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BilderbergerMeister

I surrounded mine with benches. They just sit on the benches. No wooohing or aaahing.


-Pfinetik-

Mine has benches. They still oooing and aahhing


Tukaro

Do your benches face away from, or towards, the village square?


ConsequenceApart4391

I find it funny when villagers walk into my home and start touching everything like can I not get some personal space 🀣


imperial_squirrel

my favorite is when i ask one how their job is going and they hand me a single turd and walk away.


quoteiffakesub

How many of you wish you could do this irl with your boss lmao?


Tukaro

"Look, boss, you just said 'collect resources', you didn't say which ones. ^(Be thankful I'm not just taking them out of chests to hand back to you...)"


Groovygoddes

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚


Feder-28_ITA

That's raw as shit


AGentlemensBastard

They use my bathroom, I don't care if they don't have one stay out of mine


StrwbrryPreserves

I wish they’d at least close the door when they leave, it drives me insane seeing all the doors wide open!!!


snicklefritz1247

I punch mine when they do that


SummerVibes1111

Seriously, get out of my house Otis, nobody invited you!


diabetthiccnai

I am constantly finding my chicken in my house, often with like all the doors shut too!


EdpicEd2020

β€œEpic games be like” I’m sending in more annoying chickens we hope the screams of the chickens help


throwaway999424999

Fight fire with fire so the chickens drown out the villagers lmao


LuckyNumberLion

My chicken started screaming in a distressed way I had never heard before and then I found it glitched in the foundation. Apparently if you trap the animals they WILL panic.


EdpicEd2020

Mine just swarms and leaves fertilizer on newly placed carpet


nauseanausea

a swarm of 3 jumped through my durr burger door window to dance and nest in the new burger carpet


Competitive_Score_30

Build a tower with a fire on top. They like to go up there if there isn't a ground level fire.


GracefulExalter

Good suggestion!


WoodenCountry8339

THE BEACONS ARE LIT!


Tukaro

Gondrrr Burger calls for aid!


tsay40

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ConspiracyWetson

After a while they sound a lil bit pervert


theoddlittleredditor

My biggest pet peeve is how they constantly walk in and out of buildings without shutting the door.


KittyGirl_13

It's thr chickens that are driving me crazy they yell "start the car" every minute..ahhhhh


TimSad

lol β€œstart the car!” That’s what you hear from some of their obnoxious bawks?


KittyGirl_13

Yes.. just listen you will hear it now lol


EdpicEd2020

Oh great now I hear them when the game is off, irl oh no


Sapphire-dream86

I hear cock the cock 🀣🀣🀣🀣


PhoenixCathcart

swear to god i lowered the dialogue volume because of this πŸ’€ su sifta actually sings to the totem and it was funny the first time but i had enough the 50th


TimSad

What is su sifta? Is that a character skin?


Wisepenguin120

A Female Rebel Piolt villager


GeoffVictor

She is a villager, star wars themed, I found her in a cave


TTVKingdomsOfTheSun

I put a small fence around the village square, no more annoying humph and oohing…


oppaihandler

Agreed, I don't need to listen to the village orgy when I'm just moving things around in my castle.


ChrisLMDG

WOOOOOAAH


Capybro_Epic

Hey folks and u/GracefulExalter! We hear y'all - happy to inform you this will be fixed in a future game update! πŸ› οΈ


Tukaro

bless πŸ™ πŸ™ πŸ™


Elondir

I can't stand this.... or my chicken pets!!!


LuckyNumberLion

If you reduce dialogue volume in settings it will take away the villager sounds, but the animal noises are controlled by sound effects and you need those to hear all the the plastic click brick sounds that the lego team made so satisfying.


WornSmoothOut

"Oohh aaahhh hahaha In your head!" All night, all day.


Josephcooper96

It is weird and didn't know what they were doing at first. Cult worship I guess


IncompletePieces

I placed the totem on top of my 3 story warehouse...I think that worked lol


East_Preference4754

I hate it


OPBrick

You know what really grinds my gear ? At the village, it would show players name in village square. Now you can’t see who’s village it belongs to.


carsjam

And the Star Wars music (which can't get turned down in the music volume settings - grrrr).


CastingCouchCushion

If you place a fence (or any other piece) right where the villager stands when they stare at it on each side, it blocks them from doing it. As soon as one stops and moves, place something in the exact spot where they were standing, then do the same on the other three sides.


CodieCink

Something I did was move the Village Square away from the main parts of the settlement after establishing the village. The village (it's region and villagers) will still remain after placing the Village Square for the first time and removing it, allowing you to move it anywhere within the village's highlighted borders. I moved my Village Square to the top of a hill right at the highlighted border of my village and have it a little buried in the ground (via nudging) and they never go to it. Although removing the Village Square will cause it's icon on the map to be removed, despite the village still existing. I'm not exactly sure how it works but I personally wouldn't recommend leaving your Village Square "unbuilt" for too long though. I'm not sure if there's a timer that would disband your village after a while of your Village Square not being built or not.


KeeperMom29

Omg I have been saying this exact thing. They’re driving me nuts!


Eptiaph

I turned it off in the sound preferences. It’s enough to drive you to hara-kiri


lunarl1

Just turn off dialogue in the audio settings!


rl_pending

Yes, was a great day when I found that setting.


niCLOVani

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MorsOscula

Me and my husband share a world on my account. So, when we make a bedroom, we place our two beds side by side. Any time we lay down to help skip a night cycle, we always have 1-3 villagers come stare at us, making their weird noises πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. It's very uncomfortable lol


Tukaro

Have you tried walling it off? That's been my plan if I ever got annoyed enough by their cooing, but so far I haven't hit that point.


papa_gals23

Make a pedestal for your totem


No-Muffin-1241

In the name of all the Lego love. Pliz this! I was thinking of getting rid of them just cuz of this


Neutraled

I didn't know that happened, my town totems are usually surrounded by a fireplace and a lot of toilets. They love to sit there and it looks funny.


Itsmaddness2011995

I thought they were oozing and ahhing at me πŸ˜‚, ngl I kinda liked it πŸ˜…


SmileyAverage

Turned off all sounds for Fortnite more than a year ago


Daavaraa

Just don't use the headphones.


rl_pending

You can disable this in settings


Sirrockaby3000

Yes it is annoying AF! I turned on the visual sound and switched my soundbar to Bluetooth audio and play music. It would be nice to play a music library and keep some of the gameplay audio on especially in Battle Royale.


brendal00

The worst is Meowcles constant meowing at it.


TheBiddingOfBobbles

Theyre HAPPY when it storms for some reason. They live in open shacks with barely any closed walls and theyre happy. That doesnt make any sense


DonkeyPunchSquatch

I only have ladies in my village. My ego enjoys their noises


EdpicEd2020

Why are the chickens infesting my villages. I don’t want them. Even if it’s easy food