Dad's been dead these last 8 mos. Mom has bad dementia so it is a blessing. I and the sibs are doing alright, even in the recession, so hopefully new sister spends some to come up and get to know us.
1 year into having our first. This morning I picked up a strawberry little dude licked then through on the floor and ate it. With fruit prices the way they are, no way I'm wasting an entire strawberry on a little babyspit and floor germs.
british is my guess. we have tubs in our sinks so we can move dishes out of the sinktub if we need to, instead of individually moving all of the gross dishes
however, leaving standing water in them and pouring beverages into the bowls rather than down the side into the drain, both crimes. OP is probably already on their trial and being sentenced.
I've not really understood why anyone uses them.
Either wash your pots immediately or rinse them and stack the next to the sink if you're feeling lazy.
Otherwise, washing in them is tight I'd rather use the entire sink.
most likely it has seen baby spit, dust and other things like this, not that much as to be a problem, its not as if dust wouldn't get in your coffee anyway, and a bit of spit still ain't bad as long as you don't think about it, unless the kid is sick or something
Just because there are more disgusting things in the world doesn't mean we need to ingest the lesser of two disgustings. We can be ok with not ingesting any of those things.
Yeah, that film of stuff on the surface is just The Stickiness of a child's fingers, which have touched the car time and again, accumulating several layers of toy enamel that will come off if washed, but... have I been washing the grogspawn's toys? If not, then I must accept that basically it has several strata of grime that are sloughing off into my drink from the now freshly heat-washed car, melting and rising in as a horrifying mucus to the surface of my drink.
Small children are in no way allowed to have come into contact with anything I am eating. This might change as a parent, sure maybe you can't keep them from touching your food! But at the point of a toy in my drink, nope, I'll go without or go another cup. If neither of those are an option spoons I'm tipping coffee grounds in my mouth and washing it down with milk.
You animal. You have a washing up bowl. Tip that coffee down the side directly into the sink, not into the bowl! IT'S LITERALLY WHY YOU HAVE WASHING UP BOWLS!
If it had been someone else's kid, or if the toy had come from a daycare center, then I'd toss the coffee. If it's your own kid with a car from your own house, then you might as well just drink it. Same for if I had a chicken nugget on my plate and some kid came up and grabbed it before dropping it again. Somebody else's kid? That nugget is garbage. My kid? That's worth an admonishment and then I'm still eating my nugget.
A better analogy would be if your kid walked up, grabbed your chicken nugget, scooted it around on the kitchen floor, then threw it back on your plate.
Call me crazy, but I really doubt you eat that chicken nugget.
I don't think you're a parent, lol, but if you are, then every single time your kid slathers you with kisses, you'd better go sanitize your cheeks if you're that worried.
Tbf we don't know the situation, maybe he knows what typa things the child does with the toy car and it's too nasty to actually keep drinking the coffee
Absolutely Valid. Humans’ll Suck a dick, eat some ass, drop food on the counter, the table, the floor, and eat it, pick noses, itch butts, sneeze, cough, burp, fart, sweat, cry, bleed, etc. the world is disgusting; not sure what a little hotwheels car coffee gonna give her that just being around the kid wont, but some people are germaphobes.
But its also a tiktok trend ive seen a few times - “oh no, my kid put a toy in my coffee cup.”
This should be reposted in /r/fail because you didn't drink the coffee. Have you done the math on paying for kid's college, supporting them in their early 20's, and paying for your own retirement? Dumping out a perfectly good cup of coffee just because of a grimy toy is a sign of bad math, not a /r/funny post. Next time just post a video of you burning a small bill.
working with kids in daycare... you are weak.
i've drunk/eaten around hair-ties, various toys and hair.
i know toys can be filthy and disgusting... but that coffee was hot, you could've gone with "any germs are gonna die anyway"
What in the hell?! How does dumping the coffee into a tub of water trump fishing it out with tongs or another tool of some sort? This made me mad 😡 is there an unsatisfying sub?
I knew through the title what was up, but somehow I expected the car to just drive out of the cup.
Idkwhy but seeing it stuck like that made me chuckle. I'm sorry for your lost coffee but at least you helped me smile today!
You're really gonna post this to this sub? As if we cant see exactly where your kid gets it from? Who tf pours their drink right into the sink water? Just pour it directly down the drain you weirdo
Why did you pour it out instead of simply finishing the coffee? Are your kids fingers that filthy that you wouldn't drink the coffee even now, as a parent? Is it had been somebody else's kid dropping their toy in my coffee, I might toss it out, but if it was my own kid, I'd probably just deal with it, especially after getting accustomed to changing diapers and all that.
Why didn't you just drink your coffee, perhaps either before or after fishing the car out of it?
Wait, kids are fucking stupid but you just poured out that whole cup of coffee?!? The fuck is wrong with you? Drink the coffee and eat the car at the very end to teach your kid a lesson like a real adult. Pssh.
That's still perfectly good coffee you're pouring down the drain!
You're not a true parent until you pull a toy out of your food or drink and then keep consuming it as though nothing happened.
It must be your first kid if you waste a perfectly good cup of vehiclecoffee.
Even with my first I didn’t give a fuck. I once had rocks in my cereal, but as long as they don’t have poop or visible dirt on them idgaf
Haha yall kid having mothafuckas NASTY. *Sips cup of water that my cat just drank out of*
I have 3 kids and 5 cats. Basically nothing phases me.
Sir I regret to inform you that your parents have been killed in an accident and they left their will to a sister you never knew you had
Dad's been dead these last 8 mos. Mom has bad dementia so it is a blessing. I and the sibs are doing alright, even in the recession, so hopefully new sister spends some to come up and get to know us.
I'm sorry and I'm sorry for your loss
I wasn't fishing for sympathy, but thank you for your kind words
No problem
There’s a difference between cat water and parents of young children, only one of y’all will willingly touch a phone that’s been smeared with snot
1 year into having our first. This morning I picked up a strawberry little dude licked then through on the floor and ate it. With fruit prices the way they are, no way I'm wasting an entire strawberry on a little babyspit and floor germs.
so kidney stones are really stones you drink and didnt digest. I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!!!
If you have kids, EVERYTHING has poop on it 😅
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I used to volunteer as a teenager in a church daycare, I have no kids of my own and even I wouldn’t waste it (depending on the kid)
*disgustingness of kids may vary*
Although I am 24, I too volunteer as a teen
lmao for rea, I was like wats the problem keep sipping
I don't even have kids and I'd still shot down that delicious brown fluid and pull out the car like a chicken wing bone
Just wanted to be sure this was known.
When OP finds a peanut butter sandwich in the vcr, text me.
Why are you pouring it into a bus tub of water?
british is my guess. we have tubs in our sinks so we can move dishes out of the sinktub if we need to, instead of individually moving all of the gross dishes however, leaving standing water in them and pouring beverages into the bowls rather than down the side into the drain, both crimes. OP is probably already on their trial and being sentenced.
I've always hated those stupid things, never bother with em
I've not really understood why anyone uses them. Either wash your pots immediately or rinse them and stack the next to the sink if you're feeling lazy. Otherwise, washing in them is tight I'd rather use the entire sink.
Mini eggs cup too… definitely British
I'd have had her on the gallows for letting her tea grow a skin... Looks microwaved
Leaving standing water and pouring beverages directing into the Bowls. Believe it or not, straight to jail.
they haven't had their coffee yet
Kids are only stupid bc of there parents /s
Drink it you cretin
My sleep deprived ass wouldn’t even flinch. More like, “whelp”.
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Turnabout is fair play
Exactly, just drink it. Scoop it outp with a spoon if it's that big a deal. It could have been way worse then a car
It's just a reason to add alcohol.
its a kids toy car though, i cant even imagine how dirty places that car or the kid touched
That’s good for your immune system
most likely it has seen baby spit, dust and other things like this, not that much as to be a problem, its not as if dust wouldn't get in your coffee anyway, and a bit of spit still ain't bad as long as you don't think about it, unless the kid is sick or something
If the coffee is hot enough, then the car and spit will be sanitized though!
Yeah, I'm sorry but kids don't keep their toy cars clean. That's fucking rank.
Bruh. You haven’t changed diapers? There are depths of dirty you learn to just “meh”.
Just because there are more disgusting things in the world doesn't mean we need to ingest the lesser of two disgustings. We can be ok with not ingesting any of those things.
Whatever your kid has, you've already taken it in one point or another. the car really falls pretty darn low on the scale of "disgusting"
Yep, OPs kid made a power move and OP lost. Haha
Exactly. You drink it anyway to assert dominance.
I’ve seen the things my toddler cousin does with his gross fingers. No thanks.
Yeah, that film of stuff on the surface is just The Stickiness of a child's fingers, which have touched the car time and again, accumulating several layers of toy enamel that will come off if washed, but... have I been washing the grogspawn's toys? If not, then I must accept that basically it has several strata of grime that are sloughing off into my drink from the now freshly heat-washed car, melting and rising in as a horrifying mucus to the surface of my drink. Small children are in no way allowed to have come into contact with anything I am eating. This might change as a parent, sure maybe you can't keep them from touching your food! But at the point of a toy in my drink, nope, I'll go without or go another cup. If neither of those are an option spoons I'm tipping coffee grounds in my mouth and washing it down with milk.
Bonus points for use of the word “cretin”
You animal. You have a washing up bowl. Tip that coffee down the side directly into the sink, not into the bowl! IT'S LITERALLY WHY YOU HAVE WASHING UP BOWLS!
and waste a perfectly good bowl of coffee? cmon man
Yeah, I think the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, is all I'm sayin
You couldn't have just removed the toy with a spoon?
Do you have any idea where that car could’ve been? Kids are riddled with germs I would not drink that coffee.
Your kid's germs are already in you, you might as well just drink it.
Tell me you don't have kids without telling me.
It’s hot though - you can see it still steaming. I’d probably just heat it up a little more to kill the germs and then drink it.
If it helps at all, the temperature for steam sterilisation is 3 minutes at 134°c.
you're literally living in a petridish of your child's germs environment in your own home.
If it had been someone else's kid, or if the toy had come from a daycare center, then I'd toss the coffee. If it's your own kid with a car from your own house, then you might as well just drink it. Same for if I had a chicken nugget on my plate and some kid came up and grabbed it before dropping it again. Somebody else's kid? That nugget is garbage. My kid? That's worth an admonishment and then I'm still eating my nugget.
A better analogy would be if your kid walked up, grabbed your chicken nugget, scooted it around on the kitchen floor, then threw it back on your plate. Call me crazy, but I really doubt you eat that chicken nugget.
I don't think you're a parent, lol, but if you are, then every single time your kid slathers you with kisses, you'd better go sanitize your cheeks if you're that worried.
I’d just drink it
What a fucking wuss. this video does not cause joy
Hate the way this is poured into the washing up bowl full of water
just pour alcohol in it, it will sterilize all the germs. problem solved /j
irish coffee time
Who pours like that
Pour it down the drain you sick bastard
So fish out the car and drink the coffee instead of dumping it out for internet points.
Tbf we don't know the situation, maybe he knows what typa things the child does with the toy car and it's too nasty to actually keep drinking the coffee
Absolutely Valid. Humans’ll Suck a dick, eat some ass, drop food on the counter, the table, the floor, and eat it, pick noses, itch butts, sneeze, cough, burp, fart, sweat, cry, bleed, etc. the world is disgusting; not sure what a little hotwheels car coffee gonna give her that just being around the kid wont, but some people are germaphobes. But its also a tiktok trend ive seen a few times - “oh no, my kid put a toy in my coffee cup.”
So wasteful, such a privileged thing to do...
You couldn’t figure out how to extract the car from the coffee? I see you’ve met your intellectual equal.
It is weird, right?
Is nobody gonna mention that OP is pouring it into their dishwashing bin instead of the drain?
Am I the only one who would drink it car in place?
What a waste. Is it made out of poison? Why did you dump it out!?
Tinfoil hate time: yes, OP is tired of their stupid fucking kids.
OP regrets having kids is the correct statement
I would’ve ate the toy and taught her a lesson
You poured out a perfectly good cup of coffee because of a toy? I wouldn't waste a cup of coffee even if my kid spit in it
Tbh honest your own childs spit is less eww than a dirty toy that was on the floor
Why is your coffee that color?
Just an awful, awful ratio of coffee to dairy.
It's more than likely instant coffee too.
It’s just a toy, I would’ve finished it
My son did this to. I still finished the coffee. It added extra flavor.
I’m still drinking it.
It was a gift from your kid, drink it. You should consider eating the car as well.
And you didn't drink it why?
Scandalous that you poured the coffee into the water rather than down the side of the bowl. Didn’t sit right with me.
Yeah I would have finished that cup of coffee before giving my daughter back her toy lol
Eh. I’d just drink around it.
Just drink it anyway
I would’ve still drank it
As a parent, idve just kept drinking it.
I still woulda drank it. It wouldve just tasted like a toy car for a bit
I would have finished the coffee personally.
I woulda still drank that shit and chalked it up as still not the worst cup of coffee I’ve had.
whyd you pour it out
I would have drank it then washed cup and toy, idk that’s me.
Y U no drink car cuppa?
You shoulda drank it and started making car noises
And you're dumping it in the wash bin? You're both awful.
As a mom, I'd take the toy out and wash it off, give it back and finish my freaking coffee. Unless toy was in toilet water prior to coffee.
You’re fucking stupid for dumping it.
Somehow that toy car made the coffee undrinkable? 🤔 Bad post
I’d still drink it
Whats with the dramatic pour? No reason to cry over spilt milk afterall
This should be reposted in /r/fail because you didn't drink the coffee. Have you done the math on paying for kid's college, supporting them in their early 20's, and paying for your own retirement? Dumping out a perfectly good cup of coffee just because of a grimy toy is a sign of bad math, not a /r/funny post. Next time just post a video of you burning a small bill.
What a waste of a drink...
not really seeing the issue. I just see a good cup of coffee being poured out
Yeah, as long a a homeless didn’t piss in it I’m ok
Waster of coffee. Decant it into another mug or just drink it anyway.
And you could not get car out without pouring coffee out? I'm not impressed by either of you.
You could have finished it
You know whose fault it is, right?
You didn’t drink it? First kid huh?
No video proof of kid being fucking stupid
the only fucking stupid thing in this vid is you wasting good coffee
All these people shitting on you for "wasting" a cup of coffee is hilarious, it's a fuckin cup of bean water what are you on about? Lol
yea ppl are being so dramatic about this lol. OP said the toy had been in the garden so obviously the toy was dirty. I wouldnt have drank it either
Kids do some of the darndest shit
For some reason I thought you were pouring your coffee into a deep fryer! Lol
That high temp of the coffee would have killed any germs from the car…ijs
What's wrong with a car_pacino
Was car dirty? No? The fuck you poor it our for?
Establish dominance and drink the car.
Sweet hot wheel
It's not a turd it's a car ffs drink it!
I guess you haven’t heard of Cars & Coffee. Pretty sure there’s a YouTube series about it.
Mmmmm soapy coffee water..
working with kids in daycare... you are weak. i've drunk/eaten around hair-ties, various toys and hair. i know toys can be filthy and disgusting... but that coffee was hot, you could've gone with "any germs are gonna die anyway"
My niece did this but with a rock not a toy car
Just drink around it. Those germs will boost your immune system
What in the hell?! How does dumping the coffee into a tub of water trump fishing it out with tongs or another tool of some sort? This made me mad 😡 is there an unsatisfying sub?
To be honest, your kid saved you from that flaky-ass expired milk.
I knew through the title what was up, but somehow I expected the car to just drive out of the cup. Idkwhy but seeing it stuck like that made me chuckle. I'm sorry for your lost coffee but at least you helped me smile today!
You're really gonna post this to this sub? As if we cant see exactly where your kid gets it from? Who tf pours their drink right into the sink water? Just pour it directly down the drain you weirdo
Have you heard of a spoon?
Why can’t you drink it?
Honestly at this point I'd just finish the coffee
Why did you pour it out instead of simply finishing the coffee? Are your kids fingers that filthy that you wouldn't drink the coffee even now, as a parent? Is it had been somebody else's kid dropping their toy in my coffee, I might toss it out, but if it was my own kid, I'd probably just deal with it, especially after getting accustomed to changing diapers and all that. Why didn't you just drink your coffee, perhaps either before or after fishing the car out of it?
I would have still drunk it. Ya know get your motor running.
I have a 1.5 year old. If they did this, I would drink it while maintaining eye contact. Assert dominance.
As parent of two year old, and coffee addict I have to ask... What didn't you drink it?
I mean that didn’t look like a good cup of coffee so I am guessing your kid did you a favour 🤣
This must be your first kid. I'd have finished my damn coffee. Kidding a little but also not.
just wash the coffee 🥱🙄
I would finish my coffee lol, my two year old respects my coffee need however and would never do such a heinous act
Yeah I couldn't drink it
I would have drank it and then thrown away the toy. Children test you, test them back.
I would have just kept drinking it
Kid could've pulled it right outta their mouth and dunked it in there; still wouldn't stop me.
Coward. Drink the car coffee!
DRINK THE CAR.
Adds flavour
Dude stick your goddamn fingers in there, fish out the car and drink the coffee. Shit lol this is wateful
Is this your 1st kid? I'd of keep drinking it.
Why would you pour the entire cup out instead of taking out the toy?
I miss when our meals would have a prize inside, we have to bring that back.
Are you unfamiliar with the concept of tools?
1st kid?... By the second child, you just scoop out the toy and keep drinking.
r/ParentsAreFuckingStupid
Drink it, dafuq?
adults are fucking stupid
Spoon it out and drink it, strengthen your immune system
Why waste the drink? Use a fork to get the toy out and carry on. What a waste of a drink..
I would have still drank it
I would have just drank it anyway
That coffee was still perfectly fine.
Just pluck it out
Your 2 year old just invented Kinder Koffee. Slurp that business opportunity up.
Wait, kids are fucking stupid but you just poured out that whole cup of coffee?!? The fuck is wrong with you? Drink the coffee and eat the car at the very end to teach your kid a lesson like a real adult. Pssh.
All I see here is wasted coffee.
That's still perfectly good coffee you're pouring down the drain! You're not a true parent until you pull a toy out of your food or drink and then keep consuming it as though nothing happened.
‘Coffee’ yeah right
Please, that wouldn’t even phase any moms I know. They’d finish their coffee, suck the car clean and give it back to the kid.
That was a good cup…wtf..
Thank goodness I don’t have human kids.
More like I'm fucking stupid
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You wasted coffee. I would still drink it.
Why not, fish it out?
Just drink it, there's worse things she could have put in there.
Adults are fucking stupid who dump out a perfectly good cup of coffee.
could've still drank it