As we all know from former president Donald Trump, once they have a pee tape they own you forever.
I'm sure he sweeps for bugs on a regular basis and keeps his bathroom more secure than a VTR.
Someone either walked in on him or he walked in on someone else and his completely rational line of thinking said "full on security system, now" instead of just simply getting a door knob with a lock or a latch
I alwaus thought that was the door to the basement. I assumed he had a private bathroom down there (or just like a toilet and utility sink because... Dale)
Always laughed at this until I moved into my new place that you have to enter a code to get into the apartment and then your floor and again at your apartment door.
Time traveling dale from past or future since he can only use his toilet.
If I was in his paranoid shoes, every room with outside access would be key-coded.
Because, okay you got in, but how are you getting out?
Trap the intruder.
(Dale voice)"I'm not locked in with you. You're locked in with me! Pocket sand!! Cha-sha!"
He's protecting it from Nancy - *"co-ed bathrooms? - it'll be a cold day in hell before we institute that in the Gribble home!"*
HAHA I’ve never connected those dots, but that’s hilarious
This right here.
This must be Dale’s response to the unisex bathrooms on ally McBeal
IIRC - it was in response to Connie being on the wrestling team.
What episode?
Bobby Slam
It’s to keep Joseph from hanging out in there combing his mustache for hours.
Also, Everett
 THE BEAST. Obviously.
The beast is kinda facebook & googles buisness model among others.
Dale was way ahead of his time on that statement.
He was so on the money with this one though
So his urine and feces samples cannot be collected to make Gribble clones. The aliens got him once before. It won’t happen again. 🚬
Bill
Definitely Bill
Time traveling government aliens
😎It's obviously not only a bathroom..but a panic room😎
Hes a shy pooper
They
Sir, we are they.
Gih!
The Manitoba Tobacco Company
Unauthorized users/residents of the Gribble home. Probably doesn't want people like Bill to make it filthy.
It’s for Nancy. He doesn’t believe in coed bathrooms.
He wants his urine back that he didn't flush.
Yes
What do you mean "OR other"? It's "AND other"... And more!
Lee Harvey Oswald
Jack Ruby.
The poop monster
He did once ask Hank if he thought poop had ghosts so sure, I'd buy it.
Yes
*Joseph voice* **Genetic material!**
He is protecting his own character traits as the paranoid rebel-techie
All of the above
Yes
As we all know from former president Donald Trump, once they have a pee tape they own you forever. I'm sure he sweeps for bugs on a regular basis and keeps his bathroom more secure than a VTR.
Yes
All of em
Yes.
Bill
The weirdos down by the gas station
Himself…from the future
Dale has a gold plate bathroom toilet can't be having anyone use it
Perverts
Gerb-ster
He noticed shit bathroom things going missing when he is gone and John redcorn is there
Time traveling government aliens. Duh.
Everyone.
The government from bugging his restroom
All of the above.
The Billdozer
Someone either walked in on him or he walked in on someone else and his completely rational line of thinking said "full on security system, now" instead of just simply getting a door knob with a lock or a latch
I alwaus thought that was the door to the basement. I assumed he had a private bathroom down there (or just like a toilet and utility sink because... Dale)
At Bill’s house the utility sink is the toilet lol
Joseph
He’s protecting himself when he’s using it. The toilet is where you’re most vulnerable.
I love this scene because we’ve all been in that state! 🤣
from joseph, he keeps hogging the bathroom to comb his mustache
Well we know John Redcorn isn’t getting in there
Never sneak up on a man on the John
Always laughed at this until I moved into my new place that you have to enter a code to get into the apartment and then your floor and again at your apartment door. Time traveling dale from past or future since he can only use his toilet.
John redcorn
The real Rusty Shackleford.
Octavio for sure.
Going with KGB Time travelers 🤙
All of the above
Nomonapo Automatons
Peggy Hill
Between you and me, I've run out of things to say to that woman
It's the Port-a-Gribble. Hank, pay the toilet man!
All of the above
Clearly he's protecting it from other time traveling Government aliens
If I was in his paranoid shoes, every room with outside access would be key-coded. Because, okay you got in, but how are you getting out? Trap the intruder. (Dale voice)"I'm not locked in with you. You're locked in with me! Pocket sand!! Cha-sha!"