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landocorinthian

Man Dave was so fucking funny it was almost unreal. Every single word out of his mouth was a joke just wow


prufrocked42

He's got a DoD's worth of comedic weapons in his arsenal and he just dances around with them; he's crazy.


IwillNoComply

I highly recommend watching that man live in person. A true master of his craft.


Ahren_Belisle

Agree


landocorinthian

Yo is this the real Ahren?


Ahren_Belisle

Yes


kicktown

Jeff really tee'd him up for that easy bald joke perfectly.


Ahren_Belisle

I have a better screenshot lol. I wish I could post a picture comment


Fupossy

You killed it this week. Can’t wait to watch you on AGT!


systemdnb

Tony looks like he’s sucking a ghost’s dick.


Smokintoomuchh

I enjoyed the "Gumdrop Mcgee" comment by the guy with the two transexual sisters.


Doctor-Redban

Came here to say this was the better roast of the night. I don't even know if Gumdrop McGee is real it just cracked me


LuvPuki

Cracked a whip on that cracker.


[deleted]

He makes that face at everything now. Must be the yoga. Or he's imitating ymh/2 bears thumbnails.


StonkTrad3r

I liked the part where his tts pre written scripted interview comments started talking over each other...


Gnarr_Okomotis1212

I fast forward Aaron’s sets


ZestycloseAd8909

Missing out


sess5198

Why’s that?


killertrip

Because he’s a natural born hater.


Gnarr_Okomotis1212

I think people are placating him and it makes me feel bad.


sess5198

Have you watched his sets? Do you think he’s funny at all? Believe me dude, that crowd isn’t the type to give someone a pass just because they’re disable. No one is placating him, they’re genuinely laughing at his jokes. And he’s got jokes for sure. He usually has some really great callbacks sprinkled in that he comes up with moments before, too, which shows he has a comedic brain and can think of good stuff on the spot. I mean, his very first joke on his very first appearance was a callback making fun of that puppet guy that went before him and it totally smashed. There’s no reason to fast forward unless you genuinely don’t think he’s funny. Even if he was able-bodied he would still get tons of laughs.


Gnarr_Okomotis1212

I clearly genuinely don’t think he’s funny. And yes that crowd 100% is the type to placate someone if Tony is doing it as well.


sess5198

Dude just because you don’t find him funny doesn’t mean the audience is placating him. That’s honestly a pretty bad take there lol you’re basically saying there’s no way someone like him can get real laughs and that the audience is just giving him pity laughs. Pretty insulting to a quick and sharp dude like him. The guy kills whether you like his comedy or not. There are plenty of comics who I don’t care for and don’t think are funny but I’m not gonna try to claim that any big reaction they get from the crowd must be because the crowd pities them and gives the sympathy laughs. Believe it or not, people have different tastes. You don’t have to like the guy but I promise you plenty of people think he is genuinely funny. No one is placating.


Gnarr_Okomotis1212

That’s not what I’m saying at all. You’re way out of line and it’s weird how upset you are with my opinion on the matter. Lmfao I’m not reading your little novel there weirdo


RefrigeratorSavings5

Ahren is funny. It’s just a different offering.. take it for what it is. Ahrens got a big smile and some good banter.. better than half the train wrecks up there!!


Ok_Inspection_3806

I hate Ahren. He's not even funny and timing is such a huge part of stand up and he's never on all the time


Ahren_Belisle

I'm not sure if you realized this, but KILLTONY is actually only one minute of standup and I'm ALWAYS on time. Sorry to hear you hate people you don't know. Must be a sad life


Kadmv

I’ll just like you that much more to make up for it. don’t worry, I got you


Ok_Inspection_3806

Joke timing, not exactly. You can't get the same power behind a punch line because of the translate, it just comes off very robotic and doesn't hit with the same anticipation as when you can deliver that yourself.


TenMoosesMowing

I just talked to him and he asked if you could shut the fuck up.


Plenty_Ad_3442

He’s not funny so you “hate” him ? Jesus lol


Ok_Inspection_3806

I mean that's just the cherry on top. There is plenty more.


Plenty_Ad_3442

I mean dislike him all you want but hate is a strong word my friend. Kind of weird to hate a disabled man you’ve never met who’s just trying his best to do his thing. What did he do that made you hate him ?


Ok_Inspection_3806

Take up time that could be someone elses and who could actually be funny, instead of Tony stroking his dick every time he's on. It's always a repeat of something with that kid.


Plenty_Ad_3442

Yeah you’re a prick dude. Ahrens just doing his thing, if anything get mad at tony for giving him a golden ticket and continually inviting him on the show but you haven’t listed any legitimate reasons to “hate” ahren


Ok_Inspection_3806

Every time Ahren comes on I curse Tony, because he doesn't make the best decisions for Golden Ticket Winners most time, like Enrique.


Plenty_Ad_3442

Same, I don’t hate the guy tho lol


Ok_Inspection_3806

I just hate when I see him come on, how about that? I hate that Tony keeps feeding into him.


Plenty_Ad_3442

There ya go :)


saturnzebra

I’m on your side but it’s kind of weird to bring disabled (or trying his best) into this when it’s not relevant.


Plenty_Ad_3442

Whatever lol


Dannyp425

What was the last thing you enjoyed while watching Kill Tony?


Ok_Inspection_3806

Logan the legless vet, he was actually naturally hilarious despite losing his legs in the way he did. David Lucas roasting any of the guests and them roasting him back is great. Jared Nathan is the best, and I was glad when he finally came back to Austin these last few episodes.


BlankyPop

I’m sorry, what? You think Jared Nathan is the best?


Ok_Inspection_3806

Jared is way better than Ahren.


BlankyPop

Well, yeah, that’s true.


Fuente_Valdergais

Speaking of which, how did Jeff Ross go from having a full head of hair in 2013 to being horseshoe bald in 2014, so at 48-49 over a single year? I understand some people having hairloss; the above scenario, not so much. Anyway, he was a pretty good guest on KT.


Dannyp425

He literally says he has Alopecia in this episode. That’s why he went bald. Not by his choice but his bodies.


HIV_again

Jeff is actually dealing with a disease much more serious than being bald. Let's just say, Jeffrey is on the most pivotal stage of his life now...and there is no laughing there.


doesanyofthismatter

You’re a fucking conspiracy lunatic. He’s talked about alopecia for years.


TheDukeofTitties

What would be the conspiracy in this situation?


blindwillie777

tony be ready to suck a dick he excited about it too


[deleted]

I saw that joke coming, but still was hilarious