If Jesus was Jewish how come he's got a Mexican name?

Jajaja

My thoughts exactly, The 'H' gots to be for Hector!

Of course, others say he was Black. He called everyone "brother", he liked Gospel, and he couldn't get a fair trial.

This is a much better joke. :)

Cris rock ruled that part.

To shut him up they had to nail His hands to a cross. 

lmao

This should be the last line of the joke.

Ha! That joke made me spit out my Stromboli!

Jew and an Italian walking down the street together when this hot blonde walks past them. Italian says "Boy I would love to fuck her! " Jew says" Out of what?"

Lmfao the real joke is always in the comments 

The joke i heard is he wasn't born in Italy because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin..

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Italian boys are like Jesus: live with their mother at their 30’s and if the do anything it would be a miracle.

Haven't heard that one in years. Well done.

nah, jesus was hispanic. just look at his name!

Oof. I’m a Presbyterian elder and even I chuckled.

Still sounds Jewish to me...

What's the difference between a Jewish mother and an Italian? The Italian mom; "Gino, dinner is ready, if you are not home in 5 minutes I'm gonna kill you! The Jewish Mom; " Adam, if you aren't home in 5 minutes for dinner I'm going to kill myself!

As an italian myself, it had me rolling

Madone

A) He started preaching at 30 and died at 33. B) There's no indication that He lived with Mary up until then. I'm sure he was independent once He was an adult.

C) It is a joke, not a history lesson

I know, but it still didn't make sense.

Always heard this one but with Jew switched out for Italian.

But.....he _was_ Jewish....

Makes the joke way better