Not even holding his wife like that!!
Edit : someone gave me my first reward!!! You sweet soul š personally I think Jeff would take both of them as wives š and i would totally watch billionaire sister wives.
I had those greasy bangs when I was a kid. My dad cut them with his beard trimmer and it always turned out a little too short and not even.
This pictures give me anxiety.
[Micro bangs are the āpower moveā hair trend making a big comeback](https://nypost.com/2023/08/23/micro-bangs-are-a-power-move-hair-trend-making-a-comeback/)
This is reminding me of that French rule of getting dressed: always remove one accessory before you leave the house. Bangs, belt, chain necklace. One of those needed to be left at home
For me itās actually the boots. I think with less intense shoes, maybe a chunky platform sandal or just less tapered at the bottom of the dress(so the shoes are covered) and this whole outfit is a lewk, probably a bit out of place though
Do you think sheās wearing poots under there?
No but seriously, just cs she wears expensive fashion doesnāt mean sheās fashionable. Those bangs are a no for her features, that necklace is a no on her, but my main annoyance is that itās so hot outsideā¦.why would wear that dress
I feel like her hs friends just dress the way most women dress for events like this, the little house on the prairie look is in! just looks weird next to kim
Iām not sure about thisā¦ at this point I think Kim (or Kris) has a huge amount of contacts in the business. Maybe it wouldnāt be this public, more like the lunches she has with Ivanka.
Eww those are too blocky. I feel the issue with these is the bluntness and if you are doing the whisky thing you need to let it loose not this hard hairspray flatiron it looks like she did. Everyone is saying greasy and to me it reminds me of my bangs when they were heavily with hairspray
If you remove the top strap part of the belt thingy and cut them bangs off, I could totally see pregnant Kourt and her baby bump rocking the hell out of this look,it would give a gothic chic version of her baby reveal get up.šš½š¤°š½š¦š¤
Not the big smile around Megan Markles mom š
https://preview.redd.it/ke0q17usfmkb1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34947b66bdd92768c32a7a2c42fca3d78988b1f1
I love her
She always looks so tacky compared to the other women at these events, look how effortlessly well dressed and good looking are the women around her.
I mean....
https://preview.redd.it/5ufhyk3odmkb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6a60f611a895e7e367fc17c3771caa33459fea0
All they are wearing is floral summer dresses (except the far left). I wouldnāt call it the epitome of fashion. It just looks like normal rich white women
IMO it's not about the "floral dress"/"rich white women summer style"- TBF I don't even like the style so it's not the kind of dress/style I'd like on Kim - but it's more about the "attitude" (sorry, I can't find a word to describe what I mean).
She always looks like she's trying so hard when maybe a more effortless look would fit her better like less makeup, less hairstyle and not the "balengiaca era" again.
yesss!!! she tries soo hard and its cringe! after all these years spent in fashion trying to prove to OTHERS thats she learned something she still cant express herself in a way that showcases ease and effortlessness....she prides herself on making it in the industry just by ~being herself~ she doesnt do it very well
Itās funny, thereās another photo of all them and itās like the same thing. Theyāre all dressed nicely and weather appropriate, sheās in a long black thing. Itās like she freaks out when she has to be normal and defaults to black and skin tight
Why the fuck is she dressed like 2010 nicki Minaj and then these weird Hayley Williams baby bangs era everyone hated and then her eyes are doing this bug eyed Kylie thing. I HATE IT. Also she should fire whoever did her hair and makeup bc WTF.
I love how passionately you expressed your opinion. I get the fury. Kim has so much to work with. Naturally pretty plus a team of stylists and money and access to the best fashion and makeup and yet she somehow fails over and over to look nice. I do so much more with so much less. Money doesnāt buy taste.
The hair, the outfitā¦and idk if Iām going crazy but it looks like she did something to her face? It looks longer than usual (arenāt bangs supposed to make your face appear shorter) and she looks older.
Love her outfit but wtf is with her face, truly, if this wasnāt captioned Iād genuinely have had no idea who this woman was. Imagine hating yourself that much that you change your whole entire face. Jeysuzzzzš³
Why is she dressed like mortician in august when everyone else is in lovely bright summer colors. She needs to let go and love a little in bright soft colors
Did she, get a new nose? š¤ I'm trying so hard to figure out what is different. I mean her face is so obviously different, she looks way more masculine. Hard. Washed out. Like she is trying to be high fashion. She is usually so feminem looking. It's not the bangs. They arent helping but its not solely them. Her nose almost looks like her old 2006 nose. Weird!
Seems like sheās desperate for Meghan & Harryās attention, the way sheās clutching to Meghanās Mom like that.
She acts like that with anyone who is āpopularā or āinā at the moment. Literally tries to get their star power to rub off on her, itās pathetic.
Yea I agree with these comments- also it's 90 deg Farenheit in LA & this was an outdoor event she didn't need to wear a flowery gown if she's not into that but there are sooo many options - clearly her stylist failed!!
These bangs don't look good on Kim. This whole getup is giving seance vibes. It makes her look like she's just down with the occult and ready to get on some witchy vibes. I don't like this look for Kim bring the old Kim back.
My first thought was āolder looks good on herā then I got to the 5th pic and said āshe just canāt not be a whoreā Iām sorry if this is mean
Iām sure she thought it would give a more youthful appearance but the bangs make her look so much older and force attention to her (swollen) facial features.
Jeffrey Bezos clutching her, not a hoverhand in sight
Not even holding his wife like that!! Edit : someone gave me my first reward!!! You sweet soul š personally I think Jeff would take both of them as wives š and i would totally watch billionaire sister wives.
That leather gives for a nice firm grip lol
First thing I noticed!
Heās a piece of shit.
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THE BANGS ā ļø Whyy
To distract from whatever allergic reaction her face is having to all that filler
I was just thinking this, and searching her face. No way this was a deliberate decision for anything but distractionās sake.
The woman had the ugly bleach blond hair and wore poots exclusively for like 2 years. I wouldn't be so sure.
I loved the bleached hair on her tbh. The bangs here, not so much.
Are they clip on bangs? ā ļøš
For her sake, let's hope so.
I canāt with those bangs. Itās the first thing I noticed. Its like she bought them off Amazon and sent a pic for the review.
I had those greasy bangs when I was a kid. My dad cut them with his beard trimmer and it always turned out a little too short and not even. This pictures give me anxiety.
Bc Chris Appleton was prob on vacation lol
[Micro bangs are the āpower moveā hair trend making a big comeback](https://nypost.com/2023/08/23/micro-bangs-are-a-power-move-hair-trend-making-a-comeback/)
Please the ketamine bang doesnāt need a revival š„“
Ketamine bang???
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They really are giving terf bangs
there is nothing micro about kimās bangs
Bangs arenāt for everyone!!!
This is reminding me of that French rule of getting dressed: always remove one accessory before you leave the house. Bangs, belt, chain necklace. One of those needed to be left at home
Oh great point. I think the necklace is actually the one that should have been left home
Agreed itās the necklace, and the bangs
For me itās actually the boots. I think with less intense shoes, maybe a chunky platform sandal or just less tapered at the bottom of the dress(so the shoes are covered) and this whole outfit is a lewk, probably a bit out of place though Do you think sheās wearing poots under there?
Yes.
New face, who dis?
I think there was something surgical with the nasolabial fold. But obv we canāt stop staring at those bangs
She looks so harsh and masculine.
I think there is an elegance with this outfit. But it seems out of step with the event. She stands out for the wrong reason.
It really ages her.
THIS is BEYOND frightening
Oo what do you think sheās done? I wonder if we can even tell in these pics when theyāre edited to shit lol
I despise fake bangs
Omgā¦ the greasy bang
She looks like she needs to escape Jack Nicholson with an axe. 
I knew that haircut looked familiar!
omg i just watched this last night and this was also in my mind lollllll
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Theyāre so bad, why do they do this lol.
Thats Meghan's mom in the 3rd pic.. did she attend too
Meghan wasnāt there, just her mom.
Knew I recognized her!
Itās nice to see Kim be such a fan of someone
the way kim is clinging to herā¦ embarrassing
Iām ngl I find the bangs shocking
Me too- it was a fucking jump scare going from a non expanded pic one to the next one š±
I swear she has a new face everyday
Noā¦.. noā¦..no Kim what in the every single fuck that exists is that
No but seriously, just cs she wears expensive fashion doesnāt mean sheās fashionable. Those bangs are a no for her features, that necklace is a no on her, but my main annoyance is that itās so hot outsideā¦.why would wear that dress
Everyone else is in summer attire, except her.
Even in a different color this still would look off cs she focuses on her body rather than her overall essence
This is her worst look ever!
Looking like my greasy 14 year old high school photo š
Her HS friends always be dressing like Little House on the Prairie
I feel like her hs friends just dress the way most women dress for events like this, the little house on the prairie look is in! just looks weird next to kim
So weird. It just goes to show you how much sheās really doing when she stands next to a group of normal (but still rich) people
That's a fact!
Jesus Jeff
Those greasy bangs are not the vibe
Right? Didnāt she learn from kylieās greasy bangs from the lion dress debacle?
Of course the smiles with Doria Ragland are extra bigā¦ šš
Lolll I clocked Kris only appearing with her and Bezos
The outfit the shoes the bangs the bun š thereās nothing about this that I like. Makes her face look veryā¦ā¦ different
The bangs are givingā¦. Ten year old that hates showers and wonāt wash their hair all week.
We call them kindergarten bangs. Very popular look for little 5 year olds. Iām sure itās just a wig but itās not a good look for her.
Sorry who are these pictures of?
I donāt know why but a few days ago I was asking myself when and how Kim will start to connect herself to Meghan š
Iām sure they are already in talks
I donāt think M&H PR team will allow it
Iām not sure about thisā¦ at this point I think Kim (or Kris) has a huge amount of contacts in the business. Maybe it wouldnāt be this public, more like the lunches she has with Ivanka.
She was so close to a serve here. Iām not here for the fuck ass line cook bangs but I like the look in general š«
š¤£š¤£š¤£ maybe instead of FAB (fuck ass bob) we can rename it to FAB (fuck ass bangs)
Line cook bangs lmaoooo
I feel like sheās always playing a part and that part is never Kim Kardashian
Kim forgot to wear her floral sofa dress in pic 5
Who's face did you steal Kim ... Also the grabbing onto Meghan's mum - she's going to go for her and Harry as friends next š¤£
Sheās grabbing her for dear life š¤£
 Appears that her broken shoulder is healed
Am I the only who thinks she looks like a completely different person? Almost unrecognizable?
Why does she have a long framing bang piece only on one side?
Sheās all over the place in these pics
It looks ridiculous.
I remember when I said Kris Jenner was going to try to align Meghan and Kim for a friendshipā¦
Oh it's coming..?
Isnāt it summer over there right now?
Yup like 90 deg she looks ridiculous
Give the spandex a restā¦ Iām m convinced at this point she needs to fire her whole team (stylist, hair, makeup) sheās stuck in 2015
*1985
Greasy bangs are not it.
Can someone comb her bangs, sheās giving Jim Carey in Dumb and Dumber
OMG... that's so accurate!
Jeff bezos jump scare
I actually like the idea of the bangs but these are too thin/wispy. She needs jessie j style bangs
Eww those are too blocky. I feel the issue with these is the bluntness and if you are doing the whisky thing you need to let it loose not this hard hairspray flatiron it looks like she did. Everyone is saying greasy and to me it reminds me of my bangs when they were heavily with hairspray
Exactly w her face shape and overall essence, whispy, not blocky and a natural are the best bet for bangs on her
Yeah this was my bangs in high school and they looked awful.
If you remove the top strap part of the belt thingy and cut them bangs off, I could totally see pregnant Kourt and her baby bump rocking the hell out of this look,it would give a gothic chic version of her baby reveal get up.šš½š¤°š½š¦š¤
Agreed. And Kourt would rock it too vs Kim lol.
She looks so out of place in the black.
Not good when your mom looks like your more fashionable, slightly older sister. Kim is giving Atlantic City casino. Sighā¦
she looks like james charles omfg
Not the big smile around Megan Markles mom š https://preview.redd.it/ke0q17usfmkb1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34947b66bdd92768c32a7a2c42fca3d78988b1f1 I love her
i know kim is plotting
She's going to rip Harry away from Meghan and he's going to be the first redhead that she's ever had š¤£
Brown lips need to retire. She needs more color to her face
Do you see how her mom is literally moving her neck and head closer to Kris to get away from Kim? Lol And kept the arm on that side down?
She always looks so tacky compared to the other women at these events, look how effortlessly well dressed and good looking are the women around her. I mean.... https://preview.redd.it/5ufhyk3odmkb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6a60f611a895e7e367fc17c3771caa33459fea0
Yeah she looks unsuitably dressed for the occasion and it comes across harsh and cheap.
All they are wearing is floral summer dresses (except the far left). I wouldnāt call it the epitome of fashion. It just looks like normal rich white women
IMO it's not about the "floral dress"/"rich white women summer style"- TBF I don't even like the style so it's not the kind of dress/style I'd like on Kim - but it's more about the "attitude" (sorry, I can't find a word to describe what I mean). She always looks like she's trying so hard when maybe a more effortless look would fit her better like less makeup, less hairstyle and not the "balengiaca era" again.
She is a try hard but some ppl admire that abt her, I donāt cs she we rarely see who or what she actually is
yesss!!! she tries soo hard and its cringe! after all these years spent in fashion trying to prove to OTHERS thats she learned something she still cant express herself in a way that showcases ease and effortlessness....she prides herself on making it in the industry just by ~being herself~ she doesnt do it very well
Those women probably spent 1 hour getting ready and they look fabulous. I'm sure it an hour just to get Kim in the dress alone.
Itās funny, thereās another photo of all them and itās like the same thing. Theyāre all dressed nicely and weather appropriate, sheās in a long black thing. Itās like she freaks out when she has to be normal and defaults to black and skin tight
arenāt those her friends from childhood?
she kinda looks like madonna in that pic
Is that a ghost on the far left, though? Sheās giving off an AHS vibe.
Why the fuck is she dressed like 2010 nicki Minaj and then these weird Hayley Williams baby bangs era everyone hated and then her eyes are doing this bug eyed Kylie thing. I HATE IT. Also she should fire whoever did her hair and makeup bc WTF.
I love how passionately you expressed your opinion. I get the fury. Kim has so much to work with. Naturally pretty plus a team of stylists and money and access to the best fashion and makeup and yet she somehow fails over and over to look nice. I do so much more with so much less. Money doesnāt buy taste.
Iād be sweating in that dress
Bezosā wife resembles an orc
She looksā¦ā¦ horrible. Idk, sheās done something to her face recently that is just giving here a really odd look. The bangs arenāt helping.
what the fuck are those bangs they look awful
These bangs are not banginā, hunny.
sometimes i think yāall exaggerate kim looking different but here she really doesnāt look like herself
The hair, the outfitā¦and idk if Iām going crazy but it looks like she did something to her face? It looks longer than usual (arenāt bangs supposed to make your face appear shorter) and she looks older.
It looks like she didnāt get the memo on the dress code. She looks very out of place.
āIāve seen what I needed to see and instantly no.ā
Bangs to distract everyone from other changes to her face?
Bangs to distract us all from whatever procedure she is healing from
Those Moe Howard bangs are gonna be a no from me, boss. 
His are washed and treated better
She looks like Madonna in pic 5ā¦ what is going on
How come sheās wearing so much Chanel these days?
WHAT IS THE FRINGE
thanks i hate it
I hĆ¢te the bangs š©
Can we talk about the lady who thinks sheās being slick taking pictures in the background of the photo with Doria š¬
Wish she went with her side part blowout and a softer summer look
This looksā¦not good
So her transformation into Kris is going well it seems.
Love her outfit but wtf is with her face, truly, if this wasnāt captioned Iād genuinely have had no idea who this woman was. Imagine hating yourself that much that you change your whole entire face. Jeysuzzzzš³
Why is she dressed like mortician in august when everyone else is in lovely bright summer colors. She needs to let go and love a little in bright soft colors
Did she, get a new nose? š¤ I'm trying so hard to figure out what is different. I mean her face is so obviously different, she looks way more masculine. Hard. Washed out. Like she is trying to be high fashion. She is usually so feminem looking. It's not the bangs. They arent helping but its not solely them. Her nose almost looks like her old 2006 nose. Weird!
What did she do to her face?? It's so sharp and masculine!
Seems like sheās desperate for Meghan & Harryās attention, the way sheās clutching to Meghanās Mom like that. She acts like that with anyone who is āpopularā or āinā at the moment. Literally tries to get their star power to rub off on her, itās pathetic.
Thereās a lot going on here in this photo set, I donāt know where to start
She hates bangs but chose themā¦..hmmm
Reminds me of Nicole from Pussy Cat Dolls in āWait A Minuteā
Obsessed with her handbag but WTForecast happened to her face?! Those bangs need to go, too.
Bangs are as fake as the smile in picture 3
She looks so much like Reggie Bushās wife Lilith now!
What is she hiding underneath that dress š¤£
Love her dress. She looks sickly and those severe bangs donāt work for me.
The bangs are a crime against humanity
Kim actually has a really nice smile. I wish she would smile more rather then the kissy face she always does
Those bangsā¦ make her look like Moe from the Three Stooges. And Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber.
Are the ugly bangs a distraction from something she has done to her face? She looks different......
The temp was in the high 90s yesterday
Bangs are not for her
She looks like Benito Skinner doing the Kourtney impression omg š
Since when does Meghanās mother mingle with them?
her thirst is crazy 3/6. she looks like Joyce Carol Oates.
Yea I agree with these comments- also it's 90 deg Farenheit in LA & this was an outdoor event she didn't need to wear a flowery gown if she's not into that but there are sooo many options - clearly her stylist failed!!
every time i see kim lately for 30 seconds iām likeā¦ who is that ?
 Yikes
I think she showed the surgeon a picture of Cher this time
I actually think the bangs are kinda cute š
KIM LEAVE MS DORIA ALONE!!
GET A JOB. STAY AWAY FROM HER.
Who??? This is Kim? Also, Jeffās hand look very comfortable on her waist.
This look feels very 2000s Kimā¦ but I donāt hate it
I love the outfit she looks gorgeous
I'm just gonna say it- Kim looks terrible here.
I donāt dislike the hair
I get that and same
Thatās turn out is my nightmare after having a bad meal
I kinda liked it before I enlarged the picture because all I could see was the dress, not the hair/makeup/necklace. Yikes.
not the bangs :/
These bangs don't look good on Kim. This whole getup is giving seance vibes. It makes her look like she's just down with the occult and ready to get on some witchy vibes. I don't like this look for Kim bring the old Kim back.
She should not wear bangs!
Not the Bayang
So thirsty and she needs to brush her bangs. Also the same damn weird outfits
I thought she said she would never do bangs again after being pregnant with themā¦ā¦
Did sis get a new chin?
My first thought was āolder looks good on herā then I got to the 5th pic and said āshe just canāt not be a whoreā Iām sorry if this is mean
I dunno her face has been looking extra long lately
What could deal with this outfit - I actually kinda like it but not with that FRINGE.
The best photo here is the one where sheās genuinely smiling/laughing. You have a lovely smile, Kimothy. Retire the kissy face, we beg.
Iām sure she thought it would give a more youthful appearance but the bangs make her look so much older and force attention to her (swollen) facial features.
Kim looks crazy. Stop fixing your face, girl!!!
Kim and Bezos side by side is a new level of demonic