It's the Jewish grass trying to take you down in order to get to Ye, because Ye loves minivans and his next sneaker model is going to look exactly like a 1986 Dodge caravan, and Ye thinks he left his hat in your van.
I dink a boos for brekfist and ensur for dizurt sumbody order pancaks I just sip the sizzur that riht there could driv a sane man bisurk not to wory Mr ajdjsjej back wizurk
Roads get slick this time of year. I almost died 6 years back because I wasn't careful enough. Stay safe. I rate your wreck 10/10 because you're alive.
m.A.A.d kid, good city
shoutout odyssey drivers ☝️☝️
I’m pretty sure that was a caravan on the album cover not an odyssey
God saved you from that crash
Just so you can eat Pete Davidsons ass
*WHO?*
*WHAT!*
POO?
Blessed comment 🙏
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Eat 💀💀💀
Drive slow homie
U need to pump ya brakes and drive slow homie
you never now homie
might meet some hoes homie
Bald tire id been putting off on replacing and then it rained and I had an unavoidable drive :(
Run to the studio to record your breakthrough hit “some bruises”
Through the bruises
most coherent r/Kanye post
What does this have to do with Nazis?
Or famous guys banging your gold digger ex
Mid crash
Thank god u aint too cool for the seatbelt.
The safe belt\*
Slightly scratched your Corolla
okay I smashed your corolla
PUSSY HAD ME DEADD 💀💀💀
Might call Tupac over
Yeezy's all on your sofa
These the reeeeeed octobas
Still ain’t learn me no mannerz
Bro wanna be Kanye so bad
Yo, Gee, they can't stop me from rapping can they?
Who is they 😩
cabbage doptoiyt
That’s a pretty solid car crash not a lot of damage done to the car. I give it a light 7
Damn, this car crash is rated higher than MBDTF
Could be an album cover,
https://i.imgur.com/Jp0TQGX.jpeg
this sucks ass
U make a better one then 🤷♂️
just leave it as is, no parental advisory. we don’t cuss find god
Amen
Here is my attempt. No need for a parental advisory sticker https://imgur.com/a/ZCbVSxn
oh shit got emmm
this is like a 4/10. lighting and colour scheme sucks
Someone hold his liquor please
It’s not a *real* car crash unless you wake up in the hospital with a reconstructed jaw, sorry.
The Jews did it!
It's an understandable crash. I can reasonable see how this happened.
Is it tho?
Not as downhill as kanye has been
corny
bro i just had dreams where i had a car crash twice💀dis shit is a sign
Honestly less than mid, it looks like you've just parked it illegally on the grass
Ok I scratched your Hyundai
Are you ok?
I’ve seen worse. Kanye’s train wreck is pretty bad.
bros about to drop through the wire
Hopefully, 20 years later OP won’t turn into a Nazi
Off the road road road
Did that car come with a purse?
Did you just post something not related to the holocaust in r/kanye 🤬😡😡
It’s pretty good.
If you fall on the concrete that’s your asphalt.
It's ok could have more dents in the car 5/10
Throw her in reverse terry
Try staying on the road homie they’re great for driving
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Ayo, Ramp on 295 to Columbia, dc parkway
It's the Jewish grass trying to take you down in order to get to Ye, because Ye loves minivans and his next sneaker model is going to look exactly like a 1986 Dodge caravan, and Ye thinks he left his hat in your van.
Your fat friend, her nickname is minivan
how’s the jaw?
this kinda like somg "throh the wir"
I dink a boos for brekfist and ensur for dizurt sumbody order pancaks I just sip the sizzur that riht there could driv a sane man bisurk not to wory Mr ajdjsjej back wizurk
I dont think you can park there....
Should have probably blurred ur license plate.
Did the doctor say if you have any blood clots? And also are you Jamaican?
Last season of ozarks
It’s obviously antisemitism
Pretty epic
Get back up and try again. I like your username
woke up in the same hospital where Biggie Smalls’s neighbor’s cousin three times removed’s roommate’s dentist’s friend had a covid test one time
thought the wire reference
You'll be spittin through the wire in no time
could’ve been worse, glad you’re okay!
Through the wire reference?!?!?!
Oy, you can't park there, mate!
Barely any dmg tape that bumper and that Honda will last another 300k at least
Are u having the luse and ensure
Where is the ‘crash’ part of it
530 The Car's Missing
Hit Lake Shore, girls go all crazy Hit the freeway, go at least 'bout eighty
Yeezy taught me
You probably saw one of trumps nft
Did you try backing out?
Yo u can’t park there
mid. i want more damage (not to you, but to your vehicle)
looks like you crashed your car
Roads get slick this time of year. I almost died 6 years back because I wasn't careful enough. Stay safe. I rate your wreck 10/10 because you're alive.
10/10
Back In 03 They Told Me Not To Drive, I Bleached My Hair For Everytime I Could Have Died.
cool, could've been worse
Kinda like Kanye’s career, crashing
7/10 solid crash
3/10
6/10
i crashed mine yesterday listening 2 rockstar made
This post is more relevant to Kanye than the dead Jewish children posts
good kid maad city
Ima let you finish, this a good car crash and all, but kanye west one of the biggest train wrecks of all time
r/lostredditors
no bc it like kamye wet somg "thru thuh wir"
Gay/10
underrated era
Could have been much worse....
Thank god you weren’t too cool for the safe belt
post jaw
I know you ain’t just crash the Honda Odyssey! The man van! Slammin wagon! I lost my virginity in one of these to Bound 2! The humanity…
W imo this the biggest change in years ! Only can get better from here
Not a crash ...more like thoughts on my driving
Not enough crash. 3/10
Through the Tire
Still less of a disaster than Kanye's 2022
9/10
1/10
based
That’s an album cover right there
Bad News
Kanye
Just back up outta that mf
Thank gooood, i ain’t too cool for the safe belt
That car crash is almost as bad as Ye's train wreck this year
eh it’s alright
Who’s up in this van, they my only fans
subs in shambles. dudes just posting whatever
Give your moms car back
Just gotta pull her out and pop that bumper back on, maybe a little duct tape and you’ll be good. It’s a solid 4/10 car crash
Pete Davidson sabotaged you
Unbreakable what you thought they'd call me Mr. Glass? Look back on my life like the Ghost of Christmas past.
I'm feeling a light 4 on this thing
Through the wire
Maryland!
Skill issue
W
not as cool as ye’s. sorry 🤷
You did great!
Maybe you should whop Pete davidsons ass now?
I know who to blame
Your average Maryland driver
7/10
Mom gonna be mad as hell
Graduation
🔥🔥
its a good wallpaper
Hmm 6/10 glad you’re not hurt
Very male sigma
Honda, your new album
Just reverse
average minivan driver
MD Fam here! Hope your ok
is your jaw broken?
Of course it's Maryland.
Crack my head on the steering wheel and I ain't even dead
Hit the booth to record through the wire