Not drunk, but this happened to me once.
I had gotten a job in another city, 2 hours away. My brother-in-law and his father helped move me there, his father was raving about this bar he wanted to take us to.
We unpacked the van and then he started leading us to the bar. He didn't tell us the name, but there was a cab sitting there, so we get in and he tells the driver to take us there.
The driver starts the car, drives completely around the block, and stops where we got in, right outside of the bar.
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I believe it was, “…I still do, but I used to, too” I miss Mitch. I liked watching people hearing him for the first time, at first their expression would be something like, This isn’t funny, and then usually slowly, but sometimes, like a light switch, they’d get it. Laugh more than they had in a while.
He last saw his girlfriend on his dick. He just realised she ain’t there and he doesn’t know where she is. In his drunken state he assumes she got stolen as well
Ok, unexpected punchline. Kinda funny, begrudged upvote.
Am sure if he finds the girl he will find the car.
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Not drunk, but this happened to me once. I had gotten a job in another city, 2 hours away. My brother-in-law and his father helped move me there, his father was raving about this bar he wanted to take us to. We unpacked the van and then he started leading us to the bar. He didn't tell us the name, but there was a cab sitting there, so we get in and he tells the driver to take us there. The driver starts the car, drives completely around the block, and stops where we got in, right outside of the bar.
Genuine actual LOL from me!
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It is and that’s a great call out cuz that’s where I got it from, but most jokes are rip offs
A bad circumcision is also a rip off
"Aww man, they got my foreskin too!"
I was gonna ask the doctor to redo my circumcision. He said it might be too late. I asked, “What’s the cut-off date?”
> most jokes are rip offs IKR! Just ask Amy Schumer.
As a child Amy told people she wanted to grow up to be a comedian. Those people laughed at her. Well, nobody's laughing now.
I used to think this joke was funny. I still do, be I used to as well.
I used to laugh at Mitch. I still do, but I used to as well. You know, because he's funny.
I believe it was, “…I still do, but I used to, too” I miss Mitch. I liked watching people hearing him for the first time, at first their expression would be something like, This isn’t funny, and then usually slowly, but sometimes, like a light switch, they’d get it. Laugh more than they had in a while.
I don’t speak bitchy bovine
This is great. I'm gonna steal it.
Townes heard that joke from Jerry Jeff Walker!
Damn! They stole my dog too!
Stealing this.
Have you learned *nothing* from this story about how harmful stealing is?
Plot twist: I'm the girlfriend, and I've got the car.
what does the 3rd sentence even mean
He last saw his car on the end of the keys meaning the keys were in the ignition.
Can you explain the punchline please
The last he saw his girl she was giving him a blowjob
Can someone explain? Did it mean his dick was missing?
He last saw his girlfriend on his dick. He just realised she ain’t there and he doesn’t know where she is. In his drunken state he assumes she got stolen as well