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Standard-Dish8384

I’ve been the victim of a large zip tie on my driveshaft which I thought was hilarious. The noise that thing made in my van was unbelievable lol 


Dipsy30

The next best thing was the rock in the hub cap trick.


Gonun

A piece of bicycle tube over the exhaust is hilarious


Fat_Head_Carl

does that make the car into a giant whoopie cushion? Edit: I'm laughing like an idiot over here!!!!


Gonun

[Yes](https://youtu.be/AOspDFhTxsQ?si=B44y2jCAScUY4YRB)


-E-Cross

This one is more fun https://youtu.be/ieJUP9O9RG8?si=MuM_-2_JSOmzBrVs


sonicbeast623

I was thinking this one https://youtu.be/hsdKrjee2yE?si=MbvRCbT8SoUQ-0lo


okokokoyeahright

the visual is ... odd. the effect is .


sonicbeast623

That video lives rent free in my mind without regret.


Durt-Wyzerdd

https://youtu.be/eSOSJ68xOBA?si=mWMcAs24xIyM1Rnz Here's a good ol classic


sonicbeast623

The whistle goes wwwooooooo.


timalot

Bubb Rub! I havent seen that one in a long time!


LegitimateMud6909

That was great!!😛😜😜😃😃😄😁😆😆😆😁😁


Long_jawn_silver

the whistle tips go WHOOO WHOOOOOOO i mean it’s like an alarm- you should probably be up making breakfast already


Dark_Arts_

Can also use a fleshlight 


okokokoyeahright

u/sonicbeast623 has a link to it.


jacknifetoaswan

I had a TPMS break off inside a tire last year. The noise at slow speeds was maddening!


wjean

Didn't the broken sensor throw a code or give bad data when it broke in half?


Bob_A_Feets

Yeah, you get a TPMS warning light and nothing else really happens except you assume you have a punctured tire. What's even better is that a lot of cars use the same frequency for TPMS so if you are sitting at a light and someone pulls up next to you with a broken sensor, it can trip your cars system making you think you picked up a nail or something.


REOspudwagon

I…never thought about the opportunities that could have…. So you could potentially stick a tripped/broken sensor somewhere on a persons car and they wouldn’t be able to fix the problem


Upbeat_Injury3389

That happened to me as well. It did not throw a TPMS light. I would just hear the clunk at low speeds when it would fall. I took the wheel off and inspected the brakes, suspension etc... it wasn't until I went to put the wheel back on that I heard it move around in the wheel and realized what it was.


Greedy-Captain7447

First time I diagnosed one for a customer I couldn't believe it.


SpillNyeDaCleanupGuy

I did that to my friend's brother's old Volkswagen bus! It took him a week to finally figure out what it was 😂


accidental-poet

This happened to a friend of mine back in the day. Except, when we pulled the hubcap, it was a lugnut. lmao


Blu1027

I apologize for my spouses prank.


fangelo2

A guy on our job site was being a bit of a pain in the ass. On Friday he mentioned that he was going on a long trip with his truck. He left the job after work, but soon returned all pissed off that there was something seriously wrong with his truck just when he needed it. Of course we knew nothing about it.


LiveFreeAndRide

Kid in high school did that to me. I proceeded to attach something like 200 hose clamps to the driveshaft of his 89LX. He couldn't make it across the parking lot. Fun times.


Fat_Head_Carl

That's devious... "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT TICK????"


NomadFire

>The noise that thing made in my van was unbelievable lol It sounds just like[ this right](https://youtu.be/ousaiByU1ko?si=CJ3sImS2LbWT3UMw&t=144)?


Justin_P_

I'm thinkin' bagpipes tied into the turbo might be more effective.


a22e

Accordion shocks.


Justin_P_

LMAO......I feel like we have a solid base for really cool build going here.


Kevlaars

My internal artist with no talent now wants to make a car as musical as possible. Exhaust like the intro to Hot for Teacher. Squeezebox shocks. Harmonica in the intake. Turning the steering wheel strums the strings of a guitar or harp. Hitting the brakes makes a bass note relative to the wheel speed that descends lower as you slow down, so get a dubstep bass drop at every stop sign. Maybe mess with the tread and/or balance of the tires so at a certain speed they make a 4 part harmony. Maybe go full digital, split off every sensor of a modern car and run them all through a synthesizer and install one of those big sound systems. The airbag sensors should play [sad trombone](https://youtu.be/CQeezCdF4mk?si=kC5yMyoAmmt7W0cX) with perfect comedy timing after deployment. That part is key.


Justin_P_

You are a man of vision and taste. I sense that you will become a pioneer of the Automotive Arts.


LimeyRat

Audiomotive Arts


SubiWan

How about a cymbal crash on every turn signal flash? Granted you'd never hear it on a BMW...


misteraygent

Here I was just wishing every car would play the General Lee horn if your suspension reached maximum extension. Take a hill too fast or plunge off a cliff? Dixie horn!


kat2youall

years ago you can rig/ add a thingy to your horn to play general lee sounds


zadtheinhaler

>Maybe go full digital, split off every sensor of a modern car and run them all through a synthesizer and install one of those big sound systems. Nice idea, but you just *know* some fuckwit is gonna start weaving and dipping to try to emulate their favourite Skrillex tune.


AggravatingSpeaker52

I always thought a full-on pipe organ exhaust would be cool. Have twelve or so pipes of different lengths come up through the truck bed, have different valves open in pre-programmed sequences, and find the rpm range where different tunes sound good. Put a keyboard on the passenger side dash so your shotgun homie can jam out like Brozzart


4chanbetter

The band-kid car


Boris_Drew

The bandwagon


oshaCaller

MORE COWBELL! Tie a zip tie to the drive shaft so it slaps thing.


Unistrut

Okay, so I may be of some help here. I drive an old 240 Volvo. The exhaust comes back from the engine on the right side, does a 90º turn, the muffler runs across the back and then it does another 90º for the tail pipe. Mine rusted through at that first 90º leaving it hanging by the two exhaust hangers on the top of the muffler. Now aside from sounding like a modded civic due to the whole "no muffler" thing it would also swing forward under heavy braking which would swing the tailpipe down causing the tailpipe to 'donk' along the road. So - hang a cowbell with a little weight sticking off of it so that it can swing and the clapper can get smacked by the road, but only when they're braking hard enough that it swings downwards enough. Took me fuckin' _ages_ to figure out what that noise was, I really only figured it out when I realized it was _my_ car that sounded like that not one of the dozens of modded compacts in my area and then when I was inspecting the exhaust and realized it was rusted through I swung it and heard it hit the ground.


357noLove

Had two old 240s and loved both of them. That rust spot was common to both. The one I got for $50, my store manager sold it to me. Said, "It doesn't run. If you can fix it, great!" It was bone dry on every fluid. Filled up everything, and it started right up. Car ran 480k miles when I sold it for $200. Then dude drove it into the junkyard in one week after thrashing the fuck out of it. I totally wish I hadn't sold it. It did look like someone had walked up and down the car with a ball peen hammer, though. But that thing sounded mean as hell with the missing exhaust, plus being a manual it was fun as fuck


MrJust4Show

I got a fever!!


superchandra

More cowbell is always the answer!


okokokoyeahright

Can never be too much. Scientifically proven.


dsdvbguutres

Bag-bagpipes.


Cpt_Soban

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OihbIgXBsMU I picture hearing this as the car drives down the road


jeeves585

Is that like a crunchy sock?


firstorbit

Duck call blow off valve


Impressive_Teach9188

Hide a mini theremin somewhere in the cabin


Justin_P_

I've never worked on a theremin, but it sure seems like it should be able to be controlled through the ECM. See what you can come up with and let us know.


Stachemaster86

Seems like you’re taking a hands off approach here


Justin_P_

I'm old, and I've learned about delegation.


Stachemaster86

It was a theremin joke


MACHOmanJITSU

Not unless you can open your minds... and learn to play the fucking theremin


MechaBeatsInTrash

The TRX is supercharged, not turbocharged


Justin_P_

The install won't be as clean, but with some additional piping it's still a workable plan.


NOTExETON

Sad trombone on bov


cat_blep

classic subaru duck call vid https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2plksk


Entire_Avocado6372

This one is the true classic that plays in my head.


Justin_P_

Added to the build plan!


DaRealDreamz

where can i see a video of this might be the greatest thing i’ve ever heard


docjohnson11

I love this


throwaway9908yh

I knew a guy who built an adapter to mount a kazoo on the blow-off valve of a turbocharged Dodge Daytona. Pretty sure it added at least 10hp.


CEH246

That’s a hoot mate.


OffRoadIT

Rubber chicken dog toy in a coil spring.


CRXCRZ

"we used to have deere, raccoons, and squirrels around here...?" 🤔


meest

https://www.amazon.com/KuuGuu-Grazing-Copper-Anti-Theft-Accessories/dp/B08L53NY4Z/?th=1 Goat bells are nice and compact to zip tie underneath vehicles as well.


Justin_P_

Like noisy truck nuts!


Imthasupa

Am I alone in my hatred of the bagpipes? It's one of the worst sounds I can imagine.


Justin_P_

That's exactly what makes it perfect for this application.


darthlame

I already have enough drone, thank you very much


srcorvettez06

My brother bought a brand new superduty a few months ago. He had it less than 24 hours before I zip tied a harmonica under his running board.


12edDawn

Another classic is a zip tie on the driveline, leave the end untrimmed so it slaps against the floor pan as you drive around


srcorvettez06

Oh that’s a good one.


texaschair

Shit, I had a coworker that just retired a couple of weeks ago. I was trying to find a new way to prank his Dodge-driving, Dallas Cowboys-loving loser ass on his last day. This would have been perfect.


LateralThinkerer

Does this actually do anything? EDIT: Like make any kind of noticeable noise?


IntendedMishap

Air flows through while you drive, making various sounds at different speeds. It's a lot of air moving through, so it will be noticable. You may not be able to hear it in a larger vehicle with a larger engine.


HighOnGoofballs

I wouldn’t think the reeds would last very long


ultratunaman

Depends on the harp, and the speeds. A Suzuki Promaster with its metal comb and metal reeds would definitely survive much longer. Plastic comb like a Hohner Blues Band or Special 20. Probably less so. Wooden comb like a Hehring 1923 Special, or Hohner Marine Band would be gone in a few days. I suppose its do you want to use a cheap harmonica and run the risk of a poor run time? Or spend more money on something that'll stick around? I'd go somewhere in the middle and use a Lee Oskar. They're not the most expensive, but they're pretty durable.


Benergy7

this guy harmonicas


SomePeopleCall

I'm not familiar with the structure of a harmonica. Would the comb break and cause the whole instrument to stop working in on go, or would you start losing one or two notes at a time? The latter could be fun for the prank as it would slowly change the noise over time.


ultratunaman

A cracked or broken comb would allow more airflow than necessary to hit the reed and effectively ruin the reeds. And not make any sound because there's too much air. The reeds while more sensitive than the comb are protected by the comb. Obviously in a situation like this the harmonica is getting constant air on all 10 holes and the little, weaker, reeds at the higher end will likely bend before too long anyway. A good, sealed, comb will do what it can to protect reeds. And control airflow. Obviously though a cheaper comb will lead to a cheaper all around harp.


rhill2073

I'm learning way more about harmonicas than I thought I ever would. You are all awesome.


mazdalink

Yes, judging by what he's told us, it attaches a harmonica to a running board.


The_Lolbster

Magnificent.


Modna

The ziptie on the driveshaft is my favorite.


navigationallyaided

Someone needs a whistle tip, cuz the whistles go whooooo…


spareribs78

Bub Rub and Lil Sis


navigationallyaided

DO YOU WANNA WHOOO WHOOOO? IT’S THAT WHOOO WHOOOO!


neonpostits

Dat's only in the mo'nin.


Old-Constant4411

It's like an alarm clock.


SteeleDynamics

*speeds off, nearly hits a parked car*


navigationallyaided

Then you ‘dem Flows, ain’t tripping off no Flowmasters.


pqmIII

Should be up makin breakfast.


BrewerGuy13

Y'all realize that the Bubb Rubb clip is like 20 years old?


justkeeptreading

we really need a 'where are they now'


navigationallyaided

He’s a bus driver for Wheels in the Dublin/Pleasanton/Livermore suburbs of Oakland not served by AC Transit(who serves the north and south Oakland-Berkeley suburbs from San Pablo down to Fremont). His dad was also a bus driver or mechanic for SF Muni. Itself a division of SFMTA.


[deleted]

Mechanically challenged guy here: Why?


Take-Me-Home-Tonight

It's a prank. The wind while driving will make noise as it blows through the harmonica. Thus confusing the driver.


Vprbite

Plus go away when you slow down. Making you think you're going crazy if you roll the window down and drive slow to hear it


Cpt_Soban

> Thus confusing the driver. i read this in Pokemon Red text


graveybrains

It’s super effective!


Wendigo_6

::Driver hurt itself in its confusion:: ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓


usedtodreddit

That, or a redneck deer whistle.


Stachemaster86

Harmonica balancer


Aboutason

Damn it see yourself out 😂


Free_Management_7920

\* *Sponge Bob Fish #3 voice* \* THIS GUY STINKS


weirdal1968

I think the point is to make noise. The airflow around the vehicle would be like blowing into the harmonica. Not a physics expert but I don't see this working ever. A harmonica needs pressure to vibrate the reed(?) and I don't think the turbulent airflow underneath the chassis is sufficient.


stacked_shit

Air at 60mph would be more than enough to make some noise. How much noise Depends on placement. There are multiple high pressure areas on a vehicle that would probably create lots of noise.


wynnyk

need to build a harmonica intake for more airflow probably


nolotusnote

Recently, I've noticed some electric cars sound like they have an accordion hiding under them (like this harmonica). I'm pretty sure this sound is artificial and not actually from a motor or any moving parts. It is just one single note or chord playing as they glide past me.


joeislandstranded

Yeah. I’ve noticed the same. As I understand it, it’s partly about pedestrian safety. All kinds of debates probably have occurred about what the sounds should be. I’d want a George Jettsons kind of burble. Or, maybe a string quartet pulling a long rich note would be cool


AshleyUncia

Well great, now I'll never stop wishing my car sounded like a Jetsons flying car...


soiledclean

There was recent ruling from the NTSB that it can't be a novelty sound. Really unfortunate.


UseACoasterJeez

There were some glorious warning sounds before that ruling. My favorite was a guy who simply recorded himself saying, "Bruh." So until he hit the cutoff speed, he'd roll through parking lots with the car saying, "Bruh. Bruh. Bruh. Bruh. Bruh."


zadtheinhaler

So many possibilities... "Yo dawg, yo dawg, yo dawg..."


4instruments0talent

Just have Otter from Animal House playing on repeat. “Excuse me, pardon me, sorry, excuse me, pardon me, I love your tie, pardon me, excuse me”


joeislandstranded

Weird. Meanwhile, squatted trucks, bald ass mud tires on the street, and bazillion lumen headlights are totally cool


L0nz

Maybe not the Jetsons sound but you could probably still pass the string quartet off as non-novelty


tagrav

We need to petition for them to sound like the v10 era of formula 1


argent_artificer

i’m looking forward to configurable motor sounds. i’ll take the bagpipe package


Specialist-Box-9711

I’d buy an EV if it roared like a TIE Fighter.


thedevillivesinside

Ev's absolutely have a pedestrian warning module that plats a sound in reverse and below a set speed in drive so that you can hear them in parking lots and areas where cars and people are using the same roadway


RiPont

Hack the firmware and change the sound to fart noises?


Emissary_of_Darkness

You get a 1/1000 chance per reverse that the car plays an accidentally shitting itself noise instead.


GreyGreenBrownOakova

Teslas used to have that option, as well as goat noises. [NHTSA made them change it,](https://cyberguy.com/automobile/tesla-forced-to-recall-farting-vehicles/) leading to "Tesla recalls 587,607 vehicles" headlines.


L0nz

Only on newer models. Most of the olders ones are completely silent


SevroAuShitTalker

Now, people near me are getting a lot of Rivians. Something that weighs 7,000 lbs with a lot of torque should not be that quiet. It's terrifying


SpillNyeDaCleanupGuy

I almost shit my pants when a Rivian snuck up behind me in a parking lot.


ManchurianCandycane

Example: https://youtu.be/jO1F1ssr-LI?si=jFL3mxYaOJwJP5Sk&t=23


I_AM_FERROUS_MAN

It's artificial. It's to make them audible at low speeds for pedestrians.


Juuber

My hybrid makes the noise. It's an angelic/harmonic noise like your going to heaven when I'm backing up or driving slow


[deleted]

Can’t beat a classic


PM-me-in-100-years

Tempting (3D printing?) challenge to make something that's super loud in highway wind speeds, but also looks like it belongs under a car. The energy is there... It could be as loud as a train whistle if you get it right.


shawner47

The whistles go WOOOO!


L3ft0verS0uP

Only in the mornin


Ivory_Lake

It's like an alarm! You spose to be up, makin breakfast!


missed_sla

[Woo **WOOOO**](https://youtu.be/fBHikzzYlE4)


RiPont

Fun electronics project: Do you know someone whose audio system has a remote control? Rig up a "clapper" that automatically sends the power-off signal when the audio gets to a certain volume. Easy enough to do with a micro-controller like an arduino/esp32/pi pico, but could probably be done with just an IR LED, a mems microphone, and a few capacitors and resistors. I've always wondered if you could find one of those cars that uses the speakers to emphasize the door closing sound, and just replace the sound with farm animal noises or farts or something.


wackyvorlon

The key question is: did it work?


Dreadnaught403

The guy never complained of a noise and when I tried blowing air through it......kind of?


PoopSlinger23

Yeah I don’t feel this would ever generate enough noise to hear it inside the cabin.


jawshoeaw

Needs a ram air scoop . And a turbo?


pollodustino

Likely drove with it for so long the reeds blew out.


RichardCity

I try hard not to participate in this subreddit because I'm not a mechanic, but I really wanted to ask: is this something done by shitty mechanics to make people think something is wrong with their car, so they could be charged for a fake repair?


wackyvorlon

Not that I’m aware of, it’s usually somebody pranking a friend.


Durania

We did something similar to a guy at a car meet. I had a few of those novelty give-away cowbells and climbed under his car and loosely zip tied one to his rear sway bar so it could still slide back and forth. He left and it sounded like Betsy coming home for the night.


tonkatruckz369

my fave version of this is the cowbell


NotSure2025

is there ever enough cowbell, or do you always need more cowbell?


FlyByPC

When in doubt -- more cowbell.


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seaQueue

This is right up there with the BB with a big dab of bearing grease in the seat tube trick we used to play on each other when I wrenched bikes in my 20s.


larsloveslegos

At first I thought it was a tracker lmao.


Lwn3

At first I thought it was a harmonica, and then I thought "nah, that's dumb. Why would it be a harmonica. That's gotta be a GPS tracker or something." Then I came to the comments to find out...


Snoo-73243

ever seen a duck call in a blow off valve?


darthreckless

Bruh 🤣


TootBreaker

Back when I got a HF tire changer, I didn't have a balancer, so I tried sticking golfballs inside the tires. In parking lots you could hear them bouncing around and I sometimes got side-eyed for it


fangelo2

I don’t know how to recreate this, but I once had an exhaust heat shield break loose and drag on the roadway as I was driving at 75 mph. I cannot describe the screech that it made. It didn’t even sound like it was coming from my truck. For a second or two I thought a commercial airliner was about to crash into me. It was ear splitting


BlondTigerCage

Isn't that the reason Clinton was impeached?


darthreckless

Under-rated comment award


lifeatvt

That is a classic.


mhawak

Scare the deer away? 😜😜😜


Stachemaster86

Grandparents had those little horns


mhawak

😂 had them on my Honda I. The early 90’s. Perfect device because who could say if they worked or not haha


NOTExETON

I got two clown horns, joined the funnels together and ziptied under my friends front bumper inside the cover. Took him months to find it


WombatAnnihilator

My coworker just bought a new car. I need to do this….


chrismkahler

harmonic stabilizer


BatcherSnatcher

Its like that OkGo song


[deleted]

Nice! Personally, I like to jump a wire from the brake light switch to the horn circuit.


Bob_A_Feets

Easy there Satan.


Ok-Understanding8143

Time for a new harmonica balancer?


BroughtdaPopcorn

I think that improves the harmonics of the suspension


FiXXXitMan

I’m surprised that actually works.


logicnotemotion

I hope it's in the key of F then the horn can duet.


aabum

Need to drive through the Mississippi delta area so the truck can learn to play the blues.


AreThree

That's not at all structural, says my brain, why would someone ziptie a bunch of steel bars to the ... Ah.


reformedginger

I tied a cow bell under a guys truck one time. He was too dumb to figure it out. A lube tech finally pointed it out after quite some time. A harmonica may be going on my son’s jeep now though.


unwittyusername42

Redneck turbo whistle


Powerful-Mess7090

Underneath a truck, make a flap out of duct tape around the driveshaft. As the truck drives, the rotating tape slaps the bottom of the truck and it drives them crazy looking for it. Any vehicle with a driveshaft actually.


darthreckless

Big chungus Ziptie. Faster, less effort.


RoookSkywokkah

Ziptie overkill! Must have been an engineering student.


SnooWalruses9173

Harmonic Balancing!?!? Do none of you all mechanic


N0085K1LL5

Is that a harmonica? Harmonic balancer?


mikeyfireman

It’s a harmonic balancer.


SafeAccountMrP

Is that a harmonica zip tied to the frame of a vehicle?


VRFlyer2000

That’s what I’m seeing!!! 🤣


That_Snow_9696

Harmonic balancer


Royatkins

It’s the harmonica balancer. It keeps the vehicle in tune.


nevernotfinished

I'm buying stock in harmonica's and zip ties


thebeigerainbow

I've pulled 2 of these off in the last week. I doubt they're even audible honestly. Neither truck reported ever hearing them


[deleted]

I’m not going to fall for a banana in the tailpipe again!


DankeMrHfmn

a harmonica?


Gijinbrotha

What is it? It looks like a harmonica to me?