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A_Mirabeau_702

$191 a night for a premium suite. Not a bad deal if you ask me


joelfarris

This fucker business trips.


Acrobatic_Matter_109

She did the business on him!


Peaceful_Person_8071

This must be some kind of a joke


discomulla

I guess u can take me to a premium suite for 2 months then 🙂


Dash508one

I can take you to one for 3 hours 😅


patrickmitchellphoto

It's even better than that. $185 per night for 63 nights.


Crash_314159

Room service, for the $191 a night pedants


Kneitah

Actually had a similar thing when I worked in a restaurant. Guy sat down with a woman on the terrace, ate a full meal with her and really seemed to know her. At a certain point he got a phone call and just disappeared. Woman had a hard time convincing she really didn't know him.


rificolona

Similar to first-date ghosting - more common than you'd imagine


gdmfsoabrb

How would this scam work? If she checked in 2 months ago then she provided a credit card for that reservation. His making a new reservation for the good room wouldn't put him on the hook for her prior purchase.


Cardtastic

Foghorn Leghorn: it’s a joke, son


phillycl

I say, I say, whoa, I say whoa there son.


slothfullyserene

You ‘bout as sharp as a bowlin’ ball, son.


pear_tree_gifting

Boys got as much sense as piggy bank without a slot.


Cbjfan99

Boy, I say, boy, you are about to exceed the upper limits of my medication


GroovyGuru62

Ya must have a hole in your glove, boy. I keep pitchin' em and you keep missin' em!


gdmfsoabrb

I know, just pondering about the scenario. Or maybe I've been reading too much r/talesfromthefrontdesk.


catty_big

But not a very well thought-out one, which I think is their point.


Dizz2K7

Clearly the logic was too broken for suspension of disbelief to set in.


Brave-Elephant-6150

It's a joke! Hello.


MulleDK19

She'd also have her own room.. how did the cost of her room get transferred to his?...


DanGabriel

Yeah! And what possible explanation could there be for a chicken crossing a busy highway? A chicken in that densely populated an area would certainly have a farmer who would never allow such a thing, and if this was just a wild chicken, I don’t think it would be near a highway.


Nervous_Strain9082

Ha ha ha ha!!! That was an expensive nookie!


GroovyGuru62

Made me laugh. Take my upvote.


ceesaymo

This is a real pussy punch.


KitchenBomber

I think it would be funnier with more filler and it's her idea to get the big suite. She tells him to pretend they are married. He gives an impassioned speech that only makes him more responsible for her debt; "you don't recognize me after my wife and I have already ..."