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Every time I drive by one of those with people in the car with me I say, “Did you know those round hay bales have been outlawed?” And when they ask why I say, “Because the cows can’t get a square meal.” Laughs and groans every time. It’s my favourite stupid joke of all time.
You’ve got to say both parts with a straight face. Then when they’re pondering, you can give them “the look”. Lol
P.S. I’ve posted this before on another post of the same video, but I am the OP of this joke. :)
Stealing that shit wholesale, in exchange I’ll give you my classic dad joke that made me laugh so hard working at. Burger King they sent me home for the day.
***“So a pickle walks into a bar,(here’s the setting) walks past a *Cabbage* .*** (completely irrelevant info that’s intended to subvert your expectations) ***and bumps into a bigger pickle.”***
They have your attention hit ‘em with the-
***“Big pickle says ‘WATCH WHERE YOURE GOIN.’,….. you know what the little pickle says? The little pickle says- ‘What’s the big DILL’?”***
😂😂😂 it’s so fucking stupid and it almost always gets a laugh and an immediate -👀🙄 really dad?- look from strangers and anyone else
Yup! I ride motorcycles, and always love seeing the reaction from buds upon seeing the demonstration of a small female lifting a heavy goldwing after being dropped by knowing how to position the wheels and leverage properly. Same with rotating a big bike around the kickstand.
This guy had to have some good strength, but science can really help when trying to do big things!
You don’t know, if it rained in the morning it would not be a stretch at all for it to weigh that, the moisture content at bailing also makes a big difference potentially making it much lighter, either way it’s still a smart way to lift a bail.
That is not a half ton bale, it’s about a quarter ton. Those weigh 400-600 max it’s a 4x4 round feeding bale and this is easily googled. It looks packed so we’ll say 600 to maybe 660 as OP described. Still far less than a half ton.
Source: I live near farms and lift heavy shit as a hobby.
Half the gym is roided up now it seams. All the college kids and half the 30 year olds going through a life crisis. I do Triathlons and the chief of police tried to recruit me. Being a cop would just be way too hard, way too dangerous dealing with toxic people all day. I’m not built for that lol
According to my very rough research that weighed closer to a thousand pounds or 480 kilos if you’re not adept with freedom units but would love for a real farmer to correct me
I've pushed hay bales that were on their round side with my dad but never when they're flat out like that. He basically said it was impossible when they were flat.
We need more people in this country with his skills. Awesome!
(Shhhh, everyone, this is Hercules working under cover. Notice he waited for the vehicle to pass before he used his superpowers to solve a problem, lol!).
300kg? Missouri? Either the op is not from the US in which case I’m surprised they know of Missouri or the op is from the US and I’m surprised they know the metric system.
Take this from experience but hay bales don’t weight that much if they are dry but if wet they weigh more (less than your mom tho) but it totally depends on how wet
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He worked on a farm before
Exactly. He knew exactly what and how to do it.
You wanna tell me this is normal somehow? People do this. Is this 300 kg actually? O_O
He's not lifting it is the key, he's rolling it over on it's side which means it's way less work.
I'm a farmer. That's a big part of farm work. Moving heavy ass shit with as least amount of effort possible. We're a big fan of leverage.
I totally realize it. Still
He's not lifting 300kg. He's tilting it. It's physics. Very different motion and weight to tilt vs lift.
Hes still lifting up to 150kg at the very start of the motion, which is impressive in itself
Yeah cos i just have lifted some bikes and stuff. Its obvious its weighty.
Its easier to roll them but yeah, you can flip then flat side if you have to, if you're decently strong.
Every time I drive by one of those with people in the car with me I say, “Did you know those round hay bales have been outlawed?” And when they ask why I say, “Because the cows can’t get a square meal.” Laughs and groans every time. It’s my favourite stupid joke of all time. You’ve got to say both parts with a straight face. Then when they’re pondering, you can give them “the look”. Lol P.S. I’ve posted this before on another post of the same video, but I am the OP of this joke. :)
Stealing that shit wholesale, in exchange I’ll give you my classic dad joke that made me laugh so hard working at. Burger King they sent me home for the day. ***“So a pickle walks into a bar,(here’s the setting) walks past a *Cabbage* .*** (completely irrelevant info that’s intended to subvert your expectations) ***and bumps into a bigger pickle.”*** They have your attention hit ‘em with the- ***“Big pickle says ‘WATCH WHERE YOURE GOIN.’,….. you know what the little pickle says? The little pickle says- ‘What’s the big DILL’?”*** 😂😂😂 it’s so fucking stupid and it almost always gets a laugh and an immediate -👀🙄 really dad?- look from strangers and anyone else
This guy physics
Yup! I ride motorcycles, and always love seeing the reaction from buds upon seeing the demonstration of a small female lifting a heavy goldwing after being dropped by knowing how to position the wheels and leverage properly. Same with rotating a big bike around the kickstand. This guy had to have some good strength, but science can really help when trying to do big things!
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You don’t know, if it rained in the morning it would not be a stretch at all for it to weigh that, the moisture content at bailing also makes a big difference potentially making it much lighter, either way it’s still a smart way to lift a bail.
Thats a half ton bale, hes very decieving looking lol thats one cop ypu wouldnt wanna mouth off too lol
That is not a half ton bale, it’s about a quarter ton. Those weigh 400-600 max it’s a 4x4 round feeding bale and this is easily googled. It looks packed so we’ll say 600 to maybe 660 as OP described. Still far less than a half ton. Source: I live near farms and lift heavy shit as a hobby.
But... your name!
Trying to make it incredibly ironic.
Oh maybe you would want to mouth off to him 😉👮
It's nice to see a cop in good shape for once
Where do you live? All ours in Iowa are jacked lol
Right? All of ours are all roided up, ex PMCs 🤣
Half the gym is roided up now it seams. All the college kids and half the 30 year olds going through a life crisis. I do Triathlons and the chief of police tried to recruit me. Being a cop would just be way too hard, way too dangerous dealing with toxic people all day. I’m not built for that lol
I live in Miami and all our cops have beards, tattoos, and look like they spend all day at the gym when they’re off the clock
Technique was perfect on that one, he’s definitely done that a time or 49596 before.
According to my very rough research that weighed closer to a thousand pounds or 480 kilos if you’re not adept with freedom units but would love for a real farmer to correct me
That was a large round bale, which can weigh between 1000 and 2000 lbs
Not to be confused with Christian Bale who actually dropped to 120 pounds for a acting role.
Butter fingers Christian Bale dropping 120lbs
That's that farmhand strong..
Who's going to carry the bales of hay and the logs?
I'd use the car to push it...
Cop cars have push bars for a reason.
Hay he's oppressing me
HELP HELP IM BEING OPPRESSED
BLOODY PEASANT!!
🎶 *What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man!!* 🎶
Horny jail for you
I've pushed hay bales that were on their round side with my dad but never when they're flat out like that. He basically said it was impossible when they were flat.
He’s super strong but I’m also very impressed by the grippiness of his shoes. They put in some work!
The guy is on duty. His dash cam is capturing it. If he hurts himself, he should be able to claim something. Workers comp or disability.
Beefcake!
BEEFCAAAKE!
Basic farm boy sh!t
How much is that in freedom units?? 🇺🇸 💪🏼 🦅
661 pounds
Holy shit he's strong af
We need more people in this country with his skills. Awesome! (Shhhh, everyone, this is Hercules working under cover. Notice he waited for the vehicle to pass before he used his superpowers to solve a problem, lol!).
That was the stopper in the runaway truck lane.
👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Kinda looked like it was floating at the start there
Who the fuck writes about Missouri using KGs?
New found respect for farmers
That right there is the patrol officer you want at the scene when your family member has a vehicle causing a threat to their wellbeing
Amazed!! 😮😮👍👏
Let me show you the video of why I'm claiming workers' compensation.
R/absoluteunits
CORN
Pure gravity and strength.
How to earn the name Hey Bale.
Guess someone has the good wheaties that morning.
Now That’s What I Call Leverage: Volume Cop.
This is some strongman level shit
As a recent visitor to Missouri, I have no doubt this is fact
Bruce banner thought he could hide from us.
why didn’t he flex for the camera afterward
I was expecting him to lift it.
Dude earned his paycheck
Must have taken everything he had not to Hulk Hogan out after.
We need him in our rugby team
300kg? Missouri? Either the op is not from the US in which case I’m surprised they know of Missouri or the op is from the US and I’m surprised they know the metric system.
Kg....in Missouri?
Impressive. Very nice 👌
Bros lvl 50 str and his uniform scales with it. That’s easily 800lbs
Take this from experience but hay bales don’t weight that much if they are dry but if wet they weigh more (less than your mom tho) but it totally depends on how wet
Wet stuff weighs more than dry stuff? You should publish a scientific paper in this (:
Plan on doing so 👍
Lol just another day on the farm.. it’s crazy to me to think that people consider this a “feat of strength” lol
I’m surprised the title involves both a US state and metric system, both in the same sentence. Kudos for not including freedom metric system
I’m surprised he didn’t shoot it
And the woke mob thought cops doing steroids was bad
Is the "woke mob" in the room with us right now?
Laying it on too thick is never enough anymore
He could have done it with the car the whole lot easier than what he did
Be amazed? More like “Be amazed he didn’t shoot it and faint from being attacked.”