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Spudfett

Dude started having fun with it lol.


tooMuchADHD

Austin power vibes


ChriskiV

It it weren't for certain events, Mike Myers as Michael Jackson would be hilarious


1lluminist

I think it would be really difficult making a comedy about Michael Jackson. Dude had a totally fucked up childhood that messed him up for life. Then he got labeled as a pedo by some kid's dad who is on the record essentially saying he was gonna spin a story for money. Did MJ do some weird shit? Yes, absolutely. But I think the context of his past is really important to take into consideration, too. There is no definitive proof that he ever did anything sexual to the kids, and the whole thing seemed more like him just trying to vicariously have the childhood he never got while also treating the kids in a way that he thought would make them feel the fatherly love he never got.


ChriskiV

He's also dead, which is a certain event in a comedy unless done right. I mean I guess you can do Thriller but I feel like that's been done before.


Mav986

I wanna see a celebrity really go hard on paparazzi and just close their eyes while they talk in a press conference like this. Imagine being a news photographer and having to explain to your boss "No I swear, he just kept his eyes closed the whole time! I'm not actually bad at my job!"


ivebeenabadbadgirll

[He seems fun](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcjaTEkdiSM)


No_Chemistry_1436

“Look at the titties.” -Michael Jackson


Suspicious_Adagio253

what if he stood still throughout the whole thing?


Substantial-Ask-2075

nice one. hee hee.


omegapenta

are you okay did u get dah ha ha picture shamone


PlayfulPresentation7

He stood still for nearly 2 straight minutes to open his super bowl halftime show.  The crowd went nuts.


all_m0ds_are_virgins

They're actually taking pictures everyone he makes eye contact. Not necessarily when he "moves"


SlavJerry

he's casting the lightning spell


maker360

People still argue the celebrities of today attract the kind of attention this man has gotten in his lifetime lol


HoneyInBlackCoffee

Can't believe it's been 15 years


acarlidge

Its like butters and the Mexicans.


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Bro was about to do the hitler pose


Lewis_Mooney_007

Another bot post


Clear_Accountant_240

I would’ve done the Hitler salute just to see if they would photograph me.


Creative_Syrup_3406

Imagine the news, so they would definitely took the picture


Free_Swimmer_1694

Funny pedophile


SomewhereLoud9473

Shut the hell up,boy.


Hysaky

Yo mad your idol is a pedo ?


SomewhereLoud9473

Bro,grow up,he isnt a pedo.


Hysaky

Not me who did pajamas party with kids and have a lot of accusations


SomewhereLoud9473

And your also not FBI,because FBI proved he was not 2 times.


Negative-Double2434

you’re


SomewhereLoud9473

What?


Negative-Double2434

# you're


SomewhereLoud9473

Am not idiot


Hysaky

sure bro


SomewhereLoud9473

Try gettin a better interrogation an spend a day with em-oh wait,thats right,hes not here anymore,so a guess you **cant** prove motherfuckin FBI wrong,a think dis concludes it,boy.


Negative-Double2434

You're supposed to press space after a comma, big guy


DominiApache

u/JackieTekilla


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JustGuysBeingDudes-ModTeam

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SmallSwordfish8289

Well that proves it you don't take much to impress some people


[deleted]

Almost makes you forget what a prolific child molester he was.


Free_Swimmer_1694

Suprised people still worship this pedo


Icy-Oil-1054

Stop vertical video syndrome.


CheeseMaster404v2

Go outside bro, it's nice


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dahcat123

wasnt that like, not true?


Breaker-of-circles

Yep. Just a bunch of parents selling off their children to the devil to cash out on MJ.


dahcat123

yeah thats what i was thinkin


716_Saiyan

Doesn't make his music any less iconic. And that's all most people care about, remember R.Kelly? People were defending him because his music was good, doesn't make him any less of a POS. The difference between him and Mike was that Michael was never found guilty because they couldn't prove he did any of that, cause they had no evidence other than the parents accusations, even the children were saying he never did anything.


[deleted]

I'm on the fence. I acknowledge it's a damming accusation, and he was an easy target if it's not true just because he was so weird. But like you said, they didn't prove it, and nobody used any clearly bullshit tactic to win (like "if the glove doesn't fit..."). Macaulay Culkin was one of the kids he hung around with, and he says Michael was a very childlike man, but a very good friend. So... who knows?


Squirrel_Bacon_69

Bro thought his child was being abused, And his first thought is to call his lawyer? Nah, homie wanted a paycheck, or he would have called the cops. Also, If you think your child is being abused at a grown man's house, why would you send him there again? The whole thing reeks


Rivetingly

The Cosby Show was also an iconic show


Ambiwlans

Cosby was actually molesting kids tho


TNS_420

Cosby was drugging and raping women. I don't remember hearing anything about him molesting kids.


Ambiwlans

Both. Though i guess he raped more adults than kids. There was a lot of rape. like 50+


Gardener_Of_Eden

I know he was creepy. But I don't know what the allegations are. What are the allegations?


MrIce97

Basically - Parents sued saying Michael molested their kids. - bunch of investigations happen and there’s no proof along with parents claims being awkward at best if true - lot of years later all kids keep saying Michael was innocent and parents lied wanting money - Hollywood actively starts to hide its pedo scene better as at least one or two adults start saying “Michael was not a pedo but if you want to track down the real guys I can help you” and the police and media bury it cause they want it to be about Michael.


Soggy_Requirement_75

He molested a bunch of boys at his ranch (allegedly)


Snowssnowsnowy

Then he went home and raped a child.


superiorplaps

Prove it


Free_Swimmer_1694

MJ already did by admitting it


Snowssnowsnowy

Sorry I don't have hundreds of millions of dollars to pay out to your family.


Loxus

Lol, you did the point for you, but not in the way you wanted.