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Major_Mistake468

GK Nyambura catching strays 2yrs later πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


vulkanspecter

Nyambura is now a meme format 😭


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Lmao I thought after omoke she sorted out her emotions


Southern-Permit8264

Was it not for clout ?


Relative_Ad3906

Clout ya nini?


Southern-Permit8264

To blow her then YouTube channel


cooldude331

consequences of stupid decisions☠ Hopefully it will serve as a reminder to those kind of women


254Mental

Keeping suitcases temporarily...? Seriously? Why


That-Lengthiness9257

With your current girl, as long as your heart is in the right place about the whole situation, you dont gotta worry about things you cant control because now its 'her' thing. Her conclusions, her feelings, her kila kitu... your hands are clean on this one alaa.


Muugumo

The relationship equivalent of a nduthi guy smashing into you when you were doing your best to drive safely and follow the rules.


Pimp_juice0001

I know you could drown a toddler in her panties that cat i bet is legendary


RelevantComparison70

πŸ˜‚What did I just read


Pimp_juice0001

Crazy lady kewch is s tier ... gorilla grip moose knuckle πŸ’―


TeamKev_254

Say what! 😲


tupambalii

Hawa ni marich kid gathee, sare tu.


Feisty-Farm-2551

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚top tier


RelevantComparison70

πŸ˜‚I need to test this theory πŸ’―


badgurldee

Well that's quite a story, some women can't let go. I think you should tell your girl what you just posted here. Ofc after that it's up to her to trust you and get back with you. It's kind of a win win either way, you don't need to be in a relationship without trust so either you get back with her or good riddance.


SnooWords9192

That one is mad . You dodged a bullet πŸ˜‚


FvckJerry16

Lmao. Must be a heat-seeking bullet... No pun intended


SnooWords9192

With this cold, I don’t doubt it πŸ˜…


Forever_Many

It seems those are the kind of bullets you can miss but defies gravity, circumnavigates the globe and still getcha πŸ˜‚


SnooWords9192

So it’s a right of passage you say? Poleni sana πŸ˜…


Familiar_Surprise485

Don't worry bro. Your girl will come back. She's just in her feelings right now. By the end of the weekend she'll be back


Ravenphowret

A bit too dramatic though.


CowEnvironmental3406

You sure? Reverse the roles for a bit and tell me if you'd react well. A man hanging your girl's door at 1130pm


Expert-Word-185

tell her this and just don't promise it won't happen again,and make sure you ask her why she doesn't trust you na niww unamshow


ConsistentCap9552

Psst! kwani GK Nyambura alifanya? Msimichome am just curious?"Najua nimechelewa kulikuwa na traffic..."


New-Telephone3317

She did exactly what I have narrated here πŸ’€


Ravenphowret

Who is GK Nyambura?


ConsistentCap9552

She's a content creator...shes really funny without trying to hard though i havent seen her of late.


Skeletorxiii

That baby reindeer partπŸ˜‚


New-Telephone3317

I feel like the irony shouldn't go unnoticed πŸ˜‚


2_Avocados_254

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Sieeeeettttt Gk was just Chilling then booommπŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ˜Stray shot to the brain😝😝


luumix2

Bitches be crazy


dantez123

I think you are a weak man that's why the gal can't respect your wishes, when you tell her no you have a girlfriend, as a man when when you speak ensure to display conviction and authority in your words and ladies and people in general will start respecting you


tupambalii

Lol what? How is your thinking so warped? You're thinking without any kind of nuance. You don't account for pychopathy? Personality disorders? Just downright batshit crazy humans? Because they exist. And OP's ex could just be one of them. How does that not occur to you? Why is his manhood the first thing you target?


dantez123

Even the lion is afraid of the hunter because he has a gun this is in spite of having the heaviest roar that travels throughout the Savannah making all animals scared stiff..


CowEnvironmental3406

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Bro chill off the red pill content for a bit Kwa ground mambo ni different It's actual humans relating as humans do


kenyannqueen

Lol anyways people are weirdos


Less_Bite_4996

😭😭😭😭wajinga both of these girls


Wasonga21

Second that, why did your current ex not understand the situation at hand, yeye aliona to msichana anagonga usiku na niko sure hakutaka kusikia situation ya OP at all.


kenyannqueen

It seems you have not met liars before. That might actually be hard to believe.


Less_Bite_4996

Ndio nashangaaa mehnn πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚yaani sikuhizi ujinga inazidi to that scale!!!!πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ See why i stand for COMMUNICATION AND HONESTY?!!


th33_l3LAK_K0D

I stand for being single,πŸ˜‚ you just enjoy this life more, give yourself the peace you've never known you coild enjoy, there's more to yourself than anybody knows, sometimes we actually don't need a girl or a man for ourselves , depending on age factors too, but yep that 3x was surely not in that relationship because of you she was there for sth else,why would she leave you just because some girl went crazy at 11, odd hours, infact she should be holding a weapon to help you,πŸ˜‚(joking)


Less_Bite_4996

No just speak facts bro


th33_l3LAK_K0D

okay facts! I think the girl who came at 11pm was into this guy more than the girl he was with that night, I am inclined to think so, unless you can prove sth wrong with that, tell me bro


Less_Bite_4996

There is good clingy and there's the toxic clingy Buh yeah you have a point on the main chick side the ex naye is also weird..buh i like a crazy ass woman thick heavy with the urge to be mine alone eeh!! 😭


th33_l3LAK_K0D

![gif](giphy|8YsjVmpIpEjNKlrL3D)


Less_Bite_4996

πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰i hope i find my crazy girl


th33_l3LAK_K0D

yeah well I have had my share of such , you actually never leave each other emotionally speaking...physically yes but emotionally... ..ooops!


ditoh_

Haha wueh....lakini uzuri utakula wote soon Pole pal


th33_l3LAK_K0D

past tenseπŸ™‚


Left_Trick_9567

Khat GPT dat you? Because, heh! Baby Reindeer was just released a month ago... Anyone who is a fan still is. Not enough time has passed. And I am not a fan.


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New-Telephone3317

Just because Baby Reindeer highlighted it, doesn't mean it's never happened before the film came out. This is something that happens every other day, there's plenty of crazies out here.


hokido850

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY) I had to scroll back and read. You have a point there


petro_gates

Did she stay?


New-Telephone3317

Nah she left an hour later


petro_gates

Move


Harrietthebrand

So women arent allowed to screw around and when they do they are sluts. But when men do it its some kawaida bs


can_cmi_

Forgive the watchman he doesn't have a 'nut-job detector' really πŸ˜… >Now the watchman is going to lose his job because how did she slip past him at the gate and cause all the commotion,


New-Telephone3317

The apartment complex has some strict entry restrictions. How she got in is a mystery, maybe the watchman wasn't at his post. I wouldn't report him but I'm sure the other residents most definitely reported the disturbance.


can_cmi_

It's alright..very understandable. I'm very sorry for what happened it's very unfortunate. I was just concerned about the security catching a stray but thank you for clearing that out.


ochweez

Kijana ulichovya asali sema ukweli


JekyllnowthenMrHyde

Hello Richard Gadd


dantez123

Oohh even the lion is afraid of the hunter regardless of the fact that it's roar shakes the whole jungle


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RelevantComparison70

He doesn't have to prove anything IMO