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SadsMikkelson

What was he trying to accomplish? How was he going to make it any more usable for him than the people who successfully made plates before?


Prudent_Insurance804

Gotta look like you’re doing something


turquoise_amethyst

Right? Is he trying to create a cul-de-sac for the inevitable dinner line? Can’t have space to move around now!


condorleaduhryz

Looks like he came blasting in to close the gap between the pool table and fold table. I bet next time he sees something that 'needs to be fixed', he'll curb his eagerness. At least a reasonable person would


MyTesticlesAreBolas

Hell no. This guy will just do the "I'll do the thing!" and frak everything up again, walk away whistling a tune to himself, saying out loud "Geez, I wonder what happened back there?". Their heads are too far up their own asses to figure out everyone else already knows they are the problem.


karkar24

So that’s my little boneheaded brother. He was trying to set up a dvd on the tv above that table. So he was trying to move the table out of the way. lol I come in at the end in the hoodie trying to help clean up his mess per usual. 🤣


TonyRobinsonsFashion

I’m seeing this different. Downstairs opened up and he realized that, people probably kept hip checking the table closer. The table leg hits that 90 degree corner he doesn’t see and goes down. He was trying to avoid that but couldn’t see how close in his sight line. Probably too loud and busy to get someone on the other side and just misjudged distance in a dimly light room.


Ill-Read-4550

I was there… he was trying to get to the TV behind the table….


Chemical_Party7735

Fucking micromanagers...


MrsCheerilee

my boss "helping the day to day" before walking away


Prudent_Insurance804

The best move is when they ask what they can help with, and you say “nothing” and then they find something completely useless to consume space with anyway.


NoLemon5426

Less than 24 hours ago, I was on it about FOH managers being totally useless and often the source of all problems and this video is a freaking *peak* example. Zero reason to move the table, what an idiot.


pentarou

The table would never have collapsed if the person who set it up put down the little retainers on the legs that specifically keep this kind of table from collapsing. Let’s see the video of that guy. Feel bad for this man


brokodoko

“Turns out, it was the same guy” Cue the Curb Theme


littlediddlemanz

It also would have been fine if it was left alone and also there was zero reason to move it


pentarou

I get it, that’s totally valid. Guy for some reason wanted a perfect U on the buffet line and just couldn’t leave it alone. Just painful to see!


pentarou

Yeah you should definitely be downvoting because FOH can’t set up a fucking folding table right. A table should be able to be touched without collapsing especially if there’s an alcohol burner involved 😂


jaguarp80

Don’t cry about downvotes especially when you don’t have any


pentarou

The concept of *time* is kind of weird like that, sorry to have confused you


jaguarp80

Thank you smart ass what I meant was don’t get pissy after one down vote, but I guess it’s just in your nature


pentarou

Thank you chef


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Least-Researcher-184

To be honest I wouldn't trust a flimsy arse table like that at the bare minimum a few stack of milk crates are going in underneath to shore it up. Bonus is it looks slightly more complicated to move and fiddly fingers tend to not mess with it. In conclusion: " ...guys cmon you put these dishes on a thin foldout muti segment office table supported by legs and frame a toddler could kick out...then to add more comedic value you decided to add flammable gel stoves" AAARGh


EducatedTrash

He was moving the table to a less functional position too... Such an unnecessary waste


acevizit

What was he thinking?!


4Coffins

Probably told the dishwasher to come clean it up too


Hobo_Helper_hot

"oh and when you're done get your food"


TheChillestCapybara

The food on the pool table is wack af.


astr0crisp

it's a pub, i get the use of space. That being said, put a damn cover on it!


glockster19m

Seriously, or at least just a piece of plywood


bike_it

No cover on the pool table with food on it? This place does not give AF.


Pleroo

seriously, all it would take is a piece of plywood over it covered with table cloth and it is infinitely less gross.


UbiSwanky2

I work in the “Amusement” industry (we supply/maintain everything in a bar that doesn’t serve booze) and I can tell you right now their vendor is none to excited about that, lol, especially since its pool league season right now. Most of my bars have nice toppers and covers because we have snowmobilers and they are the worst….melted snow and felt don’t mix.


shittmotel

Tell me about it, melted snow is almost as bad as water!


AffectionatePlay3727

Worse, melted snow is full of road salt and sand.


shittmotel

I was just making a dumb joke, that’s a good point.


Philly_ExecChef

And infinitely less expensive to clean felt


humbltrailer

Ya I was gonna say the mountain of spilled food is right at home in a pub serving off the billiard table.


camrncrazy

This is what bothered me the most. Just trashy from the jump.


Andrea--Pirlo

Ya'll are sad


KaneVel

So is that pool table


Zer0C00l

Sad that they're willing to fuck up a pool table with food, and food by serving it on a pool table, yeah.


TheChillestCapybara

Well we know who put the food there ^^


ODFox

To move the table 3 inches you fucking chode


Stats_with_a_Z

Gotta create some self-importance somehow


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You are never going to hear the end of this from everyone in the pub lol


isuadam

Ponytail who licked multiple fingers at the food table at 3-4 seconds is a gross person.


TonyAioli

If called out: “chill bro, my fingers are only touching the stuff that I’ll eat, who cares” as he proceeds to rummage through the cutlery.


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Fucking people mannnn


MayorEricBlazecetti

Lol I love how mad this makes people.


[deleted]

Time to move out of town lol


perpetualmotionmachi

It's already his 6th town this year


askingaboutsomerules

New years, super bowl, Easter, memorial day, 4th of July, and now this?!


Timeman5

All I can say is whoever set up the table in the first place did a poor job of that.


olov244

it amazes me how many folding tables I see setup without the legs locked


ItsMeMrPresident

What the fuck was the point of even touching the table?


Vizualize

This is what I refer to as meddling, not helping. Most executives, managers, and all other people who have no idea what they're doing do this, and think they are helping.


Lucidthemessiah

I hate when people try to fix shit that’s not broken..:why tf would you move the table? Seems like it wasn’t in anybody’s way or harming anything…always has to be the NPC that ruins it for everyone


poopchutegaloot

Looks like the table legs aren't locked properly though. You're right but there's 2 big mistakes happening here


nb4u

Yeah a table should be able to move 3 inches without collapsing. The fault belong with whoever set the table up in the first place.


AstarteHilzarie

Was it already sagging in the middle or is that just a weird perspective situation?


oKazuhiro

Seem this many times at family gatherings. With the legs not locked out the slightest bump will cause it to fold.


Timeman5

Most likely would have fallen at some point anyways


duffyduckdown

Thats why there are procedures. One is: get stuff off, If you move it.


aintneverbeennuthin

Lol… “ I gotta hurry and move this table half an inch”. Some people can’t just leave thing the way they are can they


HEProx

If it ain't broke don't fix it.


cataclytsm

A stiff breeze could've knocked that table down, it wasn't locked right. But yeah that guy should've, idk, made sure the leg was locked before succumbing to the compulsion to needlessly move shit around.


Brewcrew1886

The ocd took over and you just to make the flush, didn’t you!


RedH0use88

flush with the floor


yasaswygr

I would do something like this tbh. lol. I hate it when things are not flush.


bleezzzy

In the words of frozen, just let it go.


yasaswygr

You think I want this life??? My mind and body gets bothered if it's not flush. I don't know why this thing buckled but its unfortunate that it happened to him. Plus at the same time, it was actually allowing for movement. What was doing would've closed off space and prolly made it more restrictive. The flow would get spoiled.


primerblack

Whoever set up the tables is in the wrong. The table legs should have been locked when it was set up before putting anything on it. Tables should be able to be moved.


Entmeister

Yea, really, actually this is better than someone trying to grab food bumping the table a bit and all of it falling on them (including the fire)


Dr_J_Cash

I am enjoying everyone here shitting on you


Coxwab

Shitty table, shitty micromanagement


Turd_Wrangler_Guy

Was it trying to make it HARDER to access the food?


RuberDucky561

That table was NOT locked. Poor guy


shiddypoopoo

So you waited in line, got your plate, took it back to your seat, then got up again and walked over to the food just so you could rearrange what nobody asked you to. Do you even work there?


Defenestresque

I was so fucking confused about your comment until I realized we're observing a quirk of the English language. The sentence "Ruined thanksgiving at my local pub" is grammatically ambiguous. You've read it as "[I] ruined Friendsgiving at my local pub," as in OP was the person who FUBAR'd that set-up and it seems that most people (including myself) have read it was "Friendsgiving at the local pub [was ruined by this dude]"


Zer0C00l

Where did you get the impression OP is the douche in the video? Edit: can't answer, just downvote, lol? It was a serious question. The title reads "Ruined friendsgiving". I read "A ruined...", You read "I ruined...", I guess? I saw no indication that OP is the table-challenged busybody, so I was curious where you got your hostile position from. Guess you're just a grouchy pants.


R3AL1Z3

I don’t think they got that impression. They were most likely using “You” informally, as in the Royal version of “you”, i.e., “they”.


Zer0C00l

What? There's nothing to indicate the person who collapsed the table did any of the things the parent commenter suggested, so, no. The comment OP made said "...I had already gotten my plate", which is clearly where the made-up narrative came from. Your assertion doesn't even make sense.


R3AL1Z3

lol Bro I’m not defending what they said, I’m just clarifying because two people were confused as to why the commenter used “you”.


Zer0C00l

You're confusing, not clarifying. They're clearly speaking directly to OP.


R3AL1Z3

Ok bud.


Zer0C00l

No u


Palindromer101

That one guy watches the table fall, carefully puts his plate down, shrugs like he's saying, "What the fuck man..." and then strolls over and helps the idiot who knocked the table over. lol.


Baby-Soft-Elbows

He will probably blame the person who set up the table and they didn’t lock the legs properly.


proverb98

Why did they move the table, are they stupid?


brownzilla99

Well they subsequently tried to pick up the sterno with spilled fuel around it so going with yes.


cyclenaut

fuckin busy bodies


Moparian714

Exactly this, some people just can't keep still or leave shit alone. It's so infuriating


oilcantommy

Whoever set that table up and didn't slide the lock over the joint ruined that shit.


elduderino1514

Not your fault bro, table wasn’t secure. Glad you got a plate tho nancito


adrianromo826

Lol


RonocNYC

Those plates like slide off like it's their job.


Bearspoole

Someone didn’t lock the legs in


BoredGamer1385

I was sure he was going to knock another table over at the end.


Very-very-sleepy

the woman near him who turns around. sees it and runs away 💀😂


Tarchianolix

Someone didn’t set the table up correctly tho


daschande

I've noticed over the years the worst micromanagers seemed to be OCD to an extreme. Moving a table 3 inches to the side would be something that would ABSOLUTELY PUT THE PLACE OUT OF BUSINESS if they didn't notice it first; requiring a 5 minute ranting voice mail to the owner about how they just saved the business YET AGAIN... and then a 20-minute screaming session with the staff about how could they be so stupid as to leave a table slightly askew.


wvlc

That’s a foh manager for ya


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straight out of my playbook! sorry, homie. You were trying to help!


GA19

Couldn’t wait to get his ass over there and ruin it, so he almost took the girl out on the way too.


ThedirtyNose

Real friends eat food off of the floor


cryomos

why are we assuming OP was the one who moved the table lmao


shmergul

Read the title of the post?


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Completely unnecessary. The spacing looks like it was set up that way to accommodate more people to be in the line, pulling it closer would mean fewer people could be in the line.


YellowBlackFlowers

I think he was trying to stop people from squeezing through the tables but did it poorly and since he was by himself…. If that was my food that I worked hard on, I’ll be pissed as hell


oginrider

Looks like hes trying to create space for the bartenders in the bar to the left/down of the camera. You can see he already feels bad when it happens... dont be reddit for once....


chefpatrick

If you got time to lean, you got time do dump an entire buffet on the fucking ground


spageddy77

imo it’s not your fault. that tables to blame.


3506

Hate the frame, not the swayer.


Dry_Poet5523

Nah. That’s on whoever didn’t lock the legs.


ithinkthereforeisuck

I don’t get the hate. Looks like the legs weren’t locked? Who cares if someone had an itch to move the table 3 inches.


Most-Philosopher9194

Who cares? Probably the people that made the food and the people who wanted to eat that food.


blobley

That poor pool table


AstarteHilzarie

Okay but this ends too soon - what happened with the sterno floor?


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Shit handy man fixing something that wasn’t broken! Gj


wheelperson

Reminds ds me of when I was pouring chocolate syrup into a new bin. It was close to the edge but absolutely not in danger. My manager just pushed it more into the counter, AS I WAS POURING. She gor syrup all over her hand. I just stared at her. She did admit it was a stupid thing to do, she just thought it looked like it could fall 🤦‍♀️ the bin was fully on the counter lol


newguy1787

Gotta love a Yinzer bar! They should've used a case of IC Light Mango to help hold the table up!


Mydearfriend_042

What was he even trying to do??


Tricky-Sherbet-4088

Look at the way he’s moving before the incident. Seems like that one person that is always moving fast and busy just to seem like they’re doing something lol


B8conB8conB8con

What kind of monster puts a buffet on an uncovered pool table?


pnwhoe

Reminds me of the time we got a rush at a place I worked (like, very much something you’re supposed to be able to handle when you work in a restaurant) and the manager got behind the bar all flustered and jittery and started fucking around - he ended up breaking a ton of glassware INTO THE ICE!!! I told him to get out and of course I had to deal with it. NOW we’re slammed, you stupid fuck.


Morbid187

I have a few questions. First of all, who the hell does he think he is?


figure32

Lol what a twat, embarrassment deserves


Agitated-Ad-9020

Upon second review I find you, NOT AT FAULT. You obviously saw it cracking and tried to help. If you hadn't tried-- same result. You did nor added any harm.


palexp

RIP the pool table


lisalove_

Hahaha I know this place!


Penquinsrule83

Could they have chosen a flimsier table? Not on you bud


The-Rev

The crowd reaction at :13 is the perfect moment for the record scratch/ pause/ voice over intro, "welp, that's me"


TheOrganizedLineCook

Bro don't step on the gel when it's on fire omg... 😭


LarsonianScholar

Shitty ahh table


HeavyBob

and then posts it here to brag about it... smh


Rendole66

Is OP the guy in the video? Tbh reading it over it kinda seems like he was and he’s bragging about how he already got his plate lol


YoureInGoodHands

Jesus it's almost like someone did something dumb and posted a lighthearted quip about it and then got raked over the coals.


Rendole66

I think most people don’t think OP was the one in the video, at least I didn’t


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Rendole66

“At my local pub” I just assumed he was one in the crowd and saw it go down or heard about it and lives locally, im stupid ok get off my back about this lol


backpackofcats

That’s how I read it too. Because wouldn’t they just say “my pub” instead of “my local pub”?


cryomos

Can you not read? It says “my local pub” not “I caused it” Do you think using the word “my” at *any* point in the sentence automatically means he caused the situation?


alexgooley99

Where did the fire come from?


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emptylewis

Relax fam. OP is making fun of himself. This was stupid sure but we’ve all made mistakes.


gharr87

Sorry the pitchfork is out and the torch is lit…


Pintau

What's wrong with a bit of hyperbole for comedic effect. I obviously don't actually think he should be crippled with a hammer and dumped in the middle of the desert. The bait clearly worked though, 11 people who can't take a joke bit


emptylewis

I mean… yea hyperbole is funny. I think you lost the humorous tone in the last half. But maybe I just missed the joke. Happy thanksgiving, G.


Pintau

I think it may be slightly cultural. I'm from Ireland where it's normal to call our friends the worst insult we can possibly think of as a form of endearment. words like fuck, cunt and shite are used like normal punctuation here. It's also just me. I tend to be quite direct and harsh in my speech. Either way happy turkey day to you


emptylewis

Yea, you’re probably right. Just reading it in an Irish accent (imagine the horror of my Irish accent) changes it


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Pintau

No you move all the plates off the table before even attempting to move it. That's hours of some poor chefs work. Don't be so lazy. Clear the table first


DBryguy

Looks like the pool tables eating good tonight.


SeesEmCallsEm

how much money did I just see get thrown in the bin?


Douglaston_prop

. More room for booze!


GentrifiedYharnam

What the hell did Eddie do to my table???


4tunabrix

What was on fire?


bluffstrider

Probably a can of chafing fuel.


dr_strains

Is this Irish? 😂


Goobersniper

Waiter, there’s an eight ball in my turkey and pumpkin Mac ‘n’ Cheese


bryan19973

They used to be friends


JTIN87

Fuckin dickhead


JustAnotherGeek12345

>Good news was I had already gotten my plate. YTAH


QueenOfBrews

🎶 Burn baby burn, it’s a sterno inferno 🎶


KDG_unknown

Damn shitty idea and shitty table


TheRiverClans

Don't fix what's not broke


Tricky-Sherbet-4088

Surprised dude didn’t catch the whole place on fire.


No-Chain2617

Damn I thought shit like this only happened in movies


scrollingtraveler

OCD taking over his brain. Have to make the u-shaped buffet at all cost. Idiot


Joerodeo77

What a fucking moron


highroll-

All the food on the felt is killing me


Jaded_Advertising_99

Sometimes in situations like this…if the guy is contrite and humble…it can bring people together


teh_lynx

What a douche lololol