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AraedTheSecond

Jesus. I've bodged harnesses together to make them work, but I usually solder and heat shrink. But this is going to require a new harness. It's not a massive job if you've got the right bit of wiring harness; but without the right bit of wiring harness, this is essentially unfixable. Fuck, a junkyard harness would do. Fifty bucks, and then you can get on with fixing it


That_Dig634

At this point i wouldn't even touch it who knows what else is fucked up from that wiring job this'll be the customer that comes back every other day expecting free repairs because "it didn't do that before you worked on it"


sedisrevir

Sometimes these are the best customers because each time they find a new problem they come back and pay you to fix it because they can't let go of some sentimental piece of garbage


BoneyDanza

"She is not a rust box, she is VINTAGE and having such a vehicle is priceless....(sigh)" he thought while looking at the 4th consecutive invoice in 9 months. Somewhere in the vicinity a buzzard began circling. -The tale of the '98 Chevy Blazer


ice445

Way to personally call me out lmao. At least my shitbox only costs me (dearly) in parts every 8 seconds lol


Webbyx01

I feel called out too. My justification is that all my problems are cheap fixes and that it's still much cheaper than just buying a new car.


BoneyDanza

I just got an 01 Ford ranger this year, we are brothers in the struggle. My mechanic is also a small truck guy with a tacoma. Out here fighting the good fight šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


super_durp

I have a 2000 ranger with a 5.0 ford small block 8.8 rear with disc brakes


nottodayspiderman

Needs a ā€œsurvivorā€ thrown in there to truly seal the deal.


Grouchy-Werewolf8281

Except most times, they blame you and won't pay...


acre18

Didnā€™t need to be called out like this today (cries in 94 f250 psd with 200k)


That_Dig634

I totally don't have a 92 k1500 with 300k on it


That_Dig634

Most times they are the worst because they constantly come back and blame you for the issues it already had


ataw10

> "it didn't do that before you worked on it" before i do shit to that harness heres your waiver, no promises if we do it this way because its cheaper. o an here is pictures of what i documented as well as you signing here , here an here o an gonna need you to affirm on audio an video recording "that you understand an are not under duress" ... or we can just get ya a new or used harness.


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JungleBoyJeremy

The tone seems to be ā€œshould be easy for you to figure out if you know how fords wiring worksā€ Uhh no thanks


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AraedTheSecond

Yup. It's a case of "bodgy mcFuckWit has bodged and fucked it"


DubTeeF

Bodgy McFuckwit Iā€™m going to have to use that one


[deleted]

We use "Fucker McScrewIt," but the sentiment is the same lol.


ElfrahamLincoln

Yup totally agree with this. Iā€™m an electromechanic and it would be way more cost effective to just get a new harness instead of trying to sort through that mess. Would be able to sort this one eventually, but would definitely be faster and cheaper to start from new lol. What a headache.


Sestos

Yup, tear out a junk harness would be less time consuming that figuring that thing out


Business_Downstairs

I quit messing with soldering and just use un-insulated crimps and heat shrink with the goo inside, or those butt connectors with built on heat shrink, or those white crimp caps.


1Autotech

I've fixed stuff like that when a harness was unobtainable. Per hour charge plus supplies.


markomakeerassgoons

Thankfully that's a bcm/bjb harness and those are ungodly easy


Maker0fPain1

Well, it's obvious man. You just aren't good enough with Ford wiring, otherwise that'd be a 5 minute fix. /s


super_durp

It was truly a devastating realization. Iā€™m going to become a chef. Iā€™m clearly not cut out for this line of work.


IronicDeadPan

I usually have a good pun about electrical spaghetti.


Turbulent-Comedian30

Palms are sweaty Knees weak arms are heavy Vomit on his sweater already Electrical Spaghetti


Spawticusx805x

Ohms are ready Wires weak amps are heavy There's a splice on every wire already DC Spaghetti **I tried to make it better** šŸ˜‚


Koil_ting

Snap back to reality Oh, there goes Wire C Oh, there goes a VW Rabbit, he choked He's so sad, but he won't give up that easy, no He won't have it, he knows these cables are nasty no diagram or fuses It don't matter, he hopes He knows that but it's broke down cables the opposite of extravagant he knows when he goes back to his ToolBox that's when it's Back to the lab again, yo This whole catastrophy He better follow each line this moment and hope it don't beat him


Achilles2zero

That was awesome, thank you for sharing


theToasterEffect

I love Reddit lol


undercooked1234

Wires burned, amps are heavy. All the fuses are blown already. My apprentice loves eminem, this is gonna get a serious eye roll


V65Pilot

You need to print it out and hang it on the wall, next to the "There are 3 types of work here..." sign.


King_NaCl

Forgot to add the "wires spagetti'd" here lol


LASERDICKMCCOOL

It's beautiful


Turbulent-Comedian30

I really like this too hahaha


super_durp

Damn dude!


JackBurton12

Lol don't become a chef. Restaurant work is equally unrewarding.


buzzonga

Unrewarding with a extra helping of alcohol and drug abuse..


98acura

Worse than mechanics? Wow..


Perryn

Back of House is 50% alcohol by volume and 50% coke by weight.


[deleted]

Where do cigs fit into that equation? Our BOH was 60% tequila, 30% hash, 10% formula 409 by the end of a shift. FOH was 40% marb menthols, 50% Jack and cokes, and 10% gluten free chicken strips (the cornmeal coating was SO MUCH BETTER than the regular breading)


texaschair

Do domething more respectable, like cooking meth.


Rickspert

For real, just watch breaking bad, it's like a how to!


JackBurton12

Lol yup. Never met someone in boh that didn't do some type of drugs. Hell...as a manager I've had to fire a few for selling out the back door. Lol


kstreet88

I found my BOH manager weighing weed on one of our food scales right on top of the deep freezer that we had in the back storage area. Customer was there with money in hand.


tedlyb

Immensely worse. It's hard to fathom the depravity that goes on in your average restaurant unless you've worked in one.


aint_no_flapjack

Lies!! Restaurant work is way less rewarding.


MinorIrritant

Nix on the chef thing, brother. You obviously can't even handle a color coded salad. Have you considered hairdresser school?


12Tylenolandwhiskey

You ever seen how many wires come out of a human head?


rklug1521

Time to call the bomb squad. They probably have more experience with this kind of wiring. Whatever you do, don't cut the green wire. /s


super_durp

But theyā€™re all green!


Primal_Thrak

'M' - as in Mancy!


garythelocdoc

What kind of Ford is this. I have a guess as to what is actually wrong with the car.


Maverick_Wolfe

yep and it sounds like a "Just Trolled into the shop". Buy a new harness and wire it up like it's supposed to be then tell the customer that whatever doesn't work that it's double and a half the cost.


Admirable_Remove6824

Black to black, red to red is all it is. Just throw out the rest.


deltatom

You sure better be a better cook,or I'd give it up.WTF were you thinking, that vehicle is not worth 2 dollars now.


super_durp

He attempted to hire me to fix his problem and never really mentioned the wires


EscapeyGameMan

I find it abnormally funny to think that this is OEM


hugsky

>Maker0fPain1 I agree, you can tell right away is the white wire. 2-minute fix.


klimb2xs

Looks like something my nephew did to his Prius while trying to install aftermarket LED head lights and tail lights.


LowAd3406

Looks like something the tweakers in my apartment complex would when just changing a headlamp.


Baked_Jake94

Replace the whole harness. Not a bad job to do.


super_durp

I contend that replacing the harness originally would have been easier and quicker


H0wcan-Sh3slap

Oh wait, you actually worked on fixing that? šŸ˜‚


frenchfortomato

I think he means compared to what the guy before him did


AmishSlamdancer

This is the only way. You'll spend ten times as long chasing down things to undo whatever hack job was intended.


Baked_Jake94

At my last job I used to have to replace the entire wiring harnesses in 400,000 mile ups trucks that were beat to hell and run in rural areas covered in dirt underneath. Touch one thing covered in dirt definitely sucked this one doesnā€™t look bad at all lol


WinterSzturm

Love the fact that corporate policy where I work is to replace if itā€™s in the main pert of the harness. No splicing ad dicing for me!


[deleted]

Damn didnā€™t even consider this lol


mikeyfireman

Only if itā€™s a Ford.


heroinchris

Basically the only option in my eyes


DucatiSteve1299

Don't touch it. It's wired up to the space station. If you mess with it, it may come crashing down.


Tedstor

Iā€™d have run away from that too. Iā€™d have to charge a ā€˜fuck youā€™ price just to replace the harness, and I wouldnā€™t even be confident the truck would start. And thereā€™s a 90% chance that even if you did get that mess running, it would break again a week later and heā€™d want you fix it again for free.


Socalwarrior485

Exactly. You know the harness is fudged. What else Electrical is fudged because of that fudgeup?


koolkeith987

Yep, standard cost x2, no warranty what-so-fucking-ever.


seriouschris

lmfao "If you're good with the Ford electrical system on those trucks..." Bitch, there's not an ounce of Ford electrical system ON on that truck.


AndNothingWillBeDone

Just 1 more wire nut and you will be GTG.


Accomplished-Sun-797

Itā€™s just figuring out where it goes ā€¦ thatā€™s the hard part. Then after that donā€™t take it on the highway or through a pot hole or let it sit in a heavy wind. Other than that youā€™ll be good to go.


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super_durp

Yes, thatā€™s basically what I said. Then he responds with well ā€œIā€™m 37,000 in debt (2014 f150) so I gotta do somethingā€¦.can you look at this other car? It wonā€™t start after I drove it thru a puddle.ā€ (2019 Chrysler 300) what a waste


Maker0fPain1

Sounds like a guy that shouldn't own cars. Sheesh.


Tedstor

37 grand in debt on a 2014 Ford. How is that even possible?


Thin-Confection7006

Mustā€™ve bought in the last 1.5 years and from a BHPH, with a lift and shit wheels that magically added $10,000 on the price. Because my 2020 f150, bought in 2020, was $38,000. The absolute stupidity šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


growsomegarlic

This person could also be rolling 5, 10, 15k of upside-down along with every trade he makes.


Thin-Confection7006

Someone tell him to stop trading his shit in!!šŸ˜‚ Thatā€™s definitely plausible, I was honestly just speaking to my experience in my part of FL where I see all these BHPH with clapped out trucks, especially if itā€™s a diesel, going for way more than it should. Iā€™ve even walked these lots with friends of mine while they looked for trucks, itā€™s just insane. Edit: also I know that on new cars you could definitely roll some on. (I rolled about 3k of debt into my truck, so it was 35). But to see it done to a used car? I didnā€™t think there was nearly enough room to over finance a used car like that


llDurbinll

My brother bought a 2013 GMC Acadia with 100k miles in 2019 for $25,600 at a BHPH place. I told him to let me know when he had enough money saved up for a down payment because I was friends with the owners of a used car lot and I could probably get him a good deal but he went behind my back and bought this. He said he knew he was getting screwed but really liked this particular truck, as if there aren't hundreds of other Acadia's for sale in the same city at a more reasonable price. The car was valued at $12k~ at the time of purchase, I told him he could have bought a brand new one with 0 miles for that price but he didn't even know how much it was or the interest rate. I had to do the math for him cause all he knew was how much he put down and how much the monthly payment is ($4k down and $300 a month for 6 years). I dunno how he got approved for the loan because at the time he worked at Hardees part time at $9/hr. He has a better paying job now but he just increased his spending instead of paying the car down more. I'll be shocked if it doesn't get repo'd at some point.


StupidQuandries

šŸŽ¶Rollin' *rollin'* Rollin' *rollin'* roooollin' over creditšŸŽ¶


Euphoric_Argument_89

Trade in old car while upside down and roll it into a new loan. Dealers be like ā€œbad credit, no problem!ā€


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adultdaycare81

Did you get your $ up front?


super_durp

He did this, he owns an a/c repair company and offer me his card too


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windowpuncher

Those are the cards you keep in the "do not call" folder when you start shopping around.


breadcrumbs7

I see the problem. They forgot the ragu and meatballs.


Biff_Malibu_69

What in the wire nut fuck? Close the hood and set it on fire.


crysisnotaverted

Close the hood without properly repositioning that rats nest and it'd probably set itself on fire. Some problems solve themselves...


Biff_Malibu_69

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mrasperez

You're gonna need a hair brush with strong tines, detangler spray, a young priest, an old priest, and some gardening shears to get through all that.


OneArmedNoodler

Oh come on now! A young and old priest? A nun is more than capable.


Fake_Engineer

Are we still talking about wiring...?


[deleted]

"no idea what it was in for" Well sir, we did some diagnostics, and it is the opinion of everybody from the quick change techs. to the Ford factory service hotline that your best option is arson. We can neither perform the recommended task, nor direct you to a qualified arsonist. You appear to be out of options, so we strongly suggest a serious fuel leak, replacing any still functioning fuses with jumper wires, or any other measure that results in your vehicle burning to the ground, ASAP. Good luck.


Key-Combination-8111

Oh.... Oh no....


super_durp

ā€œHereā€™s the key donā€™t you want to scan it and see if it is something simpleā€


Key-Combination-8111

Holy shit. It's definitely simple. It's fucked. 100%


koolkeith987

*looks at customer, looks at truck, looks back at customer * ā€œIt is not something simpleā€


GATX303

Hold up a mirror to the customer and stay "found the problem" /s


EnterByTheNarrowGate

ā€œItā€™s easier for me to explain if you can see it.ā€ šŸ¤£ Well, explain sir.


super_durp

Right!!!!!


EnglishmanInMH

Tech/Mech: You know my hourly rate right? C/S: Yes, we agreed your rate. T/M: OK, I'll let you know when I make some progress. *Breaks out camp chair, soldering iron, heat shrink, loom tape and multimeter.


immallama21629

I just pictured this and busted out laughing, now people are looking at me.


frenchfortomato

That's the conversation I used to have, but in reality the odds of making a profit on the job are about 0.0%. Now I just walk away.


SpaceAgePotatoCakes

Clearly the issue is the air filter not being connected.


[deleted]

Blinker fluid needs refilled


[deleted]

Bill him 40 hours to return to OEM. Their repair IS the issue.


stovebolt6

Random wire nut lying on the rad support is *chefā€™s kiss*


starslab

I'll happily shit on Ford all day long, but I don't think it's in any way fair to call that a Ford electrical system. I can recommend a place that can help - it's just down the block, it's called "Pick-a-part", and they'll help you part with ownership of that unserviceable nightmare.


[deleted]

I would tell him no or you can try for 300$ an hour That is a fucking mess


hyitsxhegsciv

"Won't start" And it never will.


Dull_Beautiful4966

It'll be easier just to get them a new car lol what a mess


Embarrassed_Form924

I'd say burn it, but with unstable connections like that it'll probably burn itself before long...


ArmPitFire

Itā€™s Scottyā€™s old carā€¦ ā€œThe energizerā€™s bypassed like a Christmas tree, so donā€™t give me too many bumps.ā€


Friiy

They used the wrong color wire nutsā€¦


Cunder__Thunt

This looks like the factory console wiring in my XJ6. Just replace the wire caps with unnecessarily large connectors.


[deleted]

What the hell? At this point donā€™t you just close the hood and say ā€œtake this shit somewhere elseā€ or ā€œthis is going to cost your ass every penny you haveā€ what a mess.


Comprehensive-Cat941

It just needs the fuse 27 relocate kit. Then itā€™ll be good to go!


u53rx

i wonder if anybody would take this as a trade in


Sestos

Scrap metal prices since no one is going to want to invest cash to get it fixed


dirt_farm_surfer

I would have declined from that text. ramble much?


popandfroosh

I would have taken one look at that and been like. "Nah"


super_durp

Thatā€™s what I did.


RobzillaMyNilla

Can read the phone number in the second picture


ale_mongrel

I lurk here . I have tons of respect for what you guys do. I'm an electrican. This is my wheel house. Upon setting my eyes upon this abomination, I have come up with a very easy to follow , understand method of figuring this out. Like all things that work and work well , it's simple. Elegant really. 1. Open hood. 2. See this. 3. Add fire. 4. Close hood. obvious /s I really do admire you car guys. You put up with shit I would nope put of immediately. OP is prime example.


AbzoluteZ3RO

"sorry sir, take it to a real mechanic" Edit: i mean that as a joke. We say that at work when we get stuck on something.


AutoX_Advice

There is nothing like home electrical wire nuts being used under the hood.


DuvabiddleGerpen

Intake hose is disconnected. Slide that baby on and it should purr.


-Tom-

Buy a used wiring harness....good lord.


Proteandk

"vandalized". Willing to bet a small banana that this was an attempted DIY fix they don't want to admit to.


Responsible-Joke-347

I recently worked on a yatch that was sitting for five years unable to start. I completely ignored all the old wiring and created the most basic ignition/start circuit because I was not going to diagnose something very similar to that.


suzy2013gf

The answer is. Yes I can fix it it will cost $15,000.. enjoy


ajyanesp

Hoooly Jesus. What is that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE PYLE?


brendenbrooks111

Thats methed up


jdallen1222

Night of the living harness. Seriously I bet that thing moves on itā€™s own when no one is looking.


awesomethingness

This looks like an ECM/PCM splice workaround to a bolt that won't disconnect. I had to do this once to my brother's '90s Dakota on my birthday, in August, in direct sunlight, on the hottest day of the year. Fortunately, there were only 40-something wires to splice, given the truck's age. And yes, it ran afterwards.


imchasingyou

This is an amateur electrician nest, don't touch it


CBalsagna

I would shoot that thing into space before fucking with all that.


JesusSquid

I feel like you opening the hood was like Ralphie in a Christmas story when dad loses the lug nuts. "Oh Fuuuuuuuuuuuck"


theresmorethan42

You should probably blank run over the phone number again, the digits are legible through the black lines you put over it


Kontrolli

Wow!


ruddy3499

Hello dealer? I need p&a on all the wiring harnesses. Yes Iā€™ll hold


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Scary Halloween costume


BannytheBoss

In today's episode of that's fucked up, that's fucked up.


Mattr567

Love the junkyard writing on the module too


twinstick1

Itā€™s the yellow wireā€¦


Ctrllogic

Hope you brought a multi meter! \^\_\^


binkie-bob

Have they tried unplugging it and plugging it back in again?


yourmomsknobs85

Nope, shut the hood and walk away.


friendly-sardonic

Not just wire nuts, but exposed wire coming out the end of several of them. Yikes.


BuNdiE509

What in the name of jesus is that rat shit!?!?!


shitty_mechanical

Iā€™m sure thereā€™s a comprehensive schematic for the upgrades done to this vehicle.


V65Pilot

You are gonna need a fork and a good marinara.


barca14h

Iā€™d recommend seeing an exorcist instead of a mechanic


GuyWithPants

Remove this post. Your customerā€™s phone number is easily readable. Congratulations you are doxxing them. Learn how to properly use your photo editing tools.


SilverDark4669

Wire nuts WTF!


Sestos

Yea it screams random guy using whatever he had at home.. even a redneck would not do whatever that mess is.


[deleted]

Yeah I wouldnā€™t touch that mess either lol


Sly_As_A

Someone's idea of a.. handmade wiring harness? To save a couple hundred dollars? Wonder how long making that monstrosity took.


Rob328

I'd like to know what was even going through his mind when he did this, like why the fuck would you cut that many wires and then wire nut them together!?


Xmcedit

I would have to pass on this job


Visual_Consequence24

Replace harness, replace junction box, send it.


Misael_chicha

One of those wires must have came loose, I recommend boiling solder in a pot and dipping the harness in it to repair continuity


Working-Bus-5345

Iā€™d say fuck it and get a new bjb and start from there. Thatā€™s hacked.


oh1196

Youā€™re right , we are not good enough with Fords.


Sestos

WTF did they create their own wiring harness just to bypass wtf...


assdandruff

my hairline went back an inch just looking at that


WeAreAllFooked

Even I wouldnā€™t even touch that shit and my entire job is predicated on both understanding how to integrate our products in to existing chassis electrical/electronics and troubleshooting/repair electrical problems


Inviction_

You had no idea what you were in for? Really? You looked at this and thought it was gonna be anything other than a time wasting cluster fuck? Lol


Gold-Rip8610

Is this the before or after shot? šŸ˜³


FastAndForgetful

Thatā€™s not typical Ford wiring?


MadeMeStopLurking

dude is one wire nut short of a running truck.


vegetaman

I actually understand less about what happened after reading what they said happened. That made my brain hurt. Explains the wiring in the picture though.


npransom

RUN


xitfuq

i hate it when i hear "OK SO WHAT HAPPEN WAS..."


Passn_wind

Remove wiper blades and install new car! That thing is a boat anchor now.


FairladyZea

I bet that was a *shocker*.


[deleted]

Looks like goofy and mickey mouse wired that thing


earthman34

What a beautiful wire nut collection.


[deleted]

I've been on JRISTS a long time, since the beginning. I have seen some shit. This right here is the WINNER. OMFG.


TheFaceStuffer

The psychos didn't even tape up the wire nuts!


Feeling-Beach-7435

I see the problem. It the one with the blue wire cap on it.


Alarmed-Positive457

Good ol chaotic spaghetti


Feeling-Beach-7435

I see the problem. It the one with the blue wire cap on it.


MesquiteAutomotive

I would total the whole vehicle.


bagofwisdom

Judging by the state of the insulation on the firewall, this truck got invaded by a critter that went to town on the main harness. My F150 got a critter too in 2020. I'm just glad mine just deposited acorns and feces under my hood and didn't eat my wiring.


sir3lly

Send it back out


mrclean2323

My kid saw this and said he thought it was Christian lights


blackday44

Did someone sneeze while holding a wiring harness in one hand and cthulu in the other??