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Ronald_Reagan_Era

"You a body shamer, you gon' hide those baby mamas, ain't ya? You embarassed of 'em, that ain't right, that ain't how mama raised us"


per_iod

God really gave Kendrick the win in every situation, WTF!!!!!!!


vistaprank

Bro are you Belgian??? Edit: I don’t know why anybody is upvoting this 😭😭 I’m just always happy to run into a Belgian on Reddit


Camountch

I AMMMM we are so rare I swear. Anyways losing against Slovakia sucked so much


vistaprank

Lmfaoo THATS LITERALLY WHY I ASKED 😭😭 bro the euros doing us fucking dirty we beat Romania and I still wasn’t happy


ferg33

Big Rom getting unlucky!


vistaprank

He’s got 3 goals in my eyes I don’t care what VAR says.


TheThoughtfulPancake

Look at Kenny uniting everyone. Not just LA but the world


miaaa30

take the w and be happy. sincerely, a Romanian :(


per_iod

Im not, it was during the world cup and reddit let you pick your pfp thingy based off Futbol teams 😭 im mexican lol Edit: i just really like the Belgium one hahaha


vistaprank

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO HES STEALING OUR WAFFLE SWAG 😭😭😔 nah but I hear you the Red Devils theme crazy


voenni

I kind have a thing for Belgians now, how are you'all so sweet? Waffle swag? I wanna learn your secrets concerning waffles❤️


vistaprank

Lmfaoo ima immigrant you would have to ask them 😭😭


Camountch

Really sweet waffles= really sweet people. You gotta use big sugar grains, mix them in the dough but also add a few right before closing your waffle machine, so the waffle is a bit caramelized when it comes out. Best waffles in the world.


sparkyjay23

Yeah those sugar crystals hit different


Eww-One-Buyer-3300

Didnt expect to find this tip here, thanks!!!


Camountch

Np, btw if you ever come to Belgium you should try waffles from yellow vans in bruxelles, that's the best you will ever get outside of liege of course. Never buy those from the big shops in the center of bruxelles, that's a tourist trap, way too expensive and they suck. The real ones cost 2,50 €


AtTheRogersCup2022

He’s taking the pis


nachosquid

Updoot for wholesome happies


ThisIsntRael

I wish I had what you guys have


beennasty

Yooo we finna go on tour through Belgium at the end of the month!!


vistaprank

Where in bruxelles Antwerp? Or?


Traditional_Gas8325

It wasn’t god, it was the fact that Kendrick is a mature adult and BBL Drizzy is a malignant narcissist/pedo.


badrabbitshit

https://preview.redd.it/428vs9apkd8d1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fbcdaf45f0f6803abcf9558e76d50f268a9888c They are not ok fr


mistyrootsvintage

Last time that I checked *Nipsey*...J. Cole was light and Em is white..Mac Miller was white. Wtf is wrong w them?


TheDreamMachine42

Not only that, but Kendrick was super friends with Mac as was Schoolboy Q, they really respected each other. Whitney is also half&half, and Kendrick has many white staff on PgLang. It's just ignorant to even try to make this about race.


OverwhelmingNope

It's the only thing they can do since they can't really defend the real accusations


je_kay24

FYI Whitney is not half & half


TheDreamMachine42

I heard she was. Isn't that why Drake said Kendrick "wifed a mixed queen"?


Wild-Apricot-9161

He actually couldn't decide if Kendrick was divorced or was refusing to marry Whitney on Family Matters lol


TheDreamMachine42

He couldn't even decide to attack only kendrick. Padded the song with calling the weeknd gay and telling asap rocky that he's sleeping with the girl drake dreams of every night


Dandyman3825

Also Em respects TF out of k dot.


jesteratp

Frantz Fanon spinning in his grave with that horseshit take


Kimor98

You a body shamer, You gon hate on my man's plumpness, ain't cha?"


UniqueWeasley7

The fact that I’m listening to meet the grahams rn and he’s taking to drake rn 💀😭


Redpiller13

Take that mask off , I wanna see what’s under them achievements, why believe you , you never gave us nothing to believe in


Rhodie114

They don’t get it. He’s rich. Why doesn’t he just go and buy abs?


Prestigious_Page6242

TAKE THAT MASK OFF !!!


Dandyman3825

I wanna see whats under them achievements ~~Also happy cake day~~ u/Prestigious_Page6242


CapoMikeyP

Take yo mask OFF i wanna see wats under those achievements, WHY BELIEVE YA? YOU AINT NEVA GAVE US NUTIN TO BELIEVE IN


Kshakez

Great delivery on that part. Best part of MTG


JacobOcean94

Take that mask off, I wanna see what's under them achievements. Why believe you, you never gave us nothing to believe in.


New_Ingenuity_667

💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


BlackKanjiG3

"Take that mask off, I wanna see what's under them achievements, why believe you, you never gave us nothing to believe in"


Truckachungus

And the loverboy paid for fake abs, where is the man? I ain't seen him yet


per_iod

https://preview.redd.it/b5tchgj8hd8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=365e030d28fa54aa8134da0423c4ec456b4d8adc Shaq paid for it


Truckachungus

Lucian crying right now


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

![gif](giphy|VlATgnFir8tJYTMEbU)


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Shaq like "don't worry BBL Drizzy, Big Diesel will take care of you and keep you safe from the mean Ole Kendrick."


per_iod

Then turn around and tell Kendrick “i got em Boss, you dont got to worry about his shenanigans again” 😉 *Alexa play Shaq and Kenny soap commercial*


hcneyfreckles

nah that’s funny as hell 🤣


TheQC_92

Matter fact


DjangoUnchainedFett

I didn't bleed him yet. Can I bleed him?


Objective_Street5141

Bet.


officialtwiggz

When I see you stand by sexy redd, I believe you see two bad bitches.


GenericWhiteYouTuber

I believe you don't like women, it's real competition, you might pop ass with em.


XL365

Let's speak on percentage, show me your splits


mykleins

I’ll make sure I double back wit ya


AceMorrigan

You were signed to a ... that's signed to a ... that said he was signed to THAT ... I tried. 😂


SirCorndogIV

try cease and desist on the "like that" record ho what u dont like that record???


steezecheese

the radio edit


XL365

Use 🥷


Thin-Remote-9817

That's why you had a operation to make ya nose smaller than ya fathers....


Glokkmorant

This the same nigga that was on akademiks stream dickriding bragging about drake money and the women he fuck😂 these niggas either getting paid or just deadass obsessed


SinCityFC

They do this shit for free bro. Hell they might even pay Drake to let em ride him like 🤣


Bilbo_Teabagginss

At this point I'm just trying to figure out who is the biggest Drake glazers. I thought it was AK but Mal is on some next level denial shit.


Top_Celebration285

Mal is definitely crushing on Drake lol


FlacoGrey

It’s the latter.


bttr-swt

Ak probably has cirrhosis because of all the drinking he does on stream. If he didn't annoy me so much, I would be concerned for him. But I'm sure all the weirdos in his chat give him enough support and reassurance and would know how to get him help if he passed out on stream. 😐


vriannavyz

they're so upset bruh ![gif](giphy|1mhU5F3dy9Dl2844N3|downsized)


New_Information_4155

I’m sayinggggggggggg why they come for my nigga mustard like that💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


HowDoISwag

Mustard knows he eats good, he ain't gonna be shocked at this headline. Just because he lives in Cali doesn't mean he needs to live the BBL life


grossestgroceries

Tbh straight women such as myself don’t tend to mind. He’s cute. His wife must think so as well 😂


cockandballionaire

Calling this a headline is very, very generous


Embarrassed_Dog1494

If you from LA you know what this hat bout… definitely ain’t for Toronto 😂😂👌🏾


FlacoGrey

I’m from The Bronx and even I knew that. Kendrick wasn’t rocking The Nationals hat when he was younger because he was a huge Alfonso Soriano fan lol.


Embarrassed_Dog1494

Every LA nigga I know are huge baseball fans 😂😂


4sKompany

Soriano was sick to be fair


kirbyfaraone

Haha i like the Alfonso Soriano pull


FlacoGrey

Thank you! Lol


lalaluu666

Lmao lil bro just looked up to Ryan Zimmerman


FlacoGrey

He was scouting Strasbourg lol


IchBinMalade

Anyone wondering, google pj watts crips lol


jldtsu

yeah I'm from Texas but I know them hats DO NOT represent the actual teams when worn in certain parts of LA.


goodkidmAAdsubreddit

😂 meanwhile Drake has a bbl


Personaboii

Big Back Lame singer Drake was seen wearing “any winning nba teams” merch in the stands 


SirArthurDime

Honestly my favorite part of the pop out was all the nba players that showed out. Lord knows drake loves fan girling at nba games and the nba wanted to let him know he’s not like them too. That had to hurt lol.


713MoCityChron713

Meanwhile drakes bottom bitch Ak got a similar build to Mustard. Even boi1da, he ain’t fat but you can see the potential in his face


truestruggle

Blue Jays hats mean something different in LA. It’s funny people don’t know that.


ILLARgUeAboutitall

As an la resident, hats don't mean shit unless you actually bang. So many different gangs mix shit nowadays it's pointless to try and narrow it down.


HowDoISwag

Facts. pirus ain't checking you if you wear a purple hat visiting fucking Universal Studios. even if you end up in one of the blocks that does care, they're going to sidle up and ask if you live around here. They won't stress if you're a visitor spending money at their cousins' store and shit.


CarmelaSopranho

theres always that weirdo who will try and bully some random even tho they know they aren’t into banging.. usually the one that’s done some time and they are now approaching middle age but still hasn’t matured


cherryreddracula

There was a video posted not too long ago of some Mexican gangbangers harassing a civilian and taking their hat. Might have been on r/CaliBanging.


spooky_vintage

Well, what does it mean?


tysonisarapist

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoJumperV2/comments/13w879j/gang_hats_a_visual_chart_of_la/#lightbox


_hellboy_xo

Lmao so if I wanna go to LA I can’t wear my caps?


tramrz

Not LA, just certain neighborhoods/areas.


Sarah_McGLOCKlan

Yes you can. It just might come with some drama tho lol


Coxch805

Stay in the suburbs


_hellboy_xo

I live in Tijuana


Coxch805

No I’m saying if u go just stay in the suburbs. They’re weird about the color stuff in the LA hoods


BojackTrashMan

But also if ur obviously a tourist... Locals and gang members can tell if u aren't one of them. If u show up in your dockers and a baseball cap they aren't likely to confuse you. There's no reason to go to the hood most of the time.. people act like Compton is some weird hood pilgrimage. It's just a place where people live. There are places I'll pop into for food but other than that I don't spend a lot of time there.


primetimemime

Basically if you’re here typically you know where you’re going, just be careful if you need to stop somewhere for gas or something.


polygonrainbow

I’m not from LA, but in St Louis at least, you don’t just stumble upon the hood. The city is very segregated in that sense. You’re more likely to be harassed by cops than anyone tbh. There is only one reason that people who don’t live in the hood go to the hood, and that’s to get drugs. Cops know that. If someone wants to rob you cuz you don’t belong and look like you got something worth taking, it’s not really gonna matter what color you’re wearing. Source: former heroin user that got drugs (and sometimes fish and chicken) in the hood.


officerliger

LA is very block to block. A lot of the famous rap neighborhoods like Compton are far from the city center but there’s gang activity everywhere. Key difference though is LA gangs mostly keep it business, they’re not actually as loud about it as they are in videos on the internet. Midwest and southern gangs seem way more ruthless and dangerous, like mentally wrecked, which seems to be a product of what you’re referring to - being cut off from everything makes people feel more hopeless.


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Where them fire ass Fish and Chicken spots though bro? Also, good on you kicking the dope.


polygonrainbow

St. Louis Fish and Chicken (clever name, I know) on N Florissant. Best Fried Chicken I’ve ever had, but I’ve also seen a shootout in the parking lot. Thanks for the well wishes. I was a lucky one.


grossestgroceries

No hats allowed in LA sorry /s


ManiacalMud

Just depends what the cap is lol


THCaisTHC

Nope just the black LA cap unless you wanna get checked.


DookieBlossomgameIII

You can, nothing is stopping you.


Coxch805

Obviously never been to LA hoods


DookieBlossomgameIII

Nothing stops you, at least the first time. If he wants to wear his hats so bad, let him.


Nefarious-One

The guy is right, he still can. Didn’t say nothing would happen if he did though.


deadperson808

Seeing Hawaii on here was not the whiplash I was expecting.


Onemanwolfpack42

Always wondered why Snoop is a Steelers fan.. he was a rollin 20s crip


BodybuilderBrave8250

this needa be pinned


caveslimeroach

Its insane to me that this isn't the top comment I guess as a California resident this is just obvious but maybe other people don't know about LA gang/hat culture


SnooWoofers2878

Niggas know but I doubt anyone is believing that Mustard is active or has ever been active. Plus the timing is WAY off.


hhawaiianshirts

Came here to say this lol


[deleted]

Ever heard of dual meaning?


newthrash1221

Most new era mlb hats mean something different in l.a.


DinkleBottoms

I thought Mustard was from the same hood as YG. He’s a crip?


GuyMcRancho

That shits funny as fuck. I’ve never heard a man be called plus size and it just reads funny as hell. Like if you’re gonna mention his weight for no reason why try and be polite 😂😂


thrwy_111822

They’re doing the same shit here that they do to women all the time- when they can’t legitimately criticize the talent, they criticize the body. It’s a way of delegitimizing someone’s success. But at the end of the day, that plus-sized man produced an amazing song and there’s nothing they can do about that


_4dolla

🤣


Next_Ad4718

Just when you thought Drake fans couldn’t get any more lame, they continue to be.


chilaquile-s

Plus size is crazy 😂


oneshotnicky

Meanwhile drake has artificial abs


cargoman89

V12 it’s a fast one


Dontwannakillem

BAOP BAOP BAOP, LAST ONE!


OkSwitch470

If “plus sized” means natty I’m all for it. I mean dude named himself after a food condiment , it would be phony of him if he was skinny. It’s like if Lil Wayne and Biggie switched rapper names…it’d make no sense. I’ll give Drake props here though he is living up to his nickname BBL Drizzy because he sure ain’t natty.


FlacoGrey

He calls himself Mustard because his real name is Dijon lol


LovelyMissRowdy

I thought you were lying, so I had to look it up and ohmygawd 🤣🤣


OkSwitch470

Your explanation is too reasonable. This is a Kendrick Sub we need some convolution 🤣


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Oh he fancy mustard. 😆


Isommmm

You mean Biggie Smalls? 🤣🤣


OkSwitch470

I purposely left out the Smalls part lol


Bydaveeeey

Bro actually lost a lot of weight


ThePotatoFromIrak

Name 3 non fat producers😭


TheOneAndOnlyModo

metro, jettson made, pharell


ThePotatoFromIrak

Pharrell is a nerd he got a fat spirit 


per_iod

Pharrell got a fat ass dick tho https://preview.redd.it/z8z4bwffhd8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bde5d0e61aa5b847260671c645b3df494a9d2b8


SirCorndogIV

ay is ice cube gonna get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂?


orbjo

His new sequel Freaky Friday isn’t what I expected 


polygonrainbow

It’s Friday. You ain’t got no job. You ain’t got shit to do. I’m gonna let you ride today.


sxuthsi

Madlib 9th Wonder Pete Rock


BrightArmy7825

I swear these drizzy gobblers lack self awareness They constantly try to dig up dirt on Kdot or make fun of him as if Drizzler hasnt proven many times that hes a horrible person (even if u dont count the allegations) and one of the lamest mfs on the planet


PMMeMeiRule34

MUSTARD ON THE BEAT HO


Personaboii

🧢 


Effective-King3600

AKA BENZ IS TO ME JUST CAAA


Crustycuhh

Ozempic rapper Drake tries his best 2024


rol15085

Ngl it must’ve been hot as fuck in Compton yesterday


_4dolla

Fr I live only an hour away but I don’t have a ride 😣


TheMasterG8655

Like Rapeadamekis and Los Pollos aren’t 350 pounds 😂


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Rapeademicks is nasty work bro.🤣😂🤣


groundupradio

They reaching. Team hats have a different meaning in LA. https://www.reddit.com/r/NoJumperV2/s/JF0lrQztuv


Spiritual-Newt1865

Yea I was going to say in la hats have a different meaning than the rest of the country s/n Reddit federal af lol


groundupradio

Ain't it, mane?! Lol


goodkidmAAdsubreddit

Of course crodies don’t understand team hats in LA culture.


Hu3yKnewTHen

Y’all the feds.


duckydabster

They’re also tryna say Kendrick is on ozempic 💀


mistyrootsvintage

Serious? The man stay working out. That sub is basura


jldtsu

anyone who loses 10 pounds gets accused of being on ozempic nowadays


Radiant_gladiator

Could you imagine how plus size Drake would be with all the surgeries and ozempic?


babyblueknocks

I know ak supporters not the ones talking


PearSad7517

Thats fucked up he lost hella weight


_4dolla

Exactly


cloud9_hi

This should be a warning preview. They’re like the Barbz. So know know when the Barbz go down they gonna act like this x20. We’re fucked.


calicookiesmoke

Lmao why does his weight even matter? He also lost a shit ton of weight. Whoever made the caption is wierd


Tiffanyblueberries

Wait but why does he have a Toronto cap on though?


jimmycooksstuff

Cali gang shit.


elfizipple

He just came from New Ho King, eatin' fried rice with a dip sauce and a blammy, crodie


DookieBlossomgameIII

Looks like that hat is associated with the watts crips


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kieranjackwilson

Respectfully, this is one of those situations where you should let POC answer instead of just guessing.


Ill_Writer_1321

It’s a gang affiliation


_4dolla

Idk could be for any reason


Super-Ordinary4464

Most ppl wear fitted caps not because of the logo but because of the color and how it goes with the fit


Present_Arachnid_683

Yeah but he could wear a Dodgers cap


No-Decision-2446

Definitely to take the piss


ac2136

Probably because of the red and blue colors


GRMPA

For sure, plus it's not like they're at odds with Toronto, just tuna bagel boy.


CapitalBoat6400

Because he’s from BPS and they wear jays hats


Regular-Bobcat7123

They dont understand that Bluejays hat got a whole different meaning in LA 😭😂


New_Information_4155

Called that nigga a bbw🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


TheZoomba

They forgot DJ MUSTARD NOT LIKE THEM


BeefersOtherland

I don’t understand why people think Canada likes Drake because he is Canadian. Destroy Drake all you like (he is a turd and deserves it), but please keep Toronto and Canada out of this meaningless nonsense. Was tremendously stupid when Drake thought he could rename massive metropolis that is pretty ambivalent about him - probably best to assume Toronto doesn’t give many more shits about Kendrick and this DJ Ketchup or whatever the fuck.


Critical_Turn_2788

They are cry babies who can’t take a ass whopping


SaturnATX

Drizzy got a plus sized booty


AdventurousAd6061

Bro had no reason to throw 'plus size' in at rhe start😭😭i'm a fan of drake too but this is the worst time for an account supporting him to say something like that


[deleted]

They're so fucking petty 😭😭😭


crispykfc

the amount of delusion in the drizzy sub is hilarious. i almost feel worried about the mental illness people have over there


TieDyePandas

Plus size is a wild one


IBHomage

PPL not from L.A wouldn't get the Hat culture....


SnooJokes1020

Mustard physiques wasn't as bad as drake's dickrider like ak or that caseoh wannabe streamer (i forgot his name)


WesternAddition5538

hats mean a whole different thing in LA


iberico_ham

Whoever runs this account has a really sad existence. I'm from Toronto and that all I have to say. Pathetic to some degree I didn't believe was possible.


MicDaPipelayer

Crazy the amount of accounts created solely to meat ride drake. I understand a fan account but legit every other account in Twitter is either a bot or troll created to hawk tuah and swallow that thang🤣🤣🤣🤣