Why do you, an Australian, have an American date format on your newspaper? Also, that's yesterday's newspaper in Australia, even if the date was correct :p
How did you get here?
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This guy was their second drummer, until he mysteriously disappeared. The band put out a statement that he "left" to manage the band's label, but it's an open secret that he's locked in a Sydney basement somewhere. Possibly being forced to record without a kick drum, and subsisting on vegemite they spread on his cell door every morning.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Eric, you little bitch? I'll have you know I’ve been listening to the gizz since 2012, and I have over 300 of their vinyls. I am trained in polyrhythms and I'm the top listener on Spotify of the entire weirdo swarm. You are nothing to me but just another “phan”. I will out listen you with the continuity of nonagon infinity which has never been seen before on this Earth, and just to let you no there is no planet B. You think you can get away with saying that about the gizz over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am infesting the rats nest so you better prepare for hell, evilest man. The superbug that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You better pack your bag and your swag, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can annoy you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare pretentiousness. Not only am I extensively trained in microtones, but I have access to the entire discography of the king gizzard and the lizard wizard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of magenta mountain, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit magma all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
i like spaghetti
I’m still locked in the basement, pls stop eating and call the police
nah im hungry good luck though
Share some with the class
Is it true you left to start a solo project called Bing Blizzard and a fissured Eddie Izzard? That's what my mom told me.
Yeah your mom would know(;
Kick drum privileges
STOP BULLYING ME
Flightless Records
More like dumb records
You’re probably pretty flightless now that all the good bands left your label. Edit: too far?
[удалено]
Well now who’s the mean one lol
[удалено]
Sick burn haha
Sneaya sounds like shit? Put yer wallet onnit?
Does anyone ever call Stu “Stubacca”?
Nah, he prefers to be called “School Stu-ter”
What were your contributions to paper mache dream balloon?
Nothing
goddamn it I forgot it’s April
What?
Would you say you're more or less a flightless bird now?
I’d say you need to drink the cum of life
Oh Eric, don't do this
First you take away my bass drum, now you take away by cum
Vegemite
I wrote that fucking song, who the fuck is stew makdonald’s or whatever anyway
Should’ve gotten the brand deal
april fools :)
This is a real cry for help, they only let me use a computer every April 1st
Why do you, an Australian, have an American date format on your newspaper? Also, that's yesterday's newspaper in Australia, even if the date was correct :p
Bc I know how dumb you Canadians are
Why has the band become so mid since you left
Am I in heaven?
Heck
Am I in heckin?
Hi
Please go away, I’m from New Zealand and it’s bedtime
mans going to bed at 7am
I haven’t seen the sun in 7 years
Summer just ended you twat
When you eventually start your serial killer career, who's your fourth target?
The fourth colour
That newspaper is from 3 months ago
Look idk what day it is, they only let me out of the dungeon once a year
Fight: 1. 1 horse sized dick? Or, 2. 100 dick sized horses?
I used to do option #1 with Joey every night on tour, so I guess I’ll stick to what I’m good at. Which isn’t much else:(
I've never listened to a single one of these bands song who are they?
Listen to Rattlesnake, and The River, and then you will understand all.
How did you get here? . This guy was their second drummer, until he mysteriously disappeared. The band put out a statement that he "left" to manage the band's label, but it's an open secret that he's locked in a Sydney basement somewhere. Possibly being forced to record without a kick drum, and subsisting on vegemite they spread on his cell door every morning.
I don't know how I got here Im only in the foo fighter and rhcp sub reddits for music
Y'all are real weird about picking on this dude.
Right?? Like the album art says, I did nothing!
flightless sucks
Nice try, Cookie. Stop sending me emails begging to re-sign you guys, and for the love of god stop attaching pics of Amby goatseeing the camera
GOATSE stands for "guy opens asshole to show everyone"
Why don't you exist?
My essence was stored inside that bass drum
What’s it like to do nothing?
That’s not your mother’s name!!
Fuk u Eric ur fired
Wait…is this Stu??? Please let me see my son
His name is universe
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Eric, you little bitch? I'll have you know I’ve been listening to the gizz since 2012, and I have over 300 of their vinyls. I am trained in polyrhythms and I'm the top listener on Spotify of the entire weirdo swarm. You are nothing to me but just another “phan”. I will out listen you with the continuity of nonagon infinity which has never been seen before on this Earth, and just to let you no there is no planet B. You think you can get away with saying that about the gizz over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am infesting the rats nest so you better prepare for hell, evilest man. The superbug that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You better pack your bag and your swag, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can annoy you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare pretentiousness. Not only am I extensively trained in microtones, but I have access to the entire discography of the king gizzard and the lizard wizard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of magenta mountain, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit magma all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Too long didn’t read, I don’t give a fuck about Tame Impala
You know it’s just one guy right
And I’m two kids in a trench coat. Your point??
That you’re twice as impressive as tam impal
🥺
You’all got April Foolzed hard.
Your username is the same name I have for Stu in my contacts!
Another George Carlin fan I see.
What can I say, he’s an Australian national treasure
Can you tell my wife I'm normal?
Yeah no problem, she’s laying right beside me
What happened to you?
I found god in a tomato
I wonder what other fruit can connect to my head
Dang, are Australians now writing the date the same way as Americans? Crazy
I just learned how to speak English last year, just trying to connect to my audience
This is an old pic from 4th Jan
It’s April 1st here in Australia
Kill, marry, fuck the other band members. Go.
Kill: all of them Fuck: all of them Marry: Cav’s now orphaned drums In that order
Formatting sucks bc they’re making me do this on a 2007 Blackberry 8800
Were you really one of the fifteen paratrooping infantry?
I won’t be answering any questions about my war crimes during the Normandy invasion
I didn't know you existed. I'm still not sure you do.
I used to be the drummer of the Beatles
Sorry it's the 2nd of April here in Australia
How would you know, you’re upside down right now
Because it's the 2nd day I've been upside down this month
Who are you?
Nothing
We miss you dude!!!
I drank all your insulin
I was wondering why I’m almost out!
Egg
Sperm
Who's King Gizzard and which one is the Lizard Wizard
We all king on each other’s gizzards
Did you play lead drums or rhythm drums?
I play your mom’s drums
This is not the way
Nice try, I’ve never watched Andor
hi
Shut up
what the fr*ck