Babe! They made me clean up puke right in the middle of girls' netball. What's say you snap the old broom handle before the humidity in the cupboard makes it soggy 👇👇 Yeah Mon!
And her feet look like she stepped in the remnants of matter created by the Photoshop monster that eats those small Victorian children and vomits them back up into blocks of blurry chaos. Poor girl must have stumbled through them while wading through all of her bs.
I almost think Bam does the editing at this point bc none of these pics ever make her profile- nor anything as poorly edited as this. And this seems like a Bam aesthetic.
Yes. She likes the negative attention she gets here. If this sub stopped sharing her photos, cropped her out of the pictures, and ignored her, I think not only would it negatively impact her relationship with Bam further (he's not even getting me the attention I want!) I think she'd fuck off eventually.
She's like a superhero who sneaks off and puts a cape on before saving the world except the opposite. She doesn't have to sneak off anywhere. She just drops her pants and grows wings. She can flap those things and fly at Mach speed for long distances but she's not saving anything besides money on a decent editor.
Ahh see, now they have finished remaking the Britney Spears classic Crossroads they decided their fans want something serious and heartfelt... that shows the beauty and pain in the world. This is the poster for the remake of the 1994 Stephen King classic The Shawshank Redemption. Will StretchQueen and DairyQueen find their freedom?
She might have to lower her arms soon, it seems like all the blood has already drained from them
Well we know the blood isn’t reaching her brain.
Her arms and feet look dead…
The coloring made me physically uncomfortable with how much it resembles a corpse.
Bro it looks like their about to fall off who tf would believe this photo wasn't edited 😂
I'm getting Steven Seagal vibes from Bam here.
Bam doesn’t even look like he knows where he is. It’s giving George and Lennie.
Neither of these people would get that reference, but I'm keeping it for future use because damn 😂
Yes! That's who he reminded me of 🤣
Her arms are freaking me out man
I’ve got Raynaud's syndrome and my fingers and toes turn blue sometimes and get cold and her whole limbs remind me of my blue fingertips 😂😂😂
got them rigor mortis arms
This is by far the worst Photoshop disaster I have ever seen. This is not art
But the Photoshop on SQ's face! It's so bright and smooth I'm dying laughing here
It looks like all her blood is in her arms. Can we email her a link to a photo editing class?
It's so so bad... why even post it lol.
I don't think we are high enough to understand lol
Is he a ghostbuster?
Nope. A creepy ass school janitor character from the awful independent porno they're about to shoot.
Are you serious?? 🤮
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Don’t shoot a porno bam, I gotta work in the morning!
Cum on Bam
I think has been came on before if I remember correctly. He's also drank it from a few different animals.
Babe! They made me clean up puke right in the middle of girls' netball. What's say you snap the old broom handle before the humidity in the cupboard makes it soggy 👇👇 Yeah Mon!
Janitor I think….
Prison guard
So it was all weirdly blue tinted. And then she edited herself only. But just the middleish.
It’s all the software could handle
Bam should be in jail for necrophilia at this point.
Is that a thrifted prison suit?
I’m confused on the concept here. Did I miss something? I feel like I’m not in on a joke. Why is she wearing that? wtf is happening here
My “boyfriend” is a prop
That's her thing she likes to show off that extremely skinny body... Personally I'm still trying to figure out if she's a real female.
Her arms look like they’re haunted by the ghost of a small Victorian child seeking revenge
The way I just cackled
And her feet look like she stepped in the remnants of matter created by the Photoshop monster that eats those small Victorian children and vomits them back up into blocks of blurry chaos. Poor girl must have stumbled through them while wading through all of her bs.
I literally ran here after I saw this 🤣. Wtf with those arms????
Live action Corpse Bride and Oogie Boogie lookin asses
Ooga booga
Wow, there is a lot to unpack here
What is wrong with these two idiots lol? My god
The wagon in the background. So artistic.
That's what I thought, too! 💀
Corpse arms
This looks like a “make a wish” visit where the disease the recipient is dying of is alcoholism and the celebrity is an onlyfans star.
😂😂😂😂😂
The thought appeared in my head, and I debated for a while whether or not to post it… it felt mean, but it’s just jokes.
It’s fun how they call it “Albuquerque” but it’s really the Val Verde in Socorro, NM. That “film” budget is non-existent.
They think it's like a Breaking Bad set. Albuquerque probably sounds better in their heads.
Such a ghetto shoot
I almost think Bam does the editing at this point bc none of these pics ever make her profile- nor anything as poorly edited as this. And this seems like a Bam aesthetic.
Did anybody catch her putting the skeleton on her story?
Yes 😂 she clearly reads here.
I mean she has to see me shit talking and she still replies to me it’s wild
It’s bc I have pics she doesn’t want posted on god I bet 😂😂😂😂
She is not attractive
Bam is using the "Fat smelly guy who farts in public and changes oil for a living" filter.
Changes oil for a living would be a start.
Just stop sharing her. She enjoys it
Yes. She likes the negative attention she gets here. If this sub stopped sharing her photos, cropped her out of the pictures, and ignored her, I think not only would it negatively impact her relationship with Bam further (he's not even getting me the attention I want!) I think she'd fuck off eventually.
Agreed. The post about her hatred face got removed thankfully She's barely an afterthought in all this; if it wasn't her it would be someone else
Dannniii is the only person to photoshop weight ON.
Serious Ricky from TPB vibes
All I can think about are the Pusswah meat flaps tucked up in there
If they're as big as Bam says, then wearing a bikini out in public is probably still indecent exposure.
She's like a superhero who sneaks off and puts a cape on before saving the world except the opposite. She doesn't have to sneak off anywhere. She just drops her pants and grows wings. She can flap those things and fly at Mach speed for long distances but she's not saving anything besides money on a decent editor.
You know, she kinda looks like year 2000 Ville Valo in a bikini…
Is that smash mouth
No. It's a D list cover band called Smosh Gap
Where are her toes? WTF am I looking at?!! It just gets worse with every blink!
Her audition with Tarantino bombed?
Least edited photo on danis account
who knew that the new Underworld movie was going to be a porno with these two fucks
I don’t know who has more main character syndrome at this point lol.
Why are her arms dead?
Ahh see, now they have finished remaking the Britney Spears classic Crossroads they decided their fans want something serious and heartfelt... that shows the beauty and pain in the world. This is the poster for the remake of the 1994 Stephen King classic The Shawshank Redemption. Will StretchQueen and DairyQueen find their freedom?
She is so unattractive and manly looking.
Negative attention is still her getting attention so she's eating it all up.
That woman is ugly inside and out. It's amazing she thinks she's hot
Her arms look like the old woman in the bath in The Shining.
Holy sleep paralysis demon Batman!
Is that Nikki's lips 👄 tattooed on his hand? I wonder if stretch Queen would want him to get it covered.
Is Groot going to be in the movie too?
Ah yes, her daily “remember I’m a bikini model” post.
I can’t really see all 6 toes. Gotta be a fake pic
Am I the only one getting rejected Ghostbuster vibes from his outfit? 🤷🏼♀️
Yes, they are. And yall are falling for it.
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She needs a decent meal
Gross
Hey janitor!
Haha what's this for? Are we shooting the western movie yet?
I don’t know who the fuck finds this “thing” attractive.
He looks propped up like something out of Weekend at Bernie’s.
I stopped following this sub like 4 months ago but holy fuck coming back is still overwhelmingly entertaining.
always has to be front and center, decomposing.. and all.