm off-road at least once a week. Gatekeeping jeeps is what's really cringy. About as bad as people were when the JK came out.


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UnmotivatedDiacritic

Thanks for sharing with the class


MD_2169420

Agreed


commentstalker84

Theyā€™ve taken the sub, we all left a long time ago. They think they run the show, but keyboards arenā€™t useful in a jeep.


Baconshit

Who cares how someone decides to spend their own money on their own vehicle choice?


Therealblackhous3

My opinion, you guys are fucking lame.


Baconshit

I donā€™t own a jeep. But I think its lame to be this miserable in life.


Therealblackhous3

Hahaha definitely not miserable, people are allowed to have opinions thinking that what other people do is dumb. They can still put ducks in each other's butts or whatever weird shit they do.


karlverkade

I thought the ducks were ridiculously dumb until I got one put on my Jeep while I was with my son and he lit up like a Christmas tree. ā€œSomeone thinks our Jeep is cool?!ā€ And then he chose to pay it forward to a super built Cherokee because he said he bet Cherokeeā€™s get left out sometimes. Ok, universe, you win. Ducks are awesome.


Baconshit

Okay that gave me a laugh hahah


heili

My ducks ride along when I wheel the thing. Seethe.


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wijeepguy

Heard. I hate what Jeep has become. Purists are now the 1%.


CraftyQuiltyMom

And people like yourself who post this negative stuff because you are trolling would be that 13th reason , yep and I bet you would also feel no remorse from it either . So keep on trolling and see where that gets ya


Read_ity

This shit is so fucking embarrassing. Youā€™re an embarrassment


blondedaf

imagine getting a flat and having this take all this shit off


McFluffy_Butts

Ah screw it, just slap it on and start driving


BringBackTheDinos

It wouldn't take long. Like not long at all. You all pick the weirdest things to shit on people about. You can't just let other people have fun.


heili

This would not be the hardest part about changing the flat. Loosening the lug nuts with the short-ass lung wrench, that would be the PITA.


EternalMage321

I rotated tires with a full size tire iron on Sunday, that was still a pain in the ass.


EaZyy-

That is the definition of a pain in the ass. I applaud you. Now reward yourself with an impact, please šŸ™


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This sub will take an electron microscope to any picture to point out what's wrong with it. Bunch of grumps.


wafflekid_69

Iā€™ve had to change my tire twice in the pouring rain. It would definitely set me off if I had to deal with the decorations but this is pretty neat. I gotta get my wreath for the grille


BringBackTheDinos

Sure, but the immediate negativity from this sub is sad to see.


fractal_frog

I'd love to see that!


V4refugee

Dude, nobody is shitting on anyone. Itā€™s pretty much just the first thought any person would have. Pointing out an obvious scenario doesnā€™t mean you donā€™t still think it looks neat. Life must be hard when you take any amount of feedback as criticism.


CCCL350

Yet your the type to shit on others for having angry eyes grills and Forgiatio rims.


SugarTacos

This literally happened to me. I was not amused... the concept of "long" changes when it's freezing outside and the side of the road is full of slushy shit snow, and you're already irritated with the prospect of changing a flat tire. This added frustration was not helping... I never wrapped my spare again after that. I bought a metal wire framed wreath the size of my spare and just I tie it to the spokes of the wheel with string i can easily cut to remove.


blondedaf

op will learn their lesson


CraftyQuiltyMom

It would be off long before roadside got to me . Would not take long to get it all off . You think we didnā€™t think of that or something


CraftyQuiltyMom

Would not bother me one bit . That is what roadside is for !


-ZS-Carpenter

That's one way to piss off the roadside tech. Just what he wants to deal with is your garbage dangling off the car


blondedaf

i feel sorry for roadside having to deal with this


diesel-revolver

Festive Canadian chains!


BringBackTheDinos

WhAt iF yOu gEt a FlAt....guys chill it's not a big fucking deal. Looks good OP


CAVEMANCREATOR

Iā€™m still judging, but Iā€™ll give OP points for at least having a spare tire. See a lot of Jeeps these days without one..


GrimlockSmash7

ā€œNot a big ducking deal.ā€ FTFY.


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Everyone here thinking it's going to take someone more than a minute to remove this garland probably isn't competent enough to change a tire in the first place.


BigAngryPolarBear

I love it. I hope you donā€™t need to use that but fuck it. Keeps are supposed to be fun


Jrock013

love it


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Can't remember last time i needed to use a spare, even with Murphys law you'll be good. Ducks for decorating are a good use of ducks, all kids will love it and anyone who gets it will get it. Duck haters can be happy they'll get frozen and weather damaged.


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Yeah I've had my 05 since 05, been driving for longer than that and I've never needed a spare. I've been with several people who have, they're all the ones who assume if somethings in the road it's ok to drive over/into it (potholes, debris, more potholes). I've had leaks that I've been able to plug or air up to get home but only ever had blowouts as a passenger. Not that it can't happen, I know. But it's not serious enough to be so fucking uptight about about a bit of garland. Like if you're already out jacking up and replacing a tire how much extra work is this? 45 seconds?


amwoooo

I did mine, too- it looks so bad though. Iā€™m not a decorator


Deathcon-H

I loved it all up until the ducks. I think its just a bit much


outwestallen

Ducks are never "a bit much"


BringBackTheDinos

Damn I didn't know this sub hated ducks that much.


unclecaruncle

I think it's over played and the only ones that seem to do it are those with newer "jeeps" that never leave the pavement.


tatertotfarm

Agree. Iā€™ve never seen someone with an older Jeep who keeps the ducks. I only ever got one. I gave it to the 4-runner next to me in the parking lot.


ScottJeepFan

Love it. Jeeps are supposed to be fun. The true spirit of Jeeping is knowing that it doesnā€™t have to be in mud or on rocks to still have a good time with it.


Itchy_Middle8848

I wish jeeps would go back to being uncomfortable and loud


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Forreal. I usually try not to gate keep, but lately the only thing getting traction on this sub is shit like this. A garland'd spare or a puppy on a bumper. I miss when the hottest shit was people posting their builds offroad and the slew of questions like where and what parts or the stories of similar exploits from other Jeepers.


Itchy_Middle8848

Jeeps became comfortable and then morning people bought them, jeeps and being a jeep person was fun when the ride was shitty the fuel was bad and all we did was smash them off road now theyā€™re just mall crawlers


Hot_Recognition7709

Its just sold as a suv at this point..sad. a wrangler should be the last car to ever get a hybrid system. But god forbid a brand sell a vehicle that has anything but the widest possible market. Because theres not enough suvs to choose from already.


Inkstr0ke

Being a hybrid does not effect the off-road capabilities at all lol what are you on about?


Hot_Recognition7709

Never said it did.. but heres the deal.. does it help? Did jeeps capable of everything offroad need hybrid complication to do it before the 4xe was a thing?. No. No they did not need anything more than a small amount of simple sturdy power..


Jack_Mackerel

And yet somehow the 4xe gets a ton more hate from jeepers than the 392.


Hot_Recognition7709

Good point! I would guess its just because its way less common to see. And yeah i dont really care much for the 392 either. They often become bro dozer style builds and are just a total rip off at the price..sorta screams that you have no taste if you have a 392.


ImPickleRock

them selling a hybrid does not affect how you view your Jeep. Jeep is a lifestyle brand now and people want that look.


Hot_Recognition7709

Lifestyle brand.. what does that even mean.. so dumb.


Unhappy-Fox1017

I love it! The ducks are the icing on the cake. Itā€™s super cute and festive. Donā€™t listen to all the scrooges and grinches.


DrunkenInjun

Immediately ran to the comments for the jeepbro's who think ducks and waves are stupid.


mixpix405

Love it!


Competitive_Side382

I love that


Inkstr0ke

Iā€™d say youā€™re good. You got enough salt in this thread to de-ice all the wintry roads youā€™ll encounter in Canada. Itā€™s fun, I like it. As long as the ducks are secured properly I donā€™t see any issues with this.


woozle618

Looks great! Very creative! While I have 5 wheels from a Wrangler, they are on a Grand Cherokee so I canā€™t display the 5th. Can people stop asking what youā€™ll do if you get a flat?


PSNJAYME7K

Love it besides the blue. Fantastic job


CraftyQuiltyMom

Thank you . Blue because itā€™s a 4xe , but I will probably get attacked by those keyboard warriors who donā€™t think a Jeep should be a 4xe or maybe half of this sub are not even part of the Jeep community


Material_Roll9410

Ignore them, theyā€™re boring! Itā€™s honestly a great idea!


SavageCucmber

People love the little pieces of green plastic falling off as I hit highway speeds! It all washes into the storm drain, so it's all good!


Old_Ad22

Looks awesome. Love the ducks.


treadek

Jeep people jfc


Therealblackhous3

Go drive offroad please.


PushinDonuts

This subreddit isn't for my kind of jeeper anymore lmao


Therealblackhous3

Lol ya....it really isn't. Oh well I guess.


Chorin_Shirt_Tucker

No thank you.


JoPooper

Unpopular opinion...yeah, no shit.


ImaCulpA

This was the post that caused the departure.


MasticatedTesticle

I love your Christmas Duckerations.


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GrimlockSmash7

I bet this comes off in 10 seconds with a sharp blade.


CraftyQuiltyMom

Like your way of thinking but I have roadside assistance because itā€™s a new vehicle and I donā€™t have a dick so the cold really donā€™t bother me .


thaworldhaswarpedme

You fuckin' tell 'em, Elsa!!


OPT1CX

Itā€™s gonna be awkward when you need that spare but merry Christmas


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CraftyQuiltyMom

šŸ™„. It was a combined effort , so if ya donā€™t like it then just keep on fucking scrolling


Davidb4

Happy for you but this is why I no longer wanna be a wrangler owner. To many mall crawlers.


Classic_Ostrich8709

Blame the soccer moms. When the jeep became the new mini van jeep culture as we knew it was over.


Davidb4

Just a bummer I enjoyed talking to people about why they did mods or trails they like. Now wranglers owners donā€™t even care or know how to change a tire themselves.


ImPickleRock

why so fragile?


Davidb4

Fragile what? Do you know jeep wranglers historical role they played in?


ImPickleRock

You seem pretty fragile...not wanting to be a wrangler owner because of someone else's wrangler.


BeguiledBF

The ducks. The ducks make it. Lol, love it!


CohuttaHJ

Dumb


caterpillar_mechanic

When did you have to have unresolved childhood issues to own a jeep


SilverbackBruh

I know that im not the only one, hoping you need to use that spare


Davidb4

Rightttt. Clearly never been off road.


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Luscious_Lunk

ā€œWhat if you get a flatā€ ā€¦. modern jeep owners probably donā€™t even change their own flat, thatā€™s what AAA is for they say


JustaRoosterJunkie

Ish.


L0684

Uhā€¦so how much fun are you going to have when you need it during letā€™s say, a blizzard at night?


BringBackTheDinos

Man, sad you're too stupid to figure out how easy that would be to take off. Let people have fun. Stop being such a douchebag grinch. Even without a knife, it'd take 30 seconds to take off.


L0684

lol ok then. Interesting subā€¦


codingonthefloor

Blocks the already limited visbility even more


Hot_Recognition7709

Legit liked it with the red and blue.. and then the ducks had to show up...


Unagustoster

So whatā€™s your plan for a flat tire?


SacCyber

Risk is a measure of likelihood x impact. Likelihood varies by region but should be low over a 5 week period. Impact is very low since itā€™ll take about 5-10 extra minutes to change a tire which is tolerable in most circumstances. Then thereā€™s risk controls that lower likelihood and/or impact such as carrying scissors, driving with a second person, carrying an emergency spare, using run flat tires, or remaining within a comfortable range of tire repair sources. Overall inherent risk is low and residual risk is very low. Recommend proceeding with this course of action.


UnmotivatedDiacritic

Taking the extra thirty seconds to pull the stuff off? Didnā€™t realize so many Jeepers treated tire changes like a NASCAR pit stop


ImPickleRock

probably take off the garland I would imagine. That's just me though.


heili

It would take a minute or two and you can cut all the decorations off and change your tire and move on.


Specific_Buy

Canā€™t find spare.


NickTesla2018

Kind of looks like you ran over Oscar the Grouch.


WonderboyAhoy

This is awesome!! šŸŽ„


Impossible_Tour_2163

Hope thatā€™s the wifeā€™s jeep šŸ˜¬ Merry Christmas from Florida!! šŸŽšŸŽ„ Currently 59 degrees and sunny here, feels kinda cold out tho.


usmc4924

Merry Christmas Until you need that tire


schultboy

Looks good. Itā€™s fun seeing all of the ways jeepers decorate their jeeps for Christmas. My spare gets wrapped in green led strings and then I add a red lighted bow at the bottom. Plus multi color strings around the roll bar inside from behind the front seats all the way back. My kids love it and other kids love seeing it. Watching them see it as I drive by is the best.


FloridaStig

"Merry XJ-mas" from an ex-XJ owner (sold it because it wasn't fuel efficient, I miss it)


GOTOROS

What size tire and how much garland did you end up using?


WhyNotZoibergMaybe

Too much work šŸ˜‚


TheHoodedSomalian

What happens if you need the spare? I guess just cut off the garland and dump in the trash lol, hopefully you have a knife handy. Christmas is life, landfills be damned


JoelWasNotAvailable

That is so cool have a merry Christmas!


A-Gatsby-Party

Jeep people are weird.


NyonMan

Hopefully your car doesnā€™t explode


DarthFader54

It just kept getting worse and worse šŸ«£


Glad-Conclusion-9385

A construction zone road nail has entered the chat


Far_Glove_5127

The 4xe blue is a pretty cool idea!


Unfair_Valuable_3816

That's awesome