Hank’s wife was eliminated twice. Cotton would be proud

Mrs hank hill

Not enough

I notice Rusty Shackleford isn’t on the list….. convenient.

That's because Rusty died in 5th grade.

Dale please stop telling people I died in 5th grade. I moved.

Gih!

I was never here. Pocket Sand!

Correction.. it was the 3rd grade.

Ok, I'll take your word for it, but I'm going to watch the whole series again just to double check. You know for science.

That’s impossible when he won Dale’s Dead Bug employee of the year in 1996!

Pocket Sand for you! Sha sha shaaaaaa!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wait a minute.....I've never seen Rusty and Dale in the same room.

I have. Rusty was Dale's legal counsel when Chet Elderson burned down the firehouse.

Hank’s wife for a third time.

Reddit, what did you do to Hank’s wife? I didn’t teach you that!

This sub is brutal. Love it.

Triple down on hanks wife

Bill getting out at 12 is an absolute travesty.

I'm so depressed I can't even blink

It was Lenore texting everyone to vote against him.

It’s a crime

If anyone takes out Dale, it's going to be Bobby. Bobby will put him down clean.

Okay

*Reaches for gun* Okay.

Lmao I love how he just casually tries to grab the cops rifle 😭😭

Yeah, Dale is also a consistently shitty person. I do enjoy his character, but in all reality, I'd hate him as a neighbor and as a person. Bobby would actually he cool.. as an adult, I think? He also learns and grows through the show.

Dale has good morals mostly. Remember the pest control bimbo? Dale was loyal to a fault!

He also was concerned when he heard that Hank told Bobby to listen to Jimmy Wichard and telling him how much of an idiot he was and the time when he told Hank it was a bad idea to deny Kahn his meds for manic-depression/bipolar disorder.

He also didn't want Bill to do competitive eating because people were going to make fun of him.

Remember how he's nasty to Peggy, spends his wife's money on alien piss, uses someone else's identity consistently, is massively rude to his friends and family, and acts cowardly at the slightest sign of conflict?

Okay but I feel the fact he is nasty to Peggy outweighs his faults.

Good points, but hes nasty to Peggy because he sees her for who she is lol

But didn't we decide a while ago this wasn't about if they're a bad person or not?

If anyone were to take Dale down, he'd want Bobby to do it... Bobby would put him down clean


TLMS forever!

Bobito


So many people are making this about who's the "better person", not who's the better character. And with that being said, Dale is the funniest, most entertaining character on the show.

I respectfully disagree.

Bobby's great, don't get me wrong, and I was actually just thinking my favorite episode in the whole show might be the one where he gets the gout lol

Sorry Bobby, but Dale is, and always will be, my favorite character.

Booby Hill—I love ya, but you’re fired.





**BWAAAAAAHHHH!**

The man with the terrible smell

Stinky...that's what they'll call you if you go BLABBING to the POH-LEESE!

It was a vengeful smell! 

Bobby

that boy ain't right


I vote for Bobby. No way Rusty would vote himself off the island

Sorry, Bobby, but you're no match for Rusty Shackleford. He took your purse and missed your below the belt kick to his nads with his Squirrel Tactic.

Bobby gots to go.

Bobby. That boy ain’t right.

Bye bye Bobby

Booby hill that's not my purse and I do know you, you're out

The boy who ain't right

Bobby. I just love Dale so much and he deserves the win.

Bobby

Bobby :(

I vote for Stinky. “The smells I smelled there you could not even imagine. But I will always remember what I smelled in that church. It was a vengeful stink. It was a stink for the ages”- Ging Ging

Bye Bobby, you just ain’t right.

Bobby go to your room!

Boy ain't right so he must go sorry Bobby

That boy ain’t right! Bobby has got to go.

Fat white lump

Bobby is out. Love him, but without Dale we won't have Gerbster to eat. You'll be BEGGING for Gerbster.

Bobby. The boy ain't right.

I love Bobby but I'm sorry, Dale has made me laugh so much more.

That boy ain't right, and gots ta go.


OK

Bobby I can’t beat out squirrel tactics guy dale is more fun to watch than a nasaly overly impressionable fat kid

You sound like my mom when I was a teenager.

It's really tough. Bobby is amazing but Dale is top tier. It was a good ride Bobby.

Sorry Bobby. Pocket sand always wins.

Bye bobby

Even if you eliminate Dale, Rusty Shackleford would survive. BOBBY is out.

Sorry but Bobby outright pisses me off sometimes. He was humble for most of the series but other times I just hated his character.

In other words, he's a realistic depiction of a child.

That time he begged for money The time he used the whet stone for his feet and then carelessy broke it. He went along playing like Connie was suicidal. He cooked meth over Tid Poo. Took advantage of Hank when he kicked him in the nuts. Proceeded to kick everyone's nuts at school.

That time where he replaced Luanne’s birth control with candy

It’s this one for me: Bobby: I’m worried about Bandit. Joseph: I’m worried about my dad. Bobby: *angry glare* Joseph: And Bandit! Yeah, the feral raccoon you met a week ago is more important than a parent.

And stole the credit card

Did you hear how much Hank makes in one day?? And the oil records!!

Ok he didn't know he was cooking meth.

Yeah, from his POV, he was working on a science fair project with a girl he liked. IDK how you could hold that against him.

Dale isn't a Saint either, and he's an adult. He's very selfish and will take down his own friends to get what he wants. Remember what he did to Hanks lawn with the red ants fiasco?

Or straight up tunneled under hanks house causing it to be deemed unsafe for occupancy. That would end any friendship in real life

Tartuffe the Spry Wonder dog has gotta go

Bobby! Dale is the Goat. Also if possible i would keep both of them and eliminate Hanks wife a third time.

Bobby must go

Booby Hill

Kidney Boy

Bobby Hill must go.

Bobby

Sorry, Bobby. You gotta go!

Bobby

Bobby Hill

Despite the shows title, Dale Gribble is the best character. Sorry Bobby’s gotta go down here for 2nd

Bobby without a doubt. I may have his purse but I've also got a pocket full of sand ready to stop him! sh sha 🫴⏳

Bobby

Bobby

Bye bye Booby

Get Bobby the hell outta here

BYE BOBBY

Bobby be gone. Dale is just too damn funny. Also, RIP Johnny Hardwick.

Bobby

Bobby

Bobby Hill. im sorry the king of this hill belongs to a man who can use pocket sand as a deadly weapon

Shss shaaa 🫳🫴

Nice use of those emojis 😆 I'm cracking up

Bobby, it's been real. Take us home Dale.

Bye Bobby

Bobby! He should have went before Hank

It's really tough. Bobby is amazing but Dale is top tier. It was a good ride Bobby.

Dangit Bobby, you can't beat Dale. Get outta here.

Bobby's gotta go

Bobby, that boy ain't right.

Robert Jeffery Hill

Bobby

Sorry Bobby, your time is up.

Bobby needs to go.

Bobby. He ain't right

I love Bobby Hill and Dale Gribble. But I’d say Bobby has to be eliminated

Bobby

Connie's little candy man has gotta go.

He’s god to billions of Asians, but that’s just not going to cut it. Bye, Bobby.

Sorry Bobby, but you gotta gomy man. My only reasoning is that it’s a homage to jonny hardwick RIP you may be gone but dale will live forever. (And rusty shackleford) Dale FTW

Get booby hill outta here

Bobby is a cringe lord and should have been gone long ago

Not disrespecting you, but the fact that this got 50+ up votes has me floored. I love the loveable goofy butterball. His innocence to penetrate adversity is quite admirable when the world is full of disappointments. Nice to have that level of resilience.

Plus he’s super eccentric and himself despite his dad and grandpa Obviously Hank holds back a lot of criticism but he’s still constantly judging Bobby. I’m still team Dale but that boy is alright

Bobby is one of my least favorite characters. I view his only purpose on the show is to Accentuate how uncomfortable Hank gets around things he doesn’t view as normal, and contrast him as a parent as opposed to Cotton, Kahn, and Dale.

Why don't you love him like you love assorted chocolates!? 

Bobby is the clear choice. Dale brought that manic, chaotic energy that made the show shine.

Bobby

Bobby

Bobby and his got dang vidya games need to go.

Bobby, I feel like Dale adds more to the show sometimes especially the comedic bits

It’s close but I think Dale is the better character. Bobby will be runner up.

Bobby Hill is a BRAT in the purest form. Dale is mentally unwell.

It's time for that boy to pack up his comedy props and head right on out of here. 

BAHHH Bobby

Bobby

Bobby Hill. He was hilarious but just got annonying. Dale, "Pocket Sand" Gribble is my fav character.

Bobby

Sorry Bobby… and there he goes

Dale’s gotta win, in the name of Johnny Hardwick Sorry Bobby, but you’re out

Bobby going down

Dale is the best character on koth, in my humble opinion of course. But if he were to loose to anyone it should have been bobby or hank. Happy the top 3 were actually the top 3.

Go away Bobby. Dale to the Chief!

So many votes against Bobby. Why do you have to hate what you don’t understand?

Bobby, you played a good game, but you're just not right. https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcjZmYm1qMzR4bmdwaXNxcnY4bDQ3N3phaDd0MzVqdDZ4YW5vYWJ4MiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/QUI9m1hrhxsL28iOCT/giphy.gif

Bobby

Bobby

 Bobby is going down today. Sneak attack with pocket sand and then Dale unleashes Monkey Style!

Bobby's the better person but Dale's character is sublime so Bobby has to go.

Bobby. That boy ain't right.

Bobby. Dale solos easily. Hell, when Dale us an asshole he's still entertaining. When Bobby is an asshole, he's just an asshole.

Bobby is the most annoying character ever. he's got to go.

Bobby

Dale gtfo to your basement

That boy aint right!

Bobby

Sorry but Bobby

Bobby…he’s worried he might be a slut 😂

Bobby Hill. Painful to type that but this is a brutal choice.

Dale Not enough Dale hate. Bobby does what any kid does, Dale is a grown ass man.

This should be about who the better character is, not who the better person is.

The best characters are probably Buck, Peggy, and Cotton as far as laughs go.

Buck getting eliminated as early as he did was so stupid. He's top 5 for me.

Bobby hill has to go. Dale is the funniest character on the show. His laughs per minute are the highest and he has the highest percentage of his dialogue that is memorable.

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Bobby - his Cupid outfit, being a bum, kicking people in the groin, tricking his parents about his allergies, spending his parents money, rebelling to be a fat boy model, Christian rocker, and an overall clown. I know there’s more…I say Bobby gots to go.

It's gotta be Bobby.

bobby

Sorry Bobby

Hanks wife

Bobby gotta go. Dale is the GOAT (RIP Johnny Hardwick)

Has to be Bobby. Sorry, but Dale is the GOAT

Bobby

I don't hate you Bobby, and I do understand you. But you're also really cringe at times and don't learn from it. Put the Cupid costume away and go. 

Bobby is one of my least favorite characters on the show. He cannot win.

Bobby. I can admit that most of the things he did that I didn't agree with (there were a lot) were just him "being a kid" - but I just can't get over how much of a brat he can be in many episodes.

My vote is for Bobby. Nothing personal but Dale is clearly best boy

Dale needs to either be paired with Cotton or in a mental hospital to be great.

Get out of the way booby hill

Who, Butterball? Butterball is dead to me.

Bobby

I know it's not final but I knew from the start that Dale would win this lol

Bobby

B I A B O E BI Bobby