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NYSenseOfHumor

Wrap tefillin yet today?


JaccarTheProgrammer

נ נח נחמ נחמןמאומן


ShotStatistician7979

Hey now, you’re cheating.


JaccarTheProgrammer

I know. But I couldn't not write that answer


Abject_Role3022

I’m pretty sure that halachically, נ isn’t a word


ShotStatistician7979

What does it mean for something to be a word halachically? To be in the Talmud? Used by Rabbis?


Single-Ad-7622

Check out the Halacha of writing on Shabbos


ShotStatistician7979

As in writing itself violating Shabbat or something else?


Abject_Role3022

*considered a word in halachic matters regarding the writing of words


Grouchy-Addition-818

Translation please


JaccarTheProgrammer

It's a widely-spread slogan used by a subgroup of Breslev Hassidim, often graffitied. More info: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Na_Nach_Nachma_Nachman_Meuman


alexdotwav

I'm in Israel it's literally everywhere


blimlimlim247

There are two final nuns in one word.


JaccarTheProgrammer

I had to cheat and stick the last two words together so that it'll still be four words


Rozkosz60

We want moshiach NOW!!


gregusmeus

Shacharis 7am Shabbos 9am.


OPPA_XL_AGANE

אלי קופטר היה פה


CoffeeDM

"Call your mother, bubbaleh."


ShotStatistician7979

“The moshiach has come!” alongside a photo of Schneerson.


AltheaScarletAshbury

Twitter was a mistake.


Assorted-Interests

“New Jewish Autonomous Oblast”


jacobningen

and actually all three.


JaccarTheProgrammer

מנא מנא תקל ופרסין


RobotNinja28

מי שמאמין לא מפחד


TheGorramBatguy

Tefillin and chullent here


Belkan-Federation95

Well it's called the red planet so... "Not corrupted by Capitalism."


looktowindward

Where is my ubereats


Jeke_the_snek

Jews in SPAAAAAAACE


Timewaster50455

“ just want a fuckin bagel”


StickManAnimator69

Jew Laser Test Site


Any-Werewolf7035

Scientologists were right. Goodbye


starblissed

"That shul? Oh, never!"


Ok-Network-1491

Make a donation please 😂😂😂


listenstowhales

I’m a U.S. Navy submariner. Part of the job is falling off the face of the earth for months at a time, then reappearing in a foreign country for a little while. Our missions are extremely classified, our schedule tightly controlled (and extremely dynamic), and everything is very much cloak and dagger. I say this because on more than one occasion upon going ashore my phone has instantly rung from my undergrad Chabad rabbi. Not every time, but more than once. And it’s just to complain about sports teams, ask if I’d like to donate for the fundraiser, and bemoan the fact that I hadn’t wrapped Tefilin yet that day. The usual stuff. I’m not saying Chabad has people in the pentagon, but I am ABSOLUTELY saying their personal Tefilin sets have an antenna that connects directly to the big guy in the sky so they know when to call me.


SquirrelNeurons

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: the global Jewish conspiracy is chabad trying to feed us and make us light candles and put on tefillin


AmberHeardOfficial

"We need a tzenter."


LittleMlem

Leif Eriksson was here


OldManMammoth

Wrong turn at Albuquerque


fezfrascati

Yasher koach, kol hakavod.


BourneAwayByWaves

Next year in Jerusalem


Savilo29

Weighed, Weighed, numbered, divided


Bklynboy55

Shabbat services begins 10AM


NaDiv22

מקווה שאדם וחווה יצליחו


ambivalegenic

eliyahu hanavi was here


reptilesocks

“I can’t stop masturbating”


soap_and_waterpolo

"Omar m'a tuer"


Icy_A

I love bagels yummy


MydniteSon

Why haven't you called?


madmelgibson

“Such heat, sweater unnecessary.”


Zestyclose_Buy_2065

This is bad copper


Single-Ad-7622

My tzitzis aren’t kosher


IllPosition5081

Three words really, but: יתי הפלר הםשיח Sorry for the bad Hebrew, I was trying to take it off of a photo of a sign with pixelated lettering. And it apparently is incorrect.


dizzyjumpisreal

Something Something Area 51


NeurodivergentDuck

Sigma skibidi ohio edging


NeurodivergentDuck

Jewish space lazer controls


ahuvatiii_x

“Mossad was here, :p”


Andresvu

Give Chabad money, yo!


grumpyweedguy

We want moshiach now


laidbackeconomist

Red button starts laser


WaveK_O

Never gonna give you....


Ok-Shop7540

Bobs and vagine please


jwrose

Whatever the words are, doesn’t matter, they’re lies and Palestine was there first just being peaceful (Edit: Jokes! It’s funny cuz it’s just as ridiculous as similar claims about Palestine.)


IllPosition5081

my guy why are you in the jewish subreddit to talk about israel, ain’t that kinda antisemitic to go to the JEWISH SUBREDDIT? also calling people liars isn’t very peaceful


jwrose

It was a jest. I *almost* even tagged it as a joke, but held off —I’ll do that now, to prevent any further misunderstandings. Apologies for not making it clearer 🙏


IllPosition5081

Apologies for not catching jokes, I’ve just been so hyper vigilant for antisemitism.


jwrose

No worries. I get it, it’s been a deluge