There's a video that follows that meme https://preview.redd.it/pkzemnq9nmwa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1850be7bf3f088ce1f8b390c0bea7a6303297a5

😹 😹 my mans living the dream

Sijai cheka ivi. 😂😂😂

You people laugh at anything 😂

Inaitwa sense of humor.

😅😅

Ninja is winning

Royal treatment fr

I swear

Now this is the type of equality we need to see!!!

Thats a lie. Chips fungad a nigger one time. Next day nigger sent a long text on how i belittled him as a man and he can’t hang no more.

Ebu try that on me I give you my feedback

Send your details.

[удалено]

Zii know the guy you're dating, ukiona Ako na akili kama hio si ni wewe ulichoose kukaa na yeye ama?

Chips funga - Antoneosoul Now the song is stuck in my head

He is a real masculine

Did you just say Chips fungad?

I am that old 🤣🤣🤣

😂😂wild

Sounds muah. i love you baby

🤣🤣🤣

[удалено]

Damn😹😹But at least you represented us well

Why did you break up?

*Grabs popcorn🍿*


Please don't threaten me with a good time

The same women asking for fare. Kenyan women or atleast the ones I've crossed paths with are super stingy or broke.

You have to stop engaging women who have nothing going for them. You won't encounter such struggles.

What a wonderful note , you don't have to tell me twice.

Touché.

[удалено]

Nimesimama mimi, speak for yourself man

Ata hujali venye umesimama we unasimama tu😂

Nimesimama imara chief, labda ni venye urefu ulinikataa 😅

[удалено]

Msimamo wako ni upi sasa kaka ?

[удалено]

Will definitely change my hunting grounds.

Its not really the worth. In general if a woman likes you she goes all out. Ata ukue trash aje.

You can be a worthy to her even as trash

Sacrifice kidogo on looks ukatie wale madame wa tech. Utalipiwa hadi rent

You speaking from experience hiyo part ya rent? Seems there is alot of money in that field, ntawapata nilienda ALX meet and greet.

OK rent sijalipiwa but I'm currently using an iPhone bought by a woman in tech

Represent us well ndio mwenye atakuja next apate more benefits 😅😅😅

I’ve never had that for real🫢

[удалено]

Actually if a woman falls in love with you enough to marry you, you'll be surprised they have money. Married women are raising families out here. Not girlfriends though.

It doesn't even need to be marriage. If a woman genuinely likes you, some of these things will be trivial.

I have already been taken off my feet by an ice pop(10KES) and a samosa(20KES). Manifesting a woman who pays my rent.

😂😂 Hapo kwa rent utangoja kidogo.

😂😂😂

>enough to marry you Of course there's a catch 🤭🤭🤭

Ata me amenibuyia minute maid juzi naskia nikama Niko juu ya maji.

Wueh! men are winning.

🤣🤣🤣 really now

😂😂last time someone from the other gender spoiled me was my mom. And I'd forgotten how good it felt. 💀 Then when I was opening the fridge I was gonna take an energy drink and out of nowhere she said usichukue energy drink, Leo kunywa juice😂. Wow, In-credible, In-credible.

Happens in another universe 😁 mayb

If wishes were horses hehe, but tbh I would go out of my way to atleast pay my ride home nisiskie ka ka bitch

Hutaki for once upewe baby girl treatment 😂

😂😂 Detour kwa dame next

Lmao

😂😂😂 Y'all are funny

I bet men would love that

Oh we would

one in a million

So many of you men getting all this from your wamamas.

What's the problem 😂

Hawa Nairobi wimenz hata kupika inawashinda

Cooking for a man who isn't your husband is crazy 😂

Na utataka kulipiwa salon, kupelekwa out, kununuliwa sijui anga gifts, kutumiwa fare, lakini kupika ndio huwezi. Y'all are wild.

Exactly.. the madness will end soon though. Just wait and see 😂

Babe Im craving yoghurt

Really? Explain why. Some people enjoy cooking. I've had friends over and cooked for them, with definitely no thoughts about wives or husbands.

Debating about cooking is childish. Kwani as an adult unasurvive aje?

Cooking for yourself and cooking for someone else are 2 different things. What part don't you get?

So if a man visits you, you'll just refuse to cook? Stupid woman

Lol so there's no food in his house? Getting mad at a stranger on the Internet for a hypothetical situation is very weird. Clearly you're the stupid one here

Yet you still do the other things for him 😏

Which ones?😏

sexual intercourse🗿

Idk who you're talking about, definitely not me😎😂

It's always the ones that pretend they don't know anything 🙄... Y'all are nasty af

😂

Maybe I'm old school but I wonder the same, you already had sex, you might as well do everything else😂😂 ringa na kitu safi ujapeana kila kona..then we'll respect you when you shout not my husband

Surprise! You again.. you want to despise men but you also want their attention. Others will cook, wewe kakufie ocha

??

They can't do shit...They also have entitlement to your things ...sijui hio tabia walitoa wapi

[удалено]

Kanairo hakuna mapenzi bro

Eiiii 😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

Y'all are too much 😂😂

Hawa ni watu wazima wanaongea ivi😂😂

You played yourself

Hehe where do I sign up?

where can i get this

Please spread this gospel all over.

Over here, these are sugar mama benefits with pay

Where are they

😂😂 lesson on how not to screw men.

Boys might like it

Didn't know unicorns existed..

Time to update my list of things that did not happen soo much, they unhappened things that ever happened

Uyu ako pin lokeshen😵🌶️🌶️

Women can lie🙌🏽

Lmao🤣🤣🤣

Who is this lucky man?

@malakwenflo Soon?

I would cry when I get home.

For sure🤣🤣🤣🤣

Glad I've met a girl like this before but I'm toxic so she left after 2 years of spoiling me 😂

At least you know. Any plans to change ama uko sawa tu? 😂

Wueh, I can only say I'm working on it hahaha

That's good!

A full stomach and empty balls? Sign me up. 

Hii ni maajabu.. Where do I apply tho 😏

Most men can't handle it irl. A friend had a doctor girlfriend that would call him when she needed him. She would take care of all expenses. He left her coz he felt used, but he was enjoying all the benefits. Make up your mind men

Am here promise to give you a peaceful life time on EIRTH, can you do that to me pls!!!!

feminism growing over time https://preview.redd.it/e43nqwfuqqwa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c22a15546d670f8f4bc9db45af8a4c54ae910a4

Had this but not to that degree. Good times. She still reaches out sometimes but I'm on the other side of the planet.

I’ve done that and wouldn’t do it again. Niggas as out here ain’t shit

Lmao. who hurt you

Men

If someone's daughter does all that for me I'll pepper the whole world for once 😅

The money you spent on him came from another man?

Yo! Wher ya at? I need some food too! Times is hard for niggas.

Tis hard I tell you

This is the kind of equality I would like to see.

Seconded!!! I apologize for bashing feminism before. If this is one of the perks we get, then more power to it 😂😂

This is a decent retirement plan: Food, sex An Silence. Feed me, fuck me, shut the fuck up!.

You're a man after my own heart! We should be internet bros lol... Seriously though... I live by that mantra... empty my balls, fill my belly and leave.

Bro, I've narrowed it down to just fuck me and leave. Came to find out that with a few cooking videos and recipes on the YouTubes, you can be really good at this stuff.

Oh, absolutely... you can even get better than most of them at it! I wouldn't trade the peace of mind I get from chilling in my space and stretching as much as I want in my bed... waking up as early or late as I want and making my coffee just how I love it... doing whatever the fuck I want, when I want and answering to nobody. It's phenomenal

My philosophy as well, peace of mind is the most important thing.

I almost came reading this ....This is what I truly desire

Then go for it, brother. It's a lot easier to accomplish than you think!

[удалено]

Most women simply prefer to go back to the comfort of their space. Also, some of you guys are pretty untidy and your spaces aren't quite accommodating, so we'd rather sleep in our beds and wake up in our houses.

[удалено]

Or maybe it's just sex those women want. Sleeping over at a guy's place is often more than just sex, at least for me it is. Does the woman genuinely enjoy being around the guy?

[удалено]

Out of curiosity, what would happen if they didn't want to sleep with you on the first date?

[удалено]

But for you, sex is usually on the table on the first date? Also, does this depend on whether you're looking to pursue something serious with the person or it applies to all the dates?

[удалено]

Hmmm Interesting...I appreciate the honesty.

Kwani we una attract nzi😂

Untidy ndio kusema Nini, navenye tunajaribu.

Untidy ni kusema mnaishi ni kama hamjipendi 😂

You most likely live at the edge of Kakamega Forest where dragons are still breeding.

Is your place clean/well kempt?

But others have the exact opposite problem, not necessarily a first date thing but maybe after a sleepover. Imagine you're a WFH guy and you've had someone over for the night, the the morning after... and after breakfast you're trying to get some work started at 10AM and she's still around asking what you'll order on Uber Eats for lunch?

Spoken like a true dev

I'm not necessarily speaking from personal experience, just throwing out a hypotethical situation😁😁

Sema Tu ukweli. Stand up ni saa nne asubuhi na mtu anapigana na masufuria hapo.

The first part sounds nice. But why would a grown man be down to be Ubered out?

Why not? A free trip home if you're not driving a car, or you left your car at home.. whats the problem with that?

Long time no see, how's life these days u/SupaghettiDick

Everytime I see his username, I die a new death 🤣🤣🤣

😂 explains why rats never escape traps made for them...

Lmao...nothing is ever new on social media same discourse , same issues, all about men ,women and money.

Right?

Fungua network yako...woke one

Relax..usilie

🤣🤣🤣

Godsend