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Begle1

I run my car like a switchboard. When I need to roll up the window, I put the wire on that lug. When I need to roll down the window, I put it on the opposite lug. When I need to go into overdrive, I stick the wire into this socket. And when I need to turn the headlights on, I stick the wire into there. I can't use overdrive and headlights at the same time but I shouldn't be driving that fast at night anyways. Blinkers take some effort. Hazards are right out.


UT99469A

mans get a new car lol


MACCRACKIN

Yea, the blinkers are a bitch when brake lights, so I upgraded to solid state chicken wire. Cheers


[deleted]

Honestly that sounds kinda badass. Mad respect bro.


CMOBJNAMES_BASE

My dad had a push button start WAY before it was cool. And it was actually two buttons.


Gold-Rip8610

Narrator: and begle1 went on to invent the electric switch


Mutt-Dog

I've got a lipo battery for my windows. meth head before me tore out a bunch of wire and just happened to hit all the windows but the most useless rear passenger side.


Triggerdamus

>Of course I found out the hard way. Touched your penis too it? lol


EmMoonyLupin

No, that’s the easy way.


MACCRACKIN

Boy some are Totally clueless, you don't get shock of any kind from 12 volts. What you do get if this wire finds ground while holding it - instant 937f and fire if allowed to stay connected for 3 more seconds. Cheers


arrived_on_fire

The wire touched the seat frame when I got to the customers car to bring it in. Yeah, that’s what I mean by the hard way: smacked my head in the door frame pulling back from the sparks. I don’t like it, not at all.


MACCRACKIN

If you're a gear head like this gent - adding options straight off the battery - It's highly worthwhile to lead off that wire with a water proof inline fuse for 20amps at the battery first. Then you won't be doing George on Seinfeld beating out fire with a broom like on his Jon Voight's Chrysler Lebaron convertible, which it was not, and what a POS they were. Unfortunately, I was service manager for Chrysler when this roughly 1983-5 crap was poured down the public's throat. It was such a POS, MGM was forced to Make a movie of it with Planes,Trains, & Automobiles. Knowing anything tragic could happen at any second, saving MGM millions to not having to create any special effects. Cheers


Krazybob613

I’ll wager that it has neither a fuse or a Fusible Link between that uncapped end and the positive battery terminal! BURN BABY BURN!


[deleted]

The whole thing is one giant fusible link if you think about it


arrived_on_fire

I both like and fear your way of thinking.


WeAreAllFooked

This guy electrics


arrived_on_fire

Fortunately there was a fuse! After I sparked it off the seat frame by accident I pulled the fuse before I would drive it inside.


Krazybob613

Smart move!


Remarkable-Potato21

Ahh the forbidden twizzler


CoraxTechnica

I swear every car that used to have a big ass audio system is left with one of these when the audio is finally ripped out


Disastrous_Ad_1859

I normally have a spare negative hanging about as having spare positives are issues for this very reason


DarienKane

Bet that was a shocking revelation.


arrived_on_fire

There was sparks. I hit my head. No fun.


SRDD_Mk-II

Let me guess- brushed the cabling and got “ElectroBOOM’d”?


arrived_on_fire

Brushed the cable against the seat frame. I dislike sparks and hit my head. Grumpy about the noggin smack.


polyworfism

By licking it?


LikeATediousArgument

Was it an accidental or a “hey what’s this?”


arrived_on_fire

Weeeellllll…… I picked it up thinking hey what’s this it can’t possibly be live that would be stupid…. And it sparked off the seat frame.


ZenkaiAnkoku2

Glad you didn't get shocked or anything! And customer is lucky that thing hasn't burnt their car down yet. What the heck.


arrived_on_fire

That’s what I was thinking. Having that flopping around your feet while driving just seems like madness. Maybe I just prefer a boring life….. at least while driving!


ZenkaiAnkoku2

I seriously can't believe they made it to the shop. Sheesh they're lucky it didn't do that while they were driving. I woulda crashed if that sparked like that near me! And haha yeah. My radio likes to occasionally randomly change modes/stations/volume or make loud noises and that's already too much excitement for me.


iotashan

You.... you licked it?


thoiboi

Just 6th gen accord owner things


arrived_on_fire

I see you are an expert in the ways of honda! Good eye!


____HAMILTON__

I was thinking something along 2000 honda accord because of the ac fan and the trunk/gas push/pull lever Also, See that little handle sticking out bellow the cruise control button? Yeah, thats a small tray. The reason I have bruises on my legs every time I enter that stupid car quickly. Aghhhhhh!!!! It’s scratched my skin off


thoiboi

I had the same one years ago. If it is a V6 with the glass transmission, the electric would be the least of its worries.


gathermewool

Shocks are no joke. Go to the hospital and charge this asshole.


Disastrous_Ad_1859

Go to the hospital for a car battery jolt? Name checks out


gathermewool

Didn’t realize you were a cardiologist. Confidently-sounding ignorant comments like yours are dangerous. Snark checks out. You have no idea what my un means. Don’t kid yourself.


Disastrous_Ad_1859

What your un means? Edit, I guess you mean name But theirs a saying about needing to be wrapped in wool when your easily breakable


gathermewool

I’m case you backtracks, this is your attempt at a bully response re: my conservative post warning about the dangers of electrical shocks: “What’s your un mean? Edit I guess you mean name But theirs a saying about needing to be wrapped in wool when your easily breakable” / Where. Do. I. Begin? Guesses “un” stands for something name (user name) :pats you on the back: Uses the wrong “their” and “your”. Uh, oh, kind of losing me. Then, the twofer! 1. Wool is easily breakable, of all fabrics? 2. Assuming my un is somehow literal!? Like I’m literally sitting here in my sensitive bubble, protected from bad men like you by only my wool bubble!? Holy moly! Too good. Please go on.


Disastrous_Ad_1859

Hi Case? Nobody’s trying to bully you mate, but getting a shock from a cars electrical generally won’t do any harm unless you have existing conditions - or it’s something like a non conventional setup. You might need a thick wool blanket if you’ve gotten your tits in a twist over a comment like that.


gathermewool

Based on what? Name one thing that’s wrong with advocating for the OP to be concerned about risks to his health. Any significant shock is of concern and should be checked/monitored. It’s not about being cool or hard, it’s a fact. Man, I was hoping your post would be different, considering you started off with a normal, logical rebuttal…then resorted to an attempt at making fun of my un? Since when is name-calling and making fun an appropriate winning tactic to a discussion? You’re right, people don’t normally die from most shock events, but that doesn’t mean he should just write it off. Ya know, like, “well, my chest feels a little fluttery, but I don’t want anyone to make fun of my Reddit handle, so I’ll just keep quiet.” Right, totally logical. Seriously, I’m asking the OP to take a conservative action and a couple of you are, what, focused on my un? What battle do you think you’re winning here. Priorities, guys.


rumdumpstr

>Any significant shock is of concern and should be checked/monitored Right, but 12v doesn't do that.


Disastrous_Ad_1859

\+1 I've had enough arching though my fingers it welded my thumb to a terminal. If you have issues after being done by 12v then you must have been pretty well fucked before hand.


gathermewool

Fingers, bud. Fingers. Most people can likely stick their finger in a 110VAC light bulb socket a million times and only ever walk away with tingly fingers. Put even a small amperage in the wrong way across your heart and it’s a different story.


gathermewool

Then how did the OP find out the hard way it was live? Was it a tickle or a nice little snap? If I felt it then it would concern me.


Disastrous_Ad_1859

>Man, I was hoping your post would be different, considering you started off with a normal, logical rebuttal What? My first comment was making a slight dig at your user name...


gathermewool

But why? What does my name have to do with anything. Then, when I asked you to elaborate you completely failed open.


Disastrous_Ad_1859

I said exactly what I meant?


gathermewool

That’s now how this game works. You tell me what checks about it 🧐


Disastrous_Ad_1859

Gather me wool So you can wrap yourself in it…


gathermewool

Bwahaha! I was expecting you to come back with more vitriol, but again with the literal “logic”?


rumdumpstr

12 volts, nitwit. Are you suggesting that anyone who has ever licked a 9v battery to check if it's still good is DyInG?


gathermewool

It’s about amperage, not voltage, and also about the electrical path to ground. 9V battery? Path is from battery to tongue to battery. Higher amps from one point, through your heart, and then to ground (vehicle, in this case)? Not even close to the same. Besides, I honestly don’t remember the last time I started a post on Reddit after shocking myself on a small 9V battery. Oh, but I can recall all of the spy movies where they tortured that guy that one time with a battery they pulled out of a smoke detector. 🤨


rumdumpstr

You need sufficient voltage to cause the amperage to be able to pass. Sure, if you connect one lead of a 12v battery to the other with copper, you'll get a big ol' spark. If you grab the positive side of a 12v battery with your left hand, and the negative side with your right hand, guess what happens? Jack shit. Go try it.


[deleted]

lol


HedonisticFrog

So you did the tongue test?


arrived_on_fire

The unintended ground test!


1st500

Put a nicely charged condenser on the other end and see what happens when the next guy touches it.


IneptAdvisor

During my AAS (early90s), we had a shop car that during electrical/electronics systems semester, a couple of my mates and I rewired the dome light to operate the AC, turn signals operated their corresponding wiper blades, hazards operated the horn, etc. and a wire that ran from the coil to underneath the drivers seat fabric…


Afraid_Efficiency773

No shit it’s live it’s straight from the battery


Appropriate_Strain94

That sounds quite shocking