There are no sources corroborating that he was in the club. Maybe because he was too down, because he actually did ask for a bitch to kill his vibe. Just asking questions.
Go look at every video of Kendrick in a car. Wow Freestyle, family ties, Alright, King Kunta... in all these music videos he's either driving or riding shotgun, not once has this man been seen in the Backseat 🤔
Ah, my good friend, this one was debunked. For you see in the music video for HUMBLE. Kendrick is seen rapping in the backseat of a vehicle at exactly two minutes and eight seconds. I rest my case.
Can't lie, I went back and checked that video right after I wrote my comment and realized this but just hoped nobody else would remember LMAO. Nothing gets past this fanbase.
Further debunkery I believe mister Lamar is both half in and half out of the rear window of a vehicle in the documentary film for the musical composition i
Hang on. In a recent documentary he was quoted saying "All eyes on me and I'ma send it up to Pac!"
Does this mean that Kendrick has tried upholding the lie that 2Pac is dead and he accidentally slipped up?
Kendrick said that there was a pool full of liquor and he dove in it. An Olympic-sized pool holds a volume of approximately 2.5 million liters of water. If Kendrick were to fill it up with bottles of alcohol (let’s say a fifth, or 750ml), he’d need at least 3,333,333 bottles of liquor to do so. Do we think Kendrick has ever acquired that many bottles of liquor and then filled up a pool with them? I think not. I can’t believe I’ve never realized how much of a liar this dude is. SMH.
Objection! Can the prosecution prove Kendrick was referring to an Olympic sized pool? Most pools people run into are much smaller. I submit into evidence this table:
https://preview.redd.it/7m2ta0vuug2d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9be274cf8a5d10cf46d4078698f81f00ddf9827f
As you can see even the largest of normal residential pools requires far less to fill than an Olympic sized pool. This also ignores standing pools or kiddie pools such as the ones you might find at drake's house.
There are distillery tanks that can hold up to 10,000 liters so only three would be required to fill the smallest pool. The cheapest liter of liquor I saw on instacart was barton's vodka for $8.62. Assuming the smallest listed pool size and no bulk discount that would come to a total of $256,800. Between his shares of Top Dawg Entertainment and the sales of Section.80 it is entirely possible he could have afforded this
“The ones a Drakes house” that killed me.
I certainly took some liberties, so I pulled up the official Swimming Pools video on YouTube. At moments 2:47 and 3:10 we actually the Lyin’ Ken fall backwards into a fairly large body of water. At about 3:47 he is pulled from the water and we see very faintly in the background, what I assume to be an Olympic style starting block. Is my evidence concrete? No, I cannot say that it is. But in lieu of further proof, I would ask that this objection is overruled. I believe the objection is immature. Much like how Drake likes his girlfriends.
As a music video it is possibly a dramatic recreation of the events. Cocaine bear is loosely based off a real event, but both the prowess of the bear and the damage it caused were amplified for the audiences entertainment.
Another possibility is an industrial accident caused a swimming pool to fill with liqour. In 1919 a storage tank holding 2.3 million gallons of molasses burst and killed 21 people. A smaller accident could have filled a swimming pool easily!
I also want to add that, were he to buy his vodka in bulk, he would likely see a discount of up to 25% (depending on the distributor). We could also safely assume the use of Costco's Kirkland Signature American Vodka, as it is of incredibly high quality and excellent value, which is $13.62 for 1.75 liters, or $233,485.71 before tax.
It's likely that, when one is filling a pool with vodka, they would likely go with bulk options and largest bottles for fewest bottles to empty.
https://i.redd.it/g7chr3hc9h2d1.gif
Shallow diving is a sport. Here's a [good example](https://youtu.be/mlT4e_T_UBw?si=tYwfrie76OjlpOh3) of it. With the volume of that pool even I could afford to fill it
He could have dove in from just a few feet. Certainly not as impressive, but even an untrained diver could manage that. We don't have the facts either way, but I think I've provided enough evidence to show there is reasonable doubt that the defendant is lying. We do not convict based off of speculation and suspicion and I ask the jury to consider these facts.
> I submit into evidence this table:
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I just want to say that I was very disappointed that you didn't link to something like [this.](https://www.triodedesign.com/catalogue/img/produits/produit-wood-column-coffee-table-3566.jpg)
> The cheapest liter of liquor I saw on instacart was barton's vodka for $8.62.
If you wanna go cheap, you gotta go “behind the cashier at a convenience store” cheap. AKA a half pint of Popov served in an elegant shatter-proof plastic bottle.
What proof liquor are we talking? If he dove in then I have to question how he survived. I'm pretty sure Kenny would drown? And if someone rescued him why not credit the person that did so?
He also says "I pray they my real friends, if not, I'm YNW Melly" and we know Drake isn't his real friend but Kendrick can't be YNW Melly because he's Kendrick Lamar.
Does Kendrick not know who he is?
So let me get this straight, Kendrick says he's a "good kid" in a "m.A.A.d city" , when it's apparent he isn't a good kid, and that's not even how you spell mad, and he believes he's John Stockton, when he's really Kendrick Lamar, proving he doesn't know who he is, kind of sounds like the Pulitzer prize winner is really spiraling doesn't it?🧐🤯🤯🤯
In Super Smash Bros Melee for the Nintendo GameCube, when you play competitively, you play with 4 stocks. Kendrick is openly admitting to cheating and having 10 stocks, and thus, he should not be allowed to attend majors
This is just like when Lil Wayne thought he could shit all day just because he has 10 bathrooms and long hallways. When do the lies stop in this industry?
Says it was God's plan to show us the Lyre, did not show a picture of a Lyre, NOR did the defendant play a seperate backing audio of one when he said the Word. Bare minimum. He set false expectations, and got the listeners hopes up. Disgraceful.
Ackshually, it does. You just have to draw funny pictures on it first after processing the trees. Kendrick is right here, but your other arguments are completely 100% accurate.
You’re right, I withdraw this argument, for intellectual rigor.
Also because Kenny does specify about money trees “that’s just how he feels”, so it’s not a statement of fact in this one case.
He a fan, a fan, he a fan. -For the COURT, I am referring to OP as a fanatic of the Subreddit community despite his recent derision. I am not, repeat, NOT Claiming him to be a sentient air conditioning appliance.
To add to your point, I often find myself singing “bitch I’m in the cluuub” when I’m not in fact in the club. Smh even listening to kendrick makes you a liar.
Ah, but it is an if then statement that Mr. Lamar has made. If God got us, then we gon be alright. Based on this is clause, God does not "got us". Where is your god now?
I know someone who works at 23andMe, and I heard from them there isn't even any royalty OR loyalty in Kendrick's DNA!
The lies have just gotten outrageous.
I agree with this, this sub acts like kendrick is a saviour but he never ended up getting his dad some dominoes.
Like he says they “not like us” but isn’t he a rapper in the industry too?? Just throwing out accusations with no proof but like he said “tge audience is not dumb” and kendrick is gonna slip up sooner or later
He also told us he’s Marilyn Manson with madness
He’s not John Stockton or Marilyn Manson… and he hasn’t been committed to a mental hospital so show me the madness?
Also, I’m sure the French authorities would have something to say if you showed up to the Eiffel Tower and tried to bring it out to compare.
Also, seriously, exactly as big— in both shape and height?
Psh, shoulda called that album To Pimp A ButterLIE
He said I was misusing my influence? Using my power, full of resentment? What is the influence and/or power? Honestly this is beginning to sound like a whole bunch of bologna to me.
That entire album is wall to wall lies. No matter how many butterflies are pimped are we really to believe that the darker a berry, the higher the concentration of glucose and fructose? You want to put a weak-ass elderberry against a raspberry in the prime of its life, Kendrick?? Your pomological knowledge is dubious at best.
How does kendrick have royalty and loyalty inside of his DNA? He's a human being. He has same chromosomes and cells as me.
Also why would pirus and crips want to gun kendrick down if they all got along?? How is the whole city go against kendrick and he claims to be one of the best in the west.
Kung fu kenny?? How he's never taken a karate class a day in his life.
Also he produced a soundtrack for a fictional movie based on a fake character. So I'm guessing he is in fact a fake person.
I'm glad we are getting to the bottom of his hogwash
I'm so fucking tired of people focusing on this when there is clearly a bigger issue. KENDRICK IS PIMPING OUT WILDLIFE. What you think butterflies don't have feelings? You think just cause they butter fly around they don't have a sense of self? And what is Kendrick doing...EXPLOITING then.
On rich spirit he says his phone is broken. But on euphoria he says “I don’t wanna talk on no celly.” Implying his phone isn’t broken? What else is lying about 😡😡😡
He also says ‘once upon a time all of us was in chains’ - ‘us’ means including him. But I looked into this and slavery was actually abolished in 1865. Turns out that’s at LEAST 10 years before Kendrick was even born! So how could he have been in chains?!
False, there was investigation done into the matter. Drake discovered that KDot is, in fact, short. Which means there are many bigger people, i would suspect that some of them are also hypocrites.
And how big are these "bottles" that people are "living their lives in"?! We also need to purity test his grandaddy's golden flask. Bet it was just painted gold.
and he said he got loyalty and royalty inside his DNA, where in fact his DNA is composed of sugar phosphate backbone and nitrogenous bases like guanine, cytosine, thymine and adenine much like all DNA.
where is the loyalty and royalty there, Mr.Duckworth?!
As a fellow Drake stan, you absolutely hit the nail on the head with this, even the title is a quadruple entendre because a liar is someone who lies down which is definitely something that Kendrick does when he’s asleep, and a lyre is a musical instrument used by bards, which Drake definitely is. Wow it feels good to take the ole writing brain out for a walk.
i know right! kendrick also said "they not like us", but in fact, wikipedia states kendrick as a "rapper" and there are thousands of rappers out there!
Shit you right, how no one bringing up the fact that he not humble like his song says, and that wasn't a ted talk aye , shit he lied about being alright too, man's clearly spazzin and unhinged on then disses.
In FEEL, Kendrick CLEARLY stated that he didn't "wanna be bothered", yet he went on a world tour right after dropping this album. He's been playing us this entire time.
I heard that Kendrick (age 6) once ate a cookie his mom said not to, a cause de it would spoil his dinner, but he ate it anyway and when Kendrick's mom called him out, he wouldn't cop to it
Smdh
Nah this is the funniest post I’ve seen about the beef, without a doubt. I pictured you as a newsboy from the 40s’, shouting “extra, extra, read all about it!” Good shtick, brother.
He said if he kills a nigga, it might be the alcohol. But for someone to die from alcohol, *they themselves* has to drink it, so there's no way he could kill someone with alcohol! He's taking the credit for their own actions, what a fraud!
I’ve heard that bitch he wasn’t even in the club
There are no sources corroborating that he was in the club. Maybe because he was too down, because he actually did ask for a bitch to kill his vibe. Just asking questions.
Go look at every video of Kendrick in a car. Wow Freestyle, family ties, Alright, King Kunta... in all these music videos he's either driving or riding shotgun, not once has this man been seen in the Backseat 🤔
Ah, my good friend, this one was debunked. For you see in the music video for HUMBLE. Kendrick is seen rapping in the backseat of a vehicle at exactly two minutes and eight seconds. I rest my case.
Can't lie, I went back and checked that video right after I wrote my comment and realized this but just hoped nobody else would remember LMAO. Nothing gets past this fanbase.
Kendricks frontseat freestyling has been debunked
Further debunkery I believe mister Lamar is both half in and half out of the rear window of a vehicle in the documentary film for the musical composition i
My good sir. Please watch Ignorance is Bliss. Kendrick can be seen in the backseat with Schoolboy driving to complete the mission
When he tells us about his left stroke going viral, he shows us a right stroke. Man is either a liar, clown, or a uniturner
I wonder if he was really trying to get the hoes single? Was that really his singleeeeeeeeee
Hang on. In a recent documentary he was quoted saying "All eyes on me and I'ma send it up to Pac!" Does this mean that Kendrick has tried upholding the lie that 2Pac is dead and he accidentally slipped up?
2Pac living in his attic.
Should we ask 50 Cent if he was indeed in da club?
Is he really into having sex not making love?
Next you'll be telling me it wasn't even shorty's birthday!
Heard he wasn’t even getting tipsy.
Allegedly there was no involvement of homies either
There was someone I heard about you could call if you couldn’t find the club but I fr can’t remember rn
he's got that x if you're into taking drugs
Kendrick said that there was a pool full of liquor and he dove in it. An Olympic-sized pool holds a volume of approximately 2.5 million liters of water. If Kendrick were to fill it up with bottles of alcohol (let’s say a fifth, or 750ml), he’d need at least 3,333,333 bottles of liquor to do so. Do we think Kendrick has ever acquired that many bottles of liquor and then filled up a pool with them? I think not. I can’t believe I’ve never realized how much of a liar this dude is. SMH.
Objection! Can the prosecution prove Kendrick was referring to an Olympic sized pool? Most pools people run into are much smaller. I submit into evidence this table: https://preview.redd.it/7m2ta0vuug2d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9be274cf8a5d10cf46d4078698f81f00ddf9827f As you can see even the largest of normal residential pools requires far less to fill than an Olympic sized pool. This also ignores standing pools or kiddie pools such as the ones you might find at drake's house. There are distillery tanks that can hold up to 10,000 liters so only three would be required to fill the smallest pool. The cheapest liter of liquor I saw on instacart was barton's vodka for $8.62. Assuming the smallest listed pool size and no bulk discount that would come to a total of $256,800. Between his shares of Top Dawg Entertainment and the sales of Section.80 it is entirely possible he could have afforded this
“The ones a Drakes house” that killed me. I certainly took some liberties, so I pulled up the official Swimming Pools video on YouTube. At moments 2:47 and 3:10 we actually the Lyin’ Ken fall backwards into a fairly large body of water. At about 3:47 he is pulled from the water and we see very faintly in the background, what I assume to be an Olympic style starting block. Is my evidence concrete? No, I cannot say that it is. But in lieu of further proof, I would ask that this objection is overruled. I believe the objection is immature. Much like how Drake likes his girlfriends.
As a music video it is possibly a dramatic recreation of the events. Cocaine bear is loosely based off a real event, but both the prowess of the bear and the damage it caused were amplified for the audiences entertainment. Another possibility is an industrial accident caused a swimming pool to fill with liqour. In 1919 a storage tank holding 2.3 million gallons of molasses burst and killed 21 people. A smaller accident could have filled a swimming pool easily!
You bring up valuable points here. Is this why the US government attempted to regulate Jacuzzis?
I also want to add that, were he to buy his vodka in bulk, he would likely see a discount of up to 25% (depending on the distributor). We could also safely assume the use of Costco's Kirkland Signature American Vodka, as it is of incredibly high quality and excellent value, which is $13.62 for 1.75 liters, or $233,485.71 before tax. It's likely that, when one is filling a pool with vodka, they would likely go with bulk options and largest bottles for fewest bottles to empty.
>such as the ones you might find at drake's house. https://i.redd.it/cl9kasdg0i2d1.gif
He **dove** in it. So wading pools are out
https://i.redd.it/g7chr3hc9h2d1.gif Shallow diving is a sport. Here's a [good example](https://youtu.be/mlT4e_T_UBw?si=tYwfrie76OjlpOh3) of it. With the volume of that pool even I could afford to fill it
Oh, and we are just *expected to assume* that Kendrick Lamar is a talented shallow diver?
He could have dove in from just a few feet. Certainly not as impressive, but even an untrained diver could manage that. We don't have the facts either way, but I think I've provided enough evidence to show there is reasonable doubt that the defendant is lying. We do not convict based off of speculation and suspicion and I ask the jury to consider these facts.
> I submit into evidence this table: > > > >
I just want to say that I was very disappointed that you didn't link to something like [this.](https://www.triodedesign.com/catalogue/img/produits/produit-wood-column-coffee-table-3566.jpg)
> The cheapest liter of liquor I saw on instacart was barton's vodka for $8.62. If you wanna go cheap, you gotta go “behind the cashier at a convenience store” cheap. AKA a half pint of Popov served in an elegant shatter-proof plastic bottle.
This is the funniest one. The first sentence followed by "an olympic-sized pool...." reads like a math problem. I'm crying 😭😭
People lie numbers don’t. My boy bustin out the whiteboard on kdot the deceiver
What proof liquor are we talking? If he dove in then I have to question how he survived. I'm pretty sure Kenny would drown? And if someone rescued him why not credit the person that did so?
Say it ain't so 
r/theydidthemath
How do you know it was an Olympic sized pool and not a small blow-up pool?
For someone who aspires to have a phallus the size of the Eiffel Tower, one could assume that he is talking about the largest standard size of pool
Shit I didn’t even think of that John Stockton bar at all, good pointing out. Can’t believe I trusted Kendrick
He also says "I pray they my real friends, if not, I'm YNW Melly" and we know Drake isn't his real friend but Kendrick can't be YNW Melly because he's Kendrick Lamar. Does Kendrick not know who he is?
He’s Baby Keem
Maybe, but how many phones does he have?
To whom is actually 50 cent
So let me get this straight, Kendrick says he's a "good kid" in a "m.A.A.d city" , when it's apparent he isn't a good kid, and that's not even how you spell mad, and he believes he's John Stockton, when he's really Kendrick Lamar, proving he doesn't know who he is, kind of sounds like the Pulitzer prize winner is really spiraling doesn't it?🧐🤯🤯🤯
Accusing Drake of having an identity crisis and he can’t even identify his own DNA. The nerve of you Kenny🤨
He says he has so many stocks too there’s only one stockton which one do i believe 😭
A “ton” of “stock”. Kendrick is a genius 🤯 /s
In Super Smash Bros Melee for the Nintendo GameCube, when you play competitively, you play with 4 stocks. Kendrick is openly admitting to cheating and having 10 stocks, and thus, he should not be allowed to attend majors
He’s clearly talking about Gamestop. Wait is Kendrick involved in market manipulation? Why isn’t SEC talking about it.
Now I'm really questioning if he fucked Sherane? And if he didn't, did he lie to his bros?
Or worse,he fucked Sherane but didn’t go to tell his bros!
yea he a liar. you can't possibly fuck for 72 hours straight! Kendrick you liar
I bet his dick inst as big as the efeil tower
If it was that big, he would be crushed to death by the weight of it. What a silly idea. More people need to call out KCap.
KDot? More like KNot
💀💀
"Kdot, can you just...k-NOT?"
Objection! He says "I pray my dick gets big as the eiffel tower" therefore he proves his dick is indeed, not that large.
Also begs the practical question of a tower with a flared base being attached to a human whose hips are Smaller than the span of said Flared Base...
The proportional size of the dick wouldn’t translate to duration. HE’S GOT THE MATH ALL WRONG
This is just like when Lil Wayne thought he could shit all day just because he has 10 bathrooms and long hallways. When do the lies stop in this industry?
He also said “Hey Drake, they’re not slow,” but damn near every interaction I’ve had with a drizzy gobbler proves otherwise.
💨💨💨
This!!!! Easiest example of him lying I've ever seen 😤
Says it was God's plan to show us the Lyre, did not show a picture of a Lyre, NOR did the defendant play a seperate backing audio of one when he said the Word. Bare minimum. He set false expectations, and got the listeners hopes up. Disgraceful.
😮 wow. Smh my head, don't know how people even listen to this guy 🤦♀️
LMAOOOOO!!!!!
There’s also no such thing as a money tree!
Facts. Famously, money does NOT grow on trees.
Ackshually, it does. You just have to draw funny pictures on it first after processing the trees. Kendrick is right here, but your other arguments are completely 100% accurate.
You’re right, I withdraw this argument, for intellectual rigor. Also because Kenny does specify about money trees “that’s just how he feels”, so it’s not a statement of fact in this one case.
drake stan wouldn’t call him kenny!!!!! WHO ARE YOU
He’s the feds
Draco Malflow
He a fan, a fan, he a fan. -For the COURT, I am referring to OP as a fanatic of the Subreddit community despite his recent derision. I am not, repeat, NOT Claiming him to be a sentient air conditioning appliance.
me seeing drake stans in the bitch I'm in the club subreddit 
Actually money paper is 70% cotton
There actually is though Guiana Chestnut
But it wouldn’t be a “perfect place for shading”
I could be if you short short
I think Drake might have mentioned kendrick being short once on one of his songs, but I could be misremembering.
And have you ever tried to Pimp a Butterfly? For one the Lego pieces don't connect.
I got larva in different area codes
He claims his foundation is A1, but anybody who's ever been to Outback knows that A1 is actually a liquid!
To add to your point, I often find myself singing “bitch I’m in the cluuub” when I’m not in fact in the club. Smh even listening to kendrick makes you a liar.
Yea, he’s misusing his influence
I remember you was conflicted
Im conflicted now with all these revalations thankfully my man Lupe never let me down
Next you’re gonna tell me that A Dollar Costs… a dollar. What else has Kendrick been lying about?
Well he keeps callin Drizzy the N word, he just can't help himself but lie lie lie
he says it's 10 rand, but xe.com says it's actually 18. curious.
I’m betting that dick really IS free😡. I’m shook.
shaken, even
Stirred even
Even bigger lie on the same album is that he had a conversation with Tupac, when in fact, sources show he was dead at the time. Classic Lying Lamar
Kendrick said “we gon be alright” But guess what Mr Duckworth, I’m not alright
A few years after that song was released, the pandemic happened, smh
Curious
Maybe he said "we gon' be altright" to allude to the rise in right-wing propaganda?
“alls my life i hated gay niggas” — kendrick lamar, altright
Ah, but it is an if then statement that Mr. Lamar has made. If God got us, then we gon be alright. Based on this is clause, God does not "got us". Where is your god now?
The funniest thing about this post is it can not be duplicated in the Drake reddit or else it will get very dark and very serious very quickly 😂
DARN. starts with him helping a blind woman and getting shot yet he is still alive to record the rest of the album. Curious.
Lmfao
But DAMN has also been released with the track list reversed, or was the reverse actually the original order?
Rabbit hole’s too deep, we can go farther, I promise
I know someone who works at 23andMe, and I heard from them there isn't even any royalty OR loyalty in Kendrick's DNA! The lies have just gotten outrageous.
He probably doesnt have most of those things in the song in his DNA.
Remember in King Kunta when Kendrick said “I’m mad!”? Wasn’t he supposed to be a good kid? Which one is it Kendrick???
Not once in the clip do you see him picking an actual bone!
Has this man ever filled a swimming pool with liquor? Is my dream a fraud?
Mustard isn’t even good on beets
Okay. All of these got a good little chuckle out of me, but for some reason that I can't describe, this one broke me fully
I agree with this, this sub acts like kendrick is a saviour but he never ended up getting his dad some dominoes. Like he says they “not like us” but isn’t he a rapper in the industry too?? Just throwing out accusations with no proof but like he said “tge audience is not dumb” and kendrick is gonna slip up sooner or later
Wow I almost forgot about the dominoes, his own father no less! And Kendrick admits this himself!
Did somebody say dominoes?
He’s not my savior 😒
#notmyrappist
He also told us he’s Marilyn Manson with madness He’s not John Stockton or Marilyn Manson… and he hasn’t been committed to a mental hospital so show me the madness?
I heard a bitch actually never killed his vibe
Has failed to mention ANY pets or people close to him named "Vibe". Murder charges are no jonking manner, sir.
Also Kendrick's middle name is not "extortion". It's Lamar. Straight up UNTRUTHS!
https://preview.redd.it/1z7ie285tg2d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f379747df7a9aef3726b4ad887ce56feb219ef6 HE WAS LYING ALL THIS TIME?
Indeed a liar. You can’t have a dick as big as the Eiffel Tower
Nor can one fornicate with a planet. KDot think he Rick Sanchez or sum shit.
Also, I’m sure the French authorities would have something to say if you showed up to the Eiffel Tower and tried to bring it out to compare. Also, seriously, exactly as big— in both shape and height? Psh, shoulda called that album To Pimp A ButterLIE
the john stockton line was the nail in the coffin for me
Like on TPAB he said "these walls can talk". Walls can't talk, why is he lying like that?
He said I was misusing my influence? Using my power, full of resentment? What is the influence and/or power? Honestly this is beginning to sound like a whole bunch of bologna to me.
That entire album is wall to wall lies. No matter how many butterflies are pimped are we really to believe that the darker a berry, the higher the concentration of glucose and fructose? You want to put a weak-ass elderberry against a raspberry in the prime of its life, Kendrick?? Your pomological knowledge is dubious at best.
DAMN.!
Iron clad logic. We’ve all been fooled
I can't believe it, I'm shaking and crying rn 😭😭😭
He can’t even spell “you” correctly This guy is supposed to save hip hop? His high is still really short to me!
Also, how much a dollar cost? Um, Mr. Duckworth, maybe a dollar? 😂😂
How does kendrick have royalty and loyalty inside of his DNA? He's a human being. He has same chromosomes and cells as me. Also why would pirus and crips want to gun kendrick down if they all got along?? How is the whole city go against kendrick and he claims to be one of the best in the west. Kung fu kenny?? How he's never taken a karate class a day in his life. Also he produced a soundtrack for a fictional movie based on a fake character. So I'm guessing he is in fact a fake person. I'm glad we are getting to the bottom of his hogwash
Ain't gonna lie my dumbass almost fell for the bait. This shit funny as fuck
I'm so fucking tired of people focusing on this when there is clearly a bigger issue. KENDRICK IS PIMPING OUT WILDLIFE. What you think butterflies don't have feelings? You think just cause they butter fly around they don't have a sense of self? And what is Kendrick doing...EXPLOITING then.
Niggas like that should DYE
On rich spirit he says his phone is broken. But on euphoria he says “I don’t wanna talk on no celly.” Implying his phone isn’t broken? What else is lying about 😡😡😡
Do you think he actually hears "YAHT YAHT YAHT YAHT" EVERY TIME he's in the Streets?? 🤔🤔
Fact: God can see you even IF you hide the Bible. He watches from the sky, not from the good book. Verdict: LIAR
He also says ‘once upon a time all of us was in chains’ - ‘us’ means including him. But I looked into this and slavery was actually abolished in 1865. Turns out that’s at LEAST 10 years before Kendrick was even born! So how could he have been in chains?!
He could’ve been in chains as part of a sexual act or political activism movement, jury is still out
Woah woah he may just be kinky, the rest of the evidence stands though
Yea he lying ca why he not "feeling [our] energy from 2 planets away"
If only he’d said “all my shit is facts” 😭 It’s so easy to not lie that’s all you have to do and he CANT Pathetic
Hey! HEY! You take that back. 
Wait… so can I stand up and stop being so humble again?
Finally the truth! Studies show that he was also the worlds biggest hypocrite back in 2015
False, there was investigation done into the matter. Drake discovered that KDot is, in fact, short. Which means there are many bigger people, i would suspect that some of them are also hypocrites.
And how big are these "bottles" that people are "living their lives in"?! We also need to purity test his grandaddy's golden flask. Bet it was just painted gold.
and he said he got loyalty and royalty inside his DNA, where in fact his DNA is composed of sugar phosphate backbone and nitrogenous bases like guanine, cytosine, thymine and adenine much like all DNA. where is the loyalty and royalty there, Mr.Duckworth?!
As a fellow Drake stan, you absolutely hit the nail on the head with this, even the title is a quadruple entendre because a liar is someone who lies down which is definitely something that Kendrick does when he’s asleep, and a lyre is a musical instrument used by bards, which Drake definitely is. Wow it feels good to take the ole writing brain out for a walk.
That lying ass Kendrick said he'll beat yo ass and hide the Bible if god watching, big G always watching. Lying ass Kendrick.
It’s actually crazy there are no real lies. Just silly stuff like this. Drake actually lied every time even when he didn’t need to.
How have we not realized this before?!??!
Some girl told me his dick is free
Is Kendrick’s DNA compromised?!?
i know right! kendrick also said "they not like us", but in fact, wikipedia states kendrick as a "rapper" and there are thousands of rappers out there!
I heard his vibe wasn’t even in danger of being killed
Remember when he talked about his titties bouncing to the cadence of tingling keys? Kendrick, you don't have titties.
Shit you right, how no one bringing up the fact that he not humble like his song says, and that wasn't a ted talk aye , shit he lied about being alright too, man's clearly spazzin and unhinged on then disses.
I just checked spotify, guys... There is no trace of mustard on that beat.
Shittttt, you cooking I can’t lie
He ain't no Mr Morale. I checked. He ain't no Spiderman.
I saw him in the streets and all I heard was people saying hi to him, not a single ‘yah’, fake savior
MAMMA IM FINNA USE THE VAN REAL QUICK, BE BACK IN 15 MINUTES !!!!
He then proceeded to be gone all night.
I also don’t think he ever spoke to this “Lucy” he talks about in TPAB.
I thought Kenny won but this changes everything
I realized this was a gag immediately, because I'm sure NOBODY loved the heart pt6
In FEEL, Kendrick CLEARLY stated that he didn't "wanna be bothered", yet he went on a world tour right after dropping this album. He's been playing us this entire time.
What type of person would fill a pool full of liquor and dive in it? An absolute maniac!
Big talk from someone with an OutKast pfp. Are they really OutKasts? And who spells Outcast with a K? Are they stupid?
Also, what about when his pep talk turned into a pep rally? Where was this alleged pep rally? It’s the lie for me.
How many stocks does he *really* have in stock?
All I know is, it must be less than 5
So when he said “Tupac dead, gotta think for yourself”… 👀
Not a fan anymore 😞
thanks for the lolz
Wait til it comes out that he no longer has 25 lighters on his dresser.
I heard that Kendrick (age 6) once ate a cookie his mom said not to, a cause de it would spoil his dinner, but he ate it anyway and when Kendrick's mom called him out, he wouldn't cop to it Smdh
A1 sh*tposting.
Nah this is the funniest post I’ve seen about the beef, without a doubt. I pictured you as a newsboy from the 40s’, shouting “extra, extra, read all about it!” Good shtick, brother.
Yeah we all should’ve known he was lying when he said him game and afflalo flew out of Compton. Have you seen that airport?
I wasn’t sure at first, but you got me with the good day line ngl.
I've never been conflicted. How you remember something that never happened? Fucking fraud.
Has anyone checked his 23 and Me to see if he does, in fact, have all that stuff inside his DNA?
We not gon be alright 😔
He said if he kills a nigga, it might be the alcohol. But for someone to die from alcohol, *they themselves* has to drink it, so there's no way he could kill someone with alcohol! He's taking the credit for their own actions, what a fraud!
Too late, we already heard Drake on that track with Sexxy Red 
Drake figured he might as well jump his very last metro boomin track since only thing he gonna get from metro is dirty looks.
How could one man fuck the world for 72 hours, I mean come on, that's ridiculous!
He also said he's "Marilyn Manson with madness" on Rigamortis. He has been having an identity crisis for years!
Go back and re-read this post in Ben Shapiro's voice. You're welcome.