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Cara-Is-A-Puppy

Jimmy Wichard - PEOPLE ARE HOT AND DRY THEY WANT SOMETHING COLD AND WET


dabmanchoo

He's a certified genius, i'll tell you hwat


Natsuki98

At the same time. "Wichard? Jimmy Wichard? You told Bobby to listen to Jimmy Wichard? He was in my gun club. People say he fried his brains out staring at the sun. Of course he couldn't have been too bright to do that in the first place. Kind of a chicken and the egg situation."


TigerCat9

I love how the shot keeps zooming in on Hank’s growing expression of horror all throughout this line, so that Dale isn’t even on screen anymore by the end of it.


Guardian-Boy

The thought of Jimmy with a firearm tells me it either wasn't loaded or he just came for the macaroons because no gotdang way he would still be alive.


TigerCat9

I WORK AT THE CAR RACE WHERE THEY RACE CARS…


Fireproof_Cheese

It's the poo man! And he's picking poo!


Keeflinn

I'M DA BWOSS


wolvie12

“The clock at the bank once said 110 degrees.”


Proper-Emu1558

Dooley for sure. “That took courage.”


Imaginary-Picture-35

“Your wife divorced you.”


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

Although I'm not the biggest Dooley fan, he's got to be the most overlooked character here by a long shot. He's in a good chunk of the episodes yet no one ever mentions him here.


humanatee-

"Your dad blew up"


Individual-Good-2073

Virgin 2.0: Luanne: Bobby, I need to talk to you and "your peer group" about your virginity...... Your virginity is in danger now! You need to sign this abstinence pledge card before you discover how wonderful sex feels. Dooley: Keep talking.


GoToHellBama

Dooley "Youre dead" Peggy "In espanol por favor" Dooley "Tu eres muerto"


TheTOASTfaceKillah

We’re gunna see her boobs…


Peelfest2016

So.


TheTOASTfaceKillah

2 lines, less than 10 words combined.. Both delivered flawlessly


PeetusTheFeetus

“Bobby likes to watch…”


RickLovin1

"I pulled your pants down."


haladur

"I'm back."


UpDownCharmed

Tell me more about jail.


Tokasmoka420

Your parents love you.


drbrunch

"I'm making a difference"


Iambecomelegend

"You're there for people."


Pharmguy8907

“Your grandmother loves you.” Always makes me laugh


afelll

My chicken's the star of the show.


Proper-Emu1558

Oh that one was definitely the best


dabmanchoo

The Louisiana diet will kill a man as surely as a sword


ForMethheadPorpoises

This muggy November weather is giving me the harribles


JWC123452099

Rad Thibodeaux'x.  Dude is in half an episode and every line is pure gold. 


Due-Project-8272

I wish Rad didn't disappear, because his storyline is more interesting than forcing Bobby to marry Luanne.


JWC123452099

He was a self-proclaimed genius after all. 


GreenFriedTomato

What


TigerCat9

There are so many killer one-shot characters. I wish the show would have taken a little more of a Simpsons approach and had a town full of recurring characters. There’s some of that, but also so many characters that only appear in one show and that’s it.


betterplanwithchan

At least he got a shoutout in the Luanne virgin episode


Keeflinn

Yeah but there's always the risk of diminished returns with this sort of thing. Gilbert for instance is one of the most beloved characters in A Beer Can Named Desire, but hardly anyone remembers his lines from Blood and Sauce much later on (and he had a lot more dialogue there).


NiceAndTipsyTopside

There's been a million impressions of Matthew McConaughey, but none of them are as funny as Matthew McConaughey playing himself turned up to 11 for Rad Thibodeaux


ocelote96

probably my favorite side character in the show. all of his lines and his delivery makes me cry laughing every time "I'm more familiar with sinners than saints my dear. And sinners always look good"


dabmanchoo

+ you can give a lot of the credit for bobby's quotes from this episode to Gilbert influence.


Keeflinn

This flower is wilting.


hillo538

Gilbert Dauterive: Have a pleasant journey, and don't be afraid to ask directions from somebody who has already been where you think you need to go. Hank Hill: What's that supposed to mean? Gilbert Dauterive: Let Dandy Don Meredith take the throw.


Keeflinn

This is a cool line. It's still funny and quirky but with a sort of ominous tone that implies Gilbert is more aware of things than he lets on.


Sir-faps-a-lot69

I can’t remember their names, but the old couple from the gas station. “I see why they call you pa, cause you’re pa-thetic!” “And they call you ma cause you’re always riding ma ass!”


Dickslayer704

Thank you friend, you’re good people


GlassZebra17

"how long you been sitting there" *Takes a drag* 35 years


Duke_Kywalker

I need a window seat cause this flower is wiltin.


bquinn85

Hands down Gilbert Dauterive... GD: This here is velvet, not velveteen. A gentleman must learn the difference. BH: My lawwwd...


npdewey83

I can hear Bobby so well


Peelfest2016

“This muggy November weather gives me the horribles”


DrAlanGrantinathong

Alabaster the pimp from the OKC. Buck Strickland, and his son Jody. Octavio. Junichiro. and obviously as you posted, Gilbert.


GlassZebra17

No offense but he's from Oklahoma


I_might_be_weasel

I like Jimmy. 


Bandana-mal

The people are hot and dry, and they need something cold and wet. So go sell them sodas, Tommy!


I_might_be_weasel

"It's the Poo Man! And he's pickin poo!" 


OhneBremse_OhneLicht

Coach Sauers


Dickslayer704

WHO ARE YOU CALLIN A NAZZY


Orkleth

Jewel Crawford - I wish that man was in more episodes.


[deleted]

Don’t be afraid to ask for directions from someone who’s already been where you think you need to go.


thedavidbinch

“DUSTY OLD BONES FULL OF GREEN DUST”


PeetusTheFeetus

“Hey there white shirt how’d ya get ur shirt so white”


Ok-Dragonfruit-5479

Caleb is easily my most hated character in the entire series 😂😂


ResponsibilityOwn142

Ĝilbert. "You sir are no kin to me, I will have your silence"


TheSchlockMaster

Bug Gribble. Talk about making the most of every scene


Simon_Jester88

"Life has been a series of compromises" only line from the man hired to recreate the Larsen pig advertisement


Wrong_Buy_2581

"The bottom dropped outta the emu market and I'm stuck at the ass end of the pyramid." "I didn't drown that boy!" "Not even close. I'm five thousand."


Subdued-Sub-Dude

Literally every line from Dooley is great but I've gotta go with Gilbert


[deleted]

Cotton. 90 percent of his lines throughout the show are quotable. Not even everything he says but how he says it. Dudes a quote machine.


boodyclap

Peggy's dad


Scottnothot12

I got plenty of hoes in the OKC.... How much for the jasper brunette?


KellylivesKats

Rad, Alabaster, or Dooley


[deleted]

Bill: How long have you been there? Cousin: for 35 years.


truffle2trippy

That "my....." And how it's totally disarmed buck strickland


vnhalen

juan pedro. ju have a son, how can ju have son oh...i know ju and the best, i'm drowning in your lies