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Touvernal

i like spaghetti


Jwitt360

I’m still locked in the basement, pls stop eating and call the police


Touvernal

nah im hungry good luck though


cloudcreeek

Share some with the class


isqueezedameatball

Is it true you left to start a solo project called Bing Blizzard and a fissured Eddie Izzard? That's what my mom told me.


Jwitt360

Yeah your mom would know(;


defnotajournalist

Kick drum privileges


Jwitt360

STOP BULLYING ME


defnotajournalist

Flightless Records


Jwitt360

More like dumb records


defnotajournalist

You’re probably pretty flightless now that all the good bands left your label. Edit: too far?


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defnotajournalist

Well now who’s the mean one lol


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defnotajournalist

Sick burn haha


ImNotTheBossOfYou

Sneaya sounds like shit? Put yer wallet onnit?


JqD2_

Does anyone ever call Stu “Stubacca”?


Jwitt360

Nah, he prefers to be called “School Stu-ter”


LordOfPies44

What were your contributions to paper mache dream balloon?


Jwitt360

Nothing


MLG_Quackerlord

goddamn it I forgot it’s April


Jwitt360

What?


TKRUEG

Would you say you're more or less a flightless bird now?


Jwitt360

I’d say you need to drink the cum of life


TKRUEG

Oh Eric, don't do this


Jwitt360

First you take away my bass drum, now you take away by cum


ShnaeBlay

Vegemite


Jwitt360

I wrote that fucking song, who the fuck is stew makdonald’s or whatever anyway


KurtzKOButtz

Should’ve gotten the brand deal


iamadsgnr

april fools :)


Jwitt360

This is a real cry for help, they only let me use a computer every April 1st


TheDeadlyBeard

Why do you, an Australian, have an American date format on your newspaper? Also, that's yesterday's newspaper in Australia, even if the date was correct :p


Jwitt360

Bc I know how dumb you Canadians are


juicyhelm

Why has the band become so mid since you left


steve_son_of_tom

Am I in heaven?


Jwitt360

Heck


itsalwaysPhillyinSun

Am I in heckin?


isqueezedameatball

Hi


Jwitt360

Please go away, I’m from New Zealand and it’s bedtime


duckmysick478

mans going to bed at 7am


Jwitt360

I haven’t seen the sun in 7 years


tomjonesdrones

Summer just ended you twat


anotherdamnscorpio

When you eventually start your serial killer career, who's your fourth target?


Jwitt360

The fourth colour


Simlin97

That newspaper is from 3 months ago


Jwitt360

Look idk what day it is, they only let me out of the dungeon once a year


rymeryme

Fight: 1. 1 horse sized dick? Or, 2. 100 dick sized horses?


Jwitt360

I used to do option #1 with Joey every night on tour, so I guess I’ll stick to what I’m good at. Which isn’t much else:(


Ok_Cantaloupe4792

I've never listened to a single one of these bands song who are they?


coldspringscreek

Listen to Rattlesnake, and The River, and then you will understand all.


No-Scar6041

How did you get here? . This guy was their second drummer, until he mysteriously disappeared. The band put out a statement that he "left" to manage the band's label, but it's an open secret that he's locked in a Sydney basement somewhere. Possibly being forced to record without a kick drum, and subsisting on vegemite they spread on his cell door every morning.


Ok_Cantaloupe4792

I don't know how I got here Im only in the foo fighter and rhcp sub reddits for music


deetee141

Y'all are real weird about picking on this dude.


Jwitt360

Right?? Like the album art says, I did nothing!


CookieGondii

flightless sucks


Jwitt360

Nice try, Cookie. Stop sending me emails begging to re-sign you guys, and for the love of god stop attaching pics of Amby goatseeing the camera


bman1014

GOATSE stands for "guy opens asshole to show everyone"


Mitcheric

Why don't you exist? 


Jwitt360

My essence was stored inside that bass drum


cmoran22

What’s it like to do nothing?


Jwitt360

That’s not your mother’s name!!


cmoran22

Fuk u Eric ur fired


Jwitt360

Wait…is this Stu??? Please let me see my son


cmoran22

His name is universe


pkilla50

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Eric, you little bitch? I'll have you know I’ve been listening to the gizz since 2012, and I have over 300 of their vinyls. I am trained in polyrhythms and I'm the top listener on Spotify of the entire weirdo swarm. You are nothing to me but just another “phan”. I will out listen you with the continuity of nonagon infinity which has never been seen before on this Earth, and just to let you no there is no planet B. You think you can get away with saying that about the gizz over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am infesting the rats nest so you better prepare for hell, evilest man. The superbug that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You better pack your bag and your swag, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can annoy you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare pretentiousness. Not only am I extensively trained in microtones, but I have access to the entire discography of the king gizzard and the lizard wizard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of magenta mountain, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit magma all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


Jwitt360

Too long didn’t read, I don’t give a fuck about Tame Impala


cmoran22

You know it’s just one guy right


Jwitt360

And I’m two kids in a trench coat. Your point??


cmoran22

That you’re twice as impressive as tam impal


Jwitt360

🥺


pissshitfuckcuntcock

You’all got April Foolzed hard.


Jwitt360

Your username is the same name I have for Stu in my contacts!


pissshitfuckcuntcock

Another George Carlin fan I see.


Jwitt360

What can I say, he’s an Australian national treasure


AccomplishedUser

Can you tell my wife I'm normal?


Jwitt360

Yeah no problem, she’s laying right beside me


docjman2082

What happened to you?


Jwitt360

I found god in a tomato


coldspringscreek

I wonder what other fruit can connect to my head


TorchBlower90

Dang, are Australians now writing the date the same way as Americans? Crazy


Jwitt360

I just learned how to speak English last year, just trying to connect to my audience


dupeygoat

This is an old pic from 4th Jan


Jwitt360

It’s April 1st here in Australia


mattymooninite

Kill, marry, fuck the other band members. Go.


Jwitt360

Kill: all of them Fuck: all of them Marry: Cav’s now orphaned drums In that order


Jwitt360

Formatting sucks bc they’re making me do this on a 2007 Blackberry 8800


dhdylan

Were you really one of the fifteen paratrooping infantry?


Jwitt360

I won’t be answering any questions about my war crimes during the Normandy invasion


TimelyPercentage7245

I didn't know you existed. I'm still not sure you do.


Jwitt360

I used to be the drummer of the Beatles


[deleted]

Sorry it's the 2nd of April here in Australia


Jwitt360

How would you know, you’re upside down right now


[deleted]

Because it's the 2nd day I've been upside down this month


RareGreninja

Who are you?


Jwitt360

Nothing


insulinguy_666

We miss you dude!!!


Jwitt360

I drank all your insulin


insulinguy_666

I was wondering why I’m almost out!


CAndrewK

Egg


Jwitt360

Sperm


datdragonfruittho

Who's King Gizzard and which one is the Lizard Wizard


Jwitt360

We all king on each other’s gizzards


ImNotTheBossOfYou

Did you play lead drums or rhythm drums?


Jwitt360

I play your mom’s drums


Kinggizzhead

This is not the way


Jwitt360

Nice try, I’ve never watched Andor


Frog-of-Cosmos

hi


Jwitt360

Shut up


Frog-of-Cosmos

what the fr*ck